a/n: Notice capital letters, lol. Thanks a lot 5 ppl who reviewed my OTHER fics (PLEASE REVIEW THEM) and Ginger Charpentier for reading the second chapter. I put a short section of 'Juan' in here for you. And Crazyfairy, cuz I know u LOVE Juan.
So, where we left off, Cosmo and Wanda were running from the Fairy Snatcher, and Timmy was left alone for 4 days.
Somewhere in Fairy World...we can't tell where, or the Fairy Snatcher will log on to , read this fic, then find Cosmo and Wanda.
"I can't stop thinking about Timmy." said Wanda, worrying obsessively over Timmy.
"Maybe if we...granted his wish he would be happy."
"Hey, that's a great idea!" said Wanda, looking over her shoulder to see a male fairy dressed in red.
"Hey, you're not Cosmo!"
"Well, I overheard you and..."
"Go away!"
Cosmo was over at another table, playing cards.
"Got any threes?"
"What's a three?"
Wanda looked at the TV monitor above the  Not a swear word, just censored so the fairy snatcher doesn't find Wanda.
"And here is...The Game of Love with your host...Juandissimo!" said an announcer, blaring over the sounds of voices.
Wanda gasped as she looked up. It was Juan, who she had seen at the Fairy World Spa, and in "Fairy Fairy, Quite Contrary." She remembered him from high school years, when he had-
Forget him. thought Wanda. You're with Cosmo now. How dare you even think at him at a time like this. Let's just watch this stupid reality show and forget it's Juan.
"And Juan is going for the kiss...yes! He has kissed the honourable Crazyfairy! It is true then, that true love can be found in your TV set."
"Lovar, it's not you, it's...wait, no, it's you. I cannot go on like this. It's not working out for us. Por favor, salir de lmon casa. Adios, mon amor."
Crazyfairy screamed and wailed as she got dragged away by security guards.
"Juan! I will be faithful! Give me another chance...."
The announcer came on again. "Will Juan ever find love with his sexy muscles? Will he ever find...the one? Find out next time on, 'Dude, wheres my lady?'"
The television program switched off. It didn't really matter, as Wanda wasn't really paying any attention whatsoever to the TV screen. She was thinking more about what that red fairy had said about granting Timmy's wish.
The next thing you know, Wanda and Cosmo were at the front door of Cupid's mansion, knocking on the door.
Cupid answered the door.
"Hey, you two look very familiar..."
"Yeah, yeah, we were on your game show once. Could you do us a favour and make someone hate each other? Please? It's for our godchild and-"
"Look sugar, all I'm interested in is the dough. How much will you be paying me?"
"Um... a ticket to the Fairy World Spa?"
"Deal!" said Cupid, giving Wanda a black arrow, and a red one.
"I only need one though."
"But, it's worth two. Keep the other one...just in case."
Cupid shut the gold door of his mansion and sighed. Now finally he could buy an extra ticket and go with his boy 'roommate.'
a/n I'm not saying anymore, this is a G fic.
Wanda hovered over the Dimmsdale Elementary cafeteria and shot an arrow at Tad, and instantaneously, a small black arrow shot out of the back to Wanda. Wanda caught it and threw it at Vicki. The effect was very abrupt. Immediately, you could tell something was wrong.
Tad signalled to Chad to come sit with him, at the popular kids table. When Vicki sat down, Tad immediately went to go sit outside, where the skaters were. They 'ruffed him up' for saying he was a girly girl and a prissy boy.
(maybe I should make this fic PG)
Timmy was trying to make friends with Mike, but he just didn't want to be Timmys friend. Every time Timmy tried to sit next to him, he'd transfer to another table. Chester and AJ did not follow, so eventually Mike moved back.
"So, I hope you do well on the Science fair. Want me to be your buzzer?"
"Nope. I hired Mike to do that AND answer the questions."
Timmy couldn't take it any more. "That's it! Why do you guys care more about Mike then me? I've been your friend since...forever! And Mike just moved here! So far all it's been is Mike this, Mike that. Don't you guys care about ME anymore?"
"Calm down Timmy. Of course we can still be your friends. It's just that Mike's, well....new. And we want to hang out with him too." said Chester. "Right A.J.?"
"Right."
Meanwhile...
The Fairy Snatcher was working in his secret, underground lab. There were mechanical devices and spinning objects and lots of that computer mechanism stuff. But, the Fairy Snatcher didn't have a lot of magic, so they were all run on...electricity! gasp
He logged on to , and accessed Jibbi's homepage.
Dexters Lab, Memoirs of Harvey and Sabrina, Monsters Inc., oh, here it is! The Fairy Snatcher! And chapter 3 is up!
By using his technology, the Fairy Snatcher pinpointed the location of Cosmo and Wanda. In a bar, near The Fairy Inn. Excellent.
One step closer to catching Cosmo.
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