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Chapter 2: S.O.L.F. Gone Wrong

"Katherine? Tis I, Diana. We have a problem. Jenny Penny ran off with the Ring...WHAT?!....Why?...I cant believe this...Oh, yeah, like thats a good reason...pfft...FINE. BYE."

"What the crap was that about?" said Ron.

"Jenny Penny has turned S.O.L.F. against me!!!!!!"

"HAHA You have no friends!!! That makes me giggle, that's my girl!" said Ron. Jenny smacked him upside the head. But in a nice way.

"You are so stupid." Diana said, "I have other have other friends, ya know."

"Who?"

"Um...." Diana thought long and hard, "Amanda, Candi, Michelle, Lydia, Anne, Miriam...the list goes on and on."

"Well I guess we should go find Jenny Penny before she destroys the world!" said Adrienne

"If we have to." Said Pippin.

"Well have to call in the recruits..."

Meanwhile....

"MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Jenny laughed manically, AHAHAHAHAHA...HA... okay, Ill shut up.

The crowd cheered and cheered and cheered!!!

And Jenny turned them into Jell-O. The gross flavor, that is.

Meanwhile back Adrienne's house...

"Alright people this is the Homestarmy and this is going to be critical mission!! It will be hard, it will be painful, and it will be funny to watch, but it's just a thing we gotta do." Said Homestar. He had a bowl on his head and a spoon in his hand, as did all the others. "and there is no PDA allowed!" Adrienne stared to cry and Diana cursed under her breath.

"Alright lets MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!" Screamed Homestar, "Company HALT! Backwards MARCH!" And they marched backwards out the door.

"I can't believe I can't make out with Draco until we find stupid Jenny Penny and save the world from her destruction." said Adrienne

"Oh well my dear at least we can talk to each other and learn more about each other... like for instants, What's your name?" asked Draco.

"Oh umm...." as she stared into his big dreamy eyes "umm... I can't quite remember!" said Adrienne.

"IT'S ADRIENNE!" screamed everyone that was trying to pay attention to Homestar Runner's instructions.

"Oh yeah, I forgot." laughed Adrienne.

"ALL WILL BOW DOWN TO ME!!!" Jenny cried, walking through the Halls of Warwick High School. The S.O.L.F. members followed, even though Katherine, Jenna, and Jen H. were in Middle School.

They sat down in Science class, Jenny sitting directly in the middle of the class, her minions sitting in the seats surrounding her. The rest of the class was giving the group odd looks.

The teacher, Mr. Bond, walked in and sat down at his desk.

"Hello class, today we will be-" He FINALLY noticed the extra students. "Uh, I think you four may have to leave."

"NEVER!" Hanna, Jen H., Jenna, and Katherine said.

"They're with me, dude." Jenny said.

"I don't care who they're 'with', they have to leave."

"NO." Jenny said firmly.

"Fine, I'll just have to notify the principle."

Jenny snapped her fingers, and MR. Bond turned into Jell-O. Everyone in the class cheered, as Mr. Bond is kinda freaky.

"SILENCE!" Jenny Penny boomed, "I will be taking over this school!" she laughed like a loon, "First the school, then the tri-county are! Bwhahahahahahahaha!"

"Why the tri county area?" Student numbah 8 asked, "Why not the world?"

"Hmmm..." Jenny thought this out, "If I am to take over the world, I'll need more minions...Who wants to join me?"

Nobody answered.

"FINE. Be that way! I'll just have to do this!"

Jenny Penny sneezed and all the students in the room were doomed forever to pick their nose.

"MUAHAHAHHAHHAAAHA...guys, laugh evilly!"

"MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Do you hear that?" Legolas asked, "People are laughing like loons..."

"Hun," Diana said, "Not all of us have elvish hearing."

"Oh. Right. Well, it's coming from that way!!!"

"LET'S MOVE! Do you has what it takes to be a part of the Homestarmy? Will you bring me a sack lunch and some orange and serve your countries?! WILL YOU, STUPID?!?!" Homestar yelled in Pippin's face.

"Uh..no."

"Oh, a draft-dodger eh? Well, let's see if those trees you're a-huggin will save you when Gordon Lightfoot creeping around your backyard! TEN HUT! BACKWARDS MARCH!"

So they continued to march backwards.

"Who the crap is Gordon Lightfoot?" Merry asked.

"You don't know who Gordon Lightfoot is?!" Pippin said. Merry shook his head, "Oh. Okay. I don't know who he is either."

"Hey guys!" Candi, Michelle, Amanda, Anne, Lydia, and Miriam were walking down the street, eating ice cream.

"I WANT ICE CREAM!!!!" Aragorn cried. No one dared to call him...that name.

But that didn't mean we didn't upset him.

"You know," Hermione started, "You are very selfish. Maybe the rest of us want ice cream, but you can only think of youself."

"Shut up." Hermione stepped on his foot. "OW!! What was that for?!"

"For being mean."

"So what's going on?" Amanda asked, "I thought they all went back home."

"Well, it's a long story..."

"COMPANY HALT!" Homestar shouted.

"Well, it looks like you've called in the recruits..."

"JENNY PENNY!" they all shouted in unison. Jenny and her new 'crew' had gotten uniforms. Jeans and a Nirvana shirt. What a surprise.

"Yes, 'tis I!" she said, "And I have come to give you a choice..."

"Oh boy."

"JOIN ME! And be all powerful!"

"And if we don't?" Frodo asked.

"Then be prepared to suffer!" Jenny snapped her fingers, and a jet of yellow light made it's way towards the hobbit, but Jack pulled him out of the way at the last second, so the fire hydrant that stood behind Frodo turned into Jell-O.

"You got lucky this time!" Jenny said, and snapped her fingers. She and the former S.O.L.F. members disappeared.

They just disappeared...

...into thin air...

Teehee!!

"Oh, gah." Diana said, "Jenny can get a little annoying sometimes."

"Yeah." Gandalf agreed.

"Hey, wait a minute...something's not right..." Everyone looked at Draco and Adrienne.

They weren't making out!!!

O.O

"Whoa...you guys aren't making out!" Michelle said.

"Oh, you're right!" Draco said, and proceeded to make out with Adrienne.

"Okay, now things are right with the world."

"HEY YOU MAGGOTS!" Homestar shouted, "I SAID NO PDA!!!!!!"

A/N: the whole conversation between Homestar and Pippin was actually taken from the army email from I didn't think of it, I just thought it would be funny to put in the story.