Er... It's an AU, slight EdxWinry and it would be nice if you would review... heh even flames are welcome (desperate)


Ed had done it, and he had survived. Ed had lived through one of the greatest hardships that man had yet come to face. Yes, Edward Elric had asked Winry Rockbell to the prom, and he had lived to tell the tale... To his brother to be specific.

"Yeah, so I walked up to her and asked, 'do you want to go to the prom with me?' (A lie. It took him exactly 7 minutes and 34.78 seconds to stop stuttering.) and she said 'yes.'... uhuh that's how it went." After a slight pause he added "Yup, not that I would care about how she would answer." Ed said trying to emphasize his nonchalance for such 'idiotic-school-event'.

"Brother, it's completely fine to be excited." Al said in a slightly bored tone, flinging his arms for momentum as he swung up the tree branch to grab another apple. It was a perfectly fine day and the Elric brothers were spending it at the apple tree, Al was upon a sturdy branch while his older brother was sprawled under the tree catching the apples that Al threw him... as he continued his story of triumph in the matters of... of...(certainly not romance)... social bonding... And of course Al had to remind him that it was perfectly normal to be excited (every three minutes.).

Finally the older Elric admitted that he was indeed (kinda) excited.

"But I feel kinda stupid cuz Winry probably doesn't even give a shit, you know?" Though Al was relieved that the monotonous part of the conversation was over, he couldn't agree with his brother more about that little bit, he was quite glad he didn't have this problem with Rose.


"HE-ASKED-ME-HE-ASKED-ME-HE-ASKED-ME-HE-ASKED-ME-HE-ASKED-ME-HE-ASKED-ME-HE-ASKED-ME-HE-ASKED-ME-HE-ASKED-ME-HE-ASKED-ME-HE-ASKED-ME-HE-ASKED-ME-HE-ASKED-ME-HE-ASKED-ME-HE-ASKED-ME!!!!!!!!!" Winry was bouncing across her bedroom floor waving her arms hysterically as she confided her story to Scieszka.

Scieszka sighed.


AN: I am crazy? Deluded? Dunno?