Clark Kent and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
I went to sleep with gum in my mouth and now there's gum in my hair and I hate having to stick my head in the wood chipper to cut my hair and by mistake I dropped my dresser and it fell through the floor and broke the sink in the kitchen and water started spilling everywhere and I could tell it was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.
On the bus to school there Whitney was all over Lana and sitting so close to her that I thought she was going to get scrunched. I told Pete and Chloe that he was going to smush her and that I was going to be sick, but they didn't even answer. I could tell it was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.
At school the shop teacher liked Pete's candlestick holder better than he liked my foreshadowing. In math I was staring at Lana and forgot to do problem sixteen. Who needs problem sixteen? I could tell it was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.
I could tell because Chloe said that I wasn't her best friend anymore. She said that Lana Lang was her best friend and Pete was her second best friend and that I was only her third best friend. I hope you sit on your laptop I said to Chloe. I hope that when you get a story lead you follow it all over the world and get lost in Antarctica.
It was a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.
That's what it was because I had to help mom run errands in town and Nell looked at me weird when I asked if Lana was there and she said she wouldn't be in the flower shop until next week.
Next week, I said, I'm going to Antarctica.
So then we went to the shoestore and I wanted blue shoes with red stripes but they didn't have any in my size except for black ones with silver. Mom made me buy them but she can't make me wear them.
When I went to see Lex at the plant he said that I shouldn't play with the fusion welder but I forgot. He also said look out for the chemical samples on his desk and I was as careful as could be except for my elbow. He also said don't fool around with the bugging devices but I think I bugged Antarctica.
It was a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.
There were peas for dinner and I hate peas.
There was kissing on TV and I burned the carpeting.
I'd forgotten about my dresser and I fell through the floor and landed in the sink with my sweats so I had to wear my green pajamas and I hate my green pajamas.
When I went to bed I tripped over my shoes and my teeth are harder than my tongue so I bit my tongue when I tripped. We live on a farm without any dogs so there wasn't a dog to sleep with me.
It has been a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.
My dad says some days are like that.
Even in Antarctica.
AN:
Okay, we're back on track here, this one is thediehard's fault!
I went to sleep with gum in my mouth and now there's gum in my hair and I hate having to stick my head in the wood chipper to cut my hair and by mistake I dropped my dresser and it fell through the floor and broke the sink in the kitchen and water started spilling everywhere and I could tell it was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.
On the bus to school there Whitney was all over Lana and sitting so close to her that I thought she was going to get scrunched. I told Pete and Chloe that he was going to smush her and that I was going to be sick, but they didn't even answer. I could tell it was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.
At school the shop teacher liked Pete's candlestick holder better than he liked my foreshadowing. In math I was staring at Lana and forgot to do problem sixteen. Who needs problem sixteen? I could tell it was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.
I could tell because Chloe said that I wasn't her best friend anymore. She said that Lana Lang was her best friend and Pete was her second best friend and that I was only her third best friend. I hope you sit on your laptop I said to Chloe. I hope that when you get a story lead you follow it all over the world and get lost in Antarctica.
It was a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.
That's what it was because I had to help mom run errands in town and Nell looked at me weird when I asked if Lana was there and she said she wouldn't be in the flower shop until next week.
Next week, I said, I'm going to Antarctica.
So then we went to the shoestore and I wanted blue shoes with red stripes but they didn't have any in my size except for black ones with silver. Mom made me buy them but she can't make me wear them.
When I went to see Lex at the plant he said that I shouldn't play with the fusion welder but I forgot. He also said look out for the chemical samples on his desk and I was as careful as could be except for my elbow. He also said don't fool around with the bugging devices but I think I bugged Antarctica.
It was a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.
There were peas for dinner and I hate peas.
There was kissing on TV and I burned the carpeting.
I'd forgotten about my dresser and I fell through the floor and landed in the sink with my sweats so I had to wear my green pajamas and I hate my green pajamas.
When I went to bed I tripped over my shoes and my teeth are harder than my tongue so I bit my tongue when I tripped. We live on a farm without any dogs so there wasn't a dog to sleep with me.
It has been a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.
My dad says some days are like that.
Even in Antarctica.
AN:
Okay, we're back on track here, this one is thediehard's fault!