Winter: Hey there and finally welcome to the next chapter of "Ye Olde Yu Yu!"
Wisdom: Winter would like to apologize for the LONG wait.
Winter: Yes I am very sorry so if Dream you could forget the plans of coming after me with happy pitchfork friend I'd love it.
Wisdom: Yes very well ::cough::
Winter: HIEI DISCLAIMER!
Hiei: Yu Yu Hakusho belongs to Yoshihiro Togashi. Autumn a.k.a Phantom Harmony belongs to Dreamchasereternity and Hinote a.k.a Vladimir belongs to EternalBlackNight.
Winter: ON WITH THE FANFIC!
Chapter Two: Ye Olde Yu Yu Part 2:
The gang walked down the street from Autumn's house to the bus stop. Once the bus got there everyone paid and went to the back of the bus. Flash sat in the middle of Hinote and Hiei in the last seat that could fit three people. To the left Kuwabara and Yusuke sat and to the right was Autumn and Kurama.
"This is going to be so much fun!" squealed Autumn.
"Yup!" said Hinote. "I can't wait to see the dungeon!"
"Or the torture chamber," said Flash.
"Sheesh Flash your such a sadistic," said Yusuke.
"Wow! Yusuke knows big words!" said Autumn.
"Oh shut up!!" said Yusuke throwing a glare at Autumn who smiled and waved.
Everyone was quiet for most of the ride when suddenly Autumn spoke up.
"Know what I'm thinking?" she asked.
"About shiny things, fluff and Kurama in a swim suit?" asked Hinote.
"Nope."
"Then what?" asked Yusuke.
"Nothing. Frightening isn't it?"
Everyone starred at Autumn like she had three heads. Hey maybe she does you never know. Autumn turned to look at them.
"What?" she asked.
Everyone shook their heads with a 'never mind.'
The bus slowly pulled to a stop. Once it completely stopped everyone on the bus stood up and piled out off of the bus. The gang followed the crowed up to the ticket booths and got online.
Once the tickets were paid for the entered the fair placing their tickets in a basket as they got a map of the fair.
"Let's see," said Flash looking at the map. "We are here at the front gate."
"Wow look at all of the shops!" said Autumn looking around. "Oh my frogs..."
"What is it?" asked Kuwabara looking at Autumn.
"They have stocks!" she squealed.
Both girls exchanged looks then smirked evilly at each other then to the boys. The guys' sweat dropped as they smiled nervously.
"Why do I have a bad feeling about this?" asked Yusuke.
Five minutes later:
"Could this be why?" asked Hinote.
All the guys were stuck in the stocks on a small wooden stage.
"Now on the count of three," said a man who was taking their picture.
"One..."
"Flash I'm going to kill you," growled Hiei. "You too Autumn."
"Two..."
"Hiei! Kill Flash but not Autumn!" said Kurama.
"Oh gee thanks Kurama," said Flash.
"Three!"
Autumn and Flash gave a victory sing just as the picture was taken. Autumn let the guys out as Flash took her camera back from the man and thanked him.
"Did you really have to do that?" whined Kuwabara.
"Hai now shut up," said Flash.
"So how are we gonna do this?" asked Yusuke looking over Flash's head.
"Why don't we walk down Spende Penny Lane and look at the shops. Then circle around through Mystic's Way to Dragon Walk and then we will end up in the town market with other shops.
"Sounds good," said Hinote.
"Wheat! We get to go shopping!" said Autumn.
Everyone took off down Spende Penny Lane and stopped at all of the shops. As they were walking by them a fat old bald man selling demons horns stopped the group.
"You would you guys that to have some devil horns? Only fifteen paper bills!" he said.
"No thank you," said Kurama.
"I think Flash should get them it fits her," said Yusuke.
With that said he earned a punch in the head. Kurama laughed nervously as he pulled Flash and Yusuke down the street. When they got to the end of the lane and pretty girl that looked to be about in her twenties were selling leather roses.
"Ello sir," she said with a bow. "Would ye like to by a simple rose for is lady?"
Kurama smiled and waited for Autumn to pick out a rose. She chose a beautiful pink rose. When she pointed at it the lady smiled and placed some of the perfume in it before giving it Autumn.
"Would you like one as well?" she asked Flash taking the money from Kurama. "I have ones that you may like."
Flash followed her to the other side of her cart. There were a lot of roses with beads and things hanging off of them.
"I thought that you may like this," she said pulling out a black rose with a spike in the middle.
Flash took it with a grin and paid for the rose. After thanking the lady the others made their way down Mystic's Way. Trees that blocked in most of the sun covered Mystic's Way. There were many tents and stands hiding within the trees. People were getting their fortune told, there were hand readings crystal ball gazing and many other things.
"I found my home," said Flash looking around.
"Would you like a tarot reading?" asked a woman sitting at her stand.
Hiei pointed at himself blinking. She nodded happily letting her raven hair fall into her face. He turned to the others her shrugged. Hiei shrugged at sat down across from her.
"What is your name?" she asked as she shuffled her cards.
"Hn, Hiei," was the cool reply.
