Tank Police Division 195

Omake Chapter: The Drunken Idiocy Continues…

When we last left our slightly inebriated friends, they were about to start another round of the sentence game. Much has gone on since then. Trowa lost the sentence game and ended up having to drink. Unfortunately, he drew the four of clubs and had to take four more drinks. After drawing another card, they played the letters game followed by two more rounds of buzz, one round of categories, two rounds of questions, one round of rhyme, one round of BIG DRINK, another round of letters, and another round of the name game (not in that order). Relena, who just lost the questions game, finished her drink and teetered over to the card pile. They've only played a couple of games (most of them haven't lost one yet) and everybody's already horribly drunk which means that they've all been sneaking drinks.

Relena: Nine of *squints* shpades…Everybody take a drink. [everyone happily does]

Dorothy: Draw another card mish Re *hic* lena.

Relena: Sixsh of shpades. I get to make a rule! From now on, every time you take a drink… you hafta kish the first person of the opposite shex on your left.

Noin: [who is sitting next to Milliardo] Sounds good to me. [leers lopsidedly]

Relena picks up another card revealing the Queen of Spaces. Another round of questions begins.

Relena: [to Wufei] Are you wearing underwear?

Wufei: [to Relena] Why do yoooou want to know onna?

Relena: [to Dorothy] Ish it jusht me, or ish he overly defenssssive?

Dorothy: [to Sally] Sally, is your partner's ponytail too tight?

Sally: [to Milliardo] Is she talking to me?

Milliardo: Are you talking to me? [stands up and makes like Robert Deniro] Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me?!

Everybody suddenly forgets what they're supposed to be doing.

Duo: [points at Heero] You dirty brother, you killed my rat seee... and now you gonna pay see… mnyah see mnyah!

Heero: Go ahead punk… make my day.

Heero and Duo start fighting in the middle of the room eventually dragging Catherine, Milliardo, Sally, and Noin in with them.

Catherine: As god is my witness… they're not gonna lick me!

Trowa: They'd better not!! If anyone touches my sister they're gonna have to deal with me!!

Relena: Ecchi!!! That's not what she meant!

Trowa: [ignores her and starts ranting about protecting the virtue of his sister]

Wufei: Injustice! Only I am allowed to rant!

Kaori: Who died and made you emperor?

Wufei: Nataku!

Kaori: Not good enough. Objection overruled, Trowa can rant all he wants!

Wufei: I demand an appeal!

Kaori: [sticks out her tongue at him]

There's a huge dog pile in the center of the room now. Milliardo is on the bottom with Heero, Catherine, Noin, Sally, and Duo on top of him.

Duo: [at the very top of the pile] BWUAHAHAHA!! Who's the man? Shinigami is the man!!!

Dorothy: [dreamily staring into a wine glass] All men are mortal…. Socrates was mortal…. Therefore all men are Socrates. [frowns] Which means that all men are homosexuals…

All the guys: OI!!

Kaori: Let's not get into that sort of discussion… we're drunk and who knows who we'll offend.

Andy: Being drunk is an offensive state in itself.

Kaori: Very true… More sake?

Andy: [shrugs] Eh… why not…[holds out his glass]