D/K: Whooo-oo! We're BAAAAAACK!!!
Joe: Hiya there, people! Yes, we've been away for a while, but we be back for the partay!
Tig: PAR-TAY!!! SLEEPOVER PAR-TAY!!!! *does funky dance in kimono*
D/K: *shrugs and grabs her kimono* Whoo! Kimono dance time!
Joe: I wanna kimono.*sniffs and cries*
D/K: Hey Tig, you good at sewing, right?
Tig: Yeah.
D/K: Make Joe a kimono for his birthday.
Tig: Got it! *gets to work on kimono for Joe*
Joe: ^_^
D/K: Ok, people. This chapter will be very long so another band day can be sooner. This is all at my house. All in one night. *Joe runs by holding a kimono above his head like a flag. 'All hail the KIMONO!!!!'* Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. That's all for us, folks! We'll see ya in the party!
Disclaimer: HELP US!!!!!! THE POCKET LAWYER GUY IS AFTER US!!!!!
PLG: MWWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! I shall sue the shirts off your backs!
D/K: *hugs shirt to herself* Whoa, now! NO ONE wants to see that.
Tig: Ditto.
Joe: Well, that's what YOU think..*D/K and Tig glare at Joe and pull various weapons out of their pockets* O.o Mommy...*runs for his life*
Tig and D/K: Get your ass back here now!
PLG: O.o What about me?.
Crazy Band Story Ch. 11: The PARTY THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"EVERYONE OUT NOW!!!!!!" DarrkKatt screamed, pulling the van in front of her house. "And watch your step. This house is under construction. Don't wanna impale your face on a nail, right?"
The YYH gang cast her a scared look and flew out of the car and into her house. They were soon followed by 3 energetic Pitt-Teens, skipping along and singing 100 cans of tea on the wall. When the Pitt-Teens arrived on the porch, it was discovered that the whole YYH gang had run into the door in a pitiful attempt to beat them to the door and lock them out.
"Good thing yins didn't open the door yet." DarrkKatt said, stepping over the various bodies lying in front of her door.
"You wouldn't want Trixi to come out and take a piss on you, right?" Joe said, bending over and starring at them with a smile on his face.
"What's a Trixi?" Jin and Kuronue asked, looking very confused.
"You'll see," Tig said, and followed DarrkKatt and Joe into the depths of the house. "You stay."
The YYH remained on the floor, completely confused (not smart thing to do) when a shout rang from inside the house. Suddenly, the cutest little doggy in the whole wide world came running out of the house and jumped on everyone. And then it did the unthinkable to Kurama. It peed on him.
"Dammit, Trixi! This is the third time!" Kurama shouted, jumping off the ground, suddenly very Youko-ish. "Why does she always do that to me?!"
"Because she LOVES YOU!" DarrkKatt suddenly appeared in the doorway to her own house. (POOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -DarrkKatt)
"What are you talking about?! She loves EVERYONE!!!!!!!!! Indefinitely!" Kurama ran into the house to clean the piss off his shirt. And pants. It actually looked like he pissed himself, but we won't go there!
"What was that about?" Hiei asked, off the ground and starring at DarrkKatt not blinking. She freaked (I have issues with people starring at me. Results aren't good. -DarrkKatt Well, my noogies hurt more!!- Tig Where's my hat? -Joe) and kicked Hiei a bit low, if you catch the drift.
"NO STARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She curled up in a ball and rocked back and forth on the floor.
"What you do to her?!" Joe and Tig screamed, running out of the house and hugging DarrkKatt, trying to get her not to kick them as well.
"What about me?" Hiei's voice was very squeaky. Apparently, DarrkKatt kicked him a bit lower than first thought.
"You starred at her so you deserve it!" Tig said, sticking her tongue out at the fire demon (former one. They lost their powers, remember?) who was the same height as her. Wait. *pulls out tape measure* Tig's taller than him by.*tries to figure out the measurement* looks like 5 inches. Anyway, back to the story. "She can't stand people starring at her! She flips out. No one stare at her all night, got it?!" she then blinked and re- thought about her words. "And Yusuke, make any crude comments you're in the cage with her dog all night (My dog doesn't sleep in a cage, but for here she might. In reality, Trixi climbs onto anyone's bed and sleeps under the covers with her head on the pillow. Weird, huh? No one told her to do that, she does it on her own. -DarrkKatt)"
"I'm ok!" DarrkKatt shot off the ground like a rocket, suddenly very hyper and back to her old self. "Let's get this party started!"