"Hiei...that is a nice name," she said placing the cards down on the table before them. "Well Hiei I want you to divide this pile of cards into four. I want one on top and the other three on the bottom."
Hiei nodded and did as he was told. When he finished he looked up at her.
"Now I want to flip each card over."
Hiei did as he was told. He looked up at the woman who gently gazed down the cards. He followed her look at realized that he had drawn the devil.
Shock too his face and the woman smiled. "Don't be alarmed. The devil is not a bad card. Let me explain each card has two meanings when it is up right and when it is not. We label the cards by the order the top one is card, A which is what's at hand. The one to your far left is card B this stands for past influences. The one is the middle; C stands for you to ponder this and the last one D is on what you should do.
"In your case the devil card A is upside down so it is telling that for you things are unclear in the matters of how you feel," she told him.
Her gaze went to the second card. "Ah The Lovers! Now this card is upright so it is saying that lovers and close friends take center stage. You need to take time to tell those close to you how much you care.
"Oh the Magician! This is a very interesting card. Now this you need to ponder and since the card is reversed it is telling that you need to pay attention to the rules and think twice before acting. Don't close your self off away from everyone, your friends care about you and want to help you."
Hiei looked down thinking about the others. Could it be that she is right? Is he too close-minded to see that he has people that care for him?
"And the last card is the Hermit, now since it is reversed it is telling you to spend time with the one you love most," she said with a smile.
Hiei stood. As he handed her the money Flash came running up behind him.
"Are you done? The others are waiting at the end of the rode," she said walking up next to him.
Hiei nodded and walked away from the table. Flash shrugged and trotted up to walk next to him.
"Look," she said pulling something out of her bag. "I got a new tarot set since Fluffy tore my other one up."
"Cool," said Hiei not taking his eyes from ahead of him.
They walked up to see the others looking at the map.
"So I think we turn down this road," said Kuwabara pointing behind them.
"No we need to go that way!" said Yusuke pointing in front of them.
"I wonder how long it is going to take them before they realize that the map is upside down," said Hiei.
Flash shrugged. A couple of minutes later Kurama sighed before he took the map from Kuwabara's hands and turned it over before handing it back to him. Autumn, Hinote, Yusuke and Kuwabara all blinked.
"O0o0o0o0o0o," they said in union.
Kurama's sweat dropped as they all started walking down Dragon Walk into the Market Square. Along the market there were many cool shops most of them were dress up shops where you could by clothes, others were little toyshops for kids. As they were walking down the road Flash stopped in front of a small shop run by a guy in his early twenties. Skulls and all of that stuff Flash likes surrounded the shop.
"Flash are you coming or not?" called Yusuke from a couple feet away from her.
"I'll be there in a minute!" said Flash then walked in.
"Hey," said the guy.
"Hey," said Flash then started to look around.
Flash and the guy started talking about random things as she was paying for a skull candleholder and a little thing that says Libra on it.
"So what's your name?" he asked.
"Flash, you?" she answered.
"Josh," he said.
"Cool, so did you make all of these things?" asked Flash.
"Yeah my dad runs the company that makes them," he said.
Flash smiled as she looked around and pointed at two little trolls that were looking over a self.
"Those remind me of two of my friends," she said.
Josh laughed and Flash joined in.
"Hey Flash," said Hinote coming up behind her. "They are having this herb talk thing across the road, you wanna come?"
"Yeah I'll be there in a minute," said Flash getting her stuff.
Hinote nodded and waited for her as she said a farewell to Josh then walked across the road to the herb talk.
It was being held in a small little garden with a tree and some benches. Flash and Autumn sat under the tree while the guys sat on the benches and the lady was standing in front of them.
Once the herb talk was over they all went to go get something to eat in the market then walked down along Royal Row. There they were having jousting rounds that they stopped to watch for a little bit then went on there way since it was pretty fake.
Once they got to the end of Royal Row they cut through Lakeside Market and played a couple of games then went to the Sherwood Forest Stage to watch a show.
(This didn't happen because Dream wasn't with me this happened when she went to a fair by herself.)
Everyone sat up front so they could get a good view of the show. The man came out and talk for a bit then picked Autumn to come up on stage.
"Some
people question whether there are really bumps on their heads to read
but to a Phrenologist there's always bumps. I hate when people say
that. I'm the Phrenologist, not you. Now Autumn," he said as he
took out a heavy wooden mallet. "Are there bumps on your head for
me to read?"
Autumn started inching away.
"I'll
give you a hint, you should say yes," he said holding mallet
threateningly.
Autumn still inched away. "YES! "
"Very
good," he said as he threw the mallet behind him over the stage.
"OW MY HEAD!!" yelled a voice.
The crowd laughed as the professor laughed nervously.
"Oops."
Autumn
started at Flash and mouthed 'help me.'
"Let's test her," he said. "What's your age?"
"Fifteen...""Okay, here's a good memory question for a fifteen year old. Twenty-nine years ago..."
The audience started laughing. Autumn looked horrified.
"So, what day did it air on?" asked the professor.
"Tuesday!" said Autumn in a happy perky voice.
