The dorm room bet

Written by: tainted-miko & Hanyoualanna

Disclaimer: we do own them! Hahahahahaha!

Inuyasha settled down into the desk of his first class of the day. Unfortunately he wasn't a morning person and guess what? He just had to be stuck in a class full of morning people. Somewhere off in a corner a girl was singing off-key, people around him were chatting about mindless, petty things, and some idiot thought it was a good idea to click his pen over and over until InuYasha thought he was going to fly into a rage. He clamped his hands over his ears in hopes of drowning the noise out. He'd just thought that the day couldn't get any worse when a certain someone sat in front of him.

"Oh great. You. Now my morning is complete." InuYasha grumbled.

"Oh shut up." Kagome muttered in reply. The teacher walked into he room and began to write on the board.

"Yes! Math! My favorite!" InuYasha perked up a bit.

"You didn't even know what class this is?" Kagome asked in disbelief.

"Uh, no. I don't look at my schedule, I just follow the sheep." InuYasha shrugged and pulled out a notebook. "I like math."

"Why? Math sucks." Kagome pulled out her notebook.

"Because math is the one thing you can't change. It has set in stone rules, unlike history or all that other shit. That's all hazy and can be switched. Math has been the same since algebra was thought up."

"Huh, you actually do pay attention in class."

"Only math. The rest is good for sleep and sleep only." InuYasha peered over her shoulder. "You're doing it all wrong. The sin of the equation should be here, not here. And seventy-two divided by nine is not six." He stated smugly.

"Shut up. I'm not good at math in the morning."

"You're not good at math ever."

"Well, smarty pants, how 'bout you tell me the correct answer?"

"Eighty-six." InuYasha and the teacher said at the same time.

"Got anything else to say, Kagome?" InuYasha gave her a smirk.

"Yeah. Go jack off."

"Oooh, bitchy in the morning."

"Only when I'm around you."

"Ah, you two in the back." The professor called out. "I don't appreciate people talking over me, so if you could turn your attention to my class and not your personal lives, it would be helpful. If you wish to pass that is."

"Great. Now you got me in trouble."

"Hey, you're the one who told me to go play with myself."

Kagome merely glared at him and turned around.
Finally lunch rolled around and the group met up in the cafeteria. They were eating quietly until InuYasha got up to get some ketchup for his fries. His underwear were hanging out of the top of his pants, something Kagome noticed right away.

"Checkin' me out, Kagome?" InuYasha asked.

"No, just wondering why in god's name you'd wear doggy paw underwear." Kagome replied smartly.

"So you were lookin' at me. My butt to be specific. Like what you see?"

"InuYasha, do these stupid comments just fall out of your mouth or do you sit around and think them up?"

"They just seem to cross my mind."

"Ah, short trip."

"...." InuYasha said nothing for a time. "Longer than yours."

"Make that short trip with a low speed limit." Kagome corrected.

"At least-"

"Arch!" Sango interjected. "Can't you two be civil for five minutes or are you petulant children all the time? I bet you two couldn't stay in the same room together for five seconds without fighting!"

Suddenly Miroku had an idea. Kagome and InuYasha had once been great friends and would make a greater couple. This was his opportunity to make everyone win! Maybe they'd like to make that bet...

"How about we put money on that?" Miroku suggested. The other three gave him blank stares. "If InuYasha and Kagome can live together for one semester, then I'll give you $500 to split. If not, I get $250 from each of you. Sound fair?"

InuYasha and Kagome looked at each other. They wouldn't have to love each other, just share room. It couldn't be that hard, could it?

"Deal." They said together.

"Perfect! Now Sango and Kagome will switch rooms once the day is finished!" Miroku clapped his hands together and gave Sango a lecherous grin. She was a babe all right, and now she was his babe of a roomie!
"Damn it." Kagome muttered as she set the box she'd been holding down onto the floor. She'd spilled perfume all down the front of her shirt and now reeked like a whore. She still hadn't brought her clothes over yet either. "Can I borrow a shirt?" She asked.

InuYasha was laying in bed, shirtless, after declaring he needed a nap. "Take the one off the floor and throw away the one you have on. You smell like a two-bit slut."

"Thanks." Kagome said sarcastically.

"Don' mention it." He rolled over and buried his face in the pillow while Kagome changed. She was in the middle of putting a box away when a knock sounded on the door. "You'll get it." InuYasha muttered. Kagome rolled her eyes and answered the door.

"Hi! I'm Rin, a girl scout! Wanna buy some cookies?" A sweet little girl asked.

"Aww, you're so cute!" Kagome said and squatted down to look Rin in the eye. A White haired man standing behind her got a better look into the room. He suddenly reached down, covered Rin's eyes, and threw some cookies into the room with a scream of "Pay for them later, InuYasha! Come Rin!"

"Who was that?" Kagome asked as she picked up the cookies.

"My brother and his adopted daughter." InuYasha replied. "Dunno what his problem was."

Kagome shrugged and went back to Miroku's room to get the rest of her boxes. Sango had gone out to get something to drink for a while. She'd already moved into Miroku's room since she didn't have as much stuff as Kagome. Kagome groaned and picked up a box.

"Back hurt?" Miroku asked.

"Yup. These boxes are a killer." Kagome replied.

"Sit down and I'll do some shiatsu on it if you want." Miroku offered.

"Great! You're the best, Miroku." Kagome said cheerfully and sat down on the bed. Miroku crossed the room and sat behind her.

"I ordered some pizza if you want to grab a slice when it comes."

"Mmm...." Kagome merely groaned. Miroku had awesome powers of massage.

About ten minutes later a small teen by the name of Shippo stood outside the dorm. He was the pizza delivery boy and it was his first day. He hoped to make a good impression on his first delivery. He raised his hand to knock on the door and stopped when he heard...noises.

"Ohhh....."

"So Kagome, you like that?"

"Harder..."

"I dunno if I can...."

"Try!....Wait, I think the pizza is here..."

"I'm not done yet....should go get it though...."

"Get your ass back here, Miroku!"

Shocked and frightened, Shippo dropped the pizza and ran. Miroku opened the door seconds later to see the pizza there with no bill.

"Yum, free eats!" He said and carried it inside.
InuYasha rolled over in bed as his phone rang. "Five minutes...." He muttered. The phone continued ringing. "Okay, okay...." He picked up the cell. "Yeah?"

"InuYasha what were you doing with that girl?" His brother's angry voice half screamed.

"What?"

"Don't you act dumb! She moves in and you think you can sleep with her, you pervert!" Sesshomaru yelled.

"What's a pervert?" Rin had picked up the other phone in the house.

"Not now, Rin." Sesshomaru said.

"Do we have a dictionary?" Rin asked.

"In the library. Why?"

"Rin wants to look up pervert. That's how Rin learned what orgasm meant."

"Where did you hear that word?!" Sesshomaru choked.

"Uncle Inuyasha and Miroku were saying...."

"Is that what you two talk about in front of Rin? I'll have you know...." Sesshomaru screamed.

"Oh fuck off..." Inuyasha sighed and turned off the phone then rolled back over.

Authors note: please read and review! Another chapter due out tomorrow!