Author's Notes: Okay, by popular vote, I changed the settings to make
this story a Humor/Drama story!!! Y'know, I try and I try to make an Angsty
fic, but NO! All I can write is Humor!!! Guess I'm just a comedian aren't
I? ^__^ REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!!! Tell me what you think minna-sama!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own my muses, I just play with them.
On with the story!!!
Chapter Three
Kenshin sighed as he stared at the ceiling of his new room. It was a comfy little room, filled with a futon, a shelf of old Japanese books, a desk with a lamp, a note-book and a pencil.
Kenshin wondered, 'Just what is my purpose on this world???' the thought rang through his head dozens and dozens of times. It was morning already, and the girls had already gone to sleep.
Since Kenshin couldn't come up with the answer to his last question, he decided to think up a new question. 'What was up with that Enishi guy? He gave me the creeps. . .'
[Hai, that he did!!!] Rurouni cried. He protected his head in fright as if there were monsters out to get him.
(HA!!! You are SUCH a baby. There's nothing to be afraid of!!! He's just a little suspicious. . .) Battousai said, still not knowing the meaning of the word 'Battousai'.
[Sessha is NOT a baby, de gozaru yo!] Rurouni protected himself.
(Uh huh. . . Sure. . .)
That's when there was a knock at the door. Kenshin turned to see Kaoru poking her head in. "Come in."
Kaoru slowly walked in. 'Geesh. . . This is SO weird!!! I make a robot, and suddenly he's acting like a real person; when he's NOT. . .' Kaoru's train of thoughts pretty much directed in that area.
"Yes? What is it??? It must be three in the morning. . ." Kenshin said, very roughly.
Kaoru frowned. "I wanted to tell you something Kenshin!!! Even though you ARE a robot with a BAD attitude and you refuse to be my servant, that doesn't mean you have to act like I'm some kind of criminal!!!"
Kenshin raised an eyebrow at her bossiness. 'Oh well that must be Kaoru. . .'
(Now just to get inside of that thick-headed-bad-attitude of her's and get to the real Kaoru. . . But for right now the outside looks pretty fine. . .)
[You shouldn't speak of Kaoru-dono like that!!!] Rurouni scolded. [You are a robot, she is a human!!! You don't deserve her!!!]
Battousai snorted. (Fine. BE that way. . .)
Kenshin turned back to look at the ceiling. "Okay, so maybe I was acting a little snobby. . ."
"A little snobby?!?!?!?!? KENSHIN!!!! You are SUCH a spoiled brat!!! You think the world just isn't good enough for you, don't you???" Kaoru yelled. She put a hand over her mouth, realizing what she had just said.
Kenshin sat up from the futon, eyes amber. "Listen to ME, woman!!! Disrespect me, and I'll disrespect you!!! I'll behave well if you behave well, ect ect."
Kaoru frowned, thought about it, then smiled, "Alright. Let's call a truce, shall we?"
Kenshin didn't respond.
"Hello??? Earth to Kenshin!!!"
"Now I didn't say 'call a truce'. I said respect." Kenshin said, eyes closed and head down.
Kaoru growled in irritation. "This is NOT good!!! I wanted the perfect man for me, but all I got. . ."
"Was this stupid t-shirt???" Kenshin asked very suddenly and out of no-where.
Kaoru growled once more, "NO!!! But all I got was an idiot who is almost exactly like my ex-boyfriend!!!"
"How's that?"
"You're an idiot!!!" Kaoru stormed out of the room, went to her own, sat down on the futon and started to sob very loudly.
Kenshin just watched her go. Part of him was highly amused that she would even care, and another part of him was sad that she had called him an idiot. Not that he was offended, he just. . . wished she thought more highly of him.
[I'm sure you do, de gozaru yo. . .] Rurouni snorted.
Meanwhile, Battousai was just grinning off into the distants.
[I'm not going to ask.]
(You know. . . I really like Kaoru. She's strong. . . brave. . . to confront me like that. . .Heheh. . .She's beautiful, talented at dancing it sure sounds like. . . Geesh!!! She's the woman of my dreams!!!)
Rurouni thought on this. [Well. . . Sessha HAS been very rude to Kaoru-dono. . .]
Battousai grinned. (So do ya like her???)
Rurouni frowned, then smiled. [Hai, I think that I do. . .]
Battousai grinned from ear to ear. (I think we should spice up this story a bit, don't you think?)
[But it's only JUST begun!!!]
(Well it's gonna be long so let's not waste anytime!!!)
[. . . That doesn't make any sense. . .]
(Oh shut up!!! Do you want to spice it up or not???)
[ORO!]
