A/N: Sorry for the long wait, I know its horrible, three days! ::screams and runs out of the room:: this one will probably be short considering that I have a million things to do, including a party that I have to set up.

Many thanks to:

Jessie: Thank you for thinking its funny, I am so glad! I greatly dislike FFs that are like soap operas. They do not appeal to me.

CrystalizedLily: Thank you again for reviewing, you are superly cool, and I am very surprised that "Crystal" is anything like you. I usually mess up things like that.

Only two!! ::sobs:: I thought I meant more to you!!!! Lol. Actually, there are only 5 reviewers overall, and one of them reviewed twice and one of them was me. (he he he.) I know its probably against some rule, but my computer was acting stupid, and I didn't do it so the numbers would go up.

Okay! To the story! You all didn't come to hear me ramble!


Chapter Four: Sirius and......Lily?

A week passed, and the marauders had finally gotten used to school life again. Since it was their fourth year, nothing really important was going to happen.

They had only done four pranks so far less than usual, and only two detentions each. Far less than usual.

Sirius was still astounded about what happened with Holly on the train, witch was funny, considering he was supposed to be the kind of person that never shut up. Alas, he had done quite the contrary; he had not talked much all week. James thought this was funny because it was the first time a girl had kissed him first. Actually, come to think of it-

"Have you ever kissed a girl?" James asked, as they were walking out of the common room one morning to breakfast.

"What kind of a question is that? Of coarse I have. Loads of times."

"How many?" asked Remus with a grin. "How many girls have you snogged?"

"Um, to many to count," Sirius replied.

James stopped to turn around and face him. "Sirius, with someone with an ego as big as yours, you would count down to the last hug," He said, eyeing him suspiciously.

"And your ego is much smaller, I'm sure," Said Sirius sarcastically.

"No, it isn't. In my years at Hogwarts, I have been hugged 58 times, kissed on the cheek 45 times, and kissed 33 times," said James. "By girls."

"You've been kissed by a boy?" Said Sirius with disgust. "Eww, get away from me."

"No, Sirius, I haven't." James sighed. "Holly was your first kiss, wasn't it."

"No, no! Um.... I've kissed ah-Lily before! Yeah! She was my first kiss! Lily!" said Sirius at a last attempt.

"WHAT?" yelled James.

Very smart, Sirius, very smart. Say you "kissed" the one he has a crush on.

"It was one night! It didn't mean anything to me!" With deep seriousness in his voice. (A/N: very good actor.) "I swear!"

"One night? Now its a night? Oh, that makes me feel so much better," James replied.

Remus was very amused by this all. James was such an idiot!

"Well well, look who it is! We can ask Lily now!" Said Remus. Lily was walking down the corridor, in their direction.

Sirius grew steadily paler.

"Ask me what?" she said cheerily.

"LilydidyousnogSirius?" James said in one breath.

For a moment, Lily looked like she thought they were all insane. But when he saw Sirius' violent nodding behind James and Remus' smiling like he was about to explode if he didn't laugh, she thought she would have some fun.

"Well, yeah," Lily said. This is going to be so funny.

"Loads of times. But which one? Are you talking about the closet next to charms incident, or the closet near the Ravenclaw common room incident? But then there is also the quidditch shed incident. Those are the most memorable, I'm sure......" She said, with a look of amusement at James and Sirius' faces, and Remus, who was using all of his energy not to laugh.

".....But there were still the closets on the 4th and 5th floors, the astronomy tower...." She trailed off.

"Its a lie! James, don't believe her!" Sirius said. He looked like he had seen a ghost.

James turned slowly to face Sirius.

"I'm gonna get you, Sirius Black! You're dead!"

They raced down the hall, Sirius only a meter ahead of James.

"You should measure it, you know. How far he runs for you. It could be a world record! I can see it in the book already! 'How far someone has ran for their love.' So cute." Said Remus.

"He is not my love," Lily said hitting him.

She walked to the common room, not 'to get some shut eye' like she told Remus- but she was actually doing- what else- getting a measuring tape.


A/N: That's an okay chapter I guess, even though its a little short..... sorry, all! Hey, the more reviews, the longer the updates!