Disclaimer: I own nothing of J.K's! I only own the cuties (also called
babies). Sorry it took so long to get this one up. I had to watch my brat
sister for a while. She is six and a pain in the ass! Sorry again. Enjoy!
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& Morning at the House
Hermione awoke later that morning around eight. The girls were once again crying their little hearts out and Emma's beat red face almost matched her red hair. Bridget was crying so loudly someone from outside would have thought Hermione was beating her.
"Come on sweeties," Hermione said as she picked up the two girls who immediately started to calm down. "Lets go get some food. Huh? Is that what you want?" she asked the two now smiling girls in her arms. Bridget's chocolate brown eyes stared up at her mother as if trying to say 'What else would we want?' Emma's blue eyes were staring off into space like Ron's often did when they were at school. Hermione was almost out of the room when she noticed Ron's note to her. "You bet I'll leave your daddy a diaper!" Hermione said with a laugh as she continued out of the room. "One less thing for me to do."
When they got down stairs Hermione sat the two girls in their highchairs and began to put baby formula into the yellow see though bottles. 'Another chaotic morning off to a perfect start.'
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& Ron's Work
"I see you can actually manage to keep the drool off your paper work today, huh?" Harry asked with a joking voice as he walked into their office.
"Yes, actually I can," Ron said proudly. "And that is because my lovely wife decided to be nice yesterday, after making me do the most horrid thing in the world, and took care of them last night after bed."
"You got to change diapers, huh?" Harry asked with a smile on his face.
"Yes unfortunately. And I volunteered to change two more tonight."
"Are you feeling okay?" Harry asked with fake concern as he rushed over to feel Ron's head. "You poor, brave soul, you. No man should ever have to do that twice," Harry said with fake amazement.
"Yeah, I know. But I'll tough it," Ron said with a look of bravery on his face. They both started laughing and got to work.
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& Back at Home
Hermione and Ginny sat at the coffee table in the living room as Bridget, Emma, and James slept upstairs. Ginny was supposed to be helping Hermione with her series, but it seemed to Hermione that she was just trying to piss her off.
"Okay," Ginny began, "what if your little character here got attacked by a werewolf?"
"Gin, Remus would kill me and you in our sleep."
"Fine. What about a vampire?"
"No, Too much blood. Don't like blood."
"Kappas?"
"Did you not hear me? I don't like blood! They feed on it."
"Are you sure about the werewolves?"
"Yes, I am sure."
"Positive?"
"Yes."
"Absolutely positive?"
"Yes." Hermione said getting annoyed.
"But,"
"Gin, NO."
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& That Night
Ron had his head in the fireplace and was talking to Harry though the green flames. "And she wouldn't even let me use a gas mask!" he complained.
"Well, Ron, you did volunteer," Harry pointed out.
"Yeah, well, she didn't have to be a wench about it. Evil hag," Ron muttered under his breath not knowing the 'evil hag' was behind him. The next thing he knew there was a sharp pain in the back of his head as a book hit him.
"What book is that?" Harry asked.
"How to Change Diapers for Dummies. Remus and Tonks gave it to us," he said as he turned to say he was sorry to Hermione.
"That's low. That's lower than low. I'm adding that to my list," Harry said as he got up to find 'the list'.
"Wait, Harry! What list?" asked the confused Ron. He took his head out of the fireplace and went into the kitchen, where Hermione was now struggling to keep the bottles in the two crying babies mouths. "Need some help?" he asked as he took the struggling Bridget out of her arms. She gave him a look that clearly said 'duh' in the beginning, but quickly turned into a 'thank you'.
As they fed the babies Hermione's eyes kept drooping more and more. "Here, let me feed them and I'll put them to sleep. You go to bed, you look wiped," he told his wife as he took the calmed down Emma from her mother's arms.
"Thanks honey," she said tiredly after yawning. She kissed him on the cheek and turned towards the stairs.
