Author's Notes: Oh my gosh, I am SO glad everybody is liking this so
far!!! T_T heheheheh. . . I first imagined this story with Fushigi Yugi; if
anybody has heard of it, with Tamahome as the robot. But then I thought,
"Nahhh. . . Kenshin would be MUCH better!" hence, here is my story.
Disclaimer: I don't own my muses, I just play with them.
Ummm. . . You may be wondering but . . . Here's the examples!
( ) = Battousai [ ] = Rurouni
On with the story!!!
Chapter Two
Kaoru smiled, ". . .Kenshin? Tell me how you feel." She waited, very excited for her 'Mr. Perfect' to reply to her. She awaited the sound of his beautiful, honey crisp voice to sooth her nightmares away from her.
"Who are you?" came the question, as cold as ice.
Kaoru gasped. 'That wasn't supposed to happen. . .I designed him to be nice and kind and gentle, not rude and mean and cold!!!'
"Em. . . I'm Kaoru Kamiya." She said, awaiting the reply her beautiful robot would say.
Kenshin raised an eyebrow. "Okay. . .Kaoru." he seemed to taste how the name sounded from his lips, and then appeared to think it was alright. "And who am I?" he asked, just a little bit more softer then before.
Kaoru smiled as brightly as she could, "Kenshin! Kenshin. . ." she thought up a last name. She couldn't think of anything when it suddenly popped into her head. "Kenshin . . .Himura!!! Yah that's it, Kenshin Himura."
Kenshin raised the other eyebrow, then he stood up and sighed, "Right. . ." he began to walk towards the door.
"Hey wait a second!!!" Kaoru grabbed his neck-collar.
"NANI?!?!?"
Kaoru frowned, "Just WHERE do you think you're going??? I programmed you to be a gentleman!!! You know the whole history of Japan, as well as other countries, AND everything you'd learn in high-school!!! Where are your manners???"
"Let go of me, woman!" Kenshin hissed. It was right then that Kaoru noticed his eyes had turned to amber.
'That's strange. . . I didn't program them to do THAT. . .' she thought.
Kenshin whipped himself from Kaoru's grasp. "I suppose I am to believe that you created me. . .Well then tell me THIS. What is the reason I was brought to this world?" he asked, nearly desperately.
Kaoru looked down. How would she tell him she only brought him to this world so he could dance with her. "Ummm. . ." she whispered.
Kenshin got the picture. "You don't really know do you? Just an experiment, aren't I?" he spat on the ground. "Fine. I'll find something to do that doesn't have anything to do with YOU." He slammed the door in her face.
Kaoru felt the tears stinging her eyes. That's when she got an idea. She remembered how he had cried out, "NANI???" so suddenly. It meant he DID have a weakness!!! 'But why oh why did I ever smash that off button?????' Kaoru screamed mentally.
That's when she heard voices.
"HEY!!!!!!! How did YOU get in here?????" came the scream from Misao.
"How did YOU get in here?" came the scream from Kenshin.
"I LIVE here!!!!!" Misao screamed.
"Oh."
Kaoru rushed outside and went to Misao's side, who was in her pajama's with no longer sleepy eyes. "Don't worry Misao!!! This is Kenshin!!!. . . He's a . . .Friend of mine. . ."
Misao raised her eyebrows and whispered, "I can't believe you sneaked a GUY in here!!!! Kaoru-chan you hit the jack-pot THIS time!!!"
Kaoru rolled her eyes. "I'm NOT in love with him!!!" she hissed back.
Misao raised the other eyebrow. "Okay then, why was he in your room?" she asked.
Kaoru turned to her, "How did you know???" then it hit her, "Were you spying on me again?"
Misao grinned, evilly.
"What did you see??? Tell me Misao Makimachi or you'll regret you spied on us!!!" Kaoru gritted her teeth.
