Disclaimer: Harry Potter, Hogwarts, or anything that has ever been mentioned in the Harry Potter books does not belong to me. I would like to own them, and make billions of dollars every year, but the only thing in this story that is mine is my plot, if you can call it one. I am simply one of those very sad people who obsess over something that isn't real. So please, don't sue me, all I have that is of any value is a cello and a computer. Thank you for your time

Chapter 6

Care of Magical Creatures

James Potter

Sirius Black

Remus Lupin

Peter Pettigrew

Lily Evans

Anna Smith

Severus Snape

Wipe that obnoxiously sappy look off your face. You are going to make me sick.

I'm sorry. I can't help it that I'm happy.

Yeah, well, you don't have to go around flaunting it. By the way, how did your date with James go?

Anna, that date happened over a week ago.

So? I had forgotten that I needed to grill you about it until now.

Fine. The date was wonderful. James was so sweet. I know you wouldn't expect that, since it's him and all, but he really was a perfect gentleman. We went to The Three Broomsticks, and Honeydukes. It was great. James is soo sensative.

I hate to say I told you so, but, I told you so.

I'm in such a good mood that I'm not even going to hit you for that one.

My dear Lord. Something is wrong with you.

I'm hurt. Really, I am. Am I really so violent?

YES!

Fine then. You're not being any fun. I'm going to go talk to James.

Prongs, I really think you hit the Jackpot with our dear Lily Flower

Much as I hate to admit it, Padfoot is right, for once. Lily really is perfect for you.

I know. I'm so happy that I finally convinced her to give me a chance. I've been waiting for so long, it's hard to believe that she's actually my girlfriend, and this isn't all just some elaborate dream of mine.

By the way, what are you planning to do with those twenty-five galleons?

There's something that I saw that I think Lily would love, so probably spend it on that.

But don't you usually not care about your girlfriends?

Idiotic Wormtail, this is Lily. Not some random flavor of the week. Oh course he's going to play nice.

Very true. And James, you are going to tell her about the bet, aren't you?

I don't think so. Why?

She's probably going to hear about it eventually. It would be better if you told her, before she hears about it from someone else.

Fine then. I'll tell her after class.

Hey guys.

Hello Lily. We were just talking about you.

Oh dear, this can't be good.

Do you have so little faith in us, Lily Flower?

Do I have to answer that question? And never call me Lily Flower. EVER!

Prongsie, you're girlfriend is being mean to me.

So?

Make her stop.

Padfoot, this is Lily. She gets to do whatever she wants to do. I'm not brave enough to make her stop.

Is that supposed to be a compliment, or not.

Of course it's a compliment, Honey. It's just that your smile is so breathtakingly beautiful that I don't want to make you do anything you don't want to, because then you would stop smiling, and all the light would escape from my world.

Aw, James, You're so sweet.

Guys, stop hugging.

Yes. PDA IS NOT OKAY!

Sirius, shut up.

Bite me.

No, I'd get rabies.

No, that's only if I bite you.

Would someone like to explain exactly what you guys are talking about?

Some other time, Lils, some other time.

Remus, will you tell me?

Sorry, Lily. No can do. It's nothing big. Just an inside joke of sorts.

You guys are hiding something, I can feel it.

What are you talking about?

James, if you tried to be an actor, you would never get a single part. Your face gives away all of your emotions.

Oh, and I had hoped you hadn't figured that one out yet.

James, I hate to break it to you, but everyone knows about that.

You're worse at concealing your emotions than me.

Pettigrew, I don't think that's possible.

You know what, Lils. If James wasn't already going out with you, and would thusly kill me, I could kiss you.

Whatever happened to, "PDA IS NOT OKAY?" What is that, by the way?

Oh, just some randomness an old teacher of mine used to spit out constantly. It annoyed the lot of us to death.

Oh, come on Sirius. I bet James wouldn't kill you.

Yeah, he would. He's very overprotective.

James…

Hey, he said it, not me.

I will never understand guys.

Well, I will never understand girls, so I guess we're about even.Anyway, will you walk up to Gryffindor Tower with me, I forgot something for our next class, and we kind of need to talk about something.

I'm sorry James, I need to talk to the teacher about something. I'll see you later, though. We can talk then.

Fine. There's the bell. See you at lunch.

See ya.

Evans, there is something I think you deserve to know.

What do you want, Snivellus?

