Tig: It was a dark and stormy night.... -people whisper off stage- correction, make that dark and stormy day...
Joe: It was sunny out, not a cloud in the sky...Actually, it was a very nice day...why are you making it sound evil/bad beyond all sane reason?
Tig: glare it was too a bad day!!
DK: only for you!
Tig: dang right it was! Or don't you remember?!
Joe/DK: remind us, you haven't updated in months...-double glare with frying pans being held at the ready-
Tig: shrinks back sorry... writers block and...family problems?
Reviewer group 1: ...
Reviewer group 2: ...
DK and Joe: -growling with frying pans being brought down on Tig-
Tig: OWIE!!!!!!!!! -smack smack withn frying pans. Tig waits for punishment to end- ANYWAY, I am truly sorry for being ... late? (D/K- DAMN RIGHT!!!!)....on this chapter. I will write/type till I run out of ideas or tea; which ever happens first.
Joe: which one will happen first?
DK: Ideas. She has a lot of tea in many flavors...most I have stolen at one time or another. Mainly Chai and various herbal ones.
Tig: YOU WERE THE ONE THAT TOOK THEM!?
DK: AHEM!!! -shifty glance- Chappie time...
Tig: Oh... -Reviewers advance with various weapons- I SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HERE!!!!!!!!!!
BTW: -blah blah- means an action. considering now we can no longer use the fun stars
------------------------------------- Whatever chapter this is of the crazy band story: UNIFORM FITTING DAY
It was the second Monday of band camp. The YYH gang was still rather traumatized by the events the previous night (the sleep over at my place! -DK). But then can you blame them? More so for Touya and Hiei. I mean, come on!! The poor boys were- (Joe- no ranting for you! Besides, it was very funny...) (Tig: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! Poor Hiei...) (DK: -dead from laughing too hard from the previous nights occurance-)
Sorry, any way, as fate, being the cruel mistress she is, made it be the uniform fittings were that day...which only meant one thing...and only one thing...
McKeevers wife would, not only see them in their underwear, but touching their butts and making comments on their size...
It might be so the pants were fitted properly but still... THE INHUMANITY!!!!!!!! -Dies- (The entire band pops up randomly and all memebers all shiver: EW... Tig- I don't like her much... Joe-She not too bad DK- I second Joe. It must just be you Tig- Yet again, I am alone in my opinion...)
And also as fate would have it, Tig brought her alarm clock to the sleepover so they could wake up in time to go to band! (DK-That thing is evil!!! Pure evil!! It is so loud!!! DIE!!!!!! -whips out baseball bat and advances on clock until stopped by Joe-) And she had set to the most annoying tone it could play out of nine and there was nothing to be done about the volume and it was a guarentee that everyone would wake up because the clock would not stop blaring until someone punched it. (DK- EVIL!!!!!! -still trying to get to clock while accidentally punching Joe- Sorry...) Ahem, ingnore her... anyway, the clock was there and Tig had it under her pillow so DarrkKatt didn't break it. Even with it being under a pillow, the blaring noise was barely even muffled (DK- VERY HIGH PITCHED! SO HIGH PITCHED MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!)
So.... Tig was the first to wake up. Whether it be because DK had died from blood loss or because she was used to the sound no one knows. But, there were a few things she noted as she took her first early-morning glance around the room. One: she was at DKs house (no surprise there)Two: It was really hot... Three: She had somehow slept with most of her body hanging off the couch and was using Jin as a foot rest Four: It was hard to breathe. Five: the reason it was hard to breath was because Trixi decided to sleep on her....
"AHHHHH!!!! TRIXII!!! I can't breathe!!!!!"
The most kawaii (cute) puppy in the world just opened her big innocent eyes and stared at the person who was now a designated pillow. (PUPPY!!!!!!!! all pitt teens tackle and cuddle) "Trixy...no fair, you are a master of puppy dog eyes!!" (DK- Duh. She's a puppy. Of course she is the master) Trixy hadn't even blinked. Then she just got up and walked away...
