The Dorm Room Bet
Written by: Hanyoualanna & Tainted-miko
Chapter 8: Spit burgers anyone?
Disclaimer: you have read it in the others…read it again….
Miroku walked into McDonalds for his interview later that day. He felt someone tap his shoulder lightly and spun around to see a tall, curvy woman.
"Hi, I'm Naomi, and I'll be interviewing you." She said. Miroku gulped. Naomi lead him to a table and sat down across form him. "Okay," She leaned across the table a bit. The buttons on her polo were left undone and clearly exposed her chest when she leaned forward. "What are your reasons for wanting to work here?"
"Uumm...I n-need money..." Miroku was practically dying.
"All right. Are you in school right now?"
"Y-yeah."
"You must do very well in school. I bet you're really smart." Naomi said with a wink. Miroku was getting closer and closer to having a conniption. "Are you okay? You look warm." She reached up to place her palm against Miroku's forehead, accidentally giving him a peek down her shirt. Before she could make contact, Miroku had flown out of the booth.
"Fine! I'm fine! Never been better!" He sputtered.
"Okaaay, if you say so. You're totally qualified. Welcome to McDonalds!" Naomi barely had time to finish speaking before Miroku shot out the door like a bottle rocket.
InuYasha watched as Miroku rocketed out the door. 'What the fuck?' He thought. InuYasha shrugged and went inside. A woman that rather reminded him of a porn star was standing in the dining area, looking more than a bit confused. He walked up to the counter where a man was standing at the register. Or was it a man...?
"I'm here for an interview." InuYasha said to the very feminine looking man. 'No more femmy than Sesshomaru though, I guess...' he thought with a wry smirk.
"Oh, hi! I'm Jakotsu, the manager here! I'll interview you since Naomi looks a little frazzled." He said.
Oh great, he a flaming homosexual. InuYasha looked torn between horror and amusement as he followed Jakotsu to a booth.
'Okay, way more femine than Sesshomaru. At least Sesshomaru isn't queer...then again he's pretty tight with that toad demon that works for him as a butler.' InuYasha looked the manager over. He had his hair pulled up into a bun, complete with hair sticks. He also had these upside purple triangles drawn under his eyes, the kind only clowns would wear. And was that mascara?
"Okay hon! Now why would a totally gorgeous guy like yourself want to work here?" Jakotsu said with a suggestive eyebrow wiggle. InuYasha paled.
"I need money to pay for college."
"So you're a student? Smart guys are awesome!" Jakostu looked up from Inuyasha's application. His eyes flicked up to the hanyou's ears. 'Oh gods no, do not dare...' InuYasha thought.
"Oh. My. God! Those are adorable!" Jakotsu squealed and reached up a hand to grasp a furry appendage. "You simply must a be a hanyou! I love half demons, they're so cuuute. Do you have a boyfriend? I know manager-worker relationships are frowned on, but don't you love a good tryst?" Jakotsu whispered conspiratorially.
"I don't swing that way!" Inuyasha sputtered. "I have a girlfriend!"
"Oh, poo. Who's the lucky lady then?"
"Umm..." Shit, he didn't have a girlfriend! He'd have to lie. "Kagome Higurashi." 'Gods, I hope no one I know overhears this!'
"She's one lucky lady. Now, unless you want to stay here and let me give some make up tips, you can be on your way. You're so hired!"
"I think my make up is just fine..." Inuyasha choked and ran out the door. 'No wonder Miroku ran...'
Little did he know, someone he knew had overheard. 'He and Kagome?!'
Kouga's ears perked at the sound of Kagome's name. How he loved how it rolled of your tongue and tasted so sweet. Yes, Kouga had a crush on Kagome, and probably would the rest of his life.
Kouga turned to look where the lovely named had been spoken from. He looked around until something silver caught his eye.
Inuyasha.
Kouga growled loudly, scaring the people next to him. He watched Inuyasha run from the table and out the door. 'So mutt face is dating my woman? I will have to see to this.'
Kouga stood up to leave, throwing his stuff away, he turned and saw a very pretty looking girl walking over to the counter. 'hey isn't that the woman Inuyasha was talking to?' Smirking he walked over to her and said in a low husky voice,
"hello there"
Jakotsu turned around and smiled as big as he could, 'well isn't he lovely'
"hello to you too, OHH and look at that tail, yummy!, I could just eat you up." liking his kips, he winked at Kouga.
Kouga paled. She was a HE! He quickly left but before he made it to his car, he saw his lunch for a second time that day, and, it didn't look like it did before he ate it.
