Like, Mary-Sue 2.0
So, like, I still, like, don't own, like, LotR.
A/N: Remember, this is like, Asylwen's PoV.
So, like, I was like walking thru the woods one day. There was this, like hot elf dude. He was, like, from Lothlorien. His name wuz Haldir. He had hair, like, as yellow as the sun, and, like, eyes as, like, deep as the ocean.
So I went up to him and was all, "Hi! I am an elf damsel in, like, distress. Will you, like, help me?" And he was all, "Yah."
And then he went and like helped me with slaying a dragon and rescuing a cat and doing heroic-type things. And, like, we fell in luv. We kissed a lot.
One day, we, like, got married. Then we had a baby. Her name is Bobwen. It's, like, a law that we have to add a –wen to the end of all girl names in fan fiction Middle-Earth. We, like, don't know why.
Then, like, Haldir left me. I don't know why. Bobwen says he doesn't remember me, or like, anyone else anymore. I wonder why?
A/N: Whoever can guess the plot secret gets a piece of chocolate! Also, I would like to thank all the reviewers!