Only to curl up with Kurama under his blanket. There was much snuggling; Mainly on Kurama's part. Come on! the furry creature was warm and cute and who can resist that?! NOT KURAMA!!!!! (CCCCCCCCUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEE!!!!! Many pictures are snapped during this rant)
After waking up DarrkKatt (DK-how long did that take? Joe- About twenty minutes to an hour. We had to dump Kool-Aid on you DK-Oh...no wonder I smell like cherry lemonade...) and waiting for her to stop taking pictures of Kurama and Trixi, the teens (actually, it was just tig and DK plotted. Joe passed out after helping wake DK up). (Joe- WHAT?!!? them plotting is bad!!) Joe?! Who's typing this thing? Me or you? (Joe- DK and you...) That's besides the point! (Joe- ok...) NOW QUIET!!!!! -Joe is once again knocked out with a ton of frying pans falling from the ceiling onto his head-
Breakfast was un eventful. Trixy puppy-dog eyed her way into most of it so people would feed her. And then the were off to another wonderful day at Band Camp!! -sarcasm is evident- Standing in the sun for hours on end with little or no shade from clouds, the smell of sweat and asphalt in the air, and Lori and Dale yelling from all sides of the lot!! DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IT!?! -Pitt Teens and majority of band start mock-puking into their respective instruments-
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"Again it has come... there is no way to stop the evil...the heat is slowly killing us. We can't last must longer..." (oh, the drama. oh the pain! OH THE OVER ACTING!!!!! )
"Oh, shut up Koenma! We all know its hot now but it'll rain later!" Yusuke screamed, slamming his bass over Koenma's head and getting beat up by Lori for doing so.
Koenma sighed in defeat. He knew he was whining but he didn't care. The sun had long since turned that part of his brain to mush. And it was slowly dripping out of his ears and onto the asphalt where guard members would slip on it as they tried to dance. (Guard- is dead from one too many falls Band- Fried. Extra crispy over rice with soy sauce)
--------------------------- this is a random note from DarrkKatt:
HI! As I edit this, Trixi is currently sitting on me and blocking my way to the keyboard!
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It was uniform fitting time after several hours of band marching hell in which no sense was ever made in the first place and the frying was finished. Now, to an innocent soul there is nothing bad about this fitting thing. In fact, most new people are excited because the uniforms are fun to wear; at least according to their sorely misguided section leaders who should be locked up. How ever, getting the one to fit mainly involved McKeevers wife touching ones butt to see if the pants were a good fit. EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! Hey, it's the only way, believe it or not...
Some of the most common comments were, "You have no ass!" "TO SHORT!!" "You can't squat in them very well, can you?" "These will have to do." "They seem to be made for you!" And so on and so forth...
The YYH Gang had various comments and here are some for a few of the members:
Kurama: "My good young lady, now if you will please turn around...oh, you're a guy...no wonder there is hardly any chest on you!"
Hiei: "Too short. Must pin up the pants. Do me a favor and grow into these, will ya? Better yet, grow. Period."
Jin: "Start jabbering one more time and I'll shove this pin up your ass."
Yusuke: "Gel is no longer permitted once you get into uniform. Loose the tough look. For the previous reason and the fact it does nothing for ya."
Keiko: "Hair is too short...Spike it before you come. You'll look like a guy, but at least your helmet will fit with no hair showing."
Kuronue: "Cut your damn hair. You look more like a woman than your buddy over there." (Tig- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! DON'T CUT THE HAIR!!!!! DK: DAMN YOU!!!!! -Advances with a wooden sword-)
Touya: "COLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (she touched his skin...some parts of being a demon just never go away... ICE BURN. Ow.)
Botan: "What an interesting hair color..."
Shizuru: She didn't get a comment because the second Mrs. McKeever touched her butt Shizuru socked her a good right hook.
