D/K: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!
Joe: What's her problem?
Tig: Rocky Horror Picture Show. RHPS is all I shall say.
Joe: Oh yeah. Her favorite movie of all time...
D/K: ACTAULLY!! *she springs forward scaring everyone* My favorite actor is Cary Grant! Actress is Bette Davis!
Tig: Uh...We were talking about favorite movies...?
D/K: You K-NIG-ITS!!!!!
Joe: MONTY PYTHON!!!!! WOOOOOOOO!
D/K: The Full Monty, baby!
Tig: Isn't that a play about a strip club? If it is, don't tell Joe!!!
D/K: JOE! POLE!!!!
Joe: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I LOVE YOU POLE!! *does a pole dance*
Pocket Lawyer Guy: O.o Why am I here?
D/K: We're combining the whole disclaimer and prelude to insanity this time! See if it works!
PLG: Ok! ^_^ I'll sue you all if you even think about saying you own YYH or anything else! *is very proud of himself for some odd reason*
Everyone else but him: What makes you think we have money?!
PLG: @_@ huh?
D/K: All i have is my writing and drawing abilities plus a hyper active dog!
Tig: I have my sewing abilities and my kimono and yukata!
Joe: I have my hat and my pole dance! *does pole dance again*
PLG: O_o OOoooooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkk, I'm leaving....
Tig: But what about a game of baseball? You can be the ball!!!
PLG: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
D/K: But I lost my old hockey puck! I need a new one!
Joe: I NEED A NEW POLE! MY OLD ONE BROKE!!!!!!!
PLG: HERE! This one is out of my paycheck! *slams a new pole in front of Joe* Don't use me as a pole!!!!!!!!! PLEASE NO!!!!
Tig and D/K: We still need balls for our sports!!
*chase after PLG with various sporting equipment all the while D/K is laughing her ass off while tripping over things, Tig dives into the pool and swims after PLG and Joe is pole dancing*
CRAZY BAND STORY: THE SLEEPOVER PARTY PART TWO!!!!
It was suppossed to be one part, but it got too long...so...yeah...right...
DarrkKatt lead Touya out of the room. Ok, in reality she dragged him by the bangs up the stairs into her room. No, not to do that!!! *slaps all readers whose minds are perverted* SIKOS!!
"What the hell is she planning to do?!" Jin screamed, trying to run after his friend. "Rape him or something?!"
"Yeah, how demented is she?!" Koenma and Shizuru demanded, too shocked to do anything else but order people around. Wait, Shizuru order people around? Technically, since she beat up the baka so much, she likes to give orders, so there! =P
Joe and Tig looked severely offended. "What?! She isn't that sick! Never!" The shook their heads so much Tig's ponytail came undone and Joe's hat flew off and landed on Yukina's head. "Oops..." He ran over and grabbed the hat off Yukina's head. She giggled slightly and Hiei got jealous (overprotactive brother coming into play)
"YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE!!!!!!" he stood up and automatically went to reach for his katana only to find that it wasn't there. "WHAT?! WHERE?!" He spun around in several circles looking for his katana until he collapsed on the couch, dizzy beyond all reason.
Kurama and Kuronue smirked and both of tehm held up the katana. "You breaking the rules," they chorused waving a finger in the air in a no-no fashion. "Bad Hiei! Bad!" And then they fell over laughing. Unfortuantely for Kuronue, he fell on Trixi's sleeping pillow, so she automatically attacked him by jumping on him bellow the belt. "OWIE!!!!" Heh,heh. Kuronue says OWIE!!! *falls over laughing.* (Joe- We have got to do something about D/K...)
"Hey people! Unpause the TV! I'm coming down!"
"Do I have to do this!?"
A slap was heard. "Shut up Touya! Keep that there blanket wrapped tight around you! You know the signal! When it comes up, whip off the blanket!"
"But I no wanna!"
They were still arguing when DarrkKatt and Touya came into view. DarrkKatt looked immensely proud of herself, while Touya, all wrapped up in a comforter up to his neck, lookes like a sunburned lobster. As in, he was blushing beyond all reason. Is that possible?
