The Dorm Room Bet
Written by: Miko & Alanna
Disclaimer: you've all heard it before, check the last chapters if you don't believe me!
'Who needs a job?'
Inuyasha, late as always, walked into the cafeteria a good 15 minutes late. He was about to just sit down when something caught his eye. It always sat to the side when they served it. The Ramen Cart.
"Yes! finally some decent food in this hell hole" he pulled out his wallet and low and behold a little white moth flew out.
"Damn out of money" he soon saw someone who is always giving away money.
"hey, Miroku, do you know what a great friend you are?" he took a seat beside him and put an arm around his shoulders.
"What do you want now, Inuyasha? I'm only special if you need something" he pulled the arm off, and scooted away.
"I need money for lunch" he pouted, it always worked with mom.
"And I'm supposed to just give it to you?"
"Yes, that is how it works"
"nope, you gotta do something for me" Miroku turned his attention back to his food, it cost him a whole 2 dollars and it was not about to go to waste.
"hey ladies…"
"NO!"
"Damn. okay, what do I have to do?" Inuyasha sighed, he was going to have to do something
" I'll give you $3 if you snort a pack of salt" Miroku pulled out his wallet and is holding it in his hand.
"No way!" he was not about to snort salt just for Miroku's pleasure.
"no?" he slowly put away his wallet. "You're no fun." Inuyasha's stomach seemed to want to make itself known at that moment.
"But why salt? Why not nose spray?"
"because salt is a challenge. You do nose spray anyways" it was true, he did.
"fine, gimme it." this was going to burn. -sniff-
"owww! it burns like a mother fuck! Damn it, my eyes!"
"augh, my sinuses are gonna be so fucked up! My nose hurts!"
"gimme the money! gimme the money!"
"uh oh…"
"what? Owwww"
"here ya go!" Miroku hands was shaking the entire time. 'he is going to kill me, why don't I ever count how much money I got before I bet with him. That last thing I need it another dislocated limb.'
"what? this is only a dollar!" His eyes were burning but he knew the difference between 1 and 3 dollars. "Miroku I ain't stupid, hand over the other 2 dollars."
"it's all I have!"
"urm.…"
"if you guys don't have any money, why not get a job?" Kagome was trying to help Miroku out. If she could side track Inuyasha
"where?" Inuyasha and Miroku asked unison
"yeah Kagome, who'd hire these fuck ups?" Sango was getting all into this.
"McDonalds hires anyone" Kagome remembered that they hired her brother.
"MCDONALDS?" The boys gave Kagome a weird look.
"hey, if you need money bad enough…"
"true. Okay, we'll go apply after I kick your ass miroku! You got three seconds to run!" Inuyasha was still pissed that he had made him snort salt and only got a dollar.
"eeeeepp!" Miroku started to tremble 'I knew it…im going to have to visit the nurse again oh well at least that new nurse wears a short skirt ' Miroku took off out of the cafeteria. He ran outside and hid behind a small table.
"3....2.....1! Get back here you asshole!" Inuyasha jumped across the table and tackled Miroku.
"AHHHHHHH!" Miroku screamed as he hit the ground. He felt something snap. 'Ohh god..im going to die…I just broke something.' Miroku blacked out.
Inuyasha noticed that Miroku was no longer struggling and got up. He saw that he had crushed a Nutty Buddy bar.
"What the hell?" Inuyasha looks down at his new white shirt. And about had a cow. There was chocolate smeared all over the front if it.
"Whoah, who shit on you?" Inuyasha turned around to see Kagome and Sango standing there.
"No one, the idiot had a nutty buddy in his pocket. He heard it snap and passed out."
-SIGH- Kagome rolled her eyes and crossed her arms across her chest.
Miroku blinked his eyes open and sat up a little before falling back down "I'm dying aren't I? Oh god...this is the end...I'm gonna die a childless man...tell Sango (wheezes) tell Sango she had the nicest, softest rear end I ever groped…" and with that he closed his eyes.
"Get up you idiot! You ain't dying!" Inuyasha pulled on Miroku's shirt.
"But something snapped! Oh, I see the white light...the angels are singing me home…" Miroku whispered.
"Feh! Angels! With your perverted ways you should feel heat and hear crackling, not singing" Inuyasha huffed and sat down on the table.
"B-but...what broke...ohh, it must have been a my arm.…" Miroku blinked his eyes a couple of times. He sat up a bit.
"You had a nutty buddy in your pocket!" Inuyasha barked at him.
"Oh. Who shit on you, though?" Miroku was sitting up fully and dusting himself off.
"No one! Your damn nutty buddy did it!" Inuyasha glared at Miroku.
"Huh." Miroku stood up and finished brushing off the dirt on his pants. " So that was what snapped that loud?"
"Guess cafeteria food is that bad…" Kagome moved to try and help Inuyasha get the chocolate off his shirt.
"Yeah. I'll never steal those again." Miroku removed the wrapper
"You stole it?" Kagome had stopped messing with Inuyasha's shirt and turned to glare at Miroku.
"Umm, borrowed without asking?"" Miroku shrunk a little. He was afraid of her when she was pissed. " was gonna return it! Honest!"
"How? After you ate it?" Kagome had moved her hands to her hips and glared.
"Speaking of food, you still cheated me! I still have to kill you!" Inuyasha had moved next to Kagome. He was still fiddling with his shirt. It was ruined and he knew it. He looked over at Miroku threatening .
"Ahhh!" Miroku took off running to god knows where.
"Feh. Idiot" Inuyasha walks back into the cafeteria with Kagome, hoping to horde some of her food.
"Kag, you know how much I loooove you?" Inuyasha put of a cheesy grin.
"You can't have my food." Kagome turned her back on Inuyasha and started talking with Sango again.
"Damn" Inuyasha huffed and started walking back to his room to change clothes.
Authors note: Sry about the wait guys. Really I am. But see I'm down here in FL on vacation and my boss had me transferred to work down here… I have been really busy with work and going to concerts and stuff. I hope this chapter is long enough for you morons, its fuckin 5 ½ pages on my computer. So here you go, and expect another chapter here soon. Ja ne!
Miko