"What was that about?" Koenma and Botan asked together. Everyone else was just thinking that except for Kurama who was still in the bathroom washing the pee off himself.
"Mood swings." Joe and Tig said simply. "One second she's a suicidal maniac, next she's bouncing off the walls singing happy songs. Can never predict when they'll happen." They sighed. "Hurry up and get inside before she goes in homicide mode."
All the people still laying on the floor leapt up and ran through the door into the dark abyss of the house. Ok, it wasn't dark. In fact, it was rather well lit, with many windows letting the sun pour in. And a lot of lamps. But for dramatic emphasis, we'll say it was dark. Right-o, it was dark in that house even though it was well lit. That make sense? Oh well, if it doesn't to you, then screw you. Why are you reading this? NOTHING in this story makes sense, so what is your purpose for reading this story?! (*Tig drops anvils on DarrkKatt's head" Sorry, folks. She's typing this, so that was her little rant. Please, ignore her. -Tig) Got any Advil?. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Inside the house of hell:
"PUPPY! PUPPY PUPPY PUPPY!!!!!! You're so CUTE!!!!! ^_^" DarrkKatt was laying on the floor of her living room, playing with her dog and laughing like a psychopath.
"Trixi! Come dance with Joe!" Joe ran over, grabbed the English Setter's front paws and dance with her around the room. "Now, Trixi, WALTZ WITH ME!!" so they waltzed. Wow.
"SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!!!!!! HALF DOG, HALF CAT!!!!!!!!!!!" Tig was jumping up and down squealing at the cuteness. She almost stepped on the dog. "Sorry Trixi! DON'T HURT ME!!!!!!!! Oh good! I've been forgiven." Trixi had run over and licked Tig on the face like crazy during her overdramatic death/begging for life sequence.
YYH gang: O.o 'what's their deal?'
At that moment Kurama ran down the stairs, intent on giving Trixi a piece of his mind. "TRIXI!!!!! You must stop peeing on people! Namely me! Why not on Koenma? Don't look at me like that!!!!!!!" Trixi had sat on the ground in front of him was starring at him with big brown eyes. "Trixi! Stop it!" She just cocked her head to the side, twitched her ears a little bit and didn't blink. "I can't take it anymore! Those.cute.eyes!!!!! Come here you cute fuzz-ball!!!!!!!" Kurama than proceeded to cuddle the dog to death. Ok, the dog was still alive after it all, but it was soooooooo CUTE!!!!!! ^_^ Kurama and a cute puppy!! Everyone together now: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! No! You people in the back didn't do it! Wait, you can't see, can you? Here's a big screen we stole from Heinz Field! Now can you see the cuteness factor!? Now let's try again, people! 1...2...3... AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! Much better!
"Aw, ain't that cute?!" DarrkKatt was holding a camera and taking pictures. "You know what? Group hug!!!!" Her, Joe and Tig then proceeded to round everyone up (including Hiei) and gave them all a hug. With Kurama still cuddling the dog. You know what? We just realized this chapter has nothing to do with band, but it happens every band season so it counts, right? RIGHT?! Oh, well, if you say it doesn't, then your opinion doesn't matter.
"Right, then," Tig said after squealing at being able to hug Jin again without having him freak out on her. (just for you Tig, just for you.) then Tig saw Hiei's hair. Yes folks, he still has the popcorn impaled on his spiky hair. She fell over laughing. "MWAHAHHAHAHAAAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" *she can hold a note*
"What?" Hiei had the funniest look of puzzlement on his face. Just why was she laughing at him? (LOOK IN A MIRROR!!!!!!!) And then he wondered why everyone else was laughing. Including Yukina. "Alright, whatever's funny please stop laughing." The laughter died down to a low chuckle. The whole group somehow decided that, when they don't look at his hair, they wouldn't laugh. Problem was, Hiei was shorter than everyone.except the dog. And the guinea pigs. And the birds. And most definitely the hermit crabs.
"Alright.hahahahahhahaaaaaaaaa!" DarrkKatt tried to hold in the laugh but couldn't. "Joe, please finish what I was gonna say while I go to a nice quiet place. HAAAAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAA!!" she ran out of the room crazily while laughing her ass off.
"Ok," Joe said, starring at the floor because Hiei was right in front of him. "We are going to kick off the evening with movies. Our movies that we will be watching are The Rocky Horror Picture Show and The Labyrinth. Me and Tig will make the popcorn." Joe said that word dramatically after a grand pause, and got the results he wanted. The room burst into laughter and they heard a loud crash from the upstairs. DarrkKatt fell off her bed, into another laughing fit. (Tig- How'd you hear him? D/K- SUPER SONIC HEARING!!!!!!!!) "The rest of you please make yourselves comfortable in DarrkKatt's spacious.er.well, pretty spacious living room in front of the TV." Ok, her living room wasn't huge but if people sat on the floor as well as in chairs they would fit.
