Disclaimer: The Harry in this story is completely different. I'd think that since he never went to the Dursleys and spent half his life with Sirius he would be a little more like the Marauders. My Harry likes to play pranks and is slightly ruder.

This story is supposed to be kind of funny starting at this chapter.

'What's The New Mary-Jane' belongs to John Lennon. It's a really crappy song that was taken of the White Album, but the lyrics are funny, (cough) LSD (cough), and so is this chapter. I don't find the song so bad though.

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Gains and Losses

Chapter 16

What A Shame

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She looks as an African queen,
she eating twelve chapattis and cream,
she tastes as Mongolian lamb,
she coming from out of Bahran.
What a shame Mary Jane
had a pain at the party.
What a shame Mary Jane.
What a shame Mary Jane
had a pain at the party.
She like to be married with Yeti,
he grooving such cooky spaghetti,
she jumping as Mexican bean
to make that her body more thin.

After the sorting all the student went to their dorms where their stuff was already out away. Harry, Romulus and Morticia had spent the rest of the day trying to become friends with the other Gryffindor first years.

That night they waited until everyone was asleep. Once they were sure that nobody was awake they got ready to play their prank.

"Okay, we break into the Slytherin common room grab Snape and Malfoy's trunks and run" said Romulus

"Then we run outside and throw their stuff in the lake. And then we silently get back to the dormitory" added Harry

"They won't know what hot them. I can't wait to see the looks on their faces when they notice their stuff in gone!" said Morticia

They grabbed the paper that Remus had given them which contained the Slytherins' password and left the common room. They quietly went down the hallway and up to the entrance of the Slytherin common room.

""Pure blood" said Romulus

The statue of a large serpent that was guarding the entrance slowly moved to the side with a low scraping sound they silently walked into the common room. It was nothing like the Gryffindor common room. The common room wasn't warm and friendly feeling. It was cold and scary. Harry shivered. He didn't really like it in there.

Morticia guarded the entrance and Harry and Romulus went grab the trunks. Harry pulled aside the hangings to Serpientus' four poster. To his amusement Serpientus slept in a pair of pink boxers.

"This is gonna be so hilarious!"

"Come on Harry!" whispered Romulus

They grabbed the trunks and dashed back to where Morticia was standing. They ran out of the common room and down the stairs. Morticia opened the door and the boys ran outside to the lake. Morticia followed.

"I wonder if we'll get caught" said Romulus

"Even if we do get caught I'm sure Dumbledore won't get mad at us" said Harry

"Yeah, he owes you a lot"

"Would you stop talking and continue what you were doing?" snapped Morticia "It's freezing cold out here!"

They opened the trunks and began to throw the contents into the lake. Once the trunks were empty they threw those in too. They three friends smiled as they watched everything sink to the bottom.

"Come on lets go back to the dormitory" said Harry

They quietly snuck back to their dormitories. Morticia went into hers and Harry and Romulus went into theirs. Harry and Romulus jumped into their beds.

"Harry, I'm glad that you're back said Romulus

Harry smiled and closed the hangings around his bed. He couldn't wait until tomorrow.

The next day Harry, Romulus and Morticia went back to the Slytherin common room to see what happened. The entrance was wide open. Dumbledore, Snape and McGonagall were looking around. Serpientus and Malfoy were standing inside. Serpientus was wearing a robe and Malfoy was wearing a pair of Quidditch pyjamas. The trio laughed.

Serpientus walked up to them with an extremely dirty look on his face. He faced Morticia.

"Morticia, Father isn't happy with you"

He turned to Harry and Romulus.

"Potter, Lupin, you're both gonna pay for this!"

Harry and Romulus snickered and exchanged looks.

"What are you gonna do, wipe your nose on us?" said Harry (I got this from the book)

Serpientus jumped at Harry. Harry grabbed his hair and threw him to the ground.

"Ew! Snape, wash your hair, it's all greasy!"

Everyone who was watching pointed and laughed. Serpientus shot Harry a dirty look and stormed back into the common room.

Dumbledore came up to the trio, a twinkle in his eyes.

"What happened Professor?" asked Romulus

"Somebody broke into the Slytherin common room and stole Mr. Malfoy and Mr. Snape's trunks"

"Well if we find out who it is we'll tell you" added Harry

"Thank you"

Dumbledore winked at them and flashed them a smile as he started walking towards the staircase.

"He knows it was us!" said Morticia

"Don't worry, we won't get into nay trouble" assured Harry

The trio walked back to the Gryffindor common room to get ready for their first class. Harry was just fixing his tie when Romulus interrupted.

"Harry look!" Romulus gasped

Harry looked out the window. Severus Snape was swimming in the lake trying to retrieve the soaking articles. Harry and Romulus burst out laughing.

"What class do we have first?"

"Potions"

"I wonder if Snape will show up with wet clothes"

"At least his hair will be cleaner"

"The two boys laughed as they went to their first class at Hogwarts.

What a shame Mary Jane
had a pain at the party.
What a shame Mary Jane.
What a shame Mary Jane
had a pain at the party.
She catch Patagonian pancake
with that one a gin party makes.
She having all the ways good contacts,
she making with Apple an contract.
What a shame Mary Jane
had a pain at the party.
What a shame Mary Jane.
What a shame Mary Jane
had a pain at the party

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Disclaimer: I just finished writing chapter 28. It's 12 pages and a quarter long! I'm trying to write as much as possible so that I can put them up and get to the sequel and the sequel after that. It's all planned.

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