Disclaimer: Oki, so far the chapters have been well weird. nn; So! It finally ges into more of the plot! XD
Chapter 5: Love Potion Part 2 -
Sora jumped up. "That thing Has my Loves Gunblade!" Sora pulled out his keyblade from nowhere and ran after the 'thing.' That was a Golden Chocobo. After 15 minutes of chasing the Chocobo, Sora got close enough to do a Stopaga Spell. The Chocobo froze in place. Then weapons fell to the ground.
"Ha Ha!" Sora ran up to the Chocobo. "So you stole my loves weapon! I shall smite you down with my keyblade you weird looking bird!" The Chocobo suddenly moved, and looked at Sora. "Kweh, Kweeh..KWEHEHEHEe..." Translation: Pitiful Human. Ahahahahaha.
Suddenly Sora gets hit with a rock and dies, once again. But not having togo through the whole load or continue thingy, Sora is back where the Chocobo is. 'Without' the effects of the love potion. "Huh wha? What Happened." He looks to the Chocobo. "Hey Its a Chocobo! Wow. I've never seen one so close up!" "Kweeh..Kweeh!" Translation: No, I'm an Ostrage. Of Course I'm a Chocobo!. Sora scratched the back of his head. "Heh Sorry. I didn't mean it like that." "Kweeeh KWEH KWWEH?!" Translation: You can understand me!? "Well yeah?" "KWEH KWWWWWEEH!!!!! KWEEH!"
Translation: YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE! The Chocobo bowed his head to Sora and crouched down some. "Kweh." "OOoh. OK." Sora hopped on the Chocobo's back and the weapons as well, and the chocobo headed off towards the distance.
Back To Riku.
With Pom Pom on head, and a smug grin, Riku was shuffling through the town again. After leaving the Love Potion for Sora, he hadn't had any other trouble. But something was a little out of the place. Riku looked at a moogle standing infront of a store looking in the window. He looked down at it's wings. His eye twitched.
"Psst. Hey you. Moogle." The Moogle's ears twitched and it turned around and looked up. "Oh..Oh m-my..kupo!" "Hehe..Don't worry. I'm not going to hurt you.." Riku crossed his fingers behind his back. "Now, c'mere into this alley over here. I have something to discuss with you."
"D-did ron send y-you.." "Erm..yeah." "Oh. Ok." The moogle went into the alley with Riku. "Now, Then I believe you have something I want."
"You do?" "Yes....How about those nice wings.." "My wings. Oh but you can't take those. There attached to my back. Heh" Riku was already cracking his knuckles. "Not for long, my pink lil friend."
A shrill scream was heard in the Alley, and some pumpbling sounds. Soon approached Riku with not only a pompom on his head. But lil purple bat wings as well. A small fang hanging out the side of his mouth, as he grinned.
"Now then. I think it's time togo see how Sora's doing.."
Sora was riding on the Chocobo, now coming up onto a City. "Whoa!" "Kweh Kweeh Kweh Kwehh." Translation: This is Chocobo City.
"Cool!" "Kewh." Translation: Indeed.
The chocobo strolled into the City. All colors of Chocobo's crowed around them. "Kweh! KWEh! Kweeeh! Kwwwweeeeh!!" Translation: Hes the chosen Oonnne! the King!" "KWEEEEEEEEEH" Translation: OOOOOooooooo Soon all the chocobo's bowed to Sora. Sora looked around. "Now I've been called Keyblade Master, Key Bearer, Shorty, Delivery Boy, and the Chosen one. But King? Whoa!"
The Chocobo's praised him. "Oh Gawds! I Forgot about Leon and Cloud!"
"Kweh Kweeh Kweh? Kweh. Kweahahaha.." Translation: Oh, Those dimwits? Ok. Ahahahahahaha. Sora glared at the Golden Chocobo. "We're going back for them." "Kweh.." Translation: alright..
