Chapter 3: Chocobos gone wild! (No not like THAT.)
Note: If I haven't scared you away yet, this belongs to Squaresoft. And maybe some stuff inspired by the great Lady Spork, and permission has been authorized from LadyTifa26 for usage. If you want to be a character, GIVE
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"Okay, get this.", said Tifa, holding a list of house rules, as Rachel would be staying there, and Laura would be with Cloud, because Aeris used the other bed besides Rachel. "Here are the house rules. You shall take care of all the chores assigned to you, in exchange for room and board. Helping keep up the chocobos, cooking, some cleaning, and any extra repair work."
"Yep, got it.", said Rachel, putting up a hand-drawn poster of Cloud above her bed. Aeris used some healing materia on her, and she was now helping Laura out of her bandages.
"And one more thing...", said Tifa.
"What?"
"HANDS OFF CLOUD!", she yelled in Rachel's face.
"Okay, okay. Jesus, get a mint!"
"Grr. . ."
"Yay! Cloudy!", squealed Rachel as she put up a few more hand-drawn posters.
"What did I just say?", reprimanded Tifa.
"You never said anything about posters."
"Fine, but keep it to a limit."
"All done.", said Aeris, finishing up Laura.
"WOOHOO! I can feel again! But will I ever play the piano again?", she said as she got to her feet.
"Of course you can feel now, and I'll just ignore that last statement.", said Aeris, wandering over to what Rachel is pinning up.
"I've noticed your lack of luggage. Your gonna need work clothes, and sometimes errands will take you outside of town, so we're gonna need to get you weapons for the monsters. Did you even hear me?" Rachel was on her knees on her bed, bowing excessively up and down, worshipping a shirtless poster of Cloud.
"CLOUDY! YOU ARE MY ONLY GOD!"
"STAY FOCUSED!.", Tifa yelled.
"Hey, not bad.", said Aeris as her eyes migrated to Cloud's bare chest.
"Oh god, not you too. . .", Tifa moaned.
"What, I thought you liked Cloud.", said Rachel as she parted from her shrine and left the room. "Holy shit!" She saw Tifa's room, and all the walls were plastered with Cloud pictures.
"Oops. Left the door open. . ."
"Hey Tifa, I'm here to get Laura."
"SQUEE!"
"AHHH!" Rachel jumped on Cloud, who was walking up the hallway, and she bowled him over.
"GET OFF! HOLY SHIT!", he yelled as soon as he saw Tifa's room.
"AAAAHHHH! BLIND!", yelled Laura as she shielded her eyes from the posters. But her eyes fell on Tifa's piano, and she loved playing them. "OOOH! Piano!", she said like a child to candy.
"I'm surprised you even have the capacity to know what it is.", Tifa remarked. Laura began playing very simplistic child songs, and the others sat impatiently. "If you're quite finished, we have to go."
"Okay, just hold on." And she took the Highwind theme sheet music and started making corrections.
"What's she doing?", asked Tifa.
"Watch this.", Rachel grinned. Laura stretched out her fingers and placed them on the keys. And her fingers began to virtually dance across the keys, playing the FFVII theme song, while Cloud, Tifa, and Aeris stood gawking. "Do, Re, Mi, Ti, La...", began humming Rachel as the song climbed to a dramatic peak, and she then ended.
"Ooh, howzabout this one?", said Laura. And she began playing "One Winged Angel", on the keyboard, while Cloud and the other two just gaped, and Rachel sat there humming along. "YAY!", she said after she concluded. "Uh, guys?" They were all staring at her, as they didn't expect her to know anything at all.
"What's taking so-AAH!" Vincent stepped in the room, and Laura immediately lunged toward him.
"SQUEEE!"
"HEY! WHY AM I STRAPPED DOWN?!?", Laura yelled from a chocobo.
"Because, if you can't handle yourself in front of Vincent, you aren't getting up.", said Tifa.
"Then tell me one thing. . .", said Laura as the rest hopped on their chocobos to go to Cosmo Canyon for their supplies.