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& One Hour Later
Ron sat in the rocking chair, attempting to put the girls to sleep again. He had unfortunately come up with the brilliant idea of "Let's gives the kids Chocolate Frogs! That'll put them to bed!" His plan had, obviously, backfired. "I need help," Ron suddenly was hit with another 'stroke of genius' as he stuck his head into the fireplace and flooed every father he knew. This group consisted of his own father, Mr. Weasley, Harry, Remus, Neville, and Fred and George.
(A/N We all know whom Harry and Mr. Weasley are married to and whom their kids are but I am going to tell you who everybody else is married to and their kids. Remus and Tonks have three. A set of twin girls Aiden and Lydia, who are a year older than Ron's and then a little boy, who is the same age as Ron's girls, Sirius. He is named after the late Sirius Black. Neville is married to Luna and they have a little girl, who is also the same as Ron and Hermione's kids, Stella. Fred is married to Angelina and George is married to Alicia. They each have a set of twins. Fred has Jimmy and Timmy and George has Anna and Hannah. They are two years older than Emma and Bridget. Sorry if you don't like the names. Deal with it!)
They all arrived fairly quickly and all of them had a glare plastered on their faces. "What do you want?" Remus asked angrily. Ron had forgotten that it was close to a full moon and he was probably very, very, very tired. And cranky. Very cranky.
"Help me put my kids to sleep?" Ron asked very cautiously.
Mr. Weasley look at Ron and said very happily, "I finished this a long time ago." Then he left to go to his crying children free home.
"I've got my own kid. Sorry mate," Harry said patting Ron's back. Then he too turned and left.
"I've got three. Have fun!" Remus said sarcastically as he ran to the fireplace for two reasons. 1) Full moon was close and he wanted to get back into that nice warm bed.
2) When he left he woke up his own children and Tonks looked like she was ready to kill.
"Um... Sorry Ron, but I want to be alive tomorrow. Luna wasn't to happy when I ditched her with Stella, who also won't sleep. At all." Neville said apologetically as he turned and left.
Fred and George only said two words before they also left, and they were, "Ha ha."
After everyone left, Ron went up to check on the two girls. They were both fast asleep. "Well, now I know what to do next time they won't go to bed."
A/N That's all folks! Hope you liked it! NOW REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& Morning at the House
Hermione awoke later that morning around eight. The girls were once again crying their little hearts out and Emma's beat red face almost matched her red hair. Bridget was crying so loudly someone from outside would have thought Hermione was beating her.
"Come on sweeties," Hermione said as she picked up the two girls who immediately started to calm down. "Lets go get some food. Huh? Is that what you want?" she asked the two now smiling girls in her arms. Bridget's chocolate brown eyes stared up at her mother as if trying to say 'What else would we want?' Emma's blue eyes were staring off into space like Ron's often did when they were at school. Hermione was almost out of the room when she noticed Ron's note to her. "You bet I'll leave your daddy a diaper!" Hermione said with a laugh as she continued out of the room. "One less thing for me to do."
When they got down stairs Hermione sat the two girls in their highchairs and began to put baby formula into the yellow see though bottles. 'Another chaotic morning off to a perfect start.'
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& Ron's Work
"I see you can actually manage to keep the drool off your paper work today, huh?" Harry asked with a joking voice as he walked into their office.
"Yes, actually I can," Ron said proudly. "And that is because my lovely wife decided to be nice yesterday, after making me do the most horrid thing in the world, and took care of them last night after bed."
"You got to change diapers, huh?" Harry asked with a smile on his face.
"Yes unfortunately. And I volunteered to change two more tonight."
"Are you feeling okay?" Harry asked with fake concern as he rushed over to feel Ron's head. "You poor, brave soul, you. No man should ever have to do that twice," Harry said with fake amazement.
"Yeah, I know. But I'll tough it," Ron said with a look of bravery on his face. They both started laughing and got to work.
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& Back at Home
Hermione and Ginny sat at the coffee table in the living room as Bridget, Emma, and James slept upstairs. Ginny was supposed to be helping Hermione with her series, but it seemed to Hermione that she was just trying to piss her off.
"Okay," Ginny began, "what if your little character here got attacked by a werewolf?"
