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Chapter 3: S.O.N.F?

"Well, what're we gonna do now?" Merry asked, eating his carrot.

"Hmm..." Diana thought, "Let's go back to my house, for we need to think of a plan of action."

"Sounds good to me." Hayley said,

So they all traipsed back to Diana's house to think of a plan of action.

Rahr.

"Okay," said Amanda, taking over the...situation, "We don't know where Jenny is, so we should split up and try-"

"Hey!" Hayley shouted, "Jenny's online!" Everyone raced over to the computer to see if it was true, and it was.

S.O.N.F: HahHA! U will never escap the wrath of...dun dun dunnnn...JENNY PENNY!

LadyPirate614: you spelled escape wrong.

S.O.N.F: Crap...o well. Once I take over the world, I will change the spelling of escape.

LadyPirate614: Ok. What does S.O.N.F stand for?

S.O.N.F: Stalking Obsessive Nirvana Fanpeople.

LadyPirate614: Uh...

S.O.N.F. I COULDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE!!!!!!!!!

LadyPirate614: right...where are you?

S.O.N.F: I'll never tell u!

LadyPirate614: Oh. Well that's okay, we just found out where you are. You're in Weis, eating the Jell-O.

S.O.N.F: Crap.

S.O.N.F has signed off at 3:17:24.

"Well, if Jenny was smart, she wouldn't stay at Weis." Hayley said, shutting the computer off.

"Yeah, IF she was smart."

"Anyways," Hermione said, "We need a plan of action..." They all looked at Jack.

"Staring is rude ya know."

Hermione rolled her eyes, and Hayley just stared adoringly at her hubby.

"We need a plan to get the ring back," Michelle said, "Got any ideas?"

"Hmm..." Jack contemplated, "I got it!"

Meanwhile...

"JELL-O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jenny cried, for she was in the Jell-O aisle. "And all of it is mine!!" Jenny was jumping for joy when she noticed some random woman picked up a pack of Jell-O.

"INFIDEL!!!!!!" Jenny screamed with rage, "Put the oh-so-sacred Jell-O down! NOW!"

The person, looking very confused, said, "But this isn't your Jell-O, there fore, I can buy if I want to."

"Then you must face the consequences..." Jenny winked a very scary wink and the lady was all of a suddenly adorned in a Nirvana shirt and jeans.

"Haha! Another minion to add to my collection!" Jenny said. She opened some Jell-O and ate it.

"Are you gonna pay for that?" one of the guys who worked there asked.

"NO! Never! You can't put a price on Jell-O!"

"Umm...ok. But you're still gonna have to pay for that or-" But Jenny snapped her fingers, and the dude turned into the...Yello Dello?

"COOL. I have my very own Yello Dello!"

"Uh...Jenny?" Katherine said.

"It's not Jenny anymore, remember?"

"Oh...uh...Mistress of all things Jell-O?"

"Yes?"

"Some people have volunteered to be part of S.O.N.F."

"Oh cool. Who are they?"

"I don't know..."Katherine said, "But thy look oddly familiar..." Katherine walked towards the back of the store. Jenny reluctantly left the Jell-O and followed.

There stood about 19 people, all wearing Nirvana shirts and jeans.

"Wow, they do look familiar. Especially that guy in dreadlocks. Anyways, I hear that you guys want to become official S.O.N.F. members."

"Yup!" said a little furry tiny dude, "We so TOTALLY love the Backstreet Boys. Oh and N'SYNC. Oh, and Mirvana, I guess."

"It's Nirvana. With an N." said the other little furry tiny dude.

"WHATEV."

"Uh...Okay." Jenny said, "Well, you guys can be a part of S.O.N.F. For we must take over the world like the voices in my head told me to!!"

"Mistress of all thing Jell-O?" Jen H. said, "I thought we weren't going to mention the voices in your head."

"Oh. Right. Forget I just said that."

"Forgetting!" They all said in unison. Except for the one little furry tiny dude, who sang it.

Anyways, Jenny walked up to this brunette girl making out with a blonde dude.

It reminded Jenny of Adrienne and Draco.

"HEY!" Jenny said, "NO PDA!"

"Dammit!" the blonde dude muttered.

"So," Katherine said, "I am the second in command, Katherine. Our nemesis on Mission Take Over the World and Other Stuff are these people." Katherine held up a big picture of Diana, Hayley, Adrienne, Legolas, Jack- I mean Captain Jack Sparrow, Aragorn, Gandalf, Merry, Pippin, Frodo, Sam, Gimli, Draco, Amanda, Michelle, Candi, Anne, Lydia, and Miriam.

"Wow. That's a lot of enemies." Said the tall blonde dude with pointy ears.

"Yeah. That's why we're trying to get more people on our side...hey you're REALLY hott..."

"Geez, you just noticed?" muttered another brunette girl with frizzy hair.

"I didn't ask YOU to speak!" Katherine spat. All over her face. "Sorry, braces."

"Horrible, aren't they?"

"THE WORST."

"Moving on..." Jenna said, "We have to take over the world so that I can have Leggy Boy-" Mr. Pointy Eared Hott Sexy Dude cringed, "-can be all MINE."

"HEY WO!" said Jen. H. "He's so totally going to be mine!"

"No way!!!" Hanna argued, "MINE." Then they all got into a catfight, which was quite interesting.

"Whoa..." L.F.T.D. stared, "Look at all the blood..."

"I don't see any blood." L.F.T.D. Number 2 said.

"Oh."

"Not again..." Jenny sighed, "GUYS! STOP! Remember what I said? When we take over the world I'll have some super smart scientist dude clone Legolas so you can each have your very own Legolas."

Mr. P.E.H.S.D. fainted.

And the Yello Dello made an elephant noise.

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