The Dorm Room Bet

Written by: Hanyoualanna and Tainted-miko

'Singing in the shower'

Disclaimer: we do own Inuyasha and Miroku. We share them on a weekly basis! Mwhahahaha!!!

Kagome had got a good nights sleep last night. After Miroku gave her a back rub she practically fell asleep as soon as she hit her bed. She woke early so that she could get her shower done before Inuyasha even decided to wake up. She thought that she should take a nice long shower too, just so when he took one he would run out of hot water. She grinned at the thought of Inuyasha screaming because of the cold water. She packed up her shower things and headed off. Right before she stepped in she heard the phone ring.

"Ohh let the machine get it." and with that she stepped in.

Inuyasha heard the phone ringing and smacked the speaker button.

"Who the fuck is it?" he asked pissed that it woke him up.

"Hi Inuyasha, its Rin, can u do me a favor? Sesshy burned all of our dictionaries…could u look up pervert. Please, I would really like to know." she asked as sweetly as an eight year old could. Inuyasha heard some scuffling and then the phone went dead. He figured that Seshomaru had caught her on the phone and hung up.

"Well since I'm up and I know I cant get back to sleep, I might as well take a damn shower." he scuffled across his room and into the bathroom he saw something that would be the highlight of every man's day. A naked college girl in their shower.

Kagome was singing 'Hit me baby one more time' and was dancing . She had her eyes closed and didn't notice Inuyasha standing in the doorway starring at her. She was dancing and had turned so Inuyasha had a full frontal due to the shower curtain being clear plastic. She went to grab the shampoo, but the bottle dropped and she bent down to pick it up and gave Inuyasha a great shot of her ass.

Inuyasha was of course shocked to walk in on her, but he couldn't help himself.

"Kagome, are you a stripper in your spare time?" She jumped and turned to look at him, forgetting her indecency and yelled "What are you doing in here, you pervert?"

Inu smirked and responded "No, the pervert lives next door. Don't mind me, just go on with your little dance. You were doing this little grind move that looked pretty good."

Kagome screams "GET OUT" she throws the closest thing to her. Which happened to be the open shampoo bottle. It hits him in the eye and he yells "Damnit wench you got soap in my eyes!" "FUCK! It burns damnit!" he attempts to wash it out with the shower water but on his way to the shower, he trips on the rug and falls, grabbing the closest thing to him. Kagome's chest.

"Get the fuck off!" she punches him in the same eye with the soap and he screams "FUCK WOMAN IT BURNS!" she got out of the shower and pushed Inuyasha in. she grabed a towel, covers herself, grabed her things and headed to her room to get ready.

Sango woke up early and decided to put up more things. She came across one of Miroku's boxes and in it she found a playboy. 'Figures. He's such a lech.' she thought. She happens to notice a different mag underneath it. She ends up looking threw a huge stack of chick mags. There is Cosmo, Lucky, and Seventeen. She was shocked and wondered why he keep such things. For cryin out loud he was a guy!

"Whatcha doin there Sango?" Miroku asked sleepily. Sango jumped and then relaxed when she noticed who it was.

"Why in the hell do you have all these girl magazines?" she asked in awe.

"I just wanted to see what girls like and those models in the perfume ads are hot!" he said with a smirk and went to change, leaving a stunned Sango standing in the living room.

Inuyasha got dressed and noticed that he didn't have any socks unpacked. He went threw a bunch of boxes only to find out that he had indeed forgot to pack his socks. 'what a dumbass' he thought and sat down in a chair in the kitchen waiting for Kagome to come out.

Miroku came out of his room and sat down on the couch and turned on the TV. Sango walked in and laughed. He looked at her and she said "SO Miroku, bedside astrologer say anything interesting this month? Or were you just reading the article 'What Sex feels like to Men'?" he didn't answer her and she laughed and walked out the door.

Kagome walked out of her room to find Inuyasha sittin down at the kitchen table starring at her. She stifled a laugh when she noticed that he was developing a black eye and couldn't help herself, "need a steak?" and walked out the door laughing, only to bump into Sango. They both walked to class, laughing, telling each other about what had happened that morning.

Inuyasha grumbles and walks over to Mirokus' to borrow a pair of socks. He knocks on the door only to have Miroku open it and laugh.

"What the hell you laughin about monk?" and with that he pushed himself inside.

"Hey got a pair of socks, I forgot to pack mine." Miroku still laughin pointed to a box by the bedroom door. As Inuyasha rummaged threw to find a pair Miroku asked "so who hit you?"

Inuyasha growled and said one name "Kagome."

This caused Miroku to laugh harder. "What happened?" he asked after he had calmed down enough to talk straight, he had tears streaming down his face from laughing so hard.

"well I walked in on Kagome in the shower," Miroku stared at him all dewy eyed 'lucky bastard, got to see Kagome all naked, wet and lathered up with soap in the shower'

"…then she threw the fuckin shampoo bottle and it hit me in the eye. I went to wash it out but I tripped on the rug and fell into Kagome grabbing her chest." Miroku just smiles and nods

"…then she punched me and pushed me into the shower and left." Miroku laughs but then get serious.

"How does she look naked?"

Inuyasha growled, kicked him in the shin, and walked out. Leaving a screaming monk on the floor.

Authors note: This is miko here. I wrote this chapter. You can expect all the odd numbered chapters to be written by me and all the even to be written by Alanna. I hope you all liked and didn't laugh too hard. Please read and review!