CROSSOVER PARTY

By Innerhell

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One day, there was this big party at this house. Everybody was there. Lupin was sneaking into the bedrooms and stealing anything valuable. Conan was trying to solve the mystery of who ate all the burgers. And Pikachu, Mocchi, and Plu were having an interesting conversation.

"Pika!"

"Mocchi!"

"Plu..."

"Chu! Pika-pika!"

"Mocchi!"

"Plu... plu..."

Yes, very interesting. Anyway, Goku, Joey, and Serena was having an eating contest in the kitchen. Consuming everything in sight. Suddenly, Goku took a bite out of Serena's hair.

"AAH!!"

"Hey, it doesn't taste like meatballs!" Goku said, disappointed.

"Aww! Dat sucks!" Joey said. "Mmm... meatballs..."

"Okay! Who ate all my ramen?" Naruto shouted.

"Ramen?" Goku said, slurping up some noodles.

Meanwhile, Jaken, Ash, and Genki were sitting on the front porch.

"Why are we sitting here?" Ash asked.

"We're supposed to be bouncers, I think," Jaken answered.

"Why can't we go inside?" Genki asked.

"We're not cool enough," Jaken said.

"This sucks," said Ash.

"Yeah," Genki said. "I wish I was inside."

"Dude," Ash said. "Nobody even remembers you."

"What? How can anybody forget the 'monster-ranching' kid with the roller-blades and the pink fat duck?"

"You were too lame to remember," Jaken answered.

Everyone laughed at Genki.

Suddenly, Jaken yelled, "HEY!"

Kiba, Toboe, Tsume, and the others stopped in their tracks.

"No dogs allowed!" shouted Jaken.

"But we're wolves," Toboe said.

While Jaken argued with the wolves, Kirrara and Keroberos walked past them. Genki and Ash greeted the two and let them in the party.

"Hey! What about them!" Tsume complained. "How come they're allowed in?"

"Kirrara is a cat, I think," Ash explained. "And Kero is a...a...mystical...beast...thing?"

"C'mon! Let us in!" Toboe shouted.

"Uhh..." Jaken mumbled. "STAFF OF TWO HEADS!!"

Kiba and the other wolves got burnt to a crisp.

"Wow! That was cool!" Ash said.

"Yep," Jaken said.

"Eh, I'm going skating!" Genki said as he skated off in his roller-blades, skating into the path of Kaneda's bike.

Anyway, in the backyard, Spike and Jet were eating barbecue and everybody was drinking beer.

"I'm the ultimate badass!" a drunk Kaiba shouted. "I'm the toughest guy around here!"

"Tch, yeah right!" Vegeta said.

"What was that?" Kaiba shouted. "I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUELLLLL!!!!"

And then Vegeta shot a ki blast.

"Ohmigod! You killed Kaiba! You BASTARD!!" Yami Yugi said.

"Shut up!" Vegeta said, killing him too.

"Oh no!" Tea sobbed. "Yugi's been sent to the Shadow Realm!"

"No, you stupid bitch," Vegeta said. "He's DEAD."

And so Vegeta sent her to the Shadow Realm as well. Er, I mean, he killed her, too.

"Yawn! What the hell's going on?" Vash said, waking up from his nap.

"Meow!" said the black cat as it jumped out of Vash's pants.

"HOWDY-HO, KIDS!!" Mr. Buu said, popping up from nowhere.

"DIE!!!" Vegeta screamed as he started blasting everything in sight, reducing the entire place to rubble and killing everybody.

"Oops," Vegeta said as he floated down to the ground. "I guess the party's over."

"No, it's not," Sesshomaru said, riding that two-headed dragon that he's got.

"C'mon," Sesshomaru called out. "Let's go drink beer!"

And the two of them flew off to the nearest bar and got really, really drunk.

THE END

© Innerhell 2004