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Down with Love

Chapter 13

Get this Party Started

----------------------------------------------------- (Molly pov)

"LGM hold please. LGM hold please. No, I am not interested in penis enlargement pills. LGM hold please." When will it ever stop? Not only is my but numb but my throat hurt. I can't remember how many times I had to yell at Melvin for calling me at work. He knows the phone line is for work only!

I looked up at the sound of the door opening. Slapping on another fake smile I prepared myself for the worst. "Welcome to LG-." Whatever I was going to say died on my lips. In walked the man of my dreams. Six feet of male perfection. "M-M-Maxwell Stanton! What can I do for you? Would you like some coffee, tea perhaps? My number?" Did I say that? Judging by his chuckle that was exactly what was uttered.

My life is trash. Unrecyclible trash.

I noticed I had been staring for quite a long time. Maybe if I play it off he'll never notice. I put on my best 'I wasn't looking don't flatter yourself face'. He raised his eyebrow in question. How I loved those eyebrows. "See anything you like?" he raised his other one. He had caught me. Damn those eyebrows to hell! I should shave 'em off.

"I don't know what you're talking about. As I asked before is there anything you need, MR. Stanton?" I sniffed indignantly to tell him just how unaffected I was.

I don't think it worked very well.

He smiled that million (or was it billion?) dollar smile. He wasn't going to get to me. I could be as stubborn as a mule. Nothing he could say will make me give in. I was strong. I was brave. I was…hell I was horny!

"You intrigue me. How about dinner? I know you want to." How dare he just assume I wanted him? That little 'do you want my number?' moment was a thing of the past! This man was infuriating. I should give him a piece of my mind. "I'm sorry Mr. Stanton but I'm afraid you don't have a snowball's chance in hell. Good day to you!" To add insult to injury I turn my chair around to face away from him. Ha! Take that you smug son of a bitch! I bet he was mad now! I couldn't resist turning around to see the rage on his face.

He was smiling.

No. He wasn't smiling. He was positively beaming! Was the man mad? A frown came over my face. "Did I break you? Five minuets with me and I break you. Mina is going to kill me." What was going to do? I'd be out of a job. No one will hire me when they found out I broke Maxwell Stanton, multi-millionaire!

He let out a deep hardy laugh. Now he was laughing. Will the madness never cease?

"No you didn't break me!" he wiped the remains of tears from his eyes. "What I heard was, 'I'm sorry Mr. Stanton but I'm afraid you don't have a snowball's chance in hell. Good day to you!' What you really mean is?

How thought I was joking? He really was full of himself. I hope he was ready. I'm about to give the final deadly blow to his ego. "What I really mean is.." I am woman hear me roar!

"What time are you going to pick me up?"

-------------------------------------------------------------- (Raye pov)

My dress! My beautiful dress! Mr. Petrovsky said there was nothing he can do. $987 wasted! Maybe it wasn't all in vain. Seeing Chad thoroughly soaked mad my day.

Now we're even. My dress is ruined and so are his chances of another date.

Problem solved.

--------------------------------------------------------- (Andrew pov)

"Ow! Dammit Liz that hurts! Are you TRYING to kill me?" Sisters are a pain in the ass. This one had to have been adopted. There is no way a loving sibling would put me through so much pain.

"Shut up ya big crybaby! I'm not trying to kill ya. It looks like Darien did a pretty good job at that!"

If I could move more I would wipe that stupid smirk right off her face. "Now even my little sister is against me? What other lovely surprises lay in store? I can't even come home without being scolded or tortured! My own family loves Darien more than me!" The most I could do was pout with the least amount of pain possible.

"Don't be silly big brother! In order to have gone against you I would have had to be on your side in the first place! I can assure you I have never been on your side." She slapped more cream on before getting up to leave.

"Shit! You little bitch! You did that on purpose. Just wait till I tell mom!" I saw her stop just before she went out the door.

"What are you gonna do? Beat me up? Ha! Just wait to I tell mom you called me a bitch. She'll have your head when she finds out you cursed under her roof!"  I could hear her laugh as she made her way back to her room! "Don't be so sure of yourself Liz! I know where you sleep!" Dammit! Can't anything ever go right anymore?

