Chapter 7:The Kristin McNickel Tragedy
Its no tragedy! Trust me!
(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)( .)
After Pan and Uub left.
"Okay. Let's see.I gotta call up Crystal.and Dolly Anne. Then I need to call Katrina.Courteney.Walker. and Stevie. Then I gotta make Cory, John, and Michael.and. Bryan come to the party." Kristin thought to herself.
"Hello? Walker? Hey babe! Could you pick up oh.10 bottles of vodka and 200 bottles of hard lemonade? Thanx baby! Yes. I promise. Okay. Okay. Buh Bye. Yes. I know. Okay. Buh bye." Kristin grinned as she hung up the phone with her on-and-off boyfriend Walker Joe Fleanne.
*up on Dende's Tower, Dende grins evilly as he thinks oh a plan to make Kristin suffer*
#If only Uub were here to pleasure me now! # Kristin thought to herself 3 hours later even though she had just met Uub earlier that day.
As the guests began to pour in, the smell of alcohol was thickening the air. Kristin had downed 3 bottles of hard lemonade already and she wasn't stopping anytime soon. She started to flirt with Stevie when Walker decided it was time to go to the bedroom (an: *cough* *cough* I wonder what they're doing! *cough* *cough*). However, she wouldn't go up unless Stevie, Michael, Cory, and John went with them. She was partially drunk, the guys were all drunk, so it didn't take much persuading to let all *ahem* with her at the same time (heheh. Dende is sooo evil! Haha!).
After many hours of endless and meaningless sex, they all finally came to their senses, and went back downstairs. There, Kristen downed a bottle of vodka (she's only ½ human. ¼ of her is ice-jin and the other ¼ is bitfrochellm-jin (a.k.a. bitchfromhell-jin)). However, she STILL wasn't drunk so Dende, being as evil as he is, decided to give her the worst death. He decided that she would drink 10 more bottles of hard lemonade, 2 cans of beer, 5 shots of tequila (whatever that stuff it), and a bottle of whiskey. After taking all that alcohol into her system, Dende then made her run around (outside) naked (she was fully and completely drunk), run back inside, run onto the balcony, and trip over a couple who happened to be making-out on the floor. Dende then makes her fall over the balcony and into the thorny bushes below. (an: OUCH! This stunt was professionally done, please don't try this at home! LOL! j/k) Meanwhile, it's been getting cloudy and starts to pour down rain. As she gets back up, pulling the thorns out of legs and arms and butt, a lightning bolt suddenly decides to fry Kristin. But of course, she's standing in a big puddle of water, and shocks her like, 10 times worse. After experiencing all that energy, she conks out. The ambulance takes too long to get there so, she gets that one disease thing from being exposed to long in the cold and dies. When Pan comes back.
Fact of the week: Dragon Ball GT is NOT a real series. It was created by FuNimation, NOT Akira Toriyama. Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball Z are actually meant for teenagers so FuNimation decided to create this stupid series for little kids. However.GT isn't really 4 little kids either. They show Master Roshi in a strip club for heavens sake! And also.That is why Trunks looks sooo gay in GT. Because Akira didn't draw him! DUH!!!
Its no tragedy! Trust me!
(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)( .)
After Pan and Uub left.
"Okay. Let's see.I gotta call up Crystal.and Dolly Anne. Then I need to call Katrina.Courteney.Walker. and Stevie. Then I gotta make Cory, John, and Michael.and. Bryan come to the party." Kristin thought to herself.
"Hello? Walker? Hey babe! Could you pick up oh.10 bottles of vodka and 200 bottles of hard lemonade? Thanx baby! Yes. I promise. Okay. Okay. Buh Bye. Yes. I know. Okay. Buh bye." Kristin grinned as she hung up the phone with her on-and-off boyfriend Walker Joe Fleanne.
*up on Dende's Tower, Dende grins evilly as he thinks oh a plan to make Kristin suffer*
#If only Uub were here to pleasure me now! # Kristin thought to herself 3 hours later even though she had just met Uub earlier that day.
As the guests began to pour in, the smell of alcohol was thickening the air. Kristin had downed 3 bottles of hard lemonade already and she wasn't stopping anytime soon. She started to flirt with Stevie when Walker decided it was time to go to the bedroom (an: *cough* *cough* I wonder what they're doing! *cough* *cough*). However, she wouldn't go up unless Stevie, Michael, Cory, and John went with them. She was partially drunk, the guys were all drunk, so it didn't take much persuading to let all *ahem* with her at the same time (heheh. Dende is sooo evil! Haha!).
After many hours of endless and meaningless sex, they all finally came to their senses, and went back downstairs. There, Kristen downed a bottle of vodka (she's only ½ human. ¼ of her is ice-jin and the other ¼ is bitfrochellm-jin (a.k.a. bitchfromhell-jin)). However, she STILL wasn't drunk so Dende, being as evil as he is, decided to give her the worst death. He decided that she would drink 10 more bottles of hard lemonade, 2 cans of beer, 5 shots of tequila (whatever that stuff it), and a bottle of whiskey. After taking all that alcohol into her system, Dende then made her run around (outside) naked (she was fully and completely drunk), run back inside, run onto the balcony, and trip over a couple who happened to be making-out on the floor. Dende then makes her fall over the balcony and into the thorny bushes below. (an: OUCH! This stunt was professionally done, please don't try this at home! LOL! j/k) Meanwhile, it's been getting cloudy and starts to pour down rain. As she gets back up, pulling the thorns out of legs and arms and butt, a lightning bolt suddenly decides to fry Kristin. But of course, she's standing in a big puddle of water, and shocks her like, 10 times worse. After experiencing all that energy, she conks out. The ambulance takes too long to get there so, she gets that one disease thing from being exposed to long in the cold and dies. When Pan comes back.
Fact of the week: Dragon Ball GT is NOT a real series. It was created by FuNimation, NOT Akira Toriyama. Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball Z are actually meant for teenagers so FuNimation decided to create this stupid series for little kids. However.GT isn't really 4 little kids either. They show Master Roshi in a strip club for heavens sake! And also.That is why Trunks looks sooo gay in GT. Because Akira didn't draw him! DUH!!!