Sorry, guys. No lem lem yet. Read the bottom to find out why. Can't type much. To much pain. Ack. Yea.

Discalmer- I don't not no bein of the bein of the ownin the K with the hearts so THERE

Ocean breeze

(it's getting kinda hard thinking of all these 'ocean' related ch.titles.)

"Ooooo...Shawty crunk on the floor wide open, Skeet so much they call her Billy Ocean. Row, like a 18-wheeler That (moan) fine, but this (moan) a killa'. She leakin', (she soakin' wet) She leakin', (soakin' wet). Shake it like a salt shaker! (Shake it like a salt shaker!) Shake it like a salt shaker! (Shake it like a salt shaker!)!!"

I rolled my eyes and stopped at the red light. "For crying out loud Sora, if you're going to sing something can it at least be something with a little more DIGNITY in it?"

He looked over at me and smiled "Sure. Anything for you"

I sighed and continued driving. It wasn't long until Sora started up another song. "To the windowsss!!! To the walls! Till the sweat drop down my-"

"SORA!"

He laughed and again switched songs, this time to one that was a little less annoying. "Upside down, bouncing on the ceiling. Inside out, strangest to this feeling, got no clue what I should doooo. I've gone crazy if I can't get next to you!!!!"

I gave him an approving smile and continued to concentrate on my driving, but no sooner had I zoned him out had he gone back to a not-so-appropriate song. "I like big butts and I can not lie. You otha brothas can't deny. That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get SPRUNG-"

"SORA"

"I CANT HELP IT!"

I couldn't help but to laugh. Ever since we had confessed to each other what we were hiding, we had been having a way better relationship. I told Sora all about Tidus and ever since, Sora's conversations with him have kinda stopped. He doesn't seem to be too 'tweaked' lately and that's good I suppose. Every once in a while he does still have some nightmares. We plan to find exactly where Tidus is being held and set him free, but of course we can't really do anything about that until we get at least some form of help from cloud; who by the way is still missing. We had spent a week devoting ourselves to try to find Tidus, but no luck. Kairi knows I know something and plans to get a search warrant for my apartment for any 'mystical creatures'. I told her I hope the officers laugh in her face. I've been trying my best to look on the bright side of things and keep my mind off of the things that bother me, just as Sora has. The main thing Sora ever does to calm himself is just listen to music. In fact, that's what he does all the time...that and try to dance. I sighed as we pulled into the crowded parking lot of Wal-Mart and helped Sora out after I had gotten out myself.

"Ok. Now remember Sora, you have to be as normal as possible. NO squeaking, NO levitating things, NO changing eye colors...actually...just don't use ANY magic AT ALL. Don't talk to anyone besides me. And don't stand by the door, someone might grab you and force you out. Oh!, and don't except candy from any strangers, got it?"

"Yea yea, sure sure. Can we go IN now? Please please PPlleaassseee???"

"....Alright"

"HOORAY!"

Sora ran in in front of me and disappeared into the CD section.

"YES! USHER!!!!"

I grabbed the CD and put it into the basket I was carrying which also held my favorite band Maroon 5. I had never had a CD before and was really looking forward to using it. It's not like we didn't have CDs in the sea, its just there's only so much whale music you can stand before you stop listening to it all together. These humans make great music! Even better than the soothing songs from the mermaids! As I was turning to leave, I accidentally bumped it into a girl that had long dark braids like Alicia keys that matched perfectly with her dark completion.

"Better watch it shorty"

"Oh, uh...sorry"

She rolled her heavy made up eyes and brushed her shoulder off. "Iz ok baby, don't start no shit wont be none"

"uh...ok"

she glanced over into my basket and smiled. "You a eminem?"

"No, im Sora"

she laughed and looked me over. "No baby boy, I mean you a white boy tryin to be black?"

"I don't know, am I?"

She laughed again. "Boy, you the shit"

"Oh. That's a relief. I thought I was a square"

"No way homie. You shit. Go on, brush your shoulder off"

I laughed and did so. It wasn't until she did it again to herself did I notice what kind of clothes she was wearing.

"Wow, is that baby phat?"

"Fo sho"

"fer real?"

"Hell yea"

"awesome."

She looked me over again and sighed. " You a rich little daddy aren't you?"

"Huh? Well yes and no..." I looked down at me outfit which was a tight Abercrombie and finch shirt and kinda tight, yet nice loose fitting jeans of course with matching Vans shoes.

"Yea I figured. Crooked?"

"...."

"Gay?"

"Oh! Yea."

"Figures. Popped?"

"....a balloon once"

"NO no. virgin?"

"Oh...yea..."

"Well shoot son, you need to go out there and get you some!"

