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Chapter 7
The Revelation
James Potter
Sirius Black
Remus Lupin
Peter Pettigrew
Lily Evans
Anna Smith
Dear Anna,
What's going on with Lily? She's been ignoring me lately, and I have no idea why. Did I do something to her? I figured that since you're her best friend you'd probably understand what's going on better than I do. So please let me know what's going on. I'm feeling really confused.
James
Potter-
Well, everyone knows that you're in a constant state of confusion commonly known as idiocy. And as for what's going on with Lily, think, Potter. Think real hard.
Anna
Dear Padfoot,
What the hell is going on with the girls? Lily is ignoring me, and Anna's being really hostile. When I asked her what was wrong with Lily, She told me to think really hard. She's your girlfriend, you figure it out.
Prongs
Prongs,
Why are we writing to each other when we're sitting on beds in the same dormitory? And by the way, ANNA SMITH IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND! And I wouldn't know anything. I don't understand girls, particularly not your Lily-Flower. Ask Moony to help you.
-The Almighty and Perfect Padfoot
Moony,
Help me. Please. I'm confused, and Lily is angry with me. At least, I suppose she is. You're the most girl savvy among us, and so I decided o ask for your help. And will you please inform Padfoot that he is not all perfect. Perfect people do not have fleas.
James
Dear Lily,
Whatever has James done that has made you upset with him? He's really worried about you, and he's being really depressing to be around. And dull. So what uber idiotic thing has he done now?
Remus
Dear Remus,
Will you please inform Potter that I found out about everything, so he doesn't have to pretend like he actually cares about me anymore? And tell him I hope he enjoys whatever it is that he buys with the winnings. Oh, and also tell him that he can go to hell as far as I'm concerned.
Lily
Prongs,
She knows. She knows about everything. And she thinks that it was all a hoax, some sort of revenge for her refusing to go out with you. Or maybe she thinks that it's all been a joke from the beginning.
Remus
Remus,
WHAT?! But... It... I... IT'S ALL SNAPE'S FAULT!
James
Prongs,
What in the hell are you blathering on about? Snape wasn't in on this... Or was he?
Remus
Anna,
Oh, Anna, what am I going to do? I really thought that for once he wasn't being the arrogant jerk he always is, but after finding out about his little "wager" I don't' know what to think!
That's it. This is the last time ANYONE is EVER going to make a fool out of Lily Evans. I'll show him and everyone else that there's no messing around with me. If it's the last thing I do, I swear to god that I'll show them all!!
Lily
Idiots,
You've done it now. Thanks to your stupid little antics you've messed up a relationship that could have worked on its own, you've broken a girl's heart, and now a couple of people who could have been your friends hate you.
Way to go. Nice Job. Pat yourselves on the back. After all, this is what you were intending to do the whole time, isn't it?
Anna
Anna,
Listen, we never meant to... I was only... we were just... I mean, we were just messing around... Lily needs to hear the whole story! We were trying to get Prongs to forget about going out with her, but it ended up... not turning out that way...
-Sirius
Black,
Nice try, like that's a really plausible story. You can't even properly form a sentence to explain you and your stupid friend's actions. You know what? I was beginning to like you, actually, but now that I've seen who you and your friends really are, I'd like nothing more than to shove you head-long into the Whomping Willow. Have a nice day.
Anna
Dearest Anna,
You want proof that he cares? We asked him once, and the bet was never mentioned. I can give you the note. So I'm sorry if you don't believe my story, but, please, consider the whole facts. After all, James is as badly off as Lily is at the moment. And I think they can truly be happy together. They were before, weren't they?
-Sirius,
P.S. I like you, too.
P.P.S. Here's the Note- Prongs, why do you want Lily to go out with you?
Why do you want to know?
Because Lily's my friend, and I don't want to help you if the only reason you want her to go out with you is so that you can win that bet.
Fine. I don't know, really. It's just that, well, every time that I'm around her, I get this feeling. You know how it feels when you drip hot candle wax on yourself? How it hurts oh so much for a second, but then it cools off and feels so good that you want to do it over and over again? Well, that's how I feel when I'm around Evans. And I never want her to go too far away, because I have the strangest feeling that if I do, then I'm going to lose myself along with her.
Sirius,
Oh my God! I'm sorry I was cruel to James, but, wow. I don't think I've ever read anything more beautiful. And you're right. They would be happy togther. Now, how do we make Lily realize this?
Anna
P.S So, you want to go out sometime?
Dearest Anna,
Now you're speaking my language!
-Sirius
P.S. Love to.
Padfoot,
This is entirely your fault! If you had never thought of this stupid bet than none of this would have happened. I can't believe I ever agreed to such a thing. But now, since you did think of it, I've lost Lily, possibly for forever.
Prongs
Prongs,
Well, it's not my fault you agreed to that bet! If you hadn't been so cocky about yourself, then none of this would have happened. If- No, we shouldn't fight. It would be hopeless, and we have to get you and Lily Flower back together. So, how did she find out?
-Padfoot
Padfoot,
It was Snape. After all, who else but that idiotic jerk would go around looking in garbage cans for notes, and then give said note to someone, just to break up a happy relationship?
Prongs
Prongs,
You have a point. So, Snape it is. And you know what? He's going to pay for what he did. He's going to pay as much as I am capable of making him.
-Padfoot
Moony, Rat, and Anna,
Tomorrow begins our Operation of BLAJBTODT, or Bring Lily and James Back Together or Die Trying. Bring ingenuity and originality. With these two, we need all the help we can get.
-Sirius
So, what did you think? I know this chapter was a bit weird, but I'm in a weird mood. And I'm sorry about the excessive lines. It was the only way let me differentiate between the different writers, nd it just looked confusing with only fonts.
However, people better be grateful, for this chapter is longer than all the others have been.
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