"What?"
"Why do you act as though you're in a constant state of PMS?"
"QUIT WHILE YOU'RE AHEAD!", she yelled. They left the chocobo stables, and headed south to the sun-scorched desert.
"Urp! Getting. . .sick. . .", said Laura, her head bouncing up and down from the chocobo's movements.
"I know! Let's sing a song!", exclaimed Rachel.
"Dear Jesus. . .", muttered Vincent.
"Let's sing 'One Winged Angel'!", shouted Laura.
"WOOHOO!" And they then began belting out the lyrics, while the others grew rabid of insanity.
"Burning inside
with violent anger
Burning inside
With violent anger,
Sephiroth
Sephiroth
Burning inside
With violent anger
Burning inside
With violent anger
Fate-monstrous
And empty
Fate-monstrous
And empty . . ."
"Can't. . .take much. . .more. . .", said Cloud with his eye twitching.
"RRR. . .", went Tifa. "Must. . .fight urge to. . .kill. . ." Vincent's eyes grew a deeper blood red. "Come, come, O come, do not let me die. . ." "THAT'S IT, I CAN'T TAKE IT!", yelled Vincent. And he took his gun and shot at their chocobos' feet, throwing off Rachel, but Laura was still strapped on. "AHHH! What's going on!?", screamed Laura. "Wark! Wark!" Her chocobo ran around madly, and fell into the ocean off a cliff. They all ran over to the cliff, (except Rachel who just staggered over) and looked down as she fell into the rocks. "Ouch. . .", they said after seeing her make her descent. "Can she swim?", asked Tifa to Rachel. "Not with a chocobo strapped onto her. . ." "Oh boy..."
Welly well well then, that was stupid AND short. Hey a record! Please leave a review, flamer, picture of Cloud. . .heh, heh. . .oh right, on your way out. PLEEZE! Oh, and at www.squaresound.com you can hear all the music Laura played, and the full lyrics! YAY! Update coming soon!
Note: If I haven't scared you away yet, this belongs to Squaresoft. And maybe some stuff inspired by the great Lady Spork, and permission has been authorized from LadyTifa26 for usage. If you want to be a character, GIVE
ME PERMISSION! Otherwise, no sale.
"Okay, get this.", said Tifa, holding a list of house rules, as Rachel would be staying there, and Laura would be with Cloud, because Aeris used the other bed besides Rachel. "Here are the house rules. You shall take care of all the chores assigned to you, in exchange for room and board. Helping keep up the chocobos, cooking, some cleaning, and any extra repair work."
"Yep, got it.", said Rachel, putting up a hand-drawn poster of Cloud above her bed. Aeris used some healing materia on her, and she was now helping Laura out of her bandages.
"And one more thing...", said Tifa.
"What?"
"HANDS OFF CLOUD!", she yelled in Rachel's face.
"Okay, okay. Jesus, get a mint!"
"Grr. . ."
"Yay! Cloudy!", squealed Rachel as she put up a few more hand-drawn posters.
"What did I just say?", reprimanded Tifa.
"You never said anything about posters."
"Fine, but keep it to a limit."
"All done.", said Aeris, finishing up Laura.
"WOOHOO! I can feel again! But will I ever play the piano again?", she said as she got to her feet.
"Of course you can feel now, and I'll just ignore that last statement.", said Aeris, wandering over to what Rachel is pinning up.
"I've noticed your lack of luggage. Your gonna need work clothes, and sometimes errands will take you outside of town, so we're gonna need to get you weapons for the monsters. Did you even hear me?" Rachel was on her knees on her bed, bowing excessively up and down, worshipping a shirtless poster of Cloud.
"CLOUDY! YOU ARE MY ONLY GOD!"
"STAY FOCUSED!.", Tifa yelled.
"Hey, not bad.", said Aeris as her eyes migrated to Cloud's bare chest.
"Oh god, not you too. . .", Tifa moaned.