"Im trying girl! It's just my daddy aint givin me none"

"Word on that G. you told him you wanted him to hit that?"

"Sho did. He says not till the right time. I mean, I feel him on that and all but..."

"Hmm. I smell you. You tried playin hard to fuck?"

"No. how do I do that?"

"Ok, well first off you gotta show me yo man"

I nodded and lead her off to where I figured he would be. Of course my assumptions were right, and we found him in the pet section looking for more toys for his stupid beastly dog. She stared at him for a while, and then looked back at me.

"You mean that fine ass brotha is gay?"

I looked at Riku again and couldn't help but smile. "Uh...yea, I guess he is"

"Wow. You a lucky one to score someone like that...you sure you two haven't fucked?"

I sighed and nodded. She looked at Riku again and then started fumbling around with her long braids.

"Well a guy like that should be one to sho what he workin with every chance he gets. He probably likes to have you beg. Likes seeing you on yo knees, feel me?"

"Yea"

"So all you gots to do is turn the table. Don't ask him for shit. Pretend you don't like him, you know? If baby face gets sexy with you, pretend not to notice, and don't make it obvious that your purposely ignoring him either. And make sure to be kinda sexy about it too...you know...just to tease him. Drive him crazy with that big ass of yours"

I looked at Riku again. "I don't know...I don't think I'll be able to last long"

"Aint gotta be long. Home boy over there will be all over you like my family over fried chicken by the end of day" (A/N- I personally don't understand the whole 'fried chicken' thing. I'm black and don't even really like chicken...Meh)

I shrugged and turned fully to the girl. "Ok then. I'll do it...but if I don't get laid by tonight I'm bout to get heify"

She laughed and patted me on my shoulder. "Good. And you make sure to tell me how good he was when you're done too"

"Oh I will...what was your name?"

"Tomyantey (Tommy-on-tay)"

"Ok then. I guess I better gets ta ignoring now"

"Alrighty then. Later baby boo"

She gave me a light kiss on the cheek, popped her collar, and then left. Hmm...so all I gotta do is give Riku the cold fin. That shouldn't be TOO hard now. I wonder why I never thought of that myself...

HE'S DRIVING ME FUCKING CRAZY!!! I glanced over to Sora who was again at the dancing mat stomping like crazy...only this time it was different. Ever since we left the store he's been ignoring me. Every sexy thing I do around him he doesn't even notice! It's almost like he doesn't want me anymore! I glared at Sora while he jumped and bounced about on the pad...in nothing but laced underwear. Now, I knew that cid had been sending Sora some sexy things, but never had I seen Sora actually wear them. It was driving me insane as I watched Sora's beautifully built bottom bounce around as he did. To make matters worse he was sweaty. I mean really sweaty. He'd been trying to stay in shape and figured DDR would be the funnest way to do it; which meant non stop DDR...non stop bouncing...non stop sweating...and his sexy sweaty body was turning me on. Just as I thought I couldn't handle it anymore, Sora stopped and turned off the game. He then flopped onto the bed lazily with his bottom facing up. It took me all I had to keep myself from reaching over and grabbing it.

"Stop staring at my ass"

I stared at Sora completely in shock. No way...did he just tell me to STOP!?! Oh god, he doesn't want me anymore. He doesn't want me looking at him, and if he doesn't want me looking at him then there's no way he wants me to touch him...I reached over to touch Sora's leg, but he quickly moved it away and glared at me.

"Don't touch me"

My heart sank. "...What...did you just say?"

He rolled his eyes, sat upright and looked me dead in the eye. "I said, don't touch me"

I was completely dumbstruck. "But...why?"

"What do you mean why? Because there's no point in it, that's why"

"No point?" Now I was even more confused. Does this mean that he doesn't want to have sex with me anymore? Sora again rolled his eyes at me.

"I never said that. In fact, you're the one who said you didn't want to sleep with me. Remember?"

I stared at him blankly and scratched my head. "Well...yea, but..."

"But nothing. You said you didn't want me, so now I'm dealing with it. You need to deal with it too"

With that he got up and walked out of the room over to the kitchen area leaving me completely shocked.
Wow, this is working better than I thought! I smiled to myself as I reached into the freezer for some ice cream to help me cool down from my game. I felt around until I came across a long orange and yellow 'bomb pop' in the way back. I didn't really that kind of ice cream that much, so I began to put back when suddenly I stopped myself. Hmm...that girl told me to be sexy about ignoring him...I looked at the long length of the ice cream. Maybe this can help... I licked my lips and smiled to myself again. This was going to be fun.
I sighed and sat up on the bed as the sun had already set and in it's leaving made beautiful colors across the noon sky. What's gotten into Sora?...well obviously not me, and im guessing that's the problem. My thoughts we cut short as Sora walked back into the room with one of the bomb pops I had gotten last week. He sat at the edge of the bed and grabbed the remote to turn the TV on. Once he did so, he turned to MTV only to find that road rules was on again.