Simply to show you something. Now, I know that you know that you're not one of my favorite people ,

No duh, Snape.

But there's something I saw a few weeks ago that I think you deserve to see. Hate to be the bearer of bad news and all, but no one, not even mudbloods like yourself, deserve this.

What are you talking about?

It's a note I found after class. A note that you cannot deny Potter and his friends wrote. Good day, Evans.

"I still think I can get her to go out with me by the end of the year.

Normal or Academic?

Academic. I know I've got mad skills, but they're not anywhere near good enough to do it that fast.

Fine, I will bet you 25 galleons.

Very well, I accept your wager."

TBC

In the next chapter, we get poor Lily's reaction; And I think the next chapter is going to be told by owl, since it's going to be hard to put it into notes. But that means it will be longer, too.

I've gotten some complaints about how clichéd this story is, and I have to say that I've warned you. This is my story that I make us of everything I can't use in my others. And I'd just like to say one thing. Someone told me not to have Lily do the generic thing when she finds out. I take it that the mean that she not get super angry, and all that Jazz. I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm going to be able to do that. I've had something extremely similar happen to me once, and the only reasonable response is to get angry and to ignore the person who did it. Sorry if you don't like that

Now that I've finished my first rant, GO REVIEW! If you don't want to read anything else, take that message to heart. It takes a few seconds, and it means so much to me. I accept all kinds of reviews, but I dislike pointless flames enough that I will flame you back, probably many times worse. I like getting both anonymous and signed reviews, but if your going to flame, please, don't do it anonymously. That makes whoever does it seem like a coward. Also, there is a difference between constructive criticism and flames. I know that my story will have errors, as I am (gasp) only human, and I appreciate people telling me this. But I really prefer it if you tell it nicely, rather than yelling at me about it. Thanks.

Now, to answer everyone who did review (All 31 of you!)

alianora56---I refuse to be blamed if you get in trouble

MPPSexxySiriusJamesRemus- Thanks so much.

munch010- Fate of your lives? In MY hands? This can't be good.

Jen Riddle- I love that word too. And of course Wormtail has issues. He's Wormtail.

charlie – I love it too.

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ki-ki93- Thanks. You are a amazing, magnificant, miraculous, inspirational, wonderous, fantastic, beautiful, hysterical, awesome reviewer. I'd love to read your stories, but I have no time.

Harrys 1 Fan- This soon enough for you?

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Dragix- I might have gone overkill, but I had just had too much sugar. And thanks for pointing that our. I hadn't realized. And your right, anonymous flamers ARE cowards. I just decided to say it nicely.

Ptrst- Wormtail does deserve to die. And I don't know, they might. This idea has possibilities. I must go ponder.

Reina del Noche- I do too.

Anonymuz- sorry about chapter length. It's hard to write long notes, because you don't have descriptions, and no one writes long notes. I'll work on it though.

Little Grey Wing- I'll work on it.

Lady Sunlight- Yes. And now I want you to review again.

KensDragonet- pointy sticks have possibilities also.

makoto-47- I always thought it was Sirius Orion Black, so he's SOB.

SilverCrystal Thorns- I would imagine so.

dancingirl3- is this quick enough?

DeoxyriboNucleic Acid- I'm sorry if you don't like the clichés, but this has happened to me before, and I know the reaction. It's not something that's going to change. I am going to work on making it original from here on out.

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Kiliana Lupin- Oh dear. Sugar. HEHEHE

munch010- I'm really more of a duct tape to the wall and then sic kindergartens with chocolate on flamers kind of person myself.

The Sweet New Zealander- The joke is that is what I do every day in play practice, so emmy told me to put it in.

purplecarrots121 - Thank you.

Maya- Is this going to become a habit with you. Give it back.

Danu3 - I had just had far to much sugar. My geology teacher tells us to be quick like bunnies, but I couldn't use her example of what happens, so I used Sirius, I think it worked out well.

Hikaru- True, it probably wouldn't be good for them. I know! Let's feed him to the little brothers of the world!

Okay, now that I'm done with that, I have to warn you. I'm probably not going to be able to update for a while, a few weeks at least. I'm in a play, and we're about to start tech week. So, I'll work on it, but It's doubtful that I will be able to come up with anything.

Also, go check out EmeraldeyedEvans. She's my co-writer, and she helps come up with the insanity.

Now, for the last time, GO REVIEW!

Later,

Sally