Hello. I'm Nire and I am extremely hyper. And there are tomatoes growing out of my

ears. The end.

The yellow voice inside my head-- It's not the end!

Oh... I don't get it...

The yellow voice inside my head-- sigh You said 'The end' and it's not the end!

Oh... Ok...

The yellow voice inside my head-- Nire is suffering from the hyperness of drinking 5

pepsis in a row... Please forgive her for being stupid and idiotic.

But im always stupid and idiotic, how is this any different?

The yellow voice inside my head-- Because your hyper.

Oh... Ok then, even though I'm always hyper, here's my story.

P.S. I don't own Inuyasha, sadly, but I do own the song I wrote, and The Evil minions of

the great white ninja walrus. I also do not own Linkin Park or their song, Numb. I own

BOB, my almighty scarf.

The Bright Green Fluffy Day

Once on a bright green fluffy day, Inuyasha walked down a fluffy path followed by

Kagome.

"Inuyasha, I once was a purple cucumber bent on destroying the world." Kagome said.

"I am a pink fluffy bunny rabbit." Inuyasha replied.

Then Shippou appeared out of the pink and orange computers in the yellow grass.

"I just appeared out of the pink and orange computers in the yellow grass!" Shippou said,

as he always states the obvious, but that's okay, because he's so kawaii.

So Inuyasha said, "I am a pink fluffy bunny rabbit."

Then they saw Miroku, Sango, and evil minions of the evil white ninja walrus.

"Hello Miroku, Sango, and Evil minions of the great white ninja walrus!" Kagome

whispered.

Then Linkin Park started playing 'Numb'.

Everyone listened.

After, they decided to sing a song that Nire wrote.

"OHHHHHHHHHH

If you fart in public,

Then everyone will say,

'PU what'd you do!'

and then you run away!"

The evil minions of the great white ninja walrus ran away, frightened at this strange act.

Then, the almighty lord, Sesshoumaru-sama did his hair and nails and looked beautiful

and bishie.

Kouga chewed on a piece of wood and yelled "Hey hey, let's run around in circles until

it's 6:02 in the morning!"

So everyone followed awesome, hot, brave, cool, wonderful, great, magnificent Kouga's

advice.

Miroku is hot.

At 6:02 in the morning everyone stopped running and did a ritual dance full of Haru's

socks.

Kouga chewed on a pen.

BOB the almighty scarf was praised by everyone.

The almight lord, Sesshoumaru-sama killed Jaken and Naraku killed Kikyou.

And so...

Jaken the pigeon/crocodile/toad died.

Kikyou the evil dead bitch died.

Inuyasha and Kagome declared their love for eachother.

Kouga chewed on another stick.

Shippou and Rin were adorable.

Kouga was hot.

Naraku... uh... Katrina loves Naraku.

Kyana married Orlando Bloom.

Sesshoumaru-sama is beautiful and killed Jaken.

Before Kikyou died she married a rock since no one else would marry her.

Kaede became even older.

Inuyasha is a pink fluffy bunny rabbit.

Kagome is still a ditz.

And my story is done.

The end!

Review, please, or the evil minions of the great white ninja walrus will eat your

intestines!

xD