"What, I thought you liked Cloud.", said Rachel as she parted from her shrine and left the room. "Holy shit!" She saw Tifa's room, and all the walls were plastered with Cloud pictures.
"Oops. Left the door open. . ."
"Hey Tifa, I'm here to get Laura."
"SQUEE!"
"AHHH!" Rachel jumped on Cloud, who was walking up the hallway, and she bowled him over.
"GET OFF! HOLY SHIT!", he yelled as soon as he saw Tifa's room.
"AAAAHHHH! BLIND!", yelled Laura as she shielded her eyes from the posters. But her eyes fell on Tifa's piano, and she loved playing them. "OOOH! Piano!", she said like a child to candy.
"I'm surprised you even have the capacity to know what it is.", Tifa remarked. Laura began playing very simplistic child songs, and the others sat impatiently. "If you're quite finished, we have to go."
"Okay, just hold on." And she took the Highwind theme sheet music and started making corrections.
"What's she doing?", asked Tifa.
"Watch this.", Rachel grinned. Laura stretched out her fingers and placed them on the keys. And her fingers began to virtually dance across the keys, playing the FFVII theme song, while Cloud, Tifa, and Aeris stood gawking. "Do, Re, Mi, Ti, La...", began humming Rachel as the song climbed to a dramatic peak, and she then ended.
"Ooh, howzabout this one?", said Laura. And she began playing "One Winged Angel", on the keyboard, while Cloud and the other two just gaped, and Rachel sat there humming along. "YAY!", she said after she concluded. "Uh, guys?" They were all staring at her, as they didn't expect her to know anything at all.
"What's taking so-AAH!" Vincent stepped in the room, and Laura immediately lunged toward him.
"SQUEEE!"
"HEY! WHY AM I STRAPPED DOWN?!?", Laura yelled from a chocobo.
"Because, if you can't handle yourself in front of Vincent, you aren't getting up.", said Tifa.
"Then tell me one thing. . .", said Laura as the rest hopped on their chocobos to go to Cosmo Canyon for their supplies.
"What?"
"Why do you act as though you're in a constant state of PMS?"
"QUIT WHILE YOU'RE AHEAD!", she yelled. They left the chocobo stables, and headed south to the sun-scorched desert.
"Urp! Getting. . .sick. . .", said Laura, her head bouncing up and down from the chocobo's movements.
"I know! Let's sing a song!", exclaimed Rachel.
"Dear Jesus. . .", muttered Vincent.
"Let's sing 'One Winged Angel'!", shouted Laura.
"WOOHOO!" And they then began belting out the lyrics, while the others grew rabid of insanity.
"Burning inside
with violent anger
Burning inside
With violent anger,
Sephiroth
Sephiroth
Burning inside
With violent anger
Burning inside
With violent anger
Fate-monstrous
And empty
Fate-monstrous
And empty . . ."
"Can't. . .take much. . .more. . .", said Cloud with his eye twitching.
"RRR. . .", went Tifa. "Must. . .fight urge to. . .kill. . ." Vincent's eyes grew a deeper blood red. "Come, come, O come, do not let me die. . ." "THAT'S IT, I CAN'T TAKE IT!", yelled Vincent. And he took his gun and shot at their chocobos' feet, throwing off Rachel, but Laura was still strapped on. "AHHH! What's going on!?", screamed Laura. "Wark! Wark!" Her chocobo ran around madly, and fell into the ocean off a cliff. They all ran over to the cliff, (except Rachel who just staggered over) and looked down as she fell into the rocks. "Ouch. . .", they said after seeing her make her descent. "Can she swim?", asked Tifa to Rachel. "Not with a chocobo strapped onto her. . ." "Oh boy..."
Welly well well then, that was stupid AND short. Hey a record! Please leave a review, flamer, picture of Cloud. . .heh, heh. . .oh right, on your way out. PLEEZE! Oh, and at www.squaresound.com you can hear all the music Laura played, and the full lyrics! YAY! Update coming soon!