Tank Police Division 195
Omake Chapter: And the Fic Runs On
Relena: Kaori, this is the longest fanfiction you've ever written.
Kaori: Not true. The Quinze Film Festival and the MSTed joke series are way longer than this.
Relena: Okay, it's the longest fanfic you've ever written that actually had a plot, flimsy though it may be.
Wufei: Seriously. The only thing holding the plot together is a shoelace and Yuy's spandex shorts.
Heero: KAORI!!! STAY OUT OF MY LAUNDRY!!
Kaori: What are you so mad about? It's not like you wear those anymore.
Heero: They have…sentimental value.
Everyone else: oO
Heero: death glare
Everyone else: …meep.
Heero: Hn.
Trowa: Uh… anyway. Is this fic going to be over soon?
Kaori: I think so. It looks like it only has…maybe…nine more chapters in it, three at the very least. I have to admit, even I'm getting tired of it, and I really want to start writing that heroic fantasy I've been thinking about.
Duo: Heroic fantasy?
Kaori: Yeah, you know. A kingdom in peril, sorcerers, dragons, damsels in distress… all that good stuff.
Quatre: So why not get started on it?
Kaori: I haven't finished this one yet! I'm not ready to start writing another epic! The only thing I've done with it is a few character outlines and a rudimentary map of the world the fic takes place in.
Wufei: That's a lot more preparation than you did for this one. All you did for this fanfic was watch your Tank Police DVDs and a couple of action movies, and make a few notes.
Kaori: And I still have those notes. We've deviated so far from the original plotline it's scary.
Dorothy: Deviations? Like what?
Kaori: Well… Captain Scot was supposed to die around chapter fifteen…
Captain Scot: WHAT???
Kaori: …which would have resulted in Milliardo getting promoted to captain.
Milliardo: Hmm…
Kaori: And this whole debacle with the bomb was supposed to be a mad android's plot to rid the world of humans but then I couldn't think of a good villain's exposition for it.
Duo: Weird.
Kaori: Yeah, tell me about it.