~*~
It was the next day when Kaoru brought Kenshin out into the open world. Kaoru sighed as she walked beside Kenshin, walking down the streets of down-town Tokyo. "You see Kenshin? Isn't it great out in the open air?" she asked, trying her best to forget last night.
Kenshin nodded, though he couldn't really feel any of it. The wind felt good in his hair, and on his skin, but his skin wasn't real. Deep down inside, Kenshin felt very sad because of it.
Misao walked on the other side of Kenshin, and she still had NO idea Kenshin was a robot. "So Kenshin. . . Where are you from?" she asked.
Kenshin looked at her, "Tokyo."
Misao smiled, "Where in Tokyo?"
"Down-town."
Misao raised an eyebrow. "Very blunt aren't we?"
"I suppose. . ."
Kaoru giggled.
Misao frowned, "HEY!!! Are you Kaoru's boyfriend?"
Kenshin turned to her, "If I was, would you be jealous?"
Kaoru frowned also, "Misao you have a boyfriend already, so what ARE you talking about?"
Misao sighed, then perked up once more. "And speaking of the man himself. . . Here he is!" she ran over to Aoshi, who was walking towards them. "Hey there Aoshi-sama, how are you today?"
"Very fine, thank you Misao." Aoshi said, stiffly, but not as stiff as he usually was. C'mon, he's talking to his girlfriend here.
Aoshi looked over Kenshin. Kenshin was very short, only a few inches taller then Kaoru, with bright red hair, violet eyes, a white hakama on with a pink gi and nearly purple socks. It was the twentieth century, so Kenshin looked JUST a little weird. . .
[IT'S MAGENTA!!!!!!!!!!]
(HA!)
"Hello there Aoshi," Kaoru said. "Ehhh. . . This is Kenshin Himura, he's staying with us temporarily."
Kenshin put out his hand, trying to act like the gentleman Kaoru expected him to be. (Ha ha. . . This'll get her attention to me. . .) Battousai laughed, evilly.
Rurouni rolled his eyes. [Sessha still doesn't think we deserve Kaoru- dono. . .]
(Who asked YOU???)
[ORO!]
Aoshi took Kenshin outstretched hand and shook it firmly. "Pleasure to meet you, Himura-san."
Kenshin nodded, "And a pleasure to meet you, Shinomori-san."
Kaoru smiled brightly. 'Hey. . . Maybe I DID program him right!!! He acts gentlemanly when he's respected well. . .Hmmm. . .' she thought.
They all walked to the market where they bought some tofu and other foods. Kenshin looked at the ribbons, thinking just how pretty Kaoru would look in that pink one.
(Ohohohoho!!! Kaoru would look GREAT in this!!) Battousai cried.
Rurouni just frowned.
Kenshin looked at the price of the ribbon and gaped. 'Aww man!!! It's way too much, I can't afford that!!!'
Aoshi saw Kenshin's disappointed face and walked over to him. He handed him a handful of yen, which was enough to pay for the ribbon, and extremely out of character, Aoshi winked, then walked away.
Kenshin nodded a thank you, and bought the ribbon. The old man behind the counter smiled, "For your wife?" he asked.
Kenshin shook his head, ". . .No. . ."
"Ahhh. . . Your girlfriend perhaps?"
Kenshin shook his head once more.
"Oh I see, for the young lady you're courting!"
Kenshin thought of that for a moment, and just smiled, ". . .Something like that."
The old man smiled back, brightly. "Here you are. Good luck be with you, young man, and be careful what you say, for women get offended quite easily. . ." he chuckled loudly and his large belly went up and down.
Kenshin chuckled too. "Thank you!"
[He was sure nice. . .] Rurouni said.
(Yah well at least we got the ribbon!!!)
[You are so weird. . .]
(Thank you, thank you, thank you very much. . .)
[. . .Oro. . .]
Kenshin walked over to Kaoru, who was looking at kimono's. She had just bought a really pretty purple one with pink flowers all over it. Kenshin couldn't help but think how the ribbon he had just bought would match with it perfectly.
"Oh Kenshin!!! I don't have enough money to buy the ribbon!!!" Kaoru whinned. She sighed, then she let it go. "Oh well. . ."
Kenshin didn't say anything.
Aoshi and Misao left Kenshin and Kaoru, because they were going out on a date. Kenshin and Kaoru bid them goodnight and walked home. Kenshin cooked dinner that night.
Kaoru tasted the yummy food. "Wow Kenshin!!! I'm really glad I gave you good cooking talents. . ."
Kenshin smiled. (Watch the pro!!!) Battousai snickered. Kenshin walked over to the stereo and turned on a Spanish sounding song. He looked over at Kaoru. "May I have this dance?" he asked.
Kaoru smiled, stood up and walked over to him. "I'd love to."
To Be Continued. . .
