COWABUNGA, I'M BACK...AGAIN! HOORAY FOR ME!! Ok , enough of my SHANANIGANS! Lez get straight down to business. I finished another chapter (wheeee!!!) in about...what? 1 week and a half? Pretty good for me I'd say. Well anyway, a lot of question are soon to be answered so KEEP YOUR PANTS ON....especially the girl that got hott from the last chapter. LOL!!!!! I'm kidding of course!!! She can take her pants off is she wants. I do all the time. In fact, some times I run around in my underoos for no reason. Call it a fetish. Tee hee. Ok, bai bai!

Haze craze

"A-AH!...whoa...mmm...ah!"

He bounced a few more times on me before he let out one last moan and collapsed onto me in a heap. I didn't know why, but for some reason the fact that he had 'enjoyed' himself annoyed me. It was probably because all the times I had actually tried to please him just to be nice, he would still feel nothing but pain. I scowled and pushed him off me.

"What the fuck was that about?"

He scooted away from me and started to shake slightly. "I-I'm sorry...I...pretended it wasn't you..."

I raised an eyebrow. "Oh? Well then who was I? Riku? Cloud?"

He shifted around uncomfortably and blushed. "U-umm...no...actually, Johnny depp...I...d-don't know why...I'm sorry, it wont happen again, I-"

"Enough Tidus. My god, do you always get so nervous?"

"Only when I'm s-scared"

I rolled my eyes and sat up to glare at the boy, who in turn nearly jumped out of his skin. "Will you calm down already!?"

"I'm sorry, I'll try"

I watched in silence as he got up off the bed as far as his leash would allow and pulled his boxers back on. He then seated himself back onto the bed awaiting further instruction. I couldn't help but to smirk. Heh. Seems like all that beating finally knocked some obedience into him...Although, now that I think about it...I probably shouldn't have been so ruff with the kid. Well then again, he did have to learn who the boss was, so I guess no harm done then. I got up and walked over to my small closet. After changing into one of my usual 'kick-ass' outfits I walked back over to tidus and un-did his leashing's from the bed. I then walked him over to the desk on the far left side of my king-sized bed and grabbed his other 'accessories'. Familiar with the routine, he sunk to his knees and bowed his head so I could put his bulky medal collar around his neck. He then sat up and raised his right wrist so I could put his tracking device around it. He sighed as he watched me secure the blinking object tightly around him to make sure it couldn't be easy removed. Once finished he got up off the floor, went back over to the bed, and stuck his left foot out so I could apply his shackle. Just as I finished with that, I heard a small whimper. I didn't dare look up. I knew what was coming.

'Tidus....your not...crying are you?"

"N-no...of course not..."

Deciding to take the chance, I went ahead and looked up at him only to find what I had dreaded so much. Puppy eyes. Sad, reddened, huge puppy eyes. AARRGHHH. DAMN HIM.

"MUST you make that face?!?"

My yelling only seemed to make it worse, because he started bawling like 3 year old.

"I-I-I'm s-sorry L-Leon..."

I sighed and sat down beside him trying my best to seem concerned. "Tidus? Oh come on, stop that. What the hell are you so afraid of?"

He glared up at me with a stare so angry I jumped back in shock. "What do I have to be afraid of? YOU! YOUR what I'm afraid of! I want to go home, I've told you so many times, and...AND YOU WONT LISTEN! why wont you let me go? Why? WHY?!!?"

Feeling the need to regain control, I stood up and glared back at him. "because I'm Leon, and I get what I want, when I want, how I want. Now if I want to keep you I will, and if I decided to kill you, I WILL. You seem to be forgetting whose life is in danger here.."

"AND THAT'S WHAT I'M ALWAYS SO SCARED ABOUT"

"WHAT, YOU BEING STUPID?"

"NO, YOU THREATING ME"

I opened my mouth to respond, but instead clamped it back shut. After giving it some thought I nodded and smiled. "Oh hey, your right. That is why your always tweaked out isn't it? Well maybe if stay on my good side, I wont be tempted to strangle you all the time"

He looked like he wanted to say something back, but he held it in. Instead, he wiped away what was left of his tears and stood with his head held low in defeat. "What are my orders for today?"