Sora jumped back onto the Chocobo's back, and off they went out of the city at top speed to find Leon and Cloud. Those two on the other hand. "Where do you supose Sora went?" Leon looked around. "I Dunno, you were pretty harsh." "..HE TRIED KISSING ME!" "Yeah, so I saw." Cloud chuckled.
"LEON! CLOUD!" "KWWEH!" Translation: DIMWITS! Cloud looked up. "What the fu--" "Hey! Watch it!" Cloud look ashamed. "Sorry." The chocobo came to a hault. "Hey guys. Heres your weapons." Sora tossed them they're weapons. Leon and Cloud hugged them as if they were their children. "OO Daddy missed yew!" "I love you buster sword!" Cloud nuzzled his.
POOF! Suddenly a pink dust cloud appeared, and when it cleared there stood Riku with a grin plastered across his face. "So, the potion wore off?" Sora was confused. "Potion? what potion?" Riku folded his arms. "The Love Potion I left for you." Leon glared. "YES! Thanks to you! He was obsessed with me!" Sora looked over to Leon. "I WHAT!"
Leon nodded. "You even tried to kiss me.." Sora turned green. "EW!" Cloud chuckled then looked to Riku. "....OMIGOSH! IS THAT A FREAKING POM POM!?!" Cloud ran up to Riku and poked his pom pom. Leon walked around Riku. ".. He even has wings.." Sora nodded. "Yep. I Told You guys."
Cloud pinched Riku's cheeks and pulled on them. Riku's right eye twitched. "AWW! Look how kyoot our Lil Riku's gotten!" "grr.."
Leon poked his pom pom. "He reminds me of a clown.."
Riku twitched. "You wouldn't like me. When I'm angry." ( XD )
Suddenly Riku turned into a Giant pink mooglish monster.
Leon began to run. Cloud let out a girlish scream, and tried running but, Riku had grabbed him, and picked him up. He was going to eat Leon. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! LET MEH GO!" Riku grinned and opened his mouth to eat Leon. Sora could only watch in Horror, when Cloud grabbed him by the arm and ran. "Lets get out of here. Theres not--" "OWWW! MY TOOTH! YOU BROKE MY TOOTH!!"
Both stopped, only to see Leon come hurling towards them both. "AHAhahgah!" "OOPH" Leon crash landed into them. Riku was howling in pain. "What the hell did you do Leon?" "Hehehe..Never mess with the belts." Leon grinned pointing down to his belt buckle. "Nothing can dent this babeh."
"Wo-- Hey Leon your belt has a den--" Sora poked at it. Cloud began to back up. "Uhh..Guys..I think we have bigger problems!" Cloud pointed at the not running Riku. He was coming straight toward them. "RUN FOR IT!" Sora shouted, as they all ran.
As they were running Cloud turned around a few times. And started to shout; "Oh! Riku! I Know what you did last tuesday! You dawg yew!"
Riku grunted furously and ran faster. "Hey Riku, I didn't know you were trying out for cheerleading?!" Sora and Leon looked at Cloud bewildered.
"Cloud! What are you doing!! Stop provoking him!!" Cloud pouted. "But I thought I was hel--" "HOW IS THAT HELPING YOU IDIOT! YOUR MAKING HIM ANGRY!" Sora yelled. Leon looked back. "Hey, Guys I think we lost him."
Sure enough Riku had stopped. And the Chocobo was gone. "You think he's ok?"
Cloud shrugged. "Who cares. I'm just happy to be alive." Leon began to twitch. Cloud looked at Leon puzzled, as did Sora. "Uhh Leon?"
"...I'VE HAD IT! MY BELT! IT'S IT'S DENTED! I WAS NEARLY RIKU'S LUNCH, MY HAIR IS MESSED UP. AND MY BOOT. IT'S SMUDGED!!!!! " Sora looked annoyed. "If thats all, we've gotta get back to Chocobo City."
Leon twitched..
To be continued.
