Got hit by a wave of nostalgia while listening to one of my Tom Lehrer CDs.
Tank Police Division 195
Omake Chapter: Musical Interlude
The cast and crew of TPD195 is dressed up in academic robes. Ayamachi plays an intro on the piano.
Quatre: Bright college days, oh carefree days that fly
Trowa: To thee we sing with our glasses raised on high.
Kaori & Une: [raise their reading glasses in the air]
Everyone else: [whap their foreheads]
Noin: Let's drink a toast as each of us recalls
All: Ivy-covered professors in ivy-covered halls.
Duo: Turn on the spigot
Faline: Pour the beer and swig it.
Both: And gaudeamus igit-ur
Captain Scot: Here's to the parties we tossed
Milliardo: To the games that we lost
All: We shall claim that we won them someday.
Andy: To the girls young and sweet
Treize: To the spacious back seat
Peter: Of our roommate's beat-up Chevrolet
Sally: To the beer and Benzedrine
Wufei: To the way that the dean
Relena: Tried so hard to be 'pals' with us all.
Hilde: To the excuses we fibbed
Dorothy: To the papers we cribbed
Duo: From the genius who lived down the hall.
Kaori: To the tables down at Mory's
Heero: …wherever that may be.
Catherine: Let us drink a toast to all we love the best.
All: We shall sleep through all the lectures
And cheat on the exams
Wufei: And we'll pass.
All: And be forgotten with the rest.
Faline: Soon we'll be out amid the cold world's strife.
Heero: Soon we'll be sliding down the razor blade of life.
All: [wince]
Milliardo: But as we go our sordid separate ways
Quatre: We shall ne'er forget thee
All: Thou golden college days.
Heero, Faline, Catherine, Kaori, Hilde, Dorothy: Hearts full of youth!
Andy, Trowa, Relena, Quatre, Wufei, Duo: Hearts full of truth!
Milliardo, Une, Captain Scot, Peter, Sally Noin: Six parts gin to one part vermouth!