"You do it or I'll make sure you're in the same room as Trixi for the rest of the trip!!! In her cage!!!!" DarrkKatt screamed, pointing at the cage and at the dog in sucession. Joe looked very pissed at that thought.
"Don't do that!"
"Thank you, Joe!" Touya said, happy that someone was on his side. For once.
"That is an insult to Trixi and her cuteness!" Joe screamed, pointing a finger in the air and striking a pose. Touya face-faulted.
"WHAT?!"
"That means you're going through with this, you have no choice." DarrkKatt looked very calm. However, Keiko and Kurama caught sight of a mischevious glint in her eyes.
"What are you going to make him do?" she asked, very nervous. You never knew what these Pitt Teens could think up.
DarrkKatt winked and pushed Touya onto the couch closest to the TV. "Touya, you no move. I'm sitting by you to make sure. Now, Joe, Tig. Unpause the TV!!!!" She put one leg on Touya to make sure he wouldn't move until his scene came up.
Remember last chappie when they all fell over? Ok, this is where they start up again.
(last line of Time Warp) "LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN!!!!!!"
Suddenly, a scream is heard and everyone looks at the TV screen. Apparently, Janet just passed out because someone in the elevator (it wasn't a clear shot to tell who or what) just looked at her.
(song title: Sweet Trasnsvestite!! ^_^) The man (it was revealed he was a he when he turned around a began to sing) in the elevator whipped around and exited the elevator. He was wearing a long cape that went to the floor. All that could be seen was his heavily made-up face (he has the secret to applying the perfect eyeliner!!!!!) and the afro. That it. And then he sung:
"How'd ya do
I see you've met my faithful handyman!
He's just a little brought down because
When you knocked
He thought you were the candyman
Don't get strung out by the way I look *he starts walking done a red carpet in between all the conventionests. Touya is pushed out of his seat by DarrkKatt*
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover *Guy on TV whips off cloak to reveal a garter belt, pantyhose, corset and reall awesome gloves and shoes. Touya gets his cover ripped off his body by DarrkKatt because he's too scared to move. He is revealed to be wearing a black tank top and shorts. What? You think we were going to make him wear the same thing as Frank?! NO! But he was wearing DARRKKATT's things...so he was technically wearing girl's clothes...*
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania
*Dude on TV walks around the 'normal' people and starts to sing. Touya sits down with a beet-red face*
Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steeve Reeves movie
*sung by one of the 'normal' guys on the TV. Brad* :I'm glad we caught you at home
Could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry
*just said by Janet in a very annoying voice*: Right!
*Brad the asshole again (me no like him...-D/K)*:We'll just say where we are
Then go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry
*Trannie again. His name is Frank!*: Well you got caught with a flat
Well how 'bout that
Well babies don't you panic
By the light of the night
It'll all seem alright
I'll get you a Satanic mechanic
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania
Why don't you stay for the night
*creepy butler that DarrkKatt was imitating* Night!
*Frank* Or maybe a bite
*other person DarrkKatt was imitating* Bite!
*FRANK!!!! ^_^* I could show you my favorite obsession
I've been making a man
With blonde hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my tension
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania
Hit it! Hit it! *Frank slaps his butt a few times while the YYH gang stared with eyes wide and jaws stuck to the ground.
I'm just a sweet transvestite
*The PittTeens* Sweet Transvestite!
*Frank again* From Transexual
*Pitt Teens singing like a bunch of trunks* Transylvania
*Frank no longer sining. He's standing in the elevator looking around impressively. He doesn't wear the cloak ever again. Touya is still red and everyone elses (minus PittTeens) jaws are glued to the ground* So come up to the lab
And see what's on the slab
I see you shiver with antici...pation
But maybe the rain
Isn't really to blame
So I'll remove the cause
But not the symptom *he exits on elevator*
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!" Yusuke screamed once he got his jaw unglued from the floor. DarrkKatt was holding a window scraper and was scraping everyones' jaws off the floor.