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Me: Oh the joys of randomnesh. This fic is pretty stupid I know. But it was actually my fist one. And I did have help, but I don't have help anymore. But please reviews would be nice. :3
Next Chapter: Sora Chocobo Boy
Chapter 5: Love Potion Part 2 -
Sora jumped up. "That thing Has my Loves Gunblade!" Sora pulled out his keyblade from nowhere and ran after the 'thing.' That was a Golden Chocobo. After 15 minutes of chasing the Chocobo, Sora got close enough to do a Stopaga Spell. The Chocobo froze in place. Then weapons fell to the ground.
"Ha Ha!" Sora ran up to the Chocobo. "So you stole my loves weapon! I shall smite you down with my keyblade you weird looking bird!" The Chocobo suddenly moved, and looked at Sora. "Kweh, Kweeh..KWEHEHEHEe..." Translation: Pitiful Human. Ahahahahaha.
Suddenly Sora gets hit with a rock and dies, once again. But not having togo through the whole load or continue thingy, Sora is back where the Chocobo is. 'Without' the effects of the love potion. "Huh wha? What Happened." He looks to the Chocobo. "Hey Its a Chocobo! Wow. I've never seen one so close up!" "Kweeh..Kweeh!" Translation: No, I'm an Ostrage. Of Course I'm a Chocobo!. Sora scratched the back of his head. "Heh Sorry. I didn't mean it like that." "Kweeeh KWEH KWWEH?!" Translation: You can understand me!? "Well yeah?" "KWEH KWWWWWEEH!!!!! KWEEH!"
Translation: YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE! The Chocobo bowed his head to Sora and crouched down some. "Kweh." "OOoh. OK." Sora hopped on the Chocobo's back and the weapons as well, and the chocobo headed off towards the distance.
Back To Riku.
With Pom Pom on head, and a smug grin, Riku was shuffling through the town again. After leaving the Love Potion for Sora, he hadn't had any other trouble. But something was a little out of the place. Riku looked at a moogle standing infront of a store looking in the window. He looked down at it's wings. His eye twitched.
"Psst. Hey you. Moogle." The Moogle's ears twitched and it turned around and looked up. "Oh..Oh m-my..kupo!" "Hehe..Don't worry. I'm not going to hurt you.." Riku crossed his fingers behind his back. "Now, c'mere into this alley over here. I have something to discuss with you."
"D-did ron send y-you.." "Erm..yeah." "Oh. Ok." The moogle went into the alley with Riku. "Now, Then I believe you have something I want."
"You do?" "Yes....How about those nice wings.." "My wings. Oh but you can't take those. There attached to my back. Heh" Riku was already cracking his knuckles. "Not for long, my pink lil friend."
A shrill scream was heard in the Alley, and some pumpbling sounds. Soon approached Riku with not only a pompom on his head. But lil purple bat wings as well. A small fang hanging out the side of his mouth, as he grinned.
"Now then. I think it's time togo see how Sora's doing.."
Sora was riding on the Chocobo, now coming up onto a City. "Whoa!" "Kweh Kweeh Kweh Kwehh." Translation: This is Chocobo City.
"Cool!" "Kewh." Translation: Indeed.
The chocobo strolled into the City. All colors of Chocobo's crowed around them. "Kweh! KWEh! Kweeeh! Kwwwweeeeh!!" Translation: Hes the chosen Oonnne! the King!" "KWEEEEEEEEEH" Translation: OOOOOooooooo Soon all the chocobo's bowed to Sora. Sora looked around. "Now I've been called Keyblade Master, Key Bearer, Shorty, Delivery Boy, and the Chosen one. But King? Whoa!"
The Chocobo's praised him. "Oh Gawds! I Forgot about Leon and Cloud!"
"Kweh Kweeh Kweh? Kweh. Kweahahaha.." Translation: Oh, Those dimwits? Ok. Ahahahahahaha. Sora glared at the Golden Chocobo. "We're going back for them." "Kweh.." Translation: alright..
Sora jumped back onto the Chocobo's back, and off they went out of the city at top speed to find Leon and Cloud. Those two on the other hand. "Where do you supose Sora went?" Leon looked around. "I Dunno, you were pretty harsh." "..HE TRIED KISSING ME!" "Yeah, so I saw." Cloud chuckled.