Misao continued to grin. "All I saw was him and you standing up and then him slamming the door in your face!" then her face turned sober. "Did he dump you???" without waiting for an answer she cried, "Oh Kaoru-chan!!! Not again!!! You're SO a jinx!!! This is the second time in one month!!!"
Kaoru frowned, "He didn't dump me!!! We were never together!!! You don't understand!"
"Oh Kaoru. . . There you go lying about your troubles again. . ."
"MISAO!!!"
Kenshin raised an eyebrow. [Okay. . . I'm a little worried about the future here!!!] cried a gentle voice in his head.
(Oh shut up!!! I think this is interesting!!! And just look at that girl Kaoru!!! Huba huba huba. . .) cried a more blunt and rude side of Kenshin inside his head.
[You pervert!!!] then he added quickly, [. . . De gozaru yo.]
(What a wuss. . . Can't even see a good time if it was right in front of his nose!!!) laughed the rude side.
Kenshin looked around himself. 'That was inside me??? WEIRD!!! I don't think Kaoru programmed me to do that!!!' he thought.
(Scary to think we're one person. . .hmmmm. . .)
Kaoru looked back over to Kenshin, who looked very odd. He had at one time, a confused look, then an angry look, then a sad look, then a happy look, then a VERY domineering look, and so on and so forth.
"Uhhh. . . Kenshin?"
Kenshin snapped out of his daze. "What? Oh. . ." he looked around a bit more, then put his most coldest look on his face. "Okay, I've got an idea!!!" he said happily. Then very confused sounding, "I'm gonna get outa here. . ."
Kaoru frowned, "Oh NO YOU DON'T!!!" she grabbed Kenshin by the collar again. "You are staying here with ME!"
Misao smiled, "Very possessive, aren't we?"
"Shut up Misao!"
Kenshin tried to get out of Kaoru's reach once more. "Let go of me woman!!!" he hissed, like before. Then out of the corner of his eye, he saw something in the shadows move.
Kenshin stopped struggling and looked around, his eyes narrow and a blue color.
"What is it, Kenshin?" Kaoru asked.
Kenshin looked around the room once more. "There's somebody else in here other then the three of us. . ." he said.
His eyes widened as he saw something shinning silver in the shadows. 'A sword. . .' he thought.
[Oh dear!!! What about Misao-dono and Kaoru-dono!!! They might get hurt!!!] he looked around. [WE might get hurt!!!]
The rude side rolled his eyes. (Oh please. . .Swords are easy to handle!!!)
[Anooo. . . But sessha doesn't know how to use a sword!]
(Oh yah. . .)
Kaoru unconsciously moved closer to Kenshin. 'This isn't good. I can't remember if I programmed Kenshin to be a master of swords!! I know it was on my list. . .Aw man!!!'
Misao smiled, giddily. "Well Kaoru, I'm tired!!! I think I'll be going now. . . Hehehe eh. . . ." she slipped into her room and locked the door and window tight, with all the lights on.
Kaoru rolled her eyes, 'Just like Misao. . . Unless she's got a weapon, she's outa there. . .'
Kenshin narrowed his eyes even further. 'Where is that person????' he thought. He didn't have any kind of weapon; only his fists.
The shadow moved again, and this time Kaoru saw it. She screamed in fear. Kaoru was a very strong person, but when it came to people lingering in the dark. . . Well. . . You'd get scared too, wouldn't you?
A figure stepped out from the shadows. Kaoru saw the white hair, the tiny glasses, and the orange and blue suit. She frowned, and all fear was taken out of her. "Enishi!!! How did you get in here???"
Enishi smiled, that evil smile he always has. "I had the spare keys. I came to get the rest of my stuff out, IF you don't mind. . ." he showed her the large box full of books in his hands.
Kaoru gritted her teeth, and held out her hand. Enishi took it and kissed it. Kaoru slapped him hard on the cheek. "That's not what I meant Enishi!" she cried. Enishi just smiled and put the spare keys in her hands.
"There. Happy? I'll be off now. . ." he walked out the door and slammed it behind him.