"Frank." Tig said simply, applying bandages on everyones' chins where DarrkKatt had roughly scraped them off the floor. Especially on the guys. "A sweet transvestite from transexual transylvania!"
"SAY WHAT?!" Koenma managed to scream without his binky. Then he realized, HE HAD NO BINKY! "WHERE IS MY BINKY!!!!!????????"
"Huh? You mean the blue plastic one you probably had ectasy in?" Joe asked, looking confused.
"WHAT!? I don't do drugs!" Koenma screamed, turning bright red and imagining the spanking he'd get if he ever did. Ow...
"Sure you don't!!!!!" Joe gave a very noticible wink and nudged Yukina with his elbow. She giggled. She understood the joke because Roh-Zee had explained all sorts of things to her at the house. That was one of them. "I think Trixi has it!"
"WHAT?!" Koenma repeatedly shouted, running around the house looking for the dog until he tripped over her and landed flat on his face. "YOU ATE MY BINKY!!!" He then tried to tackle the dog and force her jaws open so he could get the binky out.
"Hey! Don't you dare hurt my dog!!" DarrkKatt screamed, running over and hitting Koenma several times with her hands and various other pieces of furnature.
"DarrkKatt, can I go put my old clothes back on now? Please?" Touya asked, looking as pitiful as he possibly could.
"GO TO HELL KOENMA!!!" DarrkKatt screamed, either not hearing or not noticing Touya. He quietly snuck up the stairs while DarrkKatt ran down to her basement to grab the baseball bat to clobber Koenma with. "WAIT!! YOU ARE ALREADY FROM HELL, RIGHT!?"
"OW...YES!!!!...OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!" Koenma screamed as DarrkKatt hit him continuously with the bat.
"GOOD! THEN IT WON'T MATTER IF I MORTALLY INJURE YOU!!" DarrkKatt ran over to the guinea pig cage in the corner and pulled out the occupants. "EAT HIM, GIRLS!!" She tossed the guinea pigs onto Koenma and they proceeded to nibble his cothing and ears.
"YEOWIE!!!!!!" Koenma ran around in circles trying to get the guinea pigs off, but their claws left them in place. "THEY ARE CLAWING MY BUTT!"
"I ain't kissin' it and making it better!" Jin shouted at Koenma's retreating back. "Who would?!"
"Not me!" chorused everyone...but Botan.
"Hey Botan, you considering that?" Joe asked, watching Botan until Koenma ran past him screaming about evil rodents. He got hit by Botan's oar because of that comment.
"What the hell-?" Touya had just arrived, but was clueless to the situation. So, due to the cluelessness and the guinea pigs, he got trampled by Koenma. "OW!!! He stepped on me!!!!!"
Just so everyone is clear on this factiod: Hiei still has popcorn in his hair! It still there, and no one can look at him because of it! And, completely by accident, Yukina looked up and saw his hair!
"HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA!" Yukina practically died laughing. Need we say more?
"What?" Hiei looked really confused. Then again, who wouldn't? Your twin sister just died laughing by looking at you, wouldn't you be confused? "WHAT'S GOING ON?!" He fell onto the ground in a dramatic heap.
When he finally got up, everyone was laughing at him, not just Yukina. Jin and Touya were holding each other up so neither would fall on top of the dog; hell, even the dog was laughing. Kurama, Kuronue and Koenma (how'd the guinea pigs get off him? Oh, wait...No, they're on his butt...nevermind) were dieing from severe lack of air due to too much laughing in a short period of time. Ok, everyone was dieing, ya got that? Good! Hiei looked down at the ground and saw it was littered with several pieces of popcorn.
"Huh? Popcorn?! But we finished eating popcorn a while ago!" Hiei looked around to see where the popcorn bowl was, but he didn't see it anywhere. "Where did you put the popcorn bowl?!"
At that statement, everyone fell over laughing again. "What?!" Hiei asked, looking confused again. Aw, he looks like a 2 year old when he does that look!