"Gin, Remus would kill me and you in our sleep."
"Fine. What about a vampire?"
"No, Too much blood. Don't like blood."
"Kappas?"
"Did you not hear me? I don't like blood! They feed on it."
"Are you sure about the werewolves?"
"Yes, I am sure."
"Positive?"
"Yes."
"Absolutely positive?"
"Yes." Hermione said getting annoyed.
"But,"
"Gin, NO."
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& That Night
Ron had his head in the fireplace and was talking to Harry though the green flames. "And she wouldn't even let me use a gas mask!" he complained.
"Well, Ron, you did volunteer," Harry pointed out.
"Yeah, well, she didn't have to be a wench about it. Evil hag," Ron muttered under his breath not knowing the 'evil hag' was behind him. The next thing he knew there was a sharp pain in the back of his head as a book hit him.
"What book is that?" Harry asked.
"How to Change Diapers for Dummies. Remus and Tonks gave it to us," he said as he turned to say he was sorry to Hermione.
"That's low. That's lower than low. I'm adding that to my list," Harry said as he got up to find 'the list'.
"Wait, Harry! What list?" asked the confused Ron. He took his head out of the fireplace and went into the kitchen, where Hermione was now struggling to keep the bottles in the two crying babies mouths. "Need some help?" he asked as he took the struggling Bridget out of her arms. She gave him a look that clearly said 'duh' in the beginning, but quickly turned into a 'thank you'.
As they fed the babies Hermione's eyes kept drooping more and more. "Here, let me feed them and I'll put them to sleep. You go to bed, you look wiped," he told his wife as he took the calmed down Emma from her mother's arms.
"Thanks honey," she said tiredly after yawning. She kissed him on the cheek and turned towards the stairs.
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& One Hour Later
Ron sat in the rocking chair, attempting to put the girls to sleep again. He had unfortunately come up with the brilliant idea of "Let's gives the kids Chocolate Frogs! That'll put them to bed!" His plan had, obviously, backfired. "I need help," Ron suddenly was hit with another 'stroke of genius' as he stuck his head into the fireplace and flooed every father he knew. This group consisted of his own father, Mr. Weasley, Harry, Remus, Neville, and Fred and George.
(A/N We all know whom Harry and Mr. Weasley are married to and whom their kids are but I am going to tell you who everybody else is married to and their kids. Remus and Tonks have three. A set of twin girls Aiden and Lydia, who are a year older than Ron's and then a little boy, who is the same age as Ron's girls, Sirius. He is named after the late Sirius Black. Neville is married to Luna and they have a little girl, who is also the same as Ron and Hermione's kids, Stella. Fred is married to Angelina and George is married to Alicia. They each have a set of twins. Fred has Jimmy and Timmy and George has Anna and Hannah. They are two years older than Emma and Bridget. Sorry if you don't like the names. Deal with it!)
They all arrived fairly quickly and all of them had a glare plastered on their faces. "What do you want?" Remus asked angrily. Ron had forgotten that it was close to a full moon and he was probably very, very, very tired. And cranky. Very cranky.
"Help me put my kids to sleep?" Ron asked very cautiously.
Mr. Weasley look at Ron and said very happily, "I finished this a long time ago." Then he left to go to his crying children free home.
"I've got my own kid. Sorry mate," Harry said patting Ron's back. Then he too turned and left.
"I've got three. Have fun!" Remus said sarcastically as he ran to the fireplace for two reasons. 1) Full moon was close and he wanted to get back into that nice warm bed.
2) When he left he woke up his own children and Tonks looked like she was ready to kill.
"Um... Sorry Ron, but I want to be alive tomorrow. Luna wasn't to happy when I ditched her with Stella, who also won't sleep. At all." Neville said apologetically as he turned and left.
Fred and George only said two words before they also left, and they were, "Ha ha."
After everyone left, Ron went up to check on the two girls. They were both fast asleep. "Well, now I know what to do next time they won't go to bed."
A/N That's all folks! Hope you liked it! NOW REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!