In the kitchen:
"DID YOU SEE HIEI'S HAIR!?" Joe screamed, falling into the popcorn bowl in a fit of laughter. Tig followed suit.
"No one told him in the theater!" Tig screamed back, still laughing.
"I wonder if he looked in the mirror in the bathrooms!"
Both: "AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
"Wait, where did he go to the bathroom?" Tig asked as the popcorn popped. It was a scary thought and they both shut up.
"He probably went outside," DarrkKatt said, appearing with a poof behind her friends. "Let's go watch the movies, shall we?"
They joined hands and skipped out of the room. With the popcorn. Of course the popcorn came along. That was the whole point in being in the kitchen. Why am I rambling?
Back in the living room:
"Where the hell did I put LABYRINTH?!" DarrkKatt screamed, throwing many anime DVDs onto everyone behind her. "Oh, here it is! Now, who's gonna sing and dance along?"
"Me!" Joe and Tig shouted. And only them. Tig and Joe elbowed Hiei and Kurama in the guts who in turn elbowed the people in front of them and so on and so forth. Until the elbowing got to DarrkKatt.
"Whoa, now!" DarrkKatt leapt out of the way of Jin's elbow causing the redhead to topple over the table and land on his butt. "None of that, watch the show!"
When Dance Magic, Dance came on.
"DANCE MAGIC DANCE MAGIC DANCE!!!!!!!!" Everyone, even those who never saw the movie before, were dancing around like the goblin king Jareth while singing. "PUT THAT MAGIC SPELL ON ME!!!!! SLAP THAT BABY!!!!!"
"MAKE HIM FREEEEEEEEEEEE!" screamed just the Pitt-Teens. All of them fell onto the couches at the end of the song.
"Jin, you're sitting on me."
"Sorry, DarrkKatt.."
When Chilly Down came on with the monkeys who took off their limbs and golfed with them came on:
"DOWN CHILLY DOWN WITH THE WILD GANG!!!!!!!! GOOD TIMES BAD FOOD!!!!!!!" All the guys were dancing like the monkeys on the TV. In other words, very low to the ground in many senses. The girls were singing and dancing from their seats on the couch.
"My limb won't come off!" Yusuke was trying to pull his arm off. Could it be yet another attempt to look up Keiko's skirt? We'll never know.
"Let's jump on the girls!" Joe screamed, diving onto Shizuru and Tig.
"Whoo!" even Kurama dived onto the girls, though he had to be dared to. He jumped on the one person he should have. DarrkKatt glomped Kurama all over again. His face turned red. Blue. Purple. Wow, colors of the rainbow! A RAINBOW! "Guys. Air!"
World Falls Down:
"Who will waltz with us?!" DarrkKatt and Tig stood up and offered their hands out to anyone who would take them. Kuronue danced with Tig, while Kurama danced with DarrkKatt. He was staying with her for the whole mission so he didn't get a choice. Same with Kuronue. Keiko and the other girls each danced with another guy, and even some of the guys dance with each other. Hiei and Yukina danced together (cute!! ^_^ Sibs dancing!) while Yukina tried not to laugh at Hiei and his popcorn hair. Which was impossible.
"Waltzing, waltzing!" they all chorused, having an unusually good time.
Movie done now. What next? Ahhhh yes, RHPS BABY!!!!!!!!!!
"The Rocky Horror Picture Show, people!" Joe said, holding the DVD above his head like it was the 10 commandments. "ALL HAIL THE RHPS!!!!" Everyone who knew what the hell was going on bowed down to it. "And now, I shall put it in-"
DarrkKatt hit Joe across the back of the head. "MORON! It my DVD, so I get to put it in. Common sense." She snatched the DVD out of Joe's hands and put it in the player. "Sit back and prepare to be in for a scare!"
"Come up to the lab and see what's on the slab!" Tig said from her position on the couch. Quote from the movie.
"Everything is in readiness master!" Joe beat over like he was Igor when he said this.
"Everyone ready to do the time warp again?!" DarrkKatt yelled, and pushed the play button.
Dammit Janet scene:
"Dammit! Janet! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!" It wasn't a hard song to figure out, and as of yet no one was freaked out by the movie. YET!
"The river was deep but I swam it!" sang the guys.
