-Dancing around in a circle- PittTeens: We're baaaaaaaaack!

Tig: It's about time, too!!!!

Joe: Of course, we've been busy with our current band year...

D/K: I haven't!!

Joe: Yeah. Because you fell of a curb and sprained your ankle.

D/K: You just had to bring that up!!!!!

Tig: Don't start you two!

D/K and Joe: Hmph!!!

Tig: Here's PLG!!

PLG: We own nothing, sue us we counter sue! Kill us we'll kill you back!

Joe: How?

Tig: Yeah, we'll be dead!

PLG: Er...haven't thought about it yet!

Pitt-Teens: -sweat drop-

Crazy Band Story Ch. 16: Last Day Of Band Camp!!!

Back in DarrkKatt's house in the wee hours of the next morning...

"WAKE THE FRIGGING HELL UP!!!!!!" was heard followed by a loud clang of wooden spoon against iron clad pot. Ow.

"What do you WANT?!" Kurama snapped at DarrkKatt. My, my, my. How cute he is in the morning... (D/K!!!) who said that?!? Are you...? Are you my conscience? (NO!!!! It's Tig and Joe! Write the goddamn story! No rambling on about Kurama allowed!!!) Aw...fine, fine. Have it YOUR way.

"Get the others up. Last day of band camp! Today is the day of all days!!!" DarrkKatt ripped the towels (Yes. Beach towels) off the windows in her room and let the street light's light come pouring in. "See? the sun is up!"

"No, it's not," Touya muttered into his pillow. Trixi was sleeping on his butt but he didn't seem to notice. "That's the fucking street light."

"No, it's the sun."

"No, street light."

"Sun."

"Street light."

"Sun."

"Street light."

"This is my story, and it's the fucking sun. Yins. Up. Now."

At the Band Room Of Doom!!:

"Kuronue!! That was my bagel!!" Tig was chasing Kuronue all around the room, jumping over chairs and weaving through doors.

"I saw it first!!" He shoved it into his mouth and tried to chew.

"Kuronue..." Tig was radiating in anger fierce enough to cause Hiei to shudder.(and her hair was puffing like in spirited Away or Princess Mononoke) She pulled out her number one weapon. Taking the fan out of her pocket she bobbed Kuronue over the head with it. "Buy me a new bagel. Now. while I'm in a good mood..."

"Who needs bagels when you got Krispy Kreme?!?" Stockey said, running into the band room with boxes on top of boxes while dragging boxes of doughnuts.

"Yuck. Krispy Kreme," DarrkKatt said, walking into the room followed by the entourage, if you will. Yes, I hate Kripsy Kreme. Bite Me.

Despite her comment, the whole band tackled Stockey and within seconds the boxes were empty and Jin and Yusuke had the start of an EXTREME sugar high. Stockey bowed, said goodbye and left for the rest of this tale. One paragraph character. See, he graduated year of '03, my freshman year, so Tig never knew him. He always brought the entire band Krispy Kreme in the back of his car. Yeah...my tribute to his memory and the stupid Krispy Kreme paper hat.

"Doughnut! Doughnut!!" all the trumpets chanted while in between words taking bites out of the doughnuts. Talk-chanting with their mouths full. How charming.

"SOUTH LOT NOW!!!!!!!" McKeever and Dale screamed. Not needing to be told twice, the room was quickly emptied. DarrkKatt was the last out of the room like she normally is, so her group was last down to South Lot. Tig and Joe ran the whole way so they were first.

Dale arranges the band into their respective lines and stated the instructions for stretching. as the band began to stretch, a loud ripping noise was heard that sounded like someone splitting their pants open. Looking around curiously, all eyes fell on the senior tuba.

"Bwahahahahahahahahhaahahahahaaa!! I am a hot beach chick!!!!" he screamed, tearing the rest of his pants and shirt off, revealing a tiny string bikini.

It was too much for Jin. he began to laugh so hard his face turned purple. Touya was looking in disgust at the senior tuba named Mike. Kuronue wasn't looking at Mike, though something of equal disturbance was happening in his own section of the saxes.

"Her name is Lola...she was a show girl..." sang Jeff, donning a sombrero, Hawaiian shirt and hula skirt. He tried to do the hula, but it looked awful. "With yellow flowers in her hair and a skirt right down to there..."

The atmosphere was contagious. Yusuke and Hiei somehow got maracas and shook them to the beat with oversized sombreros on their heads. Kurama and Yukina began to dance the cha-cha together (with permission form Hiei). Touya was forced by Kelly and the senior tuba Mike to dance hip-hop style in one of those old-school break dancing circles, oh yeah, Koenma joined in too.

Now for the Pitt Teens. DarrkKatt was laughing so hard that Roh-Zee had to become a support for her. Tig was in chibi mode and sat down watching the spectacle. Chibi mode meaning just that: she looked like an evil chibi of her former self. Not much thought needed there. Joe...grabbed the nearest pole and began to strip. That's his thing...do not ask unless you really want to know.

Time to reveal what the girls are doing at this point. Flags are killing the guys and Keiko is smashing Yusuke's head in with her clarinet. The saber for Shizuru had somehow turned into a real sword and she was swinging it madly and impaled the Gator t the pavement.

Dale was dancing on the scaffolding and McKeever was running up and down the lot trying to organize the chaos (nope. don't work man). Lori...was dancing with the little pink flag. Ballet style.

Complete insanity. Don't need to describe it anymore, right? After the day was out...

"Alright, who wants pizza? Joe's buying." DarrkKatt said as the group walked out of the band room.

"Who said I'd buy??!"

"I did so shut up."

"Ahem." Koenma cleared his throat trying to get their attention. when that didn't stop their bickering, he pulled out a microphone and screamed, "I WILL PAY FOR THE PIZZA AT TIG'S HOUSE!!!"

"Really?" DarrkKatt and Joe stopped fighting and stared at Koenma for a second before tackling him. "Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!"

"Haha! I am now on your good side, huh?!?" Koenma asked later at Tig's house when the pizza was brought in by him (he used Spirit World credit card for the purchase of 20 extra large).

"I dunno. Where'd you get it?" Tig asked, looking at the boxes curiously with large chibi eyes.

"Pizza Hut."

DarrkKatt's eyes suddenly got very wide and Joe stood up, knocking over his chair in the process. They began to chant "Pizza Hut. Pizza Hut..." but were shut up by Tig and the evil frying pan she could wield with deadly strength.

"Wrong band year, you two."

"Oh. Sorry."

As the pig out got underway, DarrkKatt and Tig mentioned casually, "By the way, tomorrow is Kennywood day. we perform an go to an amusement park for 16 hours."

YYH gang: chokes on pizza.

"Yup. Start worrying. Hell arrives soon." Joe calmly went back to eating his pizza but had succeeded in scaring them shitless.

YYH gang: chokes to death on pizza.

Tig whips out a jumper cable and electrocutes them. "Get up! You ain't gettin' away THAT easily."

Ok. Next time: KENNYWOOD!!!!

D/K: I love that place.

Tig: Ditto. So fun.

Joe: I WANT MY COTTON CANDY!!!

Tig: You'll get some tomorrow!

D/K: I can't wait to see what happens!!!!!!

Pitt-Teens: REVIEW NOW!!!!!!!