"Look in the mirror!" Tig managed to gasp out, holding up a little compact mirror in front of Hiei. Still looking confused, Hiei glanced in the mirror and did a double take.
"THERE IS POPCORN IMPALED ON MY HAIR!!!!!!" He screamed. Then he began to run around in circles, just like Koenma had done. "GET IT OUT!!!!!!"
Suddenly, Tig and DarrkKatt whipped out decks of Tarot cards and read Hiei's fortune while he was running around screaming about how the popcorn was impaled on his hair. "Hey! Hiei!" Tig whistled the shorter demon over to the two girls "See this card? It means that there is even more popcorn in your future!" DarrkKatt said, holding up a card with popcorn drawn on it.
"Where'd you get that?" Tig asked, snatching the card out of DarrkKatt's hands and staring at it.
"I made it myself! It's now an official tarot card!" DarrkKatt glomped her card.
"Good, she's not glomping me..." muttered Kurama. A little too loud because DarrkKatt heard him.
"Hey! Do you feel left out? I'll give you a hug too!" DarrkKatt then ran over to Kurama and glomped him. He began to turn purple, but since he couldn't speak, it was ignored.
"I GOTS POP!!!!!!" Joe screamed five seconds later, running into the living room with several 3 liter bottles of pop.
"I call CHERRY PEPSI!!!!" DarrkKatt screamed, letting go of Kurama and fighting joe for the drink.
"HAND OVER THE COKE AND NO ONE GETS HURT!!!" Tig also screamed her request, and jumped on people's heads to get to her precious pop.
"Chugging contest!" Joe declared, unscrewing the cap on his pop and gesturing for the other PittTeens to do the same. Once all the caps were off all the bottles, the YYH gang could do nothing but watch in horror as all three PittTeens chgged bottle after bottle of caffine-full pop.
"Good shit!" DarrkKatt declared after finishing her three bottles and slamming them down on the table in something similar to a beer chugger after a contest is won.
"O.o Wooooooooooo..." Tig was bobbing around in circles, staring at the ceiling the entire time.
"HELL YEAH BITCH!!!!" Joe screamed, standing up and doing the macarena. It was around this time that Koenma realized that he had still not found his binky and that the guinea pigs had eaten through his pants and were currently munching on his boxers!!!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" So he began to run around and scream. Again. "WHERE THE HELL IS MY BINKY!!!!???????"
"THE INVISIBLE HERMIT CRAB HAS IT!!!!!" Joe declared, flipping onto his head and starting to...HAT DANCE?! O.o Heeelllllooooooooooo caffine high...
"And then the invisible hermie shall come over and eat your balls off and shove them down your throat while you bleed to death taped to a chair." DarrkKatt finally appeared to be living up to her name. On caffine highs, she got gloomy...scarily gloomy. Eerie gloomy...Alright, she was downright creepy! STAY BACK!!!!!!!
"Well, then the hermie may just take oover the world and crash everyone's morale while destroying all forms of government and society. In the end, only the invisble hermie shall survive..." Tig said, plopping down in Touya's old seat and putting the comforter around her like she was a fortune teller.
YYH gang: @__________________@ o_________________O
And that's how they were the whole night, all the while the real hermits were just staring at the stupid humans in the room...planning on taking over the world! Oh yeah, and the YYH gang was traumatized for the rest of their lives due to the upside-down hat dance, eerie ways of torture and predictions on the end of the world.
PittTeens: OH YEAH! GO US!!
D/K: The next chappie is Monday at band camp. We're going back to the main plot line.
Tig: Which means it is being my turn to tell MY side of the story.
Joe: Why don't I write anything?
D/K: Cuz you are an extra, not an actual author on this story.
Tig: Drop the subject or I drop your hat on the floor.
Joe: I expect that from D/K, not you! *cries*
D/K and Tig: *rolls eyes* Ok people, if you want Joe to stop crying, send in reviews. Or we could send the REVIEW NAZIS after you! MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Joe: What's her problem?
