Aisha: I still don't own Yuugi, still wish that I did.... ARG!! LIKE NO ONE REVIEWD FOR THIS STORY!!!! DO YOU ALL HATE ME?!?!?! AAAAA!!!! If I don't get reviews for this chapter then I'm not updating it anymore...
Wow thanks so much KrystalMountain. I'm glad that you like my stories, and yes they have a lot of supernatural stuff in them... As for the spelling... well yeah I suck at it... but oh well.... I'm dedicating this chapter to you! So ummm Yey!?! Once more thanks for all your reviews.
"Yes, hikari I'm fine.... No, we don't need any more mone-"
"YES WE DO!!!!" Bwin titled the phone away from her and covered up the phone.
"BAKURA SHUTP UP!! No hikari-chan we're fine. Okay.... Yeah, I'll talk to you later." Bwin sighed and hung up the phone. She then looked over at Bakura annoyed. He gave her a sad pleading look. She just glared.
"We don't need any money. What would we buy?"
"Alcohol.... Cigarettes... Drugs..." He shrugged. "Stuff."
"First you can steal the stuff second you DEAL drugs."
"But... still.." Bakura pouted "I like money..." He crossed his arms and looked sorta pissy. Bwin stared at him for a moment.
"You look so sexy like that." they were quite for a moment longer and then the fell onto each other, and started to make out.
"AEIIIII! IT'S TRYING TO EAT MY HEAD!!!" Yami screeched as he ran out of the kitchen. "HELP ME!!!!" The thing that he was screaming about was a large turkey that was on his hair. The thing apparently still had the giblets in it when he got it on his head cause they were all over his face and the spikes that were stick out of the turkey.
"Be QUITE!!" Yami Marik yelled as he cut of one of his spikes with a large cleaver. "I'm trying to see how many ways my hair grows back." Bakura managed to get his tong back in his own mouth for a long enough time to say-
"But hair grows back really slowly."
"Not mine."
"THE BIRD IS TRYING TO KILLLLLLLL MMMMMEEEEEE!!!!! HELP!!!"
"Just watch the hair." YM said as he set the part of the spike that he had cut off back on his head. As soon as it touched there were some sparks and then it fused back together.
"Well, how about that?" He asked smiling. When he didn't get a response he opened his eyes and looked over at the two other Yamis.
"HEY!!" He yelled seeing that the two of them were once more making out.
"HELP!!!!!"
Meanwhile in the kitchen Seth was sitting on a wooden stool reading a magazine. When he heard the yelling from the living room he cringed and started to talk to himself.
"It's okay Seth, they're not really here. You're all alone, just like you want to be. Everything's fine. You won't go in there and kill all of them in a horribly painful way. You will leave the not really here people alone. Think field of flowers... Field of flowers..."
"SETH! MY LOYAL HIGH PRIEST AND FRIEND!! SAVE ME FROM THIS FOUL DOMESTICATED BIRD OF DEATH!!!!!"
"Atemu I told you that giblets didn't have anything to do with sex. Why didn't you just take my word for it?" Yami just stared at Seth for a moment and the shrugged.
"I don't know. I guess its because I think that the word giblets sound sexy... NOW HELP ME, MY FRIEND!!"
"Atemu, first giblets dose not sound sexy, second I haven't been your friend since we that time we got really drunk." Yami gave him a blank stare.
"Seth, I got drunk a lot as the Pharaoh. Refresh my memory." Seth growled and twitched but managed to stop from attacking him by doing those stupid deep breathing exercises.
"The time that we both got drunk in your room and the next morning we woke up in bed with each other." At this Yami smiled and nodded his head.
"Oh, yeah I remember that... It was funnnnnnnn....." Seth glared over at him. The glare fest was interrupted by someone knocking on the door. Seth, glad for the interruption, quickly answered it. It was the land lord.
"You people have to pay your utilities bills." He held out his hand, expectantly. "Well, pay up."
"...." Seth stared at his hand, then looked back up at him "We don't have the money right now..." He stopped for a moment. "We... we'll have it by the end of the week?" The land lord stared at him, annoyed, and then nodded.
"Fine. End of the week." And with that he left. Seth turned to the rest of the group.
"Everyone listen up." No one paid attention to him. "LISTEN TO ME!" He yelled at the top of his lungs. The other Yamis stopped what ever they were doing and looked over at the once high priest.
"Yes?"
"We need money."
"..." They all stared at him not saying a word.
"As in we need to get jobs."
"..."
"WE NEED TO GET JOBS! NOW!!!" They all stared at him.
"But we don't want to."
"It doesn't matter. You have to do it no matter what." The Yamis all still stared at him. Then they all went back to doing what ever they had been doing before that. Seth glared at them and then walked back into the kitchen to look in the paper for a job.
Yami Malik, Bakura, Bwin, and Yami were all sitting around the kitchen table, waiting for Seth to get back and get them food. Suddenly Seth burst into the room. All the other Yamis stared at him. Seth was wearing a suit, carrying a briefcase and talking on a cell phone.
"No! I said I wanted the case brief on my desk by morning. Yes I will be in court tomorrow.... Just tell them to wait. Oh I have to go." He hung up the phone and then turned to all the other Yamis. "What?"
