And now it's time for…
Tank Police Division 195
Omake Chapter: Let's Play Wuss!
Kaori and the cast of TPD195 are sitting on the floor in a large circle playing Wuss (1). They're quite buzzed. Noin looks around the circle and suddenly looks right at Hilde.
Noin: Wuss!
Hilde: (raises an eyebrow and looks where Heero and Andy are sitting) Fucker…
Noin: (looks at Quatre) Wuss!
Quatre: (looks at Wufei) Wuss!
Wufei: (glares at Quatre) Douche bag!
Quatre: (looks at Sally) Wuss!
Sally: (looks where Trowa and Kaori are) Fucker.
Noin: (looks accusingly at Dorothy) Wuss!
Dorothy: (coolly looks at Heero and raises an eyebrow) Wuss.
Heero: (lopsided Death Glare at Dorothy) Douche bag.
Dorothy: (looks at Kaori) Wuss!
Kaori: (looks at Milliardo) Wuss!
Milliardo: (looks at Trowa): Wuss.
Trowa: (looks at Duo) Wuss.
Duo: (smirks at Trowa) Douche bag.
Trowa: (looks Catherine straight in the eye) Wuss.
Catherine: WHY YOU LITTLE.. (throws knives at Trowa but misses him)
Trowa: Ha! You screwed up! You have to drink now!
Catherine: Yeah, yeah, shut up about it… (takes a swig from the bottle of sherry next to her)
Relena; I'm tired of this game. Let's play something else.
Wufei: How about Beeropoly? (2)
Une: Nuh uh, that takes too long.
Sally: I've Never? (3)
Duo: We always play that. What about Who Shit?
Kaori: Every time we play that I get beat up. Why don't we play Kill the Rabbit? (4)
Andy: 'Cause we'll end up naked and passed out in the park again.
Noin: I say we play Smile. (5)
Everybody else: HELL NO!!!
Kaori: Are you trying to turn this into a hentai fic?
Noin: Yes.
Kaori: -_-;;; Let's just play Multi. (6)
Quatre: I'll get the cards!
To be continued in the next omake!
1) The basic rule of this game is "you can't wuss a wuss, and you can't look a fucker in the eye." In more detail: One player begins by looking at another player and shouting "Wuss."
The next player has three options:
"Wussing" another player than the one who called him (That player then must call something) Saying "Douche Bag" while looking at the player, in the eye, who called him a wuss. (The other player again has control) Saying "Fucker" and looking away from the player who called him. (The original calling player must then call again.)As with any drinking game, if you screw up, you drink. This is best played with people you know and don't mind when you call them names.
2) It's Monopoly…with beer instead of money. Hooray beer! Actually I don't like beer although it is good to wash your hair in it every once in a while.
3) If you don't know what this game is you ought to seriously re-examine your childhood.
4) If you value your liver, don't EVER play this game with alcohol. Actually, I'm not even sure you could classify it as a game; more like an excuse to get horribly drunk. To play you need a paper sack, something to weight the sack with, a bottle of Mad Dog (or other horrible, cheap alcohol) and people.
Stand in the circle (preferably outdoors - see last step). The bottle of Mad Dog should be put in the paper sack and weighted so that you can't see or judge by weight how much is in the bottle. The bottle is passed around the circle and each person takes as large of a drink as they can. A player may reverse the direction at any time.
The person who finishes the bottle smashes the bottle on the ground, "killing" it. The next to the last person to drink buys the next bottle.
**Singing of "Kill the Rabbit" (hence the name of this game) is optional. It makes it worse, and the players more nauseous. I usually play this game with Mountain Dew or Root Beer because I really can't stand the taste of alcohol after I've had a certain amount.
5) HENTAI DRINKING GAME!!! I'm not going to even tell you the rules for this for fear somebody will go play it.
6) This is a game composed of a number of other games and drinking activities. It is a super game for a large group, and getting to know people. Standard supplies are required: people, beers, and cards.
All 52 cards are randomly spread face down across the table. Play begins by the first player flipping over a card and placing it in front of him/her. Each card corresponds to a fixed course of action. After the action is completed, the next player flips over a card, and this continues until every card has been turned.
You can decide what games or 'actions' you wish to assign to each card, but here is a pretty acceptable guide to follow:
Card Game
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Ace Buzz
King Categories
Queen Questions
Jack Rhyme
10 BIG DRINK
9 Social
8 Sentences
7 Letters
6 Rule
5 Name Game
4-2 Drink Face Value
Refer to the rules for each game. Play only one round to complete the action. Here's the summaries of the rest:
BIG DRINK: Whoever draws a ten has to go get a new drink for this one. The two players seated adjacent to the 'big drinker' will count alternatively (back and forth) from 1 to 10. The 'drinker' must keep drinking until the 'counters' reach 10 or the drinker finishes the drink.
Social: Cheers. Everyone has a drink.
Rule: The player who draws a six gets to make up any rule they wish. When the rule is broken, the offender takes a drink. The rule lasts until the last card is flipped or is abolished by another rule.
Drink Face Value: The person who drew the card must take how many drinks the card says, 2, 3, or 4.