Ah yes, the orders. There were plenty of them, although the small boy could only handle doing a few. "hmm...well, wiggins might need help starting breakfast this morning, so I want to go assist him with that. As soon as your finished through that, I want you to scrub down as much of the front deck as you can. Take breaks only when necessary, understood?"

He nodded and began sulking towards the cabin door. Just as he reached the knob one more thought came to mind. "Oh, and Tidus?"

"yes?"

"I want you to stay as far away from the rest of the crew as possible. Remember, the only ones to trust on this god-forsaken ship are me, wiggins and buckthorn got it?"

"Of course sir" with that, he walked out and closed the door behind him. I laid back onto my bed and submersed myself into deep thought about what my plan was going to be for the day. Ok. From what I've been informed, that dumbass Riku is taking Sora to work with him today. Now knowing Sora, something's going to come up and he's going to wander away like the moronic fool he is. All I have to do is lure him away some how, knock him out, and bring him back here. The orders...fuck the orders. I've decided I want him for myself now. Just as a trophy or a play toy every once in a while. I deserve him, not Ursilios. Especially after all the hell I've been through trying to get him thanks to that asshole cloud. Cloud. That jackass. I hate him. I love him. I can't win. Not that it matters of course. Yes, not after the way I FINALLY captured the bastard and locked him up in the third chamber. There's no WAY he's getting out of there...alive anyway. Yes, maybe things are starting to get better- my thoughts where shattered as buckthorn bursted through the door.

"C'APM LEON, CLOUD HAS ESCAPED!"

"....holey fuck"

I truly have to thank tidus when go back for him. Without his help, I would have probably never gotten out. Also thanks to him, I know that asshole Leon plans to kidnap Sora today from Riku's job. What an asshole. How like him to leave me in some old smelly chamber of some old smelly ship. I don't know why he chooses to go about in that thing. Heh...I remember when I used to think that ship was the coolest thing on earth. I remember how I used to help him keep it in tip-top shape and how we used to sail all over the Bermuda triangle too. Of course now that I'm gone it looks like shit. Figures. He could never really do anything on his own. That jackass. I hate him. I love him. I can't win. Not that matters of course. Yes, he's been ordered to 'whack' Sora, but I doubt he'll do it. After all the trouble he's been through with me? Hell no. knowing him, he's gonna wanna keep Sora to himself as...I don't know...a trophy or a play toy or something. You never know with that psycho. I know if Leon gets him on that ship, no one will hear from them for a good while. No one will find them either...hell, I don't even know how to get there and I've been there a million times!...the only times I've been able to get into the Bermuda triangle is when I was with Leon. I only remember it quite literally being right in the middle of nowhere in the ocean somewhere...like...like a rip in time or something. I miss it. I miss the odd way the sky was always purple and pink...and how everything was so weird there...oh well. Fuck Leon. As I fly away I take one last look back at the old ominous ship that looks so small from where I am. Just before I begin to turn my focus back to getting out, something catches my eye. Some weird...flying dot coming at me. My eyes widen as I realize what it is. Its Leon...holey fuck.

"Well hello there! What's your name?"

"My name is Sor-err...Travis!"

I inwardly let out a sigh of relief. Me and Sora had decided it best not to reveal what his real name was...just as an extra precaution. I watched carefully as Sora shook the hand of one of the bikini models. I didn't really know her name, but I did know she had a crush me. I had never liked her back because was just too...freaky...and not the 'good' kind of freaky either. More like the 'anorexic extra perky Barbie doll' freaky. Yuck. She finally walked away (after giving me one last longing gaze) and left me and Sora alone in the kitchen.

"So where do we go from here?"

"Well, usually I would be called in for maybe a shoot or my advice on something, but today's different. The talent director couldn't make it in today, so since no one has still heard from cloud that left me in charge."