"..................." The other Yamis stared at him. It was Yami that was the first to talk.
"You look sexy in that suit."
"........" Seth stared at him, looking really disgusted. "Hey... wait you people were all supposed to get jobs... I managed to become a lawyer without even going to law school the rest of you could probably get some mediocre job..." Bwin smiled at Seth, Bakura took a puff of what ever drug he happened to have with him, and YM did the face stretch thing.
"We thought that you were drunk when you said that."
"Well I thought that you were high..." Bwin smiled at him then.
"You think that about everyone Baku-chan." She said huggiling him. Seth raised an eyebrow, and was going to say something but then his cell phone stared to ring. He sighed and answered it. He started to walked off to the couch which doubled as his bed to do some work, but then he stopped and turned to the rest of them.
"I want you to all start looking for some jobs now. And I want you to have them by tomorrow or else I'm going to.... Well.... I'm not sure what I would do but I'd do something bad." Bakura rolled his eyes.
"Oh, what a wonderful threat."
".... Shut up.... Asshole...."
The next day all of the Yamis, other than Seth who was of course at work and Malik, were sitting around the table.
"Were's Malik?" Bakura asked as he looked around. The other yamis stared at him, a blank look on each one of their faces. It was Yami that finally said something.
"Last I saw he was trying to shove the sofa out the window..." Bakura looked over at the empty space were the sofa was supposed to be.
"oh.... I was wondering why I was going to have to steal another couch."
"Yeah," Yami said as he shrugged his shoulders, closed his eyes and tilted his head back, "he said that it had something to do with his job, buuuuuuuuuuuuuuttttt I'm not sure what his 'job' is." Bakura nodded slightly and started talking to Bwin about movies that he wanted to see. Suddenly, in the middle of him talking about 'Shaun of the Dead' (which I don't own.) Yami blurted out-
"Talking about jobs did you get one?" Bakura and Bwin looked at him for a moment before slowly nodding yes. Yami looked well.... Exceedingly pleased with this knowledge. "So what are they?" Bakura rolled his eyes.
"I'm a thief again, of course." he sighed. Yami blotted to his feet, pointing an accusing finger at him.
"YOU WERE A THIEF BEFORE WEREN'T YOU?!?!" Bakura and even Bwin gave him a look that clearly said 'no shit Sherlock.'
"Yeah... both me and Bwin were thieves before." Yami stared at them open mouthed for a moment.
"GASP (yes he said gasp, he didn't gasp he said it.) YOU BOTH WERE!?!?!? OHHH! I COMMAN YOU TO BOTH DIE!!!" The two stared at Yami, wondering if he was being serous or just joking about the dieing thing. "I AM YOUR PHARAOH!!! YOU MUST DO AS I SAY!! NOW DIE!!!"
"No."
"Oh... but .... But I am pharaoh...." Yami said in a quivering voice as he sat down. Bakura shook his head.
"No you're not, Yami. The Egypt that you knew died a long time ago...." Yami promptly begin to cry. Bakura shook his head in annoyance and Bwin sighed. Yami then, for no reason stopped crying.
"So Bwin what job did you get?" The raven haired woman stared at him for a moment before flashing him a fanged smile and shoving a vaguely head shaped bag behind her chair.
"I'm an assassin for the Full-blooded Vampire Prince of the city.... Aaaannnnnd anyone else who can pay my fee."
"Well, my job, if you wanted to know-" From Yami.
"Which we don't." From both Bwin and Bakura.
"Is I am a stripper/whore/prostitute/ho/hooker." Bakura lifted an eyebrow in confusion.
"But aren't those last five things the, well, same thing?"
"No they're different names for completely different professions." Bakura looked over at Bwin who also lifted an eyebrow and shrugged.
"No... they aren't."
"Yes they are."
"No."
"Well... JUST LIKE YOUR FACE!!!" Bakura stared at him for a moment before saying anything.
"Yami... That made no sense..."
"Neither dose your face!" Bakura looked over at Bwin. The woman stood and Bakura did the same thing.
"Right... Yami we're going to go out and STEAL. See ya..." Yami suddenly started to hug the air.
"I wuv u air." He said as he huggled absolutely nothing. Bakura and Bwin looked at each other one more time and then ran out of the apartment.
Bakura and Bwin were exiting the apartment building when they found Malik. The yami was sitting on the awol sofa, which now had wheels, and glaring/doing the tong thing to random people that walked past. After he would glare/do the tong thing at them he would growl out something that you could just make out to be 'give me all your money or I'll follow you'. Bakura and Bwin stared at him as he did the same thing for the second time but... this time the person didn't give him money! Looking pissed, and not getting off the couch, Malik started to follow them by pulling himself along with his legs.
So Bakura and Bwin left to go steal because they wanted to and Malik followed a random person demanding money with one of Ryos Fat Bird rolling after him.
Aisha: well that's the story so far. If you didn't understand the Fat Bird you will later. I'm trying to figure out a way to put Ryos Fat Birds into the next chapter. You will understand. Anyway, please review for the story... See ya!!!