Meanwhile, a VERY confused Kenshin stood there watching. 'I could've sworn he had a sword with him. . .' he thought.
(Well if you ask me I think she should've slapped the guy a few more times!) the rude side made fists.
[I thought he had a sword with him!] said the nice side.
The rude side turned to look at his nice-twin. (What do we call you? And what do we call me? Is it really 'WE' or is it just 'ME'???)
The nice side got swirly eyes. [ORO!!! You're confusing me!!!!] then he thought for a moment. [I can't faintly remember being called Rurouni, but I don't know when I was called that. Hey wait a minute, wasn't I just created like fifteen minutes ago?]
The rude side thought for a moment, (If you're Rurouni, then I'm Battousai!!!) he laughed evilly.
[Oro! What's Battousai mean?]
(. . . . )
[. . .]
(I really have no idea.)
[ORO!]
Kaoru turned to see Kenshin having a conversation with himself once more. She raised an eyebrow. 'Something went wrong with his programming, that's for sure!' she thought.
Kenshin walked over to her, a questioning look on his face.
Kaoru sighed, "He's my ex-boyfriend, he used to live in here and yes I still have sort of a thing for him; does that answer your question???"
". . .No actually I was wondering. . .Am I supposed to stay here?" Kenshin asked, the side of him who wished to be called 'Battousai' was taking over for a little.
Kaoru raised an eyebrow. "I thought you didn't want to stay here."
"Where ELSE can I be?" Kenshin asked, coldly, as if this place was pretty much the best thing out there, even though it was a dump, at least in his mind.
Kaoru thought for a moment, then smiled. "Of course Kenshin!!! You can stay in Enishi's old room. We have a very spacious apartment here because of the money I make up of from dancing tornements!"
Kenshin looked at her, ". . . You dance?"
Kaoru smiled, "Yes I do."
Kenshin almost smiled. "I know how to dance. . ."
To Be Continued. . .
Author's Notes: REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!!! I'm SO sorry it took me so long to update. I went on vacation to California to visit my great grandmother and was unable to update. ^_^; Please tell me what you think about my dear little Ken-san. . . I have fun torturing him. Buwa . . . buwahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own my muses, I just play with them.
Ummm. . . You may be wondering but . . . Here's the examples!
( ) = Battousai [ ] = Rurouni
On with the story!!!
Chapter Two
Kaoru smiled, ". . .Kenshin? Tell me how you feel." She waited, very excited for her 'Mr. Perfect' to reply to her. She awaited the sound of his beautiful, honey crisp voice to sooth her nightmares away from her.
"Who are you?" came the question, as cold as ice.
Kaoru gasped. 'That wasn't supposed to happen. . .I designed him to be nice and kind and gentle, not rude and mean and cold!!!'
"Em. . . I'm Kaoru Kamiya." She said, awaiting the reply her beautiful robot would say.
Kenshin raised an eyebrow. "Okay. . .Kaoru." he seemed to taste how the name sounded from his lips, and then appeared to think it was alright. "And who am I?" he asked, just a little bit more softer then before.
Kaoru smiled as brightly as she could, "Kenshin! Kenshin. . ." she thought up a last name. She couldn't think of anything when it suddenly popped into her head. "Kenshin . . .Himura!!! Yah that's it, Kenshin Himura."
Kenshin raised the other eyebrow, then he stood up and sighed, "Right. . ." he began to walk towards the door.
"Hey wait a second!!!" Kaoru grabbed his neck-collar.
"NANI?!?!?"
Kaoru frowned, "Just WHERE do you think you're going??? I programmed you to be a gentleman!!! You know the whole history of Japan, as well as other countries, AND everything you'd learn in high-school!!! Where are your manners???"
"Let go of me, woman!" Kenshin hissed. It was right then that Kaoru noticed his eyes had turned to amber.
'That's strange. . . I didn't program them to do THAT. . .' she thought.