Author's Notes: OKAY!!!!! I had fun writing the Battousai/Rurouni conversations, so I hope you have fun reading them. REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!!! Thank you minna-sama!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own my muses, I just play with them.
On with the story!!!
Chapter Three
Kenshin sighed as he stared at the ceiling of his new room. It was a comfy little room, filled with a futon, a shelf of old Japanese books, a desk with a lamp, a note-book and a pencil.
Kenshin wondered, 'Just what is my purpose on this world???' the thought rang through his head dozens and dozens of times. It was morning already, and the girls had already gone to sleep.
Since Kenshin couldn't come up with the answer to his last question, he decided to think up a new question. 'What was up with that Enishi guy? He gave me the creeps. . .'
[Hai, that he did!!!] Rurouni cried. He protected his head in fright as if there were monsters out to get him.
(HA!!! You are SUCH a baby. There's nothing to be afraid of!!! He's just a little suspicious. . .) Battousai said, still not knowing the meaning of the word 'Battousai'.
[Sessha is NOT a baby, de gozaru yo!] Rurouni protected himself.
(Uh huh. . . Sure. . .)
That's when there was a knock at the door. Kenshin turned to see Kaoru poking her head in. "Come in."
Kaoru slowly walked in. 'Geesh. . . This is SO weird!!! I make a robot, and suddenly he's acting like a real person; when he's NOT. . .' Kaoru's train of thoughts pretty much directed in that area.
"Yes? What is it??? It must be three in the morning. . ." Kenshin said, very roughly.
Kaoru frowned. "I wanted to tell you something Kenshin!!! Even though you ARE a robot with a BAD attitude and you refuse to be my servant, that doesn't mean you have to act like I'm some kind of criminal!!!"
Kenshin raised an eyebrow at her bossiness. 'Oh well that must be Kaoru. . .'
(Now just to get inside of that thick-headed-bad-attitude of her's and get to the real Kaoru. . . But for right now the outside looks pretty fine. . .)
[You shouldn't speak of Kaoru-dono like that!!!] Rurouni scolded. [You are a robot, she is a human!!! You don't deserve her!!!]
Battousai snorted. (Fine. BE that way. . .)
Kenshin turned back to look at the ceiling. "Okay, so maybe I was acting a little snobby. . ."
"A little snobby?!?!?!?!? KENSHIN!!!! You are SUCH a spoiled brat!!! You think the world just isn't good enough for you, don't you???" Kaoru yelled. She put a hand over her mouth, realizing what she had just said.
Kenshin sat up from the futon, eyes amber. "Listen to ME, woman!!! Disrespect me, and I'll disrespect you!!! I'll behave well if you behave well, ect ect."
Kaoru frowned, thought about it, then smiled, "Alright. Let's call a truce, shall we?"
Kenshin didn't respond.
"Hello??? Earth to Kenshin!!!"
"Now I didn't say 'call a truce'. I said respect." Kenshin said, eyes closed and head down.
Kaoru growled in irritation. "This is NOT good!!! I wanted the perfect man for me, but all I got. . ."
"Was this stupid t-shirt???" Kenshin asked very suddenly and out of no-where.
Kaoru growled once more, "NO!!! But all I got was an idiot who is almost exactly like my ex-boyfriend!!!"
"How's that?"
"You're an idiot!!!" Kaoru stormed out of the room, went to her own, sat down on the futon and started to sob very loudly.
Kenshin just watched her go. Part of him was highly amused that she would even care, and another part of him was sad that she had called him an idiot. Not that he was offended, he just. . . wished she thought more highly of him.
[I'm sure you do, de gozaru yo. . .] Rurouni snorted.
Meanwhile, Battousai was just grinning off into the distants.
[I'm not going to ask.]
(You know. . . I really like Kaoru. She's strong. . . brave. . . to confront me like that. . .Heheh. . .She's beautiful, talented at dancing it sure sounds like. . . Geesh!!! She's the woman of my dreams!!!)
Rurouni thought on this. [Well. . . Sessha HAS been very rude to Kaoru-dono. . .]
Battousai grinned. (So do ya like her???)
Rurouni frowned, then smiled. [Hai, I think that I do. . .]
Battousai grinned from ear to ear. (I think we should spice up this story a bit, don't you think?)
[But it's only JUST begun!!!]
(Well it's gonna be long so let's not waste anytime!!!)
[. . . That doesn't make any sense. . .]
(Oh shut up!!! Do you want to spice it up or not???)
[ORO!]
~*~
It was the next day when Kaoru brought Kenshin out into the open world. Kaoru sighed as she walked beside Kenshin, walking down the streets of down-town Tokyo. "You see Kenshin? Isn't it great out in the open air?" she asked, trying her best to forget last night.
