AN: Yes the title of the chapter is Goat pee, you'll see what it means. I do not own Soul Calibur. Please read and review.
Mitsurugi stood now on a dock off the West Coast of Iceland. He had heard that the Vikings were willing to fight any battle no matter how ridiculous it was. He entered a bar that a sailor had told him about. He was took look for a man named Lamar a powerful warlord who owned an army twice as large as his competitors. Mitsurugi knew this was the guy to talk to.
Mitsurugi walked into the bar just as he walked in a beer bottle just missed him smashing into the wall leaving the sticky beer all over the wooden walls. "Hey! Watch it!" yelled one of the Vikings. "I'm looking for a man his name is Lamar he's a warlord, and I need his help!" yelled Mitsurugi so the bellowing Vikings could hear him. Nobody moved. "Does nobody want to talk?" asked Mitsurugi. Then a Viking stood up battle-axe in hand. "Why do you want to see Lamar?" asked the Viking a hint of aggression in his voice.
"My name is Mitsurugi that is all you need to know." Said Mitsurugi coolly. The Viking then tried to bash Mitsurugi with the blunt end of his axe. Mitsurugi easily blocked it with his sword. The bar gasped. "Nobody has ever blocked his blow!" exclaimed an astonished Viking. The Viking slowly lifted his axe off of Mitsurugi's sword. "My name is Lamar which means of the sea how may I aid you Samurai?" asked Lamar plainly.
"I shall tell you my needs once we step outside." Answered Mitsurugi. Lamar nodded. Mitsurugi and Lamar walked outside. The sun was setting and it was a beautiful site and for one moment Mitsurugi forgot about his current mission and thought about Taki. He had always liked her but her never dying love for Lizardman bothered him. Then Lamar spoke. "What is it?" asked Lamar. "I need your help. I need your army to help fight a war against a modern army." Said Mitsurugi. "They use gun powder? Very difficult decision. Why are you fighting this army?" asked Lamar. "They want to wipe out the Lizard race. I don't want that to happen I'm doing it partly because of a...friend." Replied Mitsurugi. "Is this friend beautiful?" teased Lamar.
Mitsurugi blushed. "Ah, so I see." Chuckled Lamar. "She is very beautiful." Admitted Mitsurugi. "Alright Samurai, you find another army to fight and I'll be more than happy to join. I myself am eager to see this modern army. Here take this." Said Lamar as he handed Mitsurugi a bottle with a cork screwed in tightly. "Beer?" asked Mitsurugi. "Goat urine we believe it give great fertility to anyone who drinks it." Explained Lamar. Mitsurugi grimaced. "The person drinking this must drink whole bottle no less. Good luck samurai." Exclaimed Lamar as he walked back into the bar. Mitsurugi put the bottle into his pack and then walked on a boat. "I will pay you a high price if you take me to Spain tomorrow.
AN: next chapter will be up soon so stay with me!