One: Theme Song...

"There they are. All right we're going for the element of surprise here." Tseng told his group.

They had just spotted Strife and the other members of AVALANCHE. The Ancient was attempting to subdue an argument between the Wutaian girl and some stuffed animal. It would be simple this time. Sneak up, Tseng would grab her and run and the other three would take care of Strife and them.

"Tchh Tchh Tchh. Tchh. Tchh. Tchh." Snap! "Tchh. Tchh. Tchh. Tchh. Tchh." Snap! "Dun dun duuuun" Snap! "Tch. Tch. Tch." Snap.

"Reno how many times have I told you not to do that." Tseng hissed.

"What? It's the Turk's Theme song." the red-head replied with a boyish grin

"You are so annoying. We don't have a theme song." Elena shot back. "Why do you think AVALANCHE always knows we're coming? It's because of your stupid song, you sing it and give us away."

"It's not because of my theme song. It's because of your incessant yaking to Rude. You talk way too much Elena. You're the one who always gives us away." Thinking he had it he leaned back against the rock they were hiding behind.

She clenched her fists to keep from punching him. He was always so difficult." It is not me! I wasn't even talking this time. It's you and your stupid theme song!"

"The Turk Theme song is not stupid! It's cool."

"It's lame, and it gives us away."

"Your talking does."

"Theme song"

"Talking."

"Theme song"

"Talking."

"Theme song!"

"Talking!"

"What do you guys think, huh? Is it Reno's obnoxious theme song? Or is it Elena's constant talking." came Cloud's voice from above them. He looked down at the Turks with a smirk on his face.

"I don't know..." Tifa pretended to think about it.

"Hey I actually think the Turk Theme Song is pretty cool" Yuffie said, and began to hum at it.

"See!" Reno shouted pointing at Elena, "It is COOL!"

Tseng considered suicide. It would make things so much easier than dealing with these idiots. It would be so easy. Or maybe homicide. That way he could kill them himself. Just pull out his pistol and shoot them all in the head.

"Dude Tseng you okay. You're gonna give yourself brain damage doin' that."

That red-head would go first.

Cloud and them watched the group of supposed professionals with amusement. The Wutaian leader was banging his head against the rock, and Reno and Elena were trying to stop him. It was a very comical scene.

Rude approached him, his expression hidden behind his glasses. Cloud briefly wondered if he ever took them off. Did he sleep in them or something?

"Excuse my comrades there."

"Hey no problem. Makes our job easier."

"Doesn't make mine easier."

"You know Rude, you should join us. I mean you seem the only competent one out of them. You could just leave them to bumble around and be a hero with us." Tifa offered with a smile.

"Nah. Someone's got to look out for them." Rude shrugged and Cloud swore he saw the twitch of a smile on his face.

A/N: Yey. Now I have the first story part up. This is the part where the Humor begins, hopefully at least. I still don't think I'm too good at humor. --Shrug-- If you click the review box below though, you can tell me whether I am or not. Will update again soon with more random-ness.