"In charge of what?"

"DUH Sora, of looking at peoples profiles and crap to see if they're model material."

"Oh. Ok! Do I get to help??"

"Well sure, if you want"

"Hooray!" he leaned up to give me kiss, but then quickly pulled back when he remembered the rules. No kissing, no touching, and no giving me 'that look'. I rolled my eyes and lead him out of the room. I watched him as he walked for a second and smiled to myself. Well at least he's not limping as much anymore. No sooner had we left the kitchen area did we hear a bunch of the female models gossiping about how 'adorable' Sora was.

"...I'm telling you Monica, he had the most precious eyes I have ever seen!"

"...He was soooo darling! I just wanna take him home and cuddle him up!"

Sora blushing got worse as we passed the male models.

"Hey Paul, did you see that 'Travis' kid? One fine piece of ass"

"...and I was like two inches from getting a boner, I swear..."

"...bet he'd be a great fuck..."

hmm. Now I understand what woman mean when they say men are pigs. Sora giggled at my thought and started walking closer to me. It wasn't long until we reached our destination. After stepping in, I closed and locked the door behind us. The room wasn't anything too fancy. Just a regular office room with a large wooden desk in the middle, except this one had a large window in the back. It held a wonderful display of the small town, which was why it was one of my most favorite rooms. I pulled up a chair for Sora next to mine, so we could work together a lot easier. Once we had both settled down and gotten out the profiles we got right to work.

"...so what do you think of her?"

"I think she looks like she has an eel stuck up her butt"

"...what about him?"

"WOW he's sexy!!...err...uh...but not NEARLY as sexy as you of course."

"hmm...nice save..."

Before we knew it, we were already finished and had about 2 hours to kill.

"...mmm...So Riku...what should we do?"

Uh oh...he's giving me 'that tone' I turned to Sora and realized he was giving me 'that look' as well. Two seconds later he was all over me, kissing and biting at whatever he could.

"Uh...mmm...S-Sora?...s-stop...Sora...your breaking the rules damnit!"

I grabbed him by the shoulders and held him away from me. "No. no no no. we can't. EXPECALLY here! It'll be my ass if someone walks in on us!"

"But how can they walk in if the doors locked?"

"...that doesn't matter! They can still hear us!"

"But what if I sound proof the room?"

"...Sora, no. we're not doing this. No way, no how. Nuh uh."

"...and so I was like...hey, is that cloud!?!"

HOLEY SHIT. Great, I've been seen...just what I needed. I took a sharp turn to the left and practically DOVE into the kitchen area. Ok, I should be safe in here for a while since lunch isn't until about an hour away...

"Cloud?!?"

"SHIT!...I mean...hi Catty!"

She quite literally threw herself onto me, messing up the outfit I had to go home to change into to make seem as if nothing really happened. "Oh cloud, we've all been so worried!! Where have you been!?!? Did you go out to find Tidus?!?"

"Uhh...yea...that's what I did...and I couldn't find him. I'm sorry, but if you don't mind, I'd like to have a moment alone so I can...gather my thoughts"

"Its ok cloud. We all miss him too"

"Yea...well...see you later"

I sadly walked out the door with my shoulders hunched and my head hung low. As soon I was out of her site I sprinted to the talent directors office where I was told Riku and his cousin 'Travis' were. I grabbed the door knob and turned it only to find it locked. LOCKED?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING IN THERE!?!?

"RIKU, AH! H-HARDER!"

I let out a loud deep moan, spread his legs farther apart and did as told. I wasn't quite sure how we had ended up like this, but I do remember knocking everything off the desk, laying Sora down on it, and stripping him of his clothes.

"OH! S-so good....mmph...DEEPER!"

I reached up with both hands, got a grip on the top of the desk, and started thrusting into him as hard and fast as I could. I moaned again as I felt the painfully erotic sensation of Sora scratching his nails down my back.

"Riku...oh...OH FUCK!"

"OH FUCK!"