"JANET!" screamed Joe.
"There's a fire in my heart and you fan it!" Keiko sang along.
"No it's in your pants!" DarrkKatt screamed, earning a pillow in the face from Keiko.
"Sick!"
"Next scene people." note: we will go through the whole thing, cuz something weird happens in every section. Ya good? Good. Here it goes:
There's a Light song:
"Where'd I put the newspaper?" Tig shouted, rummaging around the house in search of it.
"Newspaper?" Yukina asked, looking very confused.
"Here!" Tig put the newspapers on everyone's laps. "On your heads on the count of three! One, Two Three!" everyone put the newspaper on their heads. Koenma had some issues but figured it out after a while.
"Hold up you light!" Joe said, holding up a flashlight and swaying in time with the music. Everyone just stared.
"Uh, you hold up the flashlight that is conveniently shoved under the couch cushions that you are sitting on top of?" DarrkKatt asked, then rolled her eyes and demonstrated reaching under the cushions and grabbing the flashlight and turning it on.
YYH gang: OOHHHHHHHHHHHH! *grab their lights and turn them on*
TIME WARP (BABY!!!!!)
"Stand up!" DarrkKatt screamed at the YYH people. They didn't move. "This is why I installed the electro-butt-shocker mechanism." DarrkKatt pushed a button and the YYH gang all got their butts shocked.
"YEOW!" Koenma shot up and his binky fell out of his mouth. Trixi grabbed the binky and began to gnaw on it in the corner of the room." Why you do that?!"
"Do what the song says, and you won't trip." Tig said, kicking off her shoes and standing behind DarrkKatt and Joe. And then the song began and DarrkKatt and Joe began to sing:
D/K: It's astounding. Time is fleeting.
Madness takes it's toll. But listen closely
Joe: Not for very much longer!
D/K: I've got to keep control
*screams like a lunatic* I REMEMBER! DOING THE TIME WARP!
DRINKING THOSE MOMENTS WHEN! THE DARKNESS WOULD HIT ME!
Both: and the void would be calling!
Everyone: Let's do the TIME WARP again! Let's do the TIME WRAP AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
Tig: *pulling invisible card out of nowhere and speaks in bad British accent* It's just a.Ahem, Jump to the left.
Everyone *jumps to the left* AND THEN A STEP TO THE RIGHT! *step to right*
Tig: *still in the bad accent* With you hands on your hips.
Everyone: YOU BRING YOUR KNEES IN TIGHT!!!!! *with hands on hips they bring their knees in tight* BUT IT'S THE PELVIC THRUST!!!!!!
THAT REALLY DRIVE YOU INSANE!
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!! LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!!!!
Joe: It's so dreamy. Oh fantasy free me!
So you can't see me, no not at all.
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intension.
Well secluded, I see all.
D/K: With a bit of a mind flip
Joe: You're into the time slip! AHAHAHAHHAA!
D/K: And nothing will every be the same. *holds out a do-nut*
Joe: You're spaced out on sensation!
D/K: *screaming again* LIKE YOU'RE UNDER SEDATION!!!!
Everyone: LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN! LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
D/K (she's 2 people in this song.) *in high pitched, squeaky voice while using Kurama as a chair (D/K: =P I need a jukebox and he be it!)* Well I was walking down the street
Just a-having a think when this snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
He shook-a me up he took me by surprise
He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes!
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing never would again!
Everyone: LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN! LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!!!
Tig *in bad British accent jumping up and down on a desk completely crazy- like* IT'I JUST A JUMP TO THE LEFT!!!!!!!
Everyone: And a step to the right!
Tig *still insane*: WITH YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HIPS!!!!
Everyone: You bring you're knees in tight!
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane!
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!!!! LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!
*all fall over and land on random people*
"Well, that was fun!" Joe said, getting up off Yukina and Botan where he had landed.
"Can't wait for the next scene!" Tig squealed, jumping off Jin and Kuronue.
"Pause the movie! I have an IDEA!!!!!" DarrkKatt screamed, grabbing Touya by the shirt and dragging him out of the room. "Follow me, Touya!"
"Do I have a choice?"
"NO!"
"Ok..Should I be scared?" And all he got was a scary smile.
Tig: DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNN!! Cliffie!
Joe: What are you going to do to Touya?
D/K: What? I no tell!!!!!!
Tig: If you review we finish this section off!
Joe: Only 2 songs will be written out entirely. This is what we really do while he movie's going on, please note.
D/K: *off to side* Dammit Touya! Hold still!!!!!