Kenshin whipped himself from Kaoru's grasp. "I suppose I am to believe that you created me. . .Well then tell me THIS. What is the reason I was brought to this world?" he asked, nearly desperately.
Kaoru looked down. How would she tell him she only brought him to this world so he could dance with her. "Ummm. . ." she whispered.
Kenshin got the picture. "You don't really know do you? Just an experiment, aren't I?" he spat on the ground. "Fine. I'll find something to do that doesn't have anything to do with YOU." He slammed the door in her face.
Kaoru felt the tears stinging her eyes. That's when she got an idea. She remembered how he had cried out, "NANI???" so suddenly. It meant he DID have a weakness!!! 'But why oh why did I ever smash that off button?????' Kaoru screamed mentally.
That's when she heard voices.
"HEY!!!!!!! How did YOU get in here?????" came the scream from Misao.
"How did YOU get in here?" came the scream from Kenshin.
"I LIVE here!!!!!" Misao screamed.
"Oh."
Kaoru rushed outside and went to Misao's side, who was in her pajama's with no longer sleepy eyes. "Don't worry Misao!!! This is Kenshin!!!. . . He's a . . .Friend of mine. . ."
Misao raised her eyebrows and whispered, "I can't believe you sneaked a GUY in here!!!! Kaoru-chan you hit the jack-pot THIS time!!!"
Kaoru rolled her eyes. "I'm NOT in love with him!!!" she hissed back.
Misao raised the other eyebrow. "Okay then, why was he in your room?" she asked.
Kaoru turned to her, "How did you know???" then it hit her, "Were you spying on me again?"
Misao grinned, evilly.
"What did you see??? Tell me Misao Makimachi or you'll regret you spied on us!!!" Kaoru gritted her teeth.
Misao continued to grin. "All I saw was him and you standing up and then him slamming the door in your face!" then her face turned sober. "Did he dump you???" without waiting for an answer she cried, "Oh Kaoru-chan!!! Not again!!! You're SO a jinx!!! This is the second time in one month!!!"
Kaoru frowned, "He didn't dump me!!! We were never together!!! You don't understand!"
"Oh Kaoru. . . There you go lying about your troubles again. . ."
"MISAO!!!"
Kenshin raised an eyebrow. [Okay. . . I'm a little worried about the future here!!!] cried a gentle voice in his head.
(Oh shut up!!! I think this is interesting!!! And just look at that girl Kaoru!!! Huba huba huba. . .) cried a more blunt and rude side of Kenshin inside his head.
[You pervert!!!] then he added quickly, [. . . De gozaru yo.]
(What a wuss. . . Can't even see a good time if it was right in front of his nose!!!) laughed the rude side.
Kenshin looked around himself. 'That was inside me??? WEIRD!!! I don't think Kaoru programmed me to do that!!!' he thought.
(Scary to think we're one person. . .hmmmm. . .)
Kaoru looked back over to Kenshin, who looked very odd. He had at one time, a confused look, then an angry look, then a sad look, then a happy look, then a VERY domineering look, and so on and so forth.
"Uhhh. . . Kenshin?"
Kenshin snapped out of his daze. "What? Oh. . ." he looked around a bit more, then put his most coldest look on his face. "Okay, I've got an idea!!!" he said happily. Then very confused sounding, "I'm gonna get outa here. . ."
Kaoru frowned, "Oh NO YOU DON'T!!!" she grabbed Kenshin by the collar again. "You are staying here with ME!"
Misao smiled, "Very possessive, aren't we?"
"Shut up Misao!"
Kenshin tried to get out of Kaoru's reach once more. "Let go of me woman!!!" he hissed, like before. Then out of the corner of his eye, he saw something in the shadows move.
Kenshin stopped struggling and looked around, his eyes narrow and a blue color.
"What is it, Kenshin?" Kaoru asked.
Kenshin looked around the room once more. "There's somebody else in here other then the three of us. . ." he said.
His eyes widened as he saw something shinning silver in the shadows. 'A sword. . .' he thought.