I stopped in my tracks as I stared at light blue Porsche convertible in the driveway. I knew damn well cloud was the only man who could afford the damned thing in the whole damned town. HOW the fuck did cloud beat me here!?!? I could have SWORN I saw him go down after I threw that fucking huge ass rock at him! Shit. SHIT! I stormed through the doors, marched into the elevator, snarled at everyone inside it and stopped at the 6 floor. I know Sora's here...I can smell that little brat... I shoved past everyone and continued my storming until I saw the roll sheet hanging on one of the walls.

Cherry-shoot-C03

Monica-interview-Q25

Riku-talent director-L344

That was all I needed. I made a b line straight to the room completely ignoring all the voices around me.

"...OH MY GOSH! Did you guys see that!?!? That was Leon!!"

"...Monica, LOOK! It's LEON!!!"

"...I heard he broke clouds heart..."

"...I heard he's a great fuck..."

"...I heard he's a trans-gender!"

I had to stop at that one. I spun around and gave the man, who I recognized as peter, an angry scowl.

"A TRANS-WHAT!?!? Just SHUT THE FUCK UP before you get yourself hurt you dirty BASTARD"

I turned my attention back to the room and noticed a bush of spiked blonde hair.

"...dirty BASTARD"

OH SHIT, IT'S LEON! I quickly threw myself into a panic. What do I do!!? I can't leave Sora and Riku here, but if he finds me...I stopped my thought as I heard the familiar stomping of Leon's boots as he practically BOMBARDED his way through the office. AACKKK!!! HE'S GONNA KILL ME!!! Ok, not really. I know he could never REALLY kill me...but he still could beat me up pretty badly. Thinking fast, I jumped out in front of Leon and shouted the only thing I knew would get his mind off taking Sora.

"I LOVE YOU!"
"I LOVE YOU!!!"

Those were the last words I managed to scream out before I felt Riku climax inside me. Completely exhausted, I let my arms fall from around his back to the edges of the desk. Riku, who was still panting, let his head rest against my chest.

"Wow...Sora...that was...great"

I smiled a proud smile and was about to respond when I heard a loud thump out side the door. Riku looked up at me, and then looked toward the door.

"What do you think that was?"

I shrugged and gave him a small kiss. "Nothing important probably"

"Yea, I'll bet your-Sora! Your ears!"

I reached up to touch my ears, but instead felt something weird and scaley. I instantly began to panic.

"AH! What do they look like?!?!"

"like when you changed last night! I thought you said that only lasted for the night!!"

"I DID! IT DID! ACK!"

We both scrabbled off the desk and got dressed as fast as we could. We then went running around the room looking for something to cover my ears with.

"If we can just find a hat or something, we can hide your ears and sneak you out with out anyone noticing"

"good idea!...but wait, what's a hat?"

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?"

He rummaged through a few bags in the corner before finally finding what I guessed was a 'hat'. He put the odd thing on my head and tucked my ears into it. He then grabbed my hand and lead me to the door.

"ok, now we cant stop to make small talk with anyone, got that?"

I nodded "of course"

"ok then...1...2...3!"

He flung the door open and we gasped in unison as witnessed Leon and cloud kissing right in front of us. They didn't even notice we where there until Riku blurted out;

"WHAT THE FUCK!?!"
Tidus: hey, I'm back!!!

::yea whatever. Enough about you, lets talk about me. For one, I KNOW some ppl will be confused about a lot of tings, so lemmie jus say some tings now. YES Leon is the captin of a ship. Just because he seems like 'captin' material. Tidus will stay enslaved on this ship for a GOOD while.

Tidus: damn..

::BUTT OUT BUGGA BOO. Anyway, so practically everyone involved is from somewhere or lives somewhere different. Ones who haven't been used yet do intend on being used so keep ur eye out kkkkkkkk???? K. I'm really tired now. I go bed bed. Goodnight tidus

Tidus: goodnight.

::goodnight my audience. And most of all...good night Jeremy sumpter who I have tied up in my closet along side Daniel radcliffe. Night night!.....MWUH HAHAHA