Joe, Tig and everyone else: O.o.We be scared.
Joe: Hiya there, people! Yes, we've been away for a while, but we be back for the partay!
Tig: PAR-TAY!!! SLEEPOVER PAR-TAY!!!! *does funky dance in kimono*
D/K: *shrugs and grabs her kimono* Whoo! Kimono dance time!
Joe: I wanna kimono.*sniffs and cries*
D/K: Hey Tig, you good at sewing, right?
Tig: Yeah.
D/K: Make Joe a kimono for his birthday.
Tig: Got it! *gets to work on kimono for Joe*
Joe: ^_^
D/K: Ok, people. This chapter will be very long so another band day can be sooner. This is all at my house. All in one night. *Joe runs by holding a kimono above his head like a flag. 'All hail the KIMONO!!!!'* Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. That's all for us, folks! We'll see ya in the party!
Disclaimer: HELP US!!!!!! THE POCKET LAWYER GUY IS AFTER US!!!!!
PLG: MWWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! I shall sue the shirts off your backs!
D/K: *hugs shirt to herself* Whoa, now! NO ONE wants to see that.
Tig: Ditto.
Joe: Well, that's what YOU think..*D/K and Tig glare at Joe and pull various weapons out of their pockets* O.o Mommy...*runs for his life*
Tig and D/K: Get your ass back here now!
PLG: O.o What about me?.
Crazy Band Story Ch. 11: The PARTY THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"EVERYONE OUT NOW!!!!!!" DarrkKatt screamed, pulling the van in front of her house. "And watch your step. This house is under construction. Don't wanna impale your face on a nail, right?"
The YYH gang cast her a scared look and flew out of the car and into her house. They were soon followed by 3 energetic Pitt-Teens, skipping along and singing 100 cans of tea on the wall. When the Pitt-Teens arrived on the porch, it was discovered that the whole YYH gang had run into the door in a pitiful attempt to beat them to the door and lock them out.
"Good thing yins didn't open the door yet." DarrkKatt said, stepping over the various bodies lying in front of her door.
"You wouldn't want Trixi to come out and take a piss on you, right?" Joe said, bending over and starring at them with a smile on his face.
"What's a Trixi?" Jin and Kuronue asked, looking very confused.
"You'll see," Tig said, and followed DarrkKatt and Joe into the depths of the house. "You stay."
The YYH remained on the floor, completely confused (not smart thing to do) when a shout rang from inside the house. Suddenly, the cutest little doggy in the whole wide world came running out of the house and jumped on everyone. And then it did the unthinkable to Kurama. It peed on him.
"Dammit, Trixi! This is the third time!" Kurama shouted, jumping off the ground, suddenly very Youko-ish. "Why does she always do that to me?!"
"Because she LOVES YOU!" DarrkKatt suddenly appeared in the doorway to her own house. (POOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -DarrkKatt)
"What are you talking about?! She loves EVERYONE!!!!!!!!! Indefinitely!" Kurama ran into the house to clean the piss off his shirt. And pants. It actually looked like he pissed himself, but we won't go there!
"What was that about?" Hiei asked, off the ground and starring at DarrkKatt not blinking. She freaked (I have issues with people starring at me. Results aren't good. -DarrkKatt Well, my noogies hurt more!!- Tig Where's my hat? -Joe) and kicked Hiei a bit low, if you catch the drift.
"NO STARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She curled up in a ball and rocked back and forth on the floor.
"What you do to her?!" Joe and Tig screamed, running out of the house and hugging DarrkKatt, trying to get her not to kick them as well.
"What about me?" Hiei's voice was very squeaky. Apparently, DarrkKatt kicked him a bit lower than first thought.
"You starred at her so you deserve it!" Tig said, sticking her tongue out at the fire demon (former one. They lost their powers, remember?) who was the same height as her. Wait. *pulls out tape measure* Tig's taller than him by.*tries to figure out the measurement* looks like 5 inches. Anyway, back to the story. "She can't stand people starring at her! She flips out. No one stare at her all night, got it?!" she then blinked and re- thought about her words. "And Yusuke, make any crude comments you're in the cage with her dog all night (My dog doesn't sleep in a cage, but for here she might. In reality, Trixi climbs onto anyone's bed and sleeps under the covers with her head on the pillow. Weird, huh? No one told her to do that, she does it on her own. -DarrkKatt)"
"I'm ok!" DarrkKatt shot off the ground like a rocket, suddenly very hyper and back to her old self. "Let's get this party started!"
"What was that about?" Koenma and Botan asked together. Everyone else was just thinking that except for Kurama who was still in the bathroom washing the pee off himself.