Kenshin nodded, though he couldn't really feel any of it. The wind felt good in his hair, and on his skin, but his skin wasn't real. Deep down inside, Kenshin felt very sad because of it.
Misao walked on the other side of Kenshin, and she still had NO idea Kenshin was a robot. "So Kenshin. . . Where are you from?" she asked.
Kenshin looked at her, "Tokyo."
Misao smiled, "Where in Tokyo?"
"Down-town."
Misao raised an eyebrow. "Very blunt aren't we?"
"I suppose. . ."
Kaoru giggled.
Misao frowned, "HEY!!! Are you Kaoru's boyfriend?"
Kenshin turned to her, "If I was, would you be jealous?"
Kaoru frowned also, "Misao you have a boyfriend already, so what ARE you talking about?"
Misao sighed, then perked up once more. "And speaking of the man himself. . . Here he is!" she ran over to Aoshi, who was walking towards them. "Hey there Aoshi-sama, how are you today?"
"Very fine, thank you Misao." Aoshi said, stiffly, but not as stiff as he usually was. C'mon, he's talking to his girlfriend here.
Aoshi looked over Kenshin. Kenshin was very short, only a few inches taller then Kaoru, with bright red hair, violet eyes, a white hakama on with a pink gi and nearly purple socks. It was the twentieth century, so Kenshin looked JUST a little weird. . .
[IT'S MAGENTA!!!!!!!!!!]
(HA!)
"Hello there Aoshi," Kaoru said. "Ehhh. . . This is Kenshin Himura, he's staying with us temporarily."
Kenshin put out his hand, trying to act like the gentleman Kaoru expected him to be. (Ha ha. . . This'll get her attention to me. . .) Battousai laughed, evilly.
Rurouni rolled his eyes. [Sessha still doesn't think we deserve Kaoru- dono. . .]
(Who asked YOU???)
[ORO!]
Aoshi took Kenshin outstretched hand and shook it firmly. "Pleasure to meet you, Himura-san."
Kenshin nodded, "And a pleasure to meet you, Shinomori-san."
Kaoru smiled brightly. 'Hey. . . Maybe I DID program him right!!! He acts gentlemanly when he's respected well. . .Hmmm. . .' she thought.
They all walked to the market where they bought some tofu and other foods. Kenshin looked at the ribbons, thinking just how pretty Kaoru would look in that pink one.
(Ohohohoho!!! Kaoru would look GREAT in this!!) Battousai cried.
Rurouni just frowned.
Kenshin looked at the price of the ribbon and gaped. 'Aww man!!! It's way too much, I can't afford that!!!'
Aoshi saw Kenshin's disappointed face and walked over to him. He handed him a handful of yen, which was enough to pay for the ribbon, and extremely out of character, Aoshi winked, then walked away.
Kenshin nodded a thank you, and bought the ribbon. The old man behind the counter smiled, "For your wife?" he asked.
Kenshin shook his head, ". . .No. . ."
"Ahhh. . . Your girlfriend perhaps?"
Kenshin shook his head once more.
"Oh I see, for the young lady you're courting!"
Kenshin thought of that for a moment, and just smiled, ". . .Something like that."
The old man smiled back, brightly. "Here you are. Good luck be with you, young man, and be careful what you say, for women get offended quite easily. . ." he chuckled loudly and his large belly went up and down.
Kenshin chuckled too. "Thank you!"
[He was sure nice. . .] Rurouni said.
(Yah well at least we got the ribbon!!!)
[You are so weird. . .]
(Thank you, thank you, thank you very much. . .)
[. . .Oro. . .]
Kenshin walked over to Kaoru, who was looking at kimono's. She had just bought a really pretty purple one with pink flowers all over it. Kenshin couldn't help but think how the ribbon he had just bought would match with it perfectly.
"Oh Kenshin!!! I don't have enough money to buy the ribbon!!!" Kaoru whinned. She sighed, then she let it go. "Oh well. . ."
Kenshin didn't say anything.
Aoshi and Misao left Kenshin and Kaoru, because they were going out on a date. Kenshin and Kaoru bid them goodnight and walked home. Kenshin cooked dinner that night.
Kaoru tasted the yummy food. "Wow Kenshin!!! I'm really glad I gave you good cooking talents. . ."
Kenshin smiled. (Watch the pro!!!) Battousai snickered. Kenshin walked over to the stereo and turned on a Spanish sounding song. He looked over at Kaoru. "May I have this dance?" he asked.
Kaoru smiled, stood up and walked over to him. "I'd love to."
To Be Continued. . .
Author's Notes: OKAY!!!!! I had fun writing the Battousai/Rurouni conversations, so I hope you have fun reading them. REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!!! Thank you minna-sama!!!