The Dorm Room Bet
Written by: Hanyoualanna & Tainted-miko
Disclaimer: As said before…WE OWN THEM!!!! Muwhahahaha!
'Miroku wants to know'
"Tell me."
"No."
"Tell me."
"No."
"Tell me! Please?"
"NO!" Inuyasha snarled at Miroku as they walked to history. He lay his head down on his desk. Time to sleep. Except something was tickling his ear....he lay the furry appendage flat on his head. Oh great. Now something was stabbing him in the back.
"InuYasha! Wake up!" Miroku jabbed his best friend with a pencil.
"What?" He hissed.
"What'd it feel like?"
"Why do you care so much?"
"Because one of my dreams is to grab something that isn't covered by material....and you got the extra perk of water!"
"Yeah, and a black eye. Please don't describe your lecherous fantasies to me either."
"Oh, but they're so interesting..." Miroku had a glazed look come over his eyes. "Tell me how it felt!" He whined.
"Will you quit annoying me?" InuYasha glared at Miroku.
"Yes!"
"Okay..." InuYasha took a deep breath and tried to figure out what to tell his hentai friend. "Damnit, I dunno! It felt like a wet lump of skin, what more do you want to know?"
Miroku sighed. "Answer me this: Is she gropable?"
InuYasha bit his lip. "Yes." He said reluctantly.
"Then you liked it!"
"I never said I did!"
"You didn't deny it." Miroku countered.
"Look, Miroku, I never said I enjoyed it. Get it through your lecherous head." InuYasha said through gritted teeth.
"Then if you had the opportunity, would you do it again?"
"No, since I'd get a black eye."
"If no black eye?"
"She's a good lookin' girl, okay? She's no ugo or anything like that. That's all I'm saying."
"He liked it." Miroku leaned back in his chair, smirking. InuYasha merely said nothing.
Authors note: sry so short but this covers what we wanted to cover…the next chapter will be put up later on tonight since this is so short.