The audience started to laugh again.
"Very Good! You're absolutely correct! Not many people know this but it actually did run on a Tuesday," he said.
Next he measured her sense of humor. She has a good sense of humor! There was also optimism. Then he measured musical talent. He said Autumn had a lot of musical talent and a good voice. Then he said she should play the piano and gave her a card to his 'piano shop' called Pianos 'R Us and the used piano shop called, Pianos Wuz Them.
"She's
got large bumps of Stubborn-ness," said the man feeling her head.
"This means she's about as flexible as raw spaghetti."
"Harmony,"
coughed Hinote.
Everyone nodded.
The last thing he measured telepathy.
"I only find this on about 1 out of 1000 people and guess what...I've just found it on you! You probably knew I was going to say that because you can read my mind! Have you ever known what people were going to say before they said it?" he asked.
"Yeah," said Autumn blinking.
"That's
because you're a mind reader!" he chirped. "Now, let's do a
little test. Close your eyes and someone in the audience will hold
up an object. Then we'll all focus on the object and you'll read our
minds to find out what it is."
Autumn closed her
eyes.
"Okay! Somebody hold something up! Alright,
everyone, focus on the object. Now Autumn, water we
thinking about?"
The audience laughed.
"Water!"
said Autumn with a smirk.
"Very good! Now another test.
Someone hold something else up. Ah ha! This one's in the bag!
What's the item?"
The audience laughed again.
"A
bag!" chirped Autumn.
"That's right!" exclaimed to
professor.
Everyone laughed as the man helped Autumn off the stage.
"That you Autumn! You have been a lovely helper!" he said.
Autumn walked over happily and sat next to Kurama.
Once they show was over they crossed Robin Hood's Bridge and went to the garden to see the Maypole. Every sat in the garden like field the Maypole was in as they watched the women run around it with the ribbons.
After that they continued onward and stopped to watch the Live Chess Game. It's when people play the pieces. The crowd was amazed on how the Knights got the horses to bow down every time they waited.
When that was over the walked along the Queen's Highway to go see the Torture Chamber. Their guide was a Scottish man dressed in kilt (if that's what they are called) and spoke in fake voice.
He game around telling everyone about the different kinds of things. When he got up to a chair he told a story about it.
"Now since watching people slowly die and scream in the most painful of pains the guards would play a little game when the victim would be in this chair," he said. "Now as you see there are clamps to hold down the hands and legs so the person would be stuck there."
He did a little showgirl stance and stood on one foot the make everyone laugh.
"And not the clamp up here with the screw would go to the persons' head and the screw would slowly go into there head."
"Wheat!" said Autumn.
The man starred at her then went on. "Now since things can get boring watching people die the guards played a little game. They would set coins around the victim and eventually the persons eyes would pop out of the head and who's ever coin the eye or eyes were closet to they would win all of the coins."
"Dude!" said Flash. "I wanna play! Hey...where's Yusuke?"
Flash looked around for Yusuke who was hiding behind Kurama.
"Now Flash it isn't nice to trap your friends to a chair and drive a screw through their head so the eyes will pop out," said Kurama like it was an everyday thing.
The man starred at Flash. "My ye you're a lil sadistic."
Flash nodded happily. Hiei smirked, while Kurama's sweat dropped. Autumn and Hinote smiled proudly.
"That's our Flash for ya!" they both chirped.
"Since when do I belong to you," snarled Flash.
Both of them went on rambling random things that had no meaning to it what so ever.
"Shut up or else your going to find yourselves in that chair," said Flash as they walked on to the next torture device.
Autumn and Hinote clamped their hands over their mouths refusing to say anything else.
"Hn, I can get used to this," smirked Hiei.
After the little tore was over it was getting to be around dinnertime.
"Aye ya!" said Autumn looking at her watch. "I promised my mom we'd be home in an hour or so."
"Well we really did everything," said Hinote looking at the map.
"Yeah," said Yusuke. "Most of the stuff here is shopping."
"Well the next bus leaves in fifteen minutes so let's catch that one," said Kurama looking at a piece of paper.
Everyone nodded and started to walk down the road back to the main gate. As Flash was about to follow them she saw the guide from the torture chamber. She smirked evilly and picked up a rather large sack that was on a stand next to her.
She snuck behind him put the sack over his head made sure he was stuck in there then walked happily after the others with a kicking sag being dragged after her.
On the bus:
"Hey Flash what's with the sack?" asked Kuwabara.
"Air baka," lied Flash simply closing her eyes.
"I think he wants to know why it is moving," said Kurama.
Flash sighed. "That guide person is in there in place of my minion."
"Oh okay," said Kurama.
Five minutes later:
"FLASH!!!!!!!!!!!! IT ISN'T NICE TO KIDNAP PEOPLE.......!" Began Kurama.
"NO SPEECH!!!!!!!!!!" yelled everyone in union was the covered his mouth.
End chapter:
Winter: ::Dances:: Its finally done! Sorry if this is a little dull but I lost interest in this two shot so that's why it took so long to update. But I wouldn't delete it because I'm stubborn like that.
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