"Mood swings." Joe and Tig said simply. "One second she's a suicidal maniac, next she's bouncing off the walls singing happy songs. Can never predict when they'll happen." They sighed. "Hurry up and get inside before she goes in homicide mode."
All the people still laying on the floor leapt up and ran through the door into the dark abyss of the house. Ok, it wasn't dark. In fact, it was rather well lit, with many windows letting the sun pour in. And a lot of lamps. But for dramatic emphasis, we'll say it was dark. Right-o, it was dark in that house even though it was well lit. That make sense? Oh well, if it doesn't to you, then screw you. Why are you reading this? NOTHING in this story makes sense, so what is your purpose for reading this story?! (*Tig drops anvils on DarrkKatt's head" Sorry, folks. She's typing this, so that was her little rant. Please, ignore her. -Tig) Got any Advil?. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Inside the house of hell:
"PUPPY! PUPPY PUPPY PUPPY!!!!!! You're so CUTE!!!!! ^_^" DarrkKatt was laying on the floor of her living room, playing with her dog and laughing like a psychopath.
"Trixi! Come dance with Joe!" Joe ran over, grabbed the English Setter's front paws and dance with her around the room. "Now, Trixi, WALTZ WITH ME!!" so they waltzed. Wow.
"SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!!!!!! HALF DOG, HALF CAT!!!!!!!!!!!" Tig was jumping up and down squealing at the cuteness. She almost stepped on the dog. "Sorry Trixi! DON'T HURT ME!!!!!!!! Oh good! I've been forgiven." Trixi had run over and licked Tig on the face like crazy during her overdramatic death/begging for life sequence.
YYH gang: O.o 'what's their deal?'
At that moment Kurama ran down the stairs, intent on giving Trixi a piece of his mind. "TRIXI!!!!! You must stop peeing on people! Namely me! Why not on Koenma? Don't look at me like that!!!!!!!" Trixi had sat on the ground in front of him was starring at him with big brown eyes. "Trixi! Stop it!" She just cocked her head to the side, twitched her ears a little bit and didn't blink. "I can't take it anymore! Those.cute.eyes!!!!! Come here you cute fuzz-ball!!!!!!!" Kurama than proceeded to cuddle the dog to death. Ok, the dog was still alive after it all, but it was soooooooo CUTE!!!!!! ^_^ Kurama and a cute puppy!! Everyone together now: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! No! You people in the back didn't do it! Wait, you can't see, can you? Here's a big screen we stole from Heinz Field! Now can you see the cuteness factor!? Now let's try again, people! 1...2...3... AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! Much better!
"Aw, ain't that cute?!" DarrkKatt was holding a camera and taking pictures. "You know what? Group hug!!!!" Her, Joe and Tig then proceeded to round everyone up (including Hiei) and gave them all a hug. With Kurama still cuddling the dog. You know what? We just realized this chapter has nothing to do with band, but it happens every band season so it counts, right? RIGHT?! Oh, well, if you say it doesn't, then your opinion doesn't matter.
"Right, then," Tig said after squealing at being able to hug Jin again without having him freak out on her. (just for you Tig, just for you.) then Tig saw Hiei's hair. Yes folks, he still has the popcorn impaled on his spiky hair. She fell over laughing. "MWAHAHHAHAHAAAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" *she can hold a note*
"What?" Hiei had the funniest look of puzzlement on his face. Just why was she laughing at him? (LOOK IN A MIRROR!!!!!!!) And then he wondered why everyone else was laughing. Including Yukina. "Alright, whatever's funny please stop laughing." The laughter died down to a low chuckle. The whole group somehow decided that, when they don't look at his hair, they wouldn't laugh. Problem was, Hiei was shorter than everyone.except the dog. And the guinea pigs. And the birds. And most definitely the hermit crabs.
"Alright.hahahahahhahaaaaaaaaa!" DarrkKatt tried to hold in the laugh but couldn't. "Joe, please finish what I was gonna say while I go to a nice quiet place. HAAAAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAA!!" she ran out of the room crazily while laughing her ass off.
"Ok," Joe said, starring at the floor because Hiei was right in front of him. "We are going to kick off the evening with movies. Our movies that we will be watching are The Rocky Horror Picture Show and The Labyrinth. Me and Tig will make the popcorn." Joe said that word dramatically after a grand pause, and got the results he wanted. The room burst into laughter and they heard a loud crash from the upstairs. DarrkKatt fell off her bed, into another laughing fit. (Tig- How'd you hear him? D/K- SUPER SONIC HEARING!!!!!!!!) "The rest of you please make yourselves comfortable in DarrkKatt's spacious.er.well, pretty spacious living room in front of the TV." Ok, her living room wasn't huge but if people sat on the floor as well as in chairs they would fit.
