aYay!!!! I'm back!!!! Hurray for me!!! Now I'm going to write CHAPTER 3!! of my story. It will begin in 5 seconds!
5!
uhh... 67!
32!
75!
89!
2!
1932838178391648961893712974291884927492841849012749184.1294!
45!
102!
13!
8...
The yellow voice inside my head-- THAT'S NOT HOW TO COUNT!!!
oh... Then how do you count down from 5?
The yellow voice inside my head-- 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
Are you sure?
The yellow voice inside my head-- yes...
Are you really positivly absolutly sure?
The yellow voice inside my head-- yes...
Are you really absolutely...
The yellow voice inside my head-- YES!
ok! 5, 4, 3... uhhh... What's after that?
The yellow voice inside my head-- 2 and 1!
ok! 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! I did it!!!!!! YAY!!! I feel so proud! YAY!!! Here's my story!!
The yellow voice inside my head-- finally...
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So, this is where we left off...
Then suddenly...
THE END! Okay, fine it's NOT the end, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
*crickets chirp* hehe... okay, now for the rest of the story,
Then suddenly this big demon guy dude person came and killed 12.67QA69939821F382177S3289J830ML189KD7839 people!!!! AHHHHH!!! Oh No!!!! So Inuyasha and Kagome and Sango and Miroku and Shippou and everyone else that was in this story previously came to save the day!!! (except for Naraku, Kouga (sadly), and everyone except for Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango, Miroku, and Shippou.) So they started to kill the big demon guy dude person. They were sad that they had to kill a demon instead of doing what they were doing before.
****FLASHBACK!!!!****
"LA LA LA LA LA! What a beautiful day!" Everyone said. "Let's go do something fun!" Inuyasha said. "Like bear my children?" Miroku asked. "You better not be talking about Kagome!! .... or me..." Inuyasha replied.
**** END OF INTERESTING, WONDERFUL, FABULOUS FLASHBACK****
So Inuyasha drew his Tetsusaiga and killed the big demon guy dude person. "Yes. DIE! Go to hell with Kikyou!" Inuyasha said. "Yay! He's fighting for my love!" Kagome said. So they went on their way. Kagome said, "I have diarreah." So everyone ran to a nearby village and Kagome took a crap. There Miroku saw a whole bunch of hot girls and went over to them. "Will you bear my child?" He asked one of them. "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD IT'S MIROKU!!!!!! OH MY GOD HE ASKED ME TO BEAR HIS CHILD!! OH MY GOD--" The rapid fangirl shouted very loudly as Miroku slowly walked away. "HEY WAIT!!!! MIROKU, MY DARLING WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!?!?! DON'T LEAVE ME!!! NOOOOO!!!! PLEASE DON'T!!!" She said as she held onto Miroku arm very tightly and refused to let go. "HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY MIROKU!?!?!" Another rapid fangirl asked. "HE'S MINE AND YOU CAN'T CHANGE THAT SO I'M GOING TO FIGHT YOU UNTIL YOU FINALLY GIVE UP AND SAY THAT HE'S MINE!!!!! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!" So the two rapid fangirls fought while Miroku backed up and ran away.
*Three hours, five minutes, and 56 seconds later*
"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! I HAVE FINALLY WON!!!! OH MIROKU MY DARLING HONEY-PIE, WHERE ARE YOU????????" The second of the rapid fangