The Fairy Snatcher

a/n Thanks for everyone who reviewed, this is me second chapter and WONT CONTINUE unless I see some more reviews. Also, go to to see which authours I like. Thanks fairiefan, Crazyfairy( You rule!) and Hannah kk (why'd u leave a anonymous review?) for reviewing. Fairiefan, what do you mean by out of character? Which characters? Oh, and this one is way outta character.... Please R and R!

This is where we left off:

"-Of course I haven't heard. Bad news? Well, what is it?"

At that precise moment, Jorgen Von Strangle, the toughest of all fairies, poofed into the room.

"I have been chosen to remove Cosmo from your fairy godparents."

"What? NO!"

"You dare to question me, puny human?"

"No." said Timmy meekly, hiding under the bed where Cosmo had conveniently hid.

"But, surely theres been a misunderstanding! We just got assigned to Timmy last year!" said Wanda.

"There is no misunderstanding." said Jorgen in his Arnold Schwarzenegger accent. "There is a fairy shortage and it is unfair that Timmy has two godparents-"

"But surely you remember what trouble Cosmo was...you used to be a 5 star fairy captain, and lost all of them because of Cosmo!" (old episode of FOP)

" Believe me, it was not my decision. If it was my decision, then Cosmo would be scrambled right now. Unfortunately The Rules say that I cannot hurt anyones fairy godparent. So you just wait, Cosmo. Oh, and by the way, The Fairy Snatcher will come and visit you in 3 days to take...it... away."

"Please Mr. Strangle, you've got to –"

And with a loud POOF!, he was gone.

"Cosmo, don't go!" said Timmy. "Maybe you might be an idiot and a numbskull and a lousy fairy godparent-"

Cosmo started to cry.

"No no, let me finish. You're still Cosmo and I don't know what I'd do without you. I don't know what I'd do if there wasn't Cosmo to joke around with. Please don't leave!"

"It's not like I have a choice." said Cosmo, still crying." And I don't even know what a choice is! Boo hoo!"

He started crying into Wandas yellow shirt.

"He's not going to go!" said Wanda, angriness filling her pink eyes. "The Fairy Snatcher isn't very magical. All he can do is make fairies disappear if the tip of his wand touches your crown. So, all we have to do, is-"

"Who is this Fairy Snatcher anyways?" asked Timmy. "And how come the authour of this story keeps on putting Fairy Snatcher with two capitals?"

"Because that's the name of the story!"

"Ohhhhhhhhhhh."

"The Fairy Snatcher is this fairy who hardly has any powers, so instead of being a godparent, he is actually a horrible man who goes around and takes fairies from little children!"

Timmy, Cosmo, and Wanda spent the next two days thinking up a plan on how to catch this Fairy Snatcher. By the end, they were still as clueless as they were before. The best strategy came from Cosmo, which was "hide."

"So, what are we doing?"

"Easy. We've got to take this to Fairy Court."

"Again, why is Jibbi spelling it with capital letters?"

" Because it's important."

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

"Wait! I've got a great idea! This is an easy wish: I wish Cosmo was my fairy godparent again!."

Their wands pinged, then, for the second time, fizzled out.

'Da Rules' appeared in front of them.

"No fairy godparent is allowed to tamper with anything having to do with The Fairy Snatcher, including wishing for their fairy godparent could come back, wishing him dead and/or taking it to Fairy Court." read Cosmo off the page.

"Well, that's Wanda's suggestion down the drain." said Timmy.

"Cosmo and I are going to have to get away for a few days. You'll be fine without us?"

"Hold on. Where are you going?"

"Well, we're going to..."

They disappeared in a puff of smoke that read: RUN!

"Great. 4 days without them. Well, I guess if it means Cosmo is going to be okay, I'm sure I can live without them for a couple of days..."

a/n: WAS HE EVER WRONG!!!! Please review, review,review, even if its just : Great story, please continue, I rate it out of 5 stars. Thanks! PLEASE REVIEW!!!!