3 days later
Inuyasha looked himself over in Kagome's full length mirror. ' I think this will do for now' He hated the uniforms, they were fugly and he knew it. Those hideous blue shirt with black pants. And this horrible hat, he was set to ask the manager to switch to a visor so he little ears wouldn't get smushed.
Miroku was doing the same in his room. He turned this way and that way, and even checked out his ass. "hmm…this pants make it look big' he frowned at the idea. Then it hit him…he would ask Sango what she thought. He walked out into the living room where Sango was sitting watching 'Tom and Jerry'. Miroku cleared his throat loudly. Sango turned to look at him and quirked an eyebrow
"need something?" Sango wanted to get back to her cartoon.
"does my butt look big in these pants?" he turned so she could get a better look.
"it looks fine, go to work" She turned her attention back to the tv and left Miroku, standing there, with his ass in the air.
Miroku had been trying to figure out for the last 3 hours on how to ring up a hamburger properly without help. He was failing badly. So far in 3 hours he had screwed up 56 orders. And he still couldn't figure out how to ring food up properly.
Inuyasha on the other hand was doing a hell of a lot better, with his hanyou speed, wrapping and bagging food was a quick snap of the fingers. The only thing he was struggling with was the Manager. Jakotsu was always starring at him and he couldn't stand it. 'Didn't I tell him I was happily taken?' Inuyasha shuddered at the thought of Kagome finding out. 'She would kill me out right, bring me back to life, and kill me all over again.' Inuyasha prayed that she never came in while he worked.
Kouga chose that minute to walk threw the doors, he quickly smelled Inuyasha. 'Today is going to be a great day' He walked up to the register that Miroku was working at and ordered a Big Mac with extra pickles. Miroku still struggling with the register, called the manager over to ring it up for him.
Inuyasha's nose twitched. He turned to look over at counter and saw Kouga. ' I haven't smelt his rotten ass since I bet him in football junior year.'
Kouga looked over to Inuyasha and yelled " What the Fuck do you think you are doing with my woman dog turd?"
Inuyasha turned to look at him "who the hell is your woman?" Where in the hell did he get off coming in here and yelling at him?
"Kagome! What are you doing with her, mutt face?"
"Oh! Kagome! Yeah, she's my bitch, what 'cha gonna do about you stupid wolf?" on the outside he looked strong and brave, but on the inside he was praying to kami that Kagome did not take this time to come in.
"You have not made my woman your bitch! You took her by force!" Kouga was furious, he was lying and he knew it. Kagome would not be his bitch.
Miroku was still on the floor, struggling to breathe. All the girls we gasping and swarming around him, asking if he was alright. The only thing he could do was nod.' if only Kag could hear this, she shit a brick!'
"no I didn't! She never wanted to be a flea bitten wolf's woman anyways. Why would anyone want to be?"
"You made my woman yours by force! Why I ought to kill you-" he was cut short by Inuyasha
"Keep denying it stinky and spewing that shit all you want. I know you're dying to hear about how I made her mine" Inuyasha smirked.
Suddenly the crew manager yelled at Inuyasha to give Kouga his food. Inuyasha was about to wrap it when and idea hit him. He slowly sunk back behind a wall so Kouga or the others couldn't see him. He lifted the top bun and sniffed snot back into his throat. He kept doing this until he was sure there was enough to cover the top. He spit a hug luegy onto the Big Mac, and placed the bun back on top. Inuyasha walked back over to the table and boxed the sandwich and bagged it. Then gave it to Kouga.
Kouga deciding that since he was already here, he might as well eat here. He chose a seat right in the view of Inuyasha.
Inuyasha watched Kouga sit down. 'yes I can see him, omg! This is going to be great.'
He walked over to Miroku…pulled him up by his shirt and whispered in his ear.
"I spit on Kouga's sandwich."
Miroku gasped, but looked over to Kouga and watched him slowly bring the sandwich to his mouth and take a bite. Miroku was about to vomit when Inuyasha bust out laughing. Kouga turned and looked at him.
"what's your problem mutt face?"
Inuyasha smirked "I hope you like the taste of my saliva, Kag goes nuts on it, she cant get enough."
Kouga suddenly feeling very sick, ran to the trash, and once again saw his lunch for a second time. He vowed never to eat here again.
Authors note: OMG! I'm so sry we took forever to update. You can blame Alanna for it all. She would write her damn chapter. I finally forced her to write it. So all the thanks can go to me! No, I'm kidding, but she did take forever to write the damn thing. So you all better appreciate this chapter. Tata
-Miko & Alanna-