Tig: Rocky Horror Picture Show. RHPS is all I shall say.
Joe: Oh yeah. Her favorite movie of all time...
D/K: ACTAULLY!! *she springs forward scaring everyone* My favorite actor is Cary Grant! Actress is Bette Davis!
Tig: Uh...We were talking about favorite movies...?
D/K: You K-NIG-ITS!!!!!
Joe: MONTY PYTHON!!!!! WOOOOOOOO!
D/K: The Full Monty, baby!
Tig: Isn't that a play about a strip club? If it is, don't tell Joe!!!
D/K: JOE! POLE!!!!
Joe: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I LOVE YOU POLE!! *does a pole dance*
Pocket Lawyer Guy: O.o Why am I here?
D/K: We're combining the whole disclaimer and prelude to insanity this time! See if it works!
PLG: Ok! ^_^ I'll sue you all if you even think about saying you own YYH or anything else! *is very proud of himself for some odd reason*
Everyone else but him: What makes you think we have money?!
PLG: @_@ huh?
D/K: All i have is my writing and drawing abilities plus a hyper active dog!
Tig: I have my sewing abilities and my kimono and yukata!
Joe: I have my hat and my pole dance! *does pole dance again*
PLG: O_o OOoooooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkk, I'm leaving....
Tig: But what about a game of baseball? You can be the ball!!!
PLG: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
D/K: But I lost my old hockey puck! I need a new one!
Joe: I NEED A NEW POLE! MY OLD ONE BROKE!!!!!!!
PLG: HERE! This one is out of my paycheck! *slams a new pole in front of Joe* Don't use me as a pole!!!!!!!!! PLEASE NO!!!!
Tig and D/K: We still need balls for our sports!!
*chase after PLG with various sporting equipment all the while D/K is laughing her ass off while tripping over things, Tig dives into the pool and swims after PLG and Joe is pole dancing*
CRAZY BAND STORY: THE SLEEPOVER PARTY PART TWO!!!!
It was suppossed to be one part, but it got too long...so...yeah...right...
DarrkKatt lead Touya out of the room. Ok, in reality she dragged him by the bangs up the stairs into her room. No, not to do that!!! *slaps all readers whose minds are perverted* SIKOS!!
"What the hell is she planning to do?!" Jin screamed, trying to run after his friend. "Rape him or something?!"
"Yeah, how demented is she?!" Koenma and Shizuru demanded, too shocked to do anything else but order people around. Wait, Shizuru order people around? Technically, since she beat up the baka so much, she likes to give orders, so there! =P
Joe and Tig looked severely offended. "What?! She isn't that sick! Never!" The shook their heads so much Tig's ponytail came undone and Joe's hat flew off and landed on Yukina's head. "Oops..." He ran over and grabbed the hat off Yukina's head. She giggled slightly and Hiei got jealous (overprotactive brother coming into play)
"YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE!!!!!!" he stood up and automatically went to reach for his katana only to find that it wasn't there. "WHAT?! WHERE?!" He spun around in several circles looking for his katana until he collapsed on the couch, dizzy beyond all reason.
Kurama and Kuronue smirked and both of tehm held up the katana. "You breaking the rules," they chorused waving a finger in the air in a no-no fashion. "Bad Hiei! Bad!" And then they fell over laughing. Unfortuantely for Kuronue, he fell on Trixi's sleeping pillow, so she automatically attacked him by jumping on him bellow the belt. "OWIE!!!!" Heh,heh. Kuronue says OWIE!!! *falls over laughing.* (Joe- We have got to do something about D/K...)
"Hey people! Unpause the TV! I'm coming down!"
"Do I have to do this!?"
A slap was heard. "Shut up Touya! Keep that there blanket wrapped tight around you! You know the signal! When it comes up, whip off the blanket!"
"But I no wanna!"
They were still arguing when DarrkKatt and Touya came into view. DarrkKatt looked immensely proud of herself, while Touya, all wrapped up in a comforter up to his neck, lookes like a sunburned lobster. As in, he was blushing beyond all reason. Is that possible?