[Oh dear!!! What about Misao-dono and Kaoru-dono!!! They might get hurt!!!] he looked around. [WE might get hurt!!!]
The rude side rolled his eyes. (Oh please. . .Swords are easy to handle!!!)
[Anooo. . . But sessha doesn't know how to use a sword!]
(Oh yah. . .)
Kaoru unconsciously moved closer to Kenshin. 'This isn't good. I can't remember if I programmed Kenshin to be a master of swords!! I know it was on my list. . .Aw man!!!'
Misao smiled, giddily. "Well Kaoru, I'm tired!!! I think I'll be going now. . . Hehehe eh. . . ." she slipped into her room and locked the door and window tight, with all the lights on.
Kaoru rolled her eyes, 'Just like Misao. . . Unless she's got a weapon, she's outa there. . .'
Kenshin narrowed his eyes even further. 'Where is that person????' he thought. He didn't have any kind of weapon; only his fists.
The shadow moved again, and this time Kaoru saw it. She screamed in fear. Kaoru was a very strong person, but when it came to people lingering in the dark. . . Well. . . You'd get scared too, wouldn't you?
A figure stepped out from the shadows. Kaoru saw the white hair, the tiny glasses, and the orange and blue suit. She frowned, and all fear was taken out of her. "Enishi!!! How did you get in here???"
Enishi smiled, that evil smile he always has. "I had the spare keys. I came to get the rest of my stuff out, IF you don't mind. . ." he showed her the large box full of books in his hands.
Kaoru gritted her teeth, and held out her hand. Enishi took it and kissed it. Kaoru slapped him hard on the cheek. "That's not what I meant Enishi!" she cried. Enishi just smiled and put the spare keys in her hands.
"There. Happy? I'll be off now. . ." he walked out the door and slammed it behind him.
Meanwhile, a VERY confused Kenshin stood there watching. 'I could've sworn he had a sword with him. . .' he thought.
(Well if you ask me I think she should've slapped the guy a few more times!) the rude side made fists.
[I thought he had a sword with him!] said the nice side.
The rude side turned to look at his nice-twin. (What do we call you? And what do we call me? Is it really 'WE' or is it just 'ME'???)
The nice side got swirly eyes. [ORO!!! You're confusing me!!!!] then he thought for a moment. [I can't faintly remember being called Rurouni, but I don't know when I was called that. Hey wait a minute, wasn't I just created like fifteen minutes ago?]
The rude side thought for a moment, (If you're Rurouni, then I'm Battousai!!!) he laughed evilly.
[Oro! What's Battousai mean?]
(. . . . )
[. . .]
(I really have no idea.)
[ORO!]
Kaoru turned to see Kenshin having a conversation with himself once more. She raised an eyebrow. 'Something went wrong with his programming, that's for sure!' she thought.
Kenshin walked over to her, a questioning look on his face.
Kaoru sighed, "He's my ex-boyfriend, he used to live in here and yes I still have sort of a thing for him; does that answer your question???"
". . .No actually I was wondering. . .Am I supposed to stay here?" Kenshin asked, the side of him who wished to be called 'Battousai' was taking over for a little.
Kaoru raised an eyebrow. "I thought you didn't want to stay here."
"Where ELSE can I be?" Kenshin asked, coldly, as if this place was pretty much the best thing out there, even though it was a dump, at least in his mind.
Kaoru thought for a moment, then smiled. "Of course Kenshin!!! You can stay in Enishi's old room. We have a very spacious apartment here because of the money I make up of from dancing tornements!"
Kenshin looked at her, ". . . You dance?"
Kaoru smiled, "Yes I do."
Kenshin almost smiled. "I know how to dance. . ."
To Be Continued. . .
Author's Notes: REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!!! I'm SO sorry it took me so long to update. I went on vacation to California to visit my great grandmother and was unable to update. ^_^; Please tell me what you think about my dear little Ken-san. . . I have fun torturing him. Buwa . . . buwahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!