Tank Police Division 195

Omake Chapter: Multi

When we last left the omake section, the cast and authoress were drunk and getting ready to play Multi. Apparently, between that omake and the last three chapters of the story, they've managed to become somewhat sober again. They are sitting in a circle.

Catherine: I was the last one to drink so I get to go first. [she walks over to the pile of cards and picks one up] Five of spades.

Wufei: Name game. [passes around the glasses] Remember we play only one round. If you finish your drink before you can think of a name the game is over and we go on to the next one.

Catherine: Fine. Okay…umm…Brad Pitt.

Quatre: Patrick Stewart.

Relena: Umm… [drinking while trying to come up with a name] Sandra Bullock.

Dorothy: Ben Aflleck.

Noin: Adam Sandler.

Milliardo: [forced to drink while trying to think of an actor whose first name starts with an s. Failing that he drains the glass]

Kaori: Guess that means you have to pick the next one, Milli.

Milliardo: Don't call me that. [takes a card from the pile] Eight of hearts.

Dorothy: Sentence game. Excellent, I'm good at this one. Start Mr. Milliardo.

Milliardo: It

Sally: was

Wufei: a

Trowa: dark

Kaori: and

Duo: stormy

Heero: afternoon.

Andy: You mean night, don't you?

Heero: No, and you said more than one word.

Andy: Aw crap… [drinks and goes to pick up a card] Four of diamonds. Oh great… [Kaori pours him four drinks, which he chugs. Andy then picks up another card] Ace of hearts.

Duo: Buzz! Woo hoo!

Andy: Ready? [everyone nods] One

Catherine: Two

Quatre: Three

Relena: Four

Dorothy: Five

Noin: Six

Milliardo: Buzz

Noin: Eight

Dorothy: Nine

Relena: Ten

Quatre: Buzz

Catherine: Thirteen

Andy: Buzz.

Catherine: Fifteen.

Quatre: Sixteen.

Relena: Seventeen

Dorothy: Eighteen

Noin: Nineteen

Milliardo: Twenty.

Sally: Buzz.

Milliardo: Buzz.

Sally: Twenty-three

Wufei: Twenty-four

Trowa: Twenty-five

Kaori: Twenty-six

Duo: Twenty-seven.

Heero: Buzz.

Duo: Twenty-nine.

Kaori: Thirty

Trowa: Thirty-one

Wufei: Thirty-two

Sally: Thirty-three…oh crap… [drinks] Guess it's my turn to pick…[takes a card from the pile] Two of spades. [takes two drinks and picks up another card]. Eight of diamonds, looks like we're playing the sentence game again…

How long will it take for them to get through the entire deck? Stay tuned to find out!