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Chapter Twelve

The Plotting of the BLAJBTODT

Sirius Black

Remus Lupin

Peter Pettigrew

Anna Smith.

Lily Evans

I hereby call this meeting of the BLAJBTODT to order. Does anyone have any ideas that they'd like to share?

We could always just show Lily that note that we showed Anna.

Remus, hate to break it to you, but she'd never believe it. Lily's a very, well, skeptical person. She'd think that one of us forged it. Plus, she probably wouldn't care what he had said. So even if she did think that he really wrote it, she would believe that it was just some other trick of his. Lily doesn't forgive easily.

Very true, Anna. I still have scars from a few run-ins with her.

We could just forget about it all. After all, it doesn't affect us, so why should we care?

Wormtail, now is the kind of time that I cannot understand why we are friends with you. Prongs needs our help, and he's helped us in our time of need too many times for us to ignore his despair.

Aw, Remus, that was so sweet.

Anna….

I'm not doing anything, it was just really sweet.

I was thinking we could lock them in a broom closet until they apologize to each other.

Where would one find an empty broom closet? Most people use them for other things than just trying to get two friends back together.

Oh, yeah, true. Wormtail, any ideas?

Sirius, sweetie, think about who you're asking. Do you really think he has the intelligence capacity to think of a single idea?

True, true.

HEY!

The truth hurts.

That's my line!

Very sad. Sirius, do you have any more ideas?

We could just let nature run its course, but add a few hints here and there. After all, we all know that James and Lily were meant to be together. So they will get back together eventually. I think.

Now you're speaking as though they have common sense. Now, I love Lily, she's my best friend, but in some things she is utterly and completely clueless. And stubborn. Very, very stubborn, as I have said before. So it's a brilliant idea, but I don't think it would work.

Sirius could confess to instigating this whole thing.

Good Lord, no! I enjoy having my head on my shoulders rather than pickled in a jar under Lily-flower's bed, thank you very much.

Well, I don't see why you do. It's not like you're putting it through any significant use, after all.

HEY! I am too.

Then how do you explain your grades?

I never said what was the use I put it to, now did I?

Too much information! I think I'm going to be sick.

Well, you're the one who started this whole line of conversation. Now, we could attempt to send Lily an apology from James.

Sirius, he's tried to apologize himself. It didn't work. What makes you think that you would be any better at it?

Well, that could be a problem. So we can't use anything traditional, we can't let them be, and we can't try to do anything on their behalf. Good God, what is left?

Not much.

They really need to work this out on their own, Sirius. We can't do everything for James. We can console him, we can help him work his way through this, but we can't do everything.

I'll try to talk Lily around one more time. But, Sirius, there really isn't anything left for you to do. See ya around.

Well, actually, I can do something. I can make Snivellus pay for attempting to destroy Lily and James's relationship, and for succeeding.

You know what, Lily, maybe you should give James a second chance.

So says the one who yelled at him for me a week ago.

Well, things change. I've heard a lot about this bet, and part of it you don't now about.

I know enough. He doesn't care. He never cared. It was all some elaborate joke. And I'm glad I found out when I did. Now I can get over him.

And how, pray tell, are you going to do that?

All I have to do is to forget how much I love him. All I have to do is put my longing to one side. Tell myself that love's an ever-changing situation. Passion would have cooled and all the magic would have died. All I have to do is to pretend I never knew him on those very rare occasions when he steals into my heart. Better to have lost him when the ties were barely binding, better the contempt of the familiar cannot start.

Pretty words, Lily, but are you sure you can carry them out? I got to go. See you around.

What is she talking about? Oh course I can. It'll be easy. Well, until I think about him as he was when I last touched him. And how he would have been were I to be with him today. Those very rare occasions don't let up they keep on coming. All I ever wanted and I'm throwing it away. Maybe she's right. Maybe i can't do this...

No, I can. He never cared. I'm better off without him. He'll see. They'll all see. I'm going to be fine. In fact, I'm going to be better than ever. And even though I'll think about him till the earth draws in around me, I can survive. I've survived heartbreak before, I can do it now. I know I can.

Oh dear, poor Lily. Poor James. Poor them all. Now, the next chapter's going to be the last one. Sad, isn't it.

I know this chapter wasn't as good. I'm sorry. This is one of those liaison chapters right before the end, so it was hard to plan anything, since I already have the end written out. Oh well.

Now, go review. Pretty please? I'll accept any kind of feedback, but dislike anonymous flames. I'm being brave and putting my stuff out here on You may think that it's trash, but if you want to say that, you don't have to yell it at me. Particularly not when you're hiding behind an anonymous name. Dude, it's just not cool.

Oh, and the first person who can catch the AIDA quote, and say what song it's from will get… something. It is unknown what, but something nice will come.

Now, to answer all my beloved reviewers:

sassafras029- Oh dear. Well, first off, you can't have uber. It's not mine to be stolen from. And I love your compliments. You make me laugh too.

. Rose Lily Potter- You did review. For chapter 3. And I did answer. In chapter four. I don't think you've reviewed since. And I will update confusion when I have inspiration. Which hasn't really happened yet. Sorry.

munch010- Plans could have been more devious. I was finding it difficult to get into a Sirius state of mind.

NorberttheDragon- Dragons are cool. And I'm sorry you don't like the name Anna Smith. It's a combination of the names of my two best friends, one of who reads this story and would hurt me if I change it. And I loved my name of the operation too.

choc chip cookies- I hath bringeth the laughter.

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Leaping Cow- Exactly.

Readreviewer- Usually I update when I get inspiration. Or when Emeraldeyedevans, my co-writer, yells at me.

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Jen Riddle- thanks. Now I've gone back to being boring. Sigh.

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Now, go be good little fan fiction readers and review, because the more you review, the quicker I update. It's all scientific, naturally.

Sally