"You do it or I'll make sure you're in the same room as Trixi for the rest of the trip!!! In her cage!!!!" DarrkKatt screamed, pointing at the cage and at the dog in sucession. Joe looked very pissed at that thought.
"Don't do that!"
"Thank you, Joe!" Touya said, happy that someone was on his side. For once.
"That is an insult to Trixi and her cuteness!" Joe screamed, pointing a finger in the air and striking a pose. Touya face-faulted.
"WHAT?!"
"That means you're going through with this, you have no choice." DarrkKatt looked very calm. However, Keiko and Kurama caught sight of a mischevious glint in her eyes.
"What are you going to make him do?" she asked, very nervous. You never knew what these Pitt Teens could think up.
DarrkKatt winked and pushed Touya onto the couch closest to the TV. "Touya, you no move. I'm sitting by you to make sure. Now, Joe, Tig. Unpause the TV!!!!" She put one leg on Touya to make sure he wouldn't move until his scene came up.
Remember last chappie when they all fell over? Ok, this is where they start up again.
(last line of Time Warp) "LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN!!!!!!"
Suddenly, a scream is heard and everyone looks at the TV screen. Apparently, Janet just passed out because someone in the elevator (it wasn't a clear shot to tell who or what) just looked at her.
(song title: Sweet Trasnsvestite!! ^_^) The man (it was revealed he was a he when he turned around a began to sing) in the elevator whipped around and exited the elevator. He was wearing a long cape that went to the floor. All that could be seen was his heavily made-up face (he has the secret to applying the perfect eyeliner!!!!!) and the afro. That it. And then he sung:
"How'd ya do
I see you've met my faithful handyman!
He's just a little brought down because
When you knocked
He thought you were the candyman
Don't get strung out by the way I look *he starts walking done a red carpet in between all the conventionests. Touya is pushed out of his seat by DarrkKatt*
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover *Guy on TV whips off cloak to reveal a garter belt, pantyhose, corset and reall awesome gloves and shoes. Touya gets his cover ripped off his body by DarrkKatt because he's too scared to move. He is revealed to be wearing a black tank top and shorts. What? You think we were going to make him wear the same thing as Frank?! NO! But he was wearing DARRKKATT's things...so he was technically wearing girl's clothes...*
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania
*Dude on TV walks around the 'normal' people and starts to sing. Touya sits down with a beet-red face*
Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steeve Reeves movie
*sung by one of the 'normal' guys on the TV. Brad* :I'm glad we caught you at home
Could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry
*just said by Janet in a very annoying voice*: Right!
*Brad the asshole again (me no like him...-D/K)*:We'll just say where we are
Then go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry
*Trannie again. His name is Frank!*: Well you got caught with a flat
Well how 'bout that
Well babies don't you panic
By the light of the night
It'll all seem alright
I'll get you a Satanic mechanic
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania
Why don't you stay for the night
*creepy butler that DarrkKatt was imitating* Night!
*Frank* Or maybe a bite
*other person DarrkKatt was imitating* Bite!
*FRANK!!!! ^_^* I could show you my favorite obsession
I've been making a man
With blonde hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my tension
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania
Hit it! Hit it! *Frank slaps his butt a few times while the YYH gang stared with eyes wide and jaws stuck to the ground.
I'm just a sweet transvestite
*The PittTeens* Sweet Transvestite!
*Frank again* From Transexual
*Pitt Teens singing like a bunch of trunks* Transylvania
*Frank no longer sining. He's standing in the elevator looking around impressively. He doesn't wear the cloak ever again. Touya is still red and everyone elses (minus PittTeens) jaws are glued to the ground* So come up to the lab
And see what's on the slab
I see you shiver with antici...pation
But maybe the rain
Isn't really to blame
So I'll remove the cause
But not the symptom *he exits on elevator*
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!" Yusuke screamed once he got his jaw unglued from the floor. DarrkKatt was holding a window scraper and was scraping everyones' jaws off the floor.
