I am SOOOOOOOOO sorry that I haven't updated in about a month. I have been busy, and I have written a new story, blah blah blah. Well, I think that this is the best time to update, cos I'm leaving for Disney World in two days. I am excited! I do not own Jack Sparrow, or the Lord of the Rings.

Okay, review praises:

GothicKitti: Hi! That is okay that you are not an LotR fangirl. I am glad that you reviewed my story. See you at school.

lordoftheringsfanficreader: yes, Chaos is a person. My friend, Chaos-CAT1 is helping me write this story, and Chaos is her character.

It is okay that you haven't reviewed in a while. I haven't updated in a while, so we're even! I am glad that you like my 'funny' parts in my story, and I really do own a mallet. Thanx for reviewing!

Ami M. Mercury: There! There is the wad of bracelets! Are you happy now?! Nah, I'm kidding. Thanx for reviewing!

Chaos-CAT1: Finally my co-writer reviews! Everybody give her a big round of applause! Thanx for reviewing! And thanks for all the tid bits you've given me along the way!

Okay, here's chapter four, for all of those people who have been waiting for it:

Chapter Four: A Pirate in Lothlorien?

"J-J... Captain Jack Sparrow?! The Captain Jack Sparrow?!" Chaos asked, mouth gaping open. Jack half-smiled. "That'd be me, love," Chaos was still in awe. "What're you doin' here?! Of all places?!"

"I'll tell you at the feast," Jack stuck out his hand, "Savvy?" (A/N: I love that word!) Chaos grabs it ecstatically. "Oh, okay!" she said as she rapidly shook his hand. Jack looked down. "Could ye let go o' my hand, love. I'll need it later." Chaos stopped. "Uh, sure!" she let go of his hand, "Bye!" Chaos started waving as Captain Jack Sparrow walked away.

Kate rolled her eyes. "Smooth, Chaos," Kate said. Chaos clasped her hands. "I know! Isn't he?!" she sighed a fangirl sigh. (A/N: this part was occurring in a time when my co-writer was in love with Captain Jack Sparrow.) "Huh?! I was talking about– forget it." Kate mumbled as she and Chaos made their way to their rooms to prepare.

"Kate! How do I look?" Chaos asked, walking into Kate's room. She (being Chaos) was wearing a bright orange dress with bright pink trim and unevenly cut sleeves. Her wavy blonde hair was hanging loose, as usual. She had also found a necklace with a thin, silver chain. On it was a small, silver-wrought dragon's head with shiny onyx eyes.

Kate stared open-mouthed. "Y-you're wearing a dress? You never wear dresses!" Kate exclaimed. "I know, but I really like the necklace!" Chaos confessed. She held it up to show Kate. It was cute, and made Kate smile. She got up. "Uh, ta-da?" she said, and spun to show off her dress. She was wearing a mulberry coloured dress with pale lavender mesh sleeves that came to her knees, almost. Her brown hair was plaited into a braid that hung over her right shoulder.

She had not removed any of the eighteen home-made bracelets that thickly covered her wrists, but found a short necklace made of silver that looked like a vine with leaves on it. Kate pointed. "I see that you didn't take your bracelets off, either." she said. Chaos had four bracelets on, made by Kate, and one on her ankle, which she had made at Kate's sleep over.

Chaos looked. "Nah, I like 'em too much." Kate smiled. "Me, too. That's why I brought extras." With that, she walked over beside her bed, picked up her pair of jeans and pulled out a large wad of colorful bracelets from one of their pockets. Chaos stared with eyes shining. "Ooh! Who are they for?!" she asked, a little anxiously. Kate shrugged her shoulder. "Don't know yet." she answered simply, staring at them.

Chaos squealed. "Maybe Captain Jack Sparrow will want one!" she smiled widely. "Maybe, but we better get to the feast before they start worrying about us." Kate looked at her, then started making her way out of her room.

"I would like to welcome all of our friends, young and old, but a special welcome, and honour goes out to our guests: The Fellowship of the Ring, and these two Elves, Kate and Chaos," Celeborn announced. Applause filled the forest. "As you may or may not know, Kate and Chaos will be joining the Fellowship to complete tasks that no other member would be able to accomplish." he continued. Applause again.

Celeborn picked up a silver-trimmed goblet. "Now, we make a toast. To the Fellowship!"

"The Fellowship!" the other Elves echoed.

"To Elves!" Celeborn cried.

"To Elves!"

"And finally, To Chaos and Kate!"

"To Chaos and Kate!"

"May the feast begin!"

"Yay!"

Chaos was seated in front of Jack, while Kate was seated beside Chaos. "So, tell me. How did you get here?" Chaos asked. Jack looked up from his enormous plate of food.

"Well, ye see?" he started, with a mouthful of food. "I was searching for Port Royal to find this Will Turner fellow. Nice boy, but too high strung for me. Anyway, I run into this bloody horrid storm. It split me Pearl right in half, and must've drifted me here. I woke in this place where a man by the name of Elrond told me to follow a Company of Nine. He said they had left only hours ago, so I'd catch up real quick like. I didn't see anyone for three bloody days! I finally found them found them climbing up a HUGE mountain, and I trailed behind after that. Then, in this cave, a crazy old man fell off a cliff, and blamed me, but dropped a ring. I saw people lookin' at me, so I went up to 'em and gave this short person the ring, and he got mad at me. Then, I met that lad," He pointed to Legolas, "who looks very familiar, but he claims he's never seen me. Now I'm here... What's you guyses story?"

He pointed to Chaos and Kate. "I was spending the night at Kate's house, when we heard something on her window. We went out and saw three weird people. One person we didn't see blindfolded us, then knocked us out, and we ended up here. Our story isn't as interesting as yours..." Chaos sighed, and stared dreamily at Jack.

"Do you realise just how many people would KILL to be where we are?!" Kate whispered. Chaos smiled. "Yeah, and we aren't even preps!" she answered. "More like rejects..." Kate's voice trailed off. "I wish GothicKitti was here. She could amaze them with Mr Clicky!" "Who?" Legolas asked. He had taken a seat next to Kate during Jack's story. Kate turned her head. "Mr Clicky!" Kate answered happily.

She spoke to him like he was one of her friends. She was no rabid Legolas fangirl. Heck, she wasn't a Legolas fangirl at all. "Who is that?" he asked. "He's GothicKitti's pet lighter!" Kate said. This shocked Legolas. He had no clue what a lighter was. "Oh..." he said quietly.

Kate looked around. "Uh, do you know how many girls would kill to be in my spot now?" she asked, trying to sound mysterious. "No, how many?" he asked in a very formal way. (A/N: For all those non-LotR fans out there, Legolas is a prince) Kate smiled. "Try your age times five! Even more girls than that would kill for my seat!" she said in a very giddy fashion.

Kate turned from Legolas and started talking and socialising with the other Elves, so she didn't notice Legolas staring at her.

Okay, chappie four is FINALLY up! Stay tuned!

Aww, Leggy's found love! See what happens next! Three reviews, please. They are what make this story go, but Flames will stop it, so be nice! Farewell, until we meet again, or until I update. Bye!

-DaydreamingTurtle-