"LEON! CLOUD!" "KWWEH!" Translation: DIMWITS! Cloud looked up. "What the fu--" "Hey! Watch it!" Cloud look ashamed. "Sorry." The chocobo came to a hault. "Hey guys. Heres your weapons." Sora tossed them they're weapons. Leon and Cloud hugged them as if they were their children. "OO Daddy missed yew!" "I love you buster sword!" Cloud nuzzled his.
POOF! Suddenly a pink dust cloud appeared, and when it cleared there stood Riku with a grin plastered across his face. "So, the potion wore off?" Sora was confused. "Potion? what potion?" Riku folded his arms. "The Love Potion I left for you." Leon glared. "YES! Thanks to you! He was obsessed with me!" Sora looked over to Leon. "I WHAT!"
Leon nodded. "You even tried to kiss me.." Sora turned green. "EW!" Cloud chuckled then looked to Riku. "....OMIGOSH! IS THAT A FREAKING POM POM!?!" Cloud ran up to Riku and poked his pom pom. Leon walked around Riku. ".. He even has wings.." Sora nodded. "Yep. I Told You guys."
Cloud pinched Riku's cheeks and pulled on them. Riku's right eye twitched. "AWW! Look how kyoot our Lil Riku's gotten!" "grr.."
Leon poked his pom pom. "He reminds me of a clown.."
Riku twitched. "You wouldn't like me. When I'm angry." ( XD )
Suddenly Riku turned into a Giant pink mooglish monster.
Leon began to run. Cloud let out a girlish scream, and tried running but, Riku had grabbed him, and picked him up. He was going to eat Leon. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! LET MEH GO!" Riku grinned and opened his mouth to eat Leon. Sora could only watch in Horror, when Cloud grabbed him by the arm and ran. "Lets get out of here. Theres not--" "OWWW! MY TOOTH! YOU BROKE MY TOOTH!!"
Both stopped, only to see Leon come hurling towards them both. "AHAhahgah!" "OOPH" Leon crash landed into them. Riku was howling in pain. "What the hell did you do Leon?" "Hehehe..Never mess with the belts." Leon grinned pointing down to his belt buckle. "Nothing can dent this babeh."
"Wo-- Hey Leon your belt has a den--" Sora poked at it. Cloud began to back up. "Uhh..Guys..I think we have bigger problems!" Cloud pointed at the not running Riku. He was coming straight toward them. "RUN FOR IT!" Sora shouted, as they all ran.
As they were running Cloud turned around a few times. And started to shout; "Oh! Riku! I Know what you did last tuesday! You dawg yew!"
Riku grunted furously and ran faster. "Hey Riku, I didn't know you were trying out for cheerleading?!" Sora and Leon looked at Cloud bewildered.
"Cloud! What are you doing!! Stop provoking him!!" Cloud pouted. "But I thought I was hel--" "HOW IS THAT HELPING YOU IDIOT! YOUR MAKING HIM ANGRY!" Sora yelled. Leon looked back. "Hey, Guys I think we lost him."
Sure enough Riku had stopped. And the Chocobo was gone. "You think he's ok?"
Cloud shrugged. "Who cares. I'm just happy to be alive." Leon began to twitch. Cloud looked at Leon puzzled, as did Sora. "Uhh Leon?"
"...I'VE HAD IT! MY BELT! IT'S IT'S DENTED! I WAS NEARLY RIKU'S LUNCH, MY HAIR IS MESSED UP. AND MY BOOT. IT'S SMUDGED!!!!! " Sora looked annoyed. "If thats all, we've gotta get back to Chocobo City."
Leon twitched..
To be continued.
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Me: Oh the joys of randomnesh. This fic is pretty stupid I know. But it was actually my fist one. And I did have help, but I don't have help anymore. But please reviews would be nice. :3
Next Chapter: Sora Chocobo Boy