In the kitchen:
"DID YOU SEE HIEI'S HAIR!?" Joe screamed, falling into the popcorn bowl in a fit of laughter. Tig followed suit.
"No one told him in the theater!" Tig screamed back, still laughing.
"I wonder if he looked in the mirror in the bathrooms!"
Both: "AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
"Wait, where did he go to the bathroom?" Tig asked as the popcorn popped. It was a scary thought and they both shut up.
"He probably went outside," DarrkKatt said, appearing with a poof behind her friends. "Let's go watch the movies, shall we?"
They joined hands and skipped out of the room. With the popcorn. Of course the popcorn came along. That was the whole point in being in the kitchen. Why am I rambling?
Back in the living room:
"Where the hell did I put LABYRINTH?!" DarrkKatt screamed, throwing many anime DVDs onto everyone behind her. "Oh, here it is! Now, who's gonna sing and dance along?"
"Me!" Joe and Tig shouted. And only them. Tig and Joe elbowed Hiei and Kurama in the guts who in turn elbowed the people in front of them and so on and so forth. Until the elbowing got to DarrkKatt.
"Whoa, now!" DarrkKatt leapt out of the way of Jin's elbow causing the redhead to topple over the table and land on his butt. "None of that, watch the show!"
When Dance Magic, Dance came on.
"DANCE MAGIC DANCE MAGIC DANCE!!!!!!!!" Everyone, even those who never saw the movie before, were dancing around like the goblin king Jareth while singing. "PUT THAT MAGIC SPELL ON ME!!!!! SLAP THAT BABY!!!!!"
"MAKE HIM FREEEEEEEEEEEE!" screamed just the Pitt-Teens. All of them fell onto the couches at the end of the song.
"Jin, you're sitting on me."
"Sorry, DarrkKatt.."
When Chilly Down came on with the monkeys who took off their limbs and golfed with them came on:
"DOWN CHILLY DOWN WITH THE WILD GANG!!!!!!!! GOOD TIMES BAD FOOD!!!!!!!" All the guys were dancing like the monkeys on the TV. In other words, very low to the ground in many senses. The girls were singing and dancing from their seats on the couch.
"My limb won't come off!" Yusuke was trying to pull his arm off. Could it be yet another attempt to look up Keiko's skirt? We'll never know.
"Let's jump on the girls!" Joe screamed, diving onto Shizuru and Tig.
"Whoo!" even Kurama dived onto the girls, though he had to be dared to. He jumped on the one person he should have. DarrkKatt glomped Kurama all over again. His face turned red. Blue. Purple. Wow, colors of the rainbow! A RAINBOW! "Guys. Air!"
World Falls Down:
"Who will waltz with us?!" DarrkKatt and Tig stood up and offered their hands out to anyone who would take them. Kuronue danced with Tig, while Kurama danced with DarrkKatt. He was staying with her for the whole mission so he didn't get a choice. Same with Kuronue. Keiko and the other girls each danced with another guy, and even some of the guys dance with each other. Hiei and Yukina danced together (cute!! ^_^ Sibs dancing!) while Yukina tried not to laugh at Hiei and his popcorn hair. Which was impossible.
"Waltzing, waltzing!" they all chorused, having an unusually good time.
Movie done now. What next? Ahhhh yes, RHPS BABY!!!!!!!!!!
"The Rocky Horror Picture Show, people!" Joe said, holding the DVD above his head like it was the 10 commandments. "ALL HAIL THE RHPS!!!!" Everyone who knew what the hell was going on bowed down to it. "And now, I shall put it in-"
DarrkKatt hit Joe across the back of the head. "MORON! It my DVD, so I get to put it in. Common sense." She snatched the DVD out of Joe's hands and put it in the player. "Sit back and prepare to be in for a scare!"
"Come up to the lab and see what's on the slab!" Tig said from her position on the couch. Quote from the movie.
"Everything is in readiness master!" Joe beat over like he was Igor when he said this.
"Everyone ready to do the time warp again?!" DarrkKatt yelled, and pushed the play button.
Dammit Janet scene:
"Dammit! Janet! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!" It wasn't a hard song to figure out, and as of yet no one was freaked out by the movie. YET!
"The river was deep but I swam it!" sang the guys.
"JANET!" screamed Joe.