Tig was pissed off by the end of it all. Reason for knowing this: twitchy eye. She had had some of the worst comments and plus she was too short for a great majority of the uniforms and therefore had a bad time with the fittings. Since everyone else but Jin, Kuronue and Tig had an easier time with the fittings (Jin and Kuronue got in an argument about their hair that lasted about 30 minutes and Tig had the previously stated issues), they left those three behind to fend for themselves on a trek home.
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After what seemed like 4 hours band time but was only about 30 - 40 minutes real time, then Jin, Kuronue, and Tig were done. DK drove home 20 minutes earlier due to her size hadn't changed. It was the same with Joe and the YYH cast staying with DK were done quickly for some reason. It was a mystery that no one will ever be able to solve for it is the plot point of this story!!!!!
Translation to all babble above: Every one but Jin, Kuronue, and Tig had gone home. The trio started off.
That's when it started to rain. Now this could have been a good thing because it was a hot and smelly day. Problem: IT WAS HEAVY RAIN! It was raining giant blobs of water that crashed down on ones head and drentched one in a mere second. This wouldn't have been so bad because Tig -liked- the rain. But she had her reasons for hating it today. And damn, were they good ones. The eye twitching only got worse and glared at any who looked at her.
Reason: she was wearing a white T-shirt.
It was a bad afternoon for Tig...just use your imagination. We're sparing most details.
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Kuronue sighed as he dried his hair with a towel about twenty minutes later at Tig's house, "Know what?"
An eye belonging to Jin pepped from under the towel he was using on his super puffy hair It was a very bright pink towel wich contrased with his hair in ways that hurt your eyes. "What, that Tigs acting weirder then usual at the moment? Or her way of re-leaving stress? Or what happened during the walk?"
The sound of the oven timer going off gave him a chance to think.
"All the above; I think she could of made it home sanely if those creepy Italian truck drivers hadn't whistled or beeped their horns at her soaking wet-ness," Kuronue said and he put his hair back in its usual ponytail. "I agree, but can you blame her for flicking them off with both hands?" Jin removed his towel and his hair was even puffier then usual. (Tig: CCUUTTEE!!!) Actually, in DarrkKatt's opinion, it looked a lot like an afro...(Tig: BAKA YARO!!!!!! -drops piano on DK-)
Kuronuw opened his moth to answer but Tig yelled from the kitchen at that same moment: "THE COOKIES ARE READY!!"
Both just sat there blinking. That was what she was making? "Just cookies? I thought I heard some evil witch cackling in there..."
Tig then yelled loudly from the kitchen to the guest room even though she was in the guest room already leaving the reader to wonder how the hell she had defied all laws of pyhsics in the first place. Oh yeah. Kuronue and Jin went deaf from the shout. "I HEARD THAT!! YES, ITS 'JUST COOKIES'!! CHOCOLATE CHIP FROM SCRACH NO LESS!! NOW GET IN HERE AND HELP ME EAT THEM!! OR ELSE..."
Both quickly ran to the kitchen, not wanting to find out what 'else' was. Who would? Anyway, the end of band camp is the next chapter which DarrkKatt is writing but cut her some slack due to vacations coming up.
DK: I like string cheese. Send in reviews if you like string cheese.
Joe: that really happen?
Tig: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssss -still contemplating revenge for evil truck drivers-
DK: -slaps hand to head- DAMMIT!!!! WE FORGOT THE LAWYER!!!!!
Joe: -reaches into pocket and pulls out RPLG- (random Pocket Lawyer Guy to newbies)
RPLG: THEY OWN NOTHING IF ANYONE ELSE SAYS SO I'LL SUE!!!!!!
Tig: -in evil voice- can I sue those evil truck drivers instead?!....
RPLG: Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep...
DK: See ya next chapter folks! We have legal business to cover!
Joe: What's legal business?
DK: Legalities!
Joe: ?????
DK: -drops dictionary on his head- LOOK IT UP!!!!! Later!