"Damnit, I hate this show"

He let out a yawn and let himself flop onto his back. He then took the wrapping off of the ice cream and threw it aside. Slowly, he brought the length to his mouth and tapped it lightly on his lips before letting his tongue out and gently letting it glide in circles across the top of it. He giggled and let out a soft moan as the coldness from the pop caused him to shiver. In the result of the shiver, his soft delicate nipples had become hard and stiff from the new change in temperature. I quickly looked away to avoid getting aroused, but looked down only to realize I was already to late. Shit. SHIT! He must be doing this on purpose just to make me- before I could finish my thought, Sora let out a deep lustful moan which caused me to gasp. Sora must have heard my gasp, because he smiled and looked over at me. He then bit lightly at the top of the treat and licked it all around it's sides. Oh god...I think I'm gonna explode- again I was interrupted by a moan. As I watched Sora, Sora watched me; his eyes never leaving mine. With one final lick at the top, he finally engulfed in whole and started to suck on it. Not able to bear anymore of the torture, I quickly got off the bed and sat on the floor at the edge of it. I snatched the remote from Sora's possession and quickly flipped through some channels. Sora gave a sexy chuckle and sat down beside me. He took the remote back and started flipping through channels himself. There was a quick moment of silence, but of course Sora had to break it with his loud merciless slurping.

"Uh...S-Sora, do you...uh...h-have to do that s-so loud?"

He smiled and twirled a spike of his hair around his finger innocently. "why? Does it bother you?"

"Uh...uh...yea...so just, stop it"

He chucked again and continued sucking, only a little quieter. After flipping through a few more channels he turned back to me.

"So Riku, you ever watch any porn?"

I nearly chocked to death on my spit. "umm...Ack...n-no...I mean-"

"Hmm...you don't? that's a shame. Heh, it's actually quite interesting."

He slowly began to lean closer to me to the point where I could feel his icy cold breath against my skin. He then without warning licked the side of my face causing me to visibly shiver from the coolness of his tongue.

"Human sex looks like sooo much fun..." He gently turned my face so that I was making eye contact with him. "I also find it quite interesting how many positions you people can do in..."

That was it. I couldn't take it anymore. I quickly leaned into Sora and caught him off guard in a kiss. He began to respond, but quickly stopped himself and scooted a little away from me. He came out looking calm and collected. I on the other looked like a blood thirsty baboon. I was panting like crazy and staring at Sora with pleading eyes.

"Sora...whatever I did, I'm sorry. Can we do it now?"

He looked pleased, but still shook his head. "Nope, sorry. I don't feel like this is the right time yet"

"B-b-but-"

"No Riku, no buts."

He then got up and walked back over to the kitchen. Completely frustrated, I let out a stubborn growl and turned off the TV. I then sulked all the way to the bathroom as I quickly brushed my teeth and washed my face to prepare myself for sleep. I changed into my sleepwear and crawled into bed with a small scowl still visible on my face that I just couldn't get rid of and Not long after I had tucked myself into bed, Sora got out of bathroom and quietly got into bed as well. Just as I had about dosed off I felt something snake it's way across my waist.

"Hey Riku..."

I yawned and turned to face Sora. "yea?"

"You think your ready for me?"

I blinked a few times and opened my mouth to talk, but was silenced by Sora's lips on mine.
I'm soooooo sorry I couldn't do what I wanted to do in this chapter. I'll have you guys know I had everything all planned out until I hurt my damn finger.

Sora: ha ha, you dumbass.

Shutup. Anyway, I was typing and crap and then I went to adjust my chair and then my finger got stuck in the bottom part and I smashed it real bad.

Sora:...eww

I know. It's hecka purple, It hurts when I type, and it's left an ugly mark inside my nail. BUT HAVE NO FEAR! As soon as it stops hurting and I stop crying, I can guarantee the next chapter WILL be up. It may probably be short, but it will get that damn lemon off my chest so I can finally get into other things.

Sora: other things? Like what?

Like your mom. HA! Anyway, for one I have to get leons ass back in there, and I have to show...Aww heck, I can't tell you all this, it'll ruin the surprise.

Sora: well what can you tell?

Chapter after next (cuz next is just lemon)= cloud returns (HOORAY!), Leon returns (BOOO! HISSS!), Kairi is a bitch (as always), a check up on Tidus, a visit to a forest, and a visit from someone who escaped the clutches of Ursilios! (whew!)