"There's a fire in my heart and you fan it!" Keiko sang along.
"No it's in your pants!" DarrkKatt screamed, earning a pillow in the face from Keiko.
"Sick!"
"Next scene people." note: we will go through the whole thing, cuz something weird happens in every section. Ya good? Good. Here it goes:
There's a Light song:
"Where'd I put the newspaper?" Tig shouted, rummaging around the house in search of it.
"Newspaper?" Yukina asked, looking very confused.
"Here!" Tig put the newspapers on everyone's laps. "On your heads on the count of three! One, Two Three!" everyone put the newspaper on their heads. Koenma had some issues but figured it out after a while.
"Hold up you light!" Joe said, holding up a flashlight and swaying in time with the music. Everyone just stared.
"Uh, you hold up the flashlight that is conveniently shoved under the couch cushions that you are sitting on top of?" DarrkKatt asked, then rolled her eyes and demonstrated reaching under the cushions and grabbing the flashlight and turning it on.
YYH gang: OOHHHHHHHHHHHH! *grab their lights and turn them on*
TIME WARP (BABY!!!!!)
"Stand up!" DarrkKatt screamed at the YYH people. They didn't move. "This is why I installed the electro-butt-shocker mechanism." DarrkKatt pushed a button and the YYH gang all got their butts shocked.
"YEOW!" Koenma shot up and his binky fell out of his mouth. Trixi grabbed the binky and began to gnaw on it in the corner of the room." Why you do that?!"
"Do what the song says, and you won't trip." Tig said, kicking off her shoes and standing behind DarrkKatt and Joe. And then the song began and DarrkKatt and Joe began to sing:
D/K: It's astounding. Time is fleeting.
Madness takes it's toll. But listen closely
Joe: Not for very much longer!
D/K: I've got to keep control
*screams like a lunatic* I REMEMBER! DOING THE TIME WARP!
DRINKING THOSE MOMENTS WHEN! THE DARKNESS WOULD HIT ME!
Both: and the void would be calling!
Everyone: Let's do the TIME WARP again! Let's do the TIME WRAP AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
Tig: *pulling invisible card out of nowhere and speaks in bad British accent* It's just a.Ahem, Jump to the left.
Everyone *jumps to the left* AND THEN A STEP TO THE RIGHT! *step to right*
Tig: *still in the bad accent* With you hands on your hips.
Everyone: YOU BRING YOUR KNEES IN TIGHT!!!!! *with hands on hips they bring their knees in tight* BUT IT'S THE PELVIC THRUST!!!!!!
THAT REALLY DRIVE YOU INSANE!
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!! LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!!!!
Joe: It's so dreamy. Oh fantasy free me!
So you can't see me, no not at all.
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intension.
Well secluded, I see all.
D/K: With a bit of a mind flip
Joe: You're into the time slip! AHAHAHAHHAA!
D/K: And nothing will every be the same. *holds out a do-nut*
Joe: You're spaced out on sensation!
D/K: *screaming again* LIKE YOU'RE UNDER SEDATION!!!!
Everyone: LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN! LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
D/K (she's 2 people in this song.) *in high pitched, squeaky voice while using Kurama as a chair (D/K: =P I need a jukebox and he be it!)* Well I was walking down the street
Just a-having a think when this snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
He shook-a me up he took me by surprise
He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes!
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing never would again!
Everyone: LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN! LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!!!
Tig *in bad British accent jumping up and down on a desk completely crazy- like* IT'I JUST A JUMP TO THE LEFT!!!!!!!
Everyone: And a step to the right!
Tig *still insane*: WITH YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HIPS!!!!
Everyone: You bring you're knees in tight!
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane!
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!!!! LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!
*all fall over and land on random people*
"Well, that was fun!" Joe said, getting up off Yukina and Botan where he had landed.
"Can't wait for the next scene!" Tig squealed, jumping off Jin and Kuronue.
"Pause the movie! I have an IDEA!!!!!" DarrkKatt screamed, grabbing Touya by the shirt and dragging him out of the room. "Follow me, Touya!"
"Do I have a choice?"
"NO!"
"Ok..Should I be scared?" And all he got was a scary smile.
Tig: DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNN!! Cliffie!
Joe: What are you going to do to Touya?
D/K: What? I no tell!!!!!!
Tig: If you review we finish this section off!
Joe: Only 2 songs will be written out entirely. This is what we really do while he movie's going on, please note.
D/K: *off to side* Dammit Touya! Hold still!!!!!
Joe, Tig and everyone else: O.o.We be scared.