-------------------------------------------------------------- (molly pov)

 Here we are. Central Park. Melvin said it was urgent. I may not love the guy anymore but I still cared. "Melvin! What was so important that I needed to be here so fast?" When was the last time Melvin had cut his hair? It was to his shoulders now.

I waited until he would turn around and face me. When he didn't acknowledge me I tapped his shoulder. "Melvin why are yo- OH MY GOD!" THAT was not Melvin. The resemblance was eerie.  Same glasses and hair. I know Melvin well enough to know he has never had breasts before. This girl was scary.

"I'm sorry I thought you were someone else. Excuse me." I went to leave picking up whatever dignity I had left. "Molly, wait!" Now that voice I knew! I turned around to see Melvin running up to join me and the female Melvin. "Molly I would like you to meet, Melina, my girlfriend. Girlfriend? What did he think he was pulling?

"Nice to meet you! I'm sorry about the mix-up before!" We shook hands and I had to keep from shuddering at the sound of her voice. She sounded just like him. Just more feminine. Where did Melvin find this girl? The cloning labs?

I turned to Melvin ready for an explanation. When had we broken up?

He scratched his head as he thought about what he was going to say. Melina just looked out of her element. I'll just ignore her!  "Molly. I think we should see other people. It's not you it's me!" Damn right it's him! He thinks earthworms are romantic! What female in their right minds wants to see earthworms on a date?

"I understand Melvin." I put a little tear for effect. "Molly please don't cry! I didn't mean to hurt you! We just seemed to get more and more distant everyday. I was going to tell you I was seeing someone else-really I was!" he sounded so guilty. I couldn't let him feel bad. Not after excepting a date from another man.

"It's okay Melvin. I hope you and Fe-Mel- ahem I mean Melina have a good time together." Fe-Mel put her arm around Melvin and led him away. What had I ever seen in the man? Just before they were out of ear-shot I heard Fe-Mel say something.

"Hurry Melvin! We're already 10 minuets late for the earthworm exhibit! What was with that girl? She was so weird!

Well.  I know watch as my first true love and his freaky science project girlfriend walk away into the sunset to catch the rest of the earthworm exhibit.

Ain't that a bitch…

------------------------------------------------ (Chad pov)

"Yes sir I will be paying for all of the damages to your restaurant. I'm sorry it got out of hand. It won't happen again. I'm banned? Yes sir. Good bye sir." What a day.

The manager had called the very next day demanding reparations.  I had to use every last penny to pay off the debt. Raye was beyond pissed. She had gotten a ride home from an elderly couple. When I had tried to speak to her the old lady hit me with her purse and the old man jabbed me with his cane.

I didn't even get a good-night kiss.

There go my chances of ever going on a date again. Much less going on a date with Raye. I open a letter addressed from Raye herself. Maybe it says she forgives me! Oh my darling Raye! I knew you couldn't stay mad! I open it and scanned the page.

Dear Chad,

I hope you're happy! Not only was the date a complete disaster but my favorite dress is ruined. I never want to talk to you again. I know you know my number. I strongly advise you forget it. A bill is attached for the cost of my dress. I want every penny.

Your worst nightmare,

Ms. Hino

I was in deep shit.

---------------------------------------------------- (dare pov)

It was all set. As soon as I got the word from Liz, operation: 'Living Hell' would be in affect.

All I needed was a few more days to check all of my sources for the biggest revenge to ever hit New York. I was going all out on this one.

Andrew wouldn't even know what hit him.

------------------------------------------------------------- (greg pov)

"What do you mean you got me my own private lap dance! Amy is going to kill me Andrew! No big surprises! Keep this quiet!" I waited until he hung up first. What was I going to do? If Amy ever found out about all the stuff the guys were planning I would never hear the end of it!

I'll just have to make sure she doesn't for her own good! And my own hide.

--------------------------------------------------------- (amy pov)

3 weeks huh? 3 weeks from now exactly is when his bachelor party was. I almost barged in on the 'private' conversation at the mention of a lap dance.

Was Andrew trying to drive himself to an early grave? He must have had a power to easily annoy. I could tell by the look on Greg's face that this was not what he was expecting.  

I'm sure the guys were loving doing this to him They all loved the see Greg sweat. It was a favorite past-time of theirs.

Let's just hope it didn't come back to bite them in the ass.

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