Disclaimer: Harry Potter, Hogwarts, or anything that has ever been mentioned in the Harry Potter books does not belong to me. I would like to own them, and make billions of dollars every year, but the only thing in this story that is mine is my plot, if you can call it one. I am simply one of those very sad people who obsess over something that isn't real. This username is not mine either; Allie is being nice and letting me under hers because my mom dislikes the internet and anything that deals with posting. So please, don't sue me, all I have that is of any value is a cello and a computer. Thank you for your time. Oh, and the description of James is straight off of

James Potter

Remus Lupin

Sirius Black

Peter Pettigrew (who deserves to be boiled in frog spawn for ever and ever and ever….!!!!!!!!!!!)

Lily Evans

Anna Smith (Lily's best friends, O/C (we need someone for Lily to complain about James with)

Transfiguration Class

Prongs, much as I hate to admit it, you don't do that to ask a girl out

What wrong with it?!

You don't use methods of Snape bashing and blackmail EVER! You use flowers, or chocolate, or, or love sonnets.

He tried love sonnets. He failed. Miserably

Oh yeah. I forgot

I wish I could forget. It was horrible.

Guys, it wasn't that bad.

Yeah, it was. I think it was worse than anything I could have written.

Shut up, wormtail, I don't think that's even possible.

HEY!

It's true. So, anyway prongs, what was up with the whole "If you don't go out with me, I'll tell about... You know"? Where did you get that from?

I bluffed.

YOU BLUFFED!

YOU BLUFFED!

Yeah, I bluffed. What's so bad about that.

Prongsie, prongsie, prongsie. I thought you knew how to deal with girls. You NEVER bluff. It's even worse than blackmail.

Look, whatever, I just had say something. I didn't mean for her to walk in on us charming soapsuds into Snivellus's face.

I still think that I couldn't have written something worse.

SHUT UP WORMTAIL!

First of all Wormtail, I wasn't aware you could write, second, I think that there were many things that could have gone awry.

No shit, James. That's why you shouldn't have done it in the first place.

Well excuse me for breathing.

You have been excused. Now, would you like to pay me now, or later?

Who says I'm going to have to pay you at all?

Common sense, Prongsie, common sense.

Whatever!

Prongs, you sound like a blond ditzy cheerleader from a preppy American school.

That was harsh, man, that was harsh.

What's with the whole saying something, added one word, and then saying the first thing again?

I know. You sound like a total loser

SHUT THE BLOODY HELL UP YOU IDIOTIC AIR WASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guys, shut up! McGonagall's looking this way!'

So?

Padfoot's right. So, what should I do to win over fair lady?

Fine then. I'll think up ideas on my own.

Lord, save us all!

Meanwhile, on the other side of the room…)

I HATE HIM! I HATE HIM! I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM!

Okay, enough with the "I hate him's" Please.

NO! I REFUSE TO STOP!

Fine then. Have fun. What was he talking about, by the way?

That's just it. I DON"T BLOODY KNOW WHAT HE'S GOING TO BLACKMAIL ME WITH!

Ouch. I still think you like him.

Me like that arrogant, big head, big-headed, bombastic, cocky, conceited, crowing, egotistic, egotistical, exultant, hifalutin, hot stuff, know-it-all, loudmouth, pompous, pretentious, puffed-up, self-aggrandizing, self-applauding, smart-alecky, snooty, strutting, stuck up, swaggering, swanky, swollen-headed, vainglorious, vaunting, evil mind numbing windbag!? ARE YOU CRAZY?

I'm friends with you, aren't I?

That was cold.

I'm so sorry. I'm sure James has a jacket you can borrow.

NEVER!!!!!!!!!!

Fine then. Be that way. I still don't see why you don't like him.

Because he only wants to date me since I'm the only girl in 5th, 6th or 7th year that hasn't already gone out with him

Pettigrew hasn't gone out with him

Haha. Terribly witty, aren't you? But seriously, it's the thrill of the chase, I swear.

I still think you should give him a chance.

After what I know about him, hell will freeze over first.

YEAH! MORE CLICHÉS!

Sorry about the long wait for this chapter. I was at Davidson College (aka NERD CAMP!!!!) and just got back tonight.

First off, Kudos to Emeraldeyedevans for getting me through this thing, and coming up with our beloved Pettigrew bashing!

Second, please go and review. It takes like no time, and it means so much to me and emmie. I'll accept anything. I love hearing about how I'm likethe best writer ever, but I also know I;m not perfect (GASP) and if you see any mistakes, tell me and I'll try to fix them. Also, if you flame me, I will flame you back, and it will take you forever to get that awful smoke smell off your clothes. HEHEHE.

Next- to those 21!! People who did review!

Kiliana Lupin- Thanks. And yay for people who write things in the weird musical style! But I think the person you were agreeing with was theroyalbitchsince I'm sally

Amy Lampion- Don't we all hate his guts? Was this enough Pettigrew bashing for you?

mwuhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha – Someone stole your name? OH NO, WHAT WILL WE DO! Thanks. I love note passing fics, and have always wanted to write one.

makoto-47 Yes, it is fun.

EmeraldEyedEvans It constitutes as your baby too.

Natalie- YAY. I LOVE making people laugh

lambie- Thanks sooo much. Someone finally understands my genius!

punkbanana13- This soon enough for you?

Jackanory- Thanks

GoogleCorelli- we love the thesaurus. And Emmie and I had fun with that whole argument. Hehehehehe

mwuhahaha – Thanks sooooooo much., I try to capture what I think they were like, but sometimes it's really hard

MAndrews- there, added more. Now review.

laughinggurl- This soon enough for you?

silver fairy dust- Thanks. I love people telling me they adore my writing

seri-chan- Well, we can't say James didn't deserve it, now can we. And sorry about confusing you. I find it easier to write this way.

Talamh- Sorry, I don't think I could do as well without the whole note passing things. I might add in regular style sometimes, though. And I love the quirky banter too.

The Forest Ranger- Thanks

A Person- There, have continued the story err notes.

mlholland- I do too.

MPPSexxySiriusJamesRemus- Thanks!

Jen Riddle- My first reviewer! I hate those people too. And I can't use the flames to roast marshmallows. It's too dry here, and you can't make bonfires within the city limits.

Peace Out,

Sally