Oddityisme: Gueeeess what? I'm back! ...Not that anybody care P But yeah...boredom! So here I go! ...Not gonna be long..I don't think.

Disclaimer: I STILL don't own them, quit asking!

"Sa..sasuke-Kun...I..didn't see you ..there.." Sakura revealed herself from behind a tall oak tree, she couldn't stop herself from shaking. Maybe it's because of what happened the other day, but she just couldn't face Sasuke...plus she was worried what he'd do to the poor dough boy...nasty attitude, big mouth, but what a KAWAII face...he'll be a natural in the Entertainment world.

"MAN, Powl, you are horrible at lying!" Pillsbury commented with a roll of his eyes as he stood on the ground, smoothing out his soft ...doughy (Voice: You are SO sad...DOUGHY?!) (Author: -0- SHUT UP! I'm stupid…) (Voice: Well think on the bright side…at least you are aware of your stupidity.) skin.

"Is that your toy, Haruno?" Sasuke asked monotonously.

Pillsbury snorted, "I'M NOT A TOY!!!! And what do you plan to do to MY Powl?!"

"Powl? Ehn...I'm not wasting my time with idiots like yourself. Sakura...follow me."

Obviously not expecting this, Sakura shot him a questioning look but obeyed anyways. Just as she took her first step, Pillsbury took hold of her legs and pulled her backwards. "NOT IF I CAN HELP IT!"

"Ah...AHH!!!" THUMP "YOU BAKA!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?! THAT HURT(&#)!(&!)(#" Sakura shrieked, being embarrassed in front of the young Uchiha would probably be listed as the #1 hated thing on her list, …if she had one. Plus the fact that this is the second time within minutes that this tiny, soft TOY has forced her to kiss mother earth...didn't help at all.

"I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT US HARUNOS CAN DO!!!!" Sakura roared, charging at the tiny piece of ..dough. Her face, the colour of an apple. Author:If you think about it, it was rather an interesting scene...but anyways, let's get back to the story. What was strange, was that no matter WHAT the poor pink-haired did, she couldn't seem to even come close to touching the small Pillsbury. You can just imagine her frustration...in the end, even Sasuke could not wait any longer...

"Sakura, DUCK." He yelled as two (-.-' I can't remember what those black thingies they always carry are called..You can't blame me!!! I haven't watched Naruto in a LONG time cuz my comp won't work and nobody will burn it for me... but ANYWAYS…) flew Pillsbury's way.

Years afterwards, during an interview with us, Sakura recalled that nobody there ever saw Pillsbury move, but the didn't hit him or even come near him! While saying this, her eyes full of respect for the small dough boy.

"...Impressive." Sasuke commented after a long silence, his voice full of bitterness.

"HAHHAHA" Pillsbury laughed, "You haven't even seen me with sugar and yeast added." (Author's note: Err...I'm not COMPLETELY sure with the whole baking thing...just ...yeah. Sorry.)

"I didn't finish my sentence," Sasuke smirked. "There's a greater force you can never defeat...SAKURA, LET'S GO!" He shouted before taking off towards an alley himself.

"Ah..? Oh..OH! I'M COMING SASUKE-KUN!"

"Wha..WHAT? THIS IS ALL YOU'VE GOT? COWARD! CHICKEN! COME...what's that noise..."

Rumbling

"GIRLS!!! SPLIT! SQUAD ONE, FOLLOW ME! SQUAD TWO AND THREE SEARCH SASUKE-KUN'S HOUSE! SQUAD FOUR AND FIVE, COMMENCE OPERATION N.A.G. WITH THE SUSPECT EXACTLY 10 M FROM US SOUTH-EAST. DO NOT LOSE HIM. GO GO GO!!!"

"Uh oh."