"Frank." Tig said simply, applying bandages on everyones' chins where DarrkKatt had roughly scraped them off the floor. Especially on the guys. "A sweet transvestite from transexual transylvania!"
"SAY WHAT?!" Koenma managed to scream without his binky. Then he realized, HE HAD NO BINKY! "WHERE IS MY BINKY!!!!!????????"
"Huh? You mean the blue plastic one you probably had ectasy in?" Joe asked, looking confused.
"WHAT!? I don't do drugs!" Koenma screamed, turning bright red and imagining the spanking he'd get if he ever did. Ow...
"Sure you don't!!!!!" Joe gave a very noticible wink and nudged Yukina with his elbow. She giggled. She understood the joke because Roh-Zee had explained all sorts of things to her at the house. That was one of them. "I think Trixi has it!"
"WHAT?!" Koenma repeatedly shouted, running around the house looking for the dog until he tripped over her and landed flat on his face. "YOU ATE MY BINKY!!!" He then tried to tackle the dog and force her jaws open so he could get the binky out.
"Hey! Don't you dare hurt my dog!!" DarrkKatt screamed, running over and hitting Koenma several times with her hands and various other pieces of furnature.
"DarrkKatt, can I go put my old clothes back on now? Please?" Touya asked, looking as pitiful as he possibly could.
"GO TO HELL KOENMA!!!" DarrkKatt screamed, either not hearing or not noticing Touya. He quietly snuck up the stairs while DarrkKatt ran down to her basement to grab the baseball bat to clobber Koenma with. "WAIT!! YOU ARE ALREADY FROM HELL, RIGHT!?"
"OW...YES!!!!...OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!" Koenma screamed as DarrkKatt hit him continuously with the bat.
"GOOD! THEN IT WON'T MATTER IF I MORTALLY INJURE YOU!!" DarrkKatt ran over to the guinea pig cage in the corner and pulled out the occupants. "EAT HIM, GIRLS!!" She tossed the guinea pigs onto Koenma and they proceeded to nibble his cothing and ears.
"YEOWIE!!!!!!" Koenma ran around in circles trying to get the guinea pigs off, but their claws left them in place. "THEY ARE CLAWING MY BUTT!"
"I ain't kissin' it and making it better!" Jin shouted at Koenma's retreating back. "Who would?!"
"Not me!" chorused everyone...but Botan.
"Hey Botan, you considering that?" Joe asked, watching Botan until Koenma ran past him screaming about evil rodents. He got hit by Botan's oar because of that comment.
"What the hell-?" Touya had just arrived, but was clueless to the situation. So, due to the cluelessness and the guinea pigs, he got trampled by Koenma. "OW!!! He stepped on me!!!!!"
Just so everyone is clear on this factiod: Hiei still has popcorn in his hair! It still there, and no one can look at him because of it! And, completely by accident, Yukina looked up and saw his hair!
"HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA!" Yukina practically died laughing. Need we say more?
"What?" Hiei looked really confused. Then again, who wouldn't? Your twin sister just died laughing by looking at you, wouldn't you be confused? "WHAT'S GOING ON?!" He fell onto the ground in a dramatic heap.
When he finally got up, everyone was laughing at him, not just Yukina. Jin and Touya were holding each other up so neither would fall on top of the dog; hell, even the dog was laughing. Kurama, Kuronue and Koenma (how'd the guinea pigs get off him? Oh, wait...No, they're on his butt...nevermind) were dieing from severe lack of air due to too much laughing in a short period of time. Ok, everyone was dieing, ya got that? Good! Hiei looked down at the ground and saw it was littered with several pieces of popcorn.
"Huh? Popcorn?! But we finished eating popcorn a while ago!" Hiei looked around to see where the popcorn bowl was, but he didn't see it anywhere. "Where did you put the popcorn bowl?!"
At that statement, everyone fell over laughing again. "What?!" Hiei asked, looking confused again. Aw, he looks like a 2 year old when he does that look!
"Look in the mirror!" Tig managed to gasp out, holding up a little compact mirror in front of Hiei. Still looking confused, Hiei glanced in the mirror and did a double take.
"THERE IS POPCORN IMPALED ON MY HAIR!!!!!!" He screamed. Then he began to run around in circles, just like Koenma had done. "GET IT OUT!!!!!!"
Suddenly, Tig and DarrkKatt whipped out decks of Tarot cards and read Hiei's fortune while he was running around screaming about how the popcorn was impaled on his hair. "Hey! Hiei!" Tig whistled the shorter demon over to the two girls "See this card? It means that there is even more popcorn in your future!" DarrkKatt said, holding up a card with popcorn drawn on it.
"Where'd you get that?" Tig asked, snatching the card out of DarrkKatt's hands and staring at it.
"I made it myself! It's now an official tarot card!" DarrkKatt glomped her card.
"Good, she's not glomping me..." muttered Kurama. A little too loud because DarrkKatt heard him.
"Hey! Do you feel left out? I'll give you a hug too!" DarrkKatt then ran over to Kurama and glomped him. He began to turn purple, but since he couldn't speak, it was ignored.
"I GOTS POP!!!!!!" Joe screamed five seconds later, running into the living room with several 3 liter bottles of pop.
"I call CHERRY PEPSI!!!!" DarrkKatt screamed, letting go of Kurama and fighting joe for the drink.
"HAND OVER THE COKE AND NO ONE GETS HURT!!!" Tig also screamed her request, and jumped on people's heads to get to her precious pop.
"Chugging contest!" Joe declared, unscrewing the cap on his pop and gesturing for the other PittTeens to do the same. Once all the caps were off all the bottles, the YYH gang could do nothing but watch in horror as all three PittTeens chgged bottle after bottle of caffine-full pop.
"Good shit!" DarrkKatt declared after finishing her three bottles and slamming them down on the table in something similar to a beer chugger after a contest is won.
"O.o Wooooooooooo..." Tig was bobbing around in circles, staring at the ceiling the entire time.
"HELL YEAH BITCH!!!!" Joe screamed, standing up and doing the macarena. It was around this time that Koenma realized that he had still not found his binky and that the guinea pigs had eaten through his pants and were currently munching on his boxers!!!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" So he began to run around and scream. Again. "WHERE THE HELL IS MY BINKY!!!!???????"
"THE INVISIBLE HERMIT CRAB HAS IT!!!!!" Joe declared, flipping onto his head and starting to...HAT DANCE?! O.o Heeelllllooooooooooo caffine high...
"And then the invisible hermie shall come over and eat your balls off and shove them down your throat while you bleed to death taped to a chair." DarrkKatt finally appeared to be living up to her name. On caffine highs, she got gloomy...scarily gloomy. Eerie gloomy...Alright, she was downright creepy! STAY BACK!!!!!!!
"Well, then the hermie may just take oover the world and crash everyone's morale while destroying all forms of government and society. In the end, only the invisble hermie shall survive..." Tig said, plopping down in Touya's old seat and putting the comforter around her like she was a fortune teller.
YYH gang: @__________________@ o_________________O
And that's how they were the whole night, all the while the real hermits were just staring at the stupid humans in the room...planning on taking over the world! Oh yeah, and the YYH gang was traumatized for the rest of their lives due to the upside-down hat dance, eerie ways of torture and predictions on the end of the world.
PittTeens: OH YEAH! GO US!!
D/K: The next chappie is Monday at band camp. We're going back to the main plot line.
Tig: Which means it is being my turn to tell MY side of the story.
Joe: Why don't I write anything?
D/K: Cuz you are an extra, not an actual author on this story.
Tig: Drop the subject or I drop your hat on the floor.
Joe: I expect that from D/K, not you! *cries*
D/K and Tig: *rolls eyes* Ok people, if you want Joe to stop crying, send in reviews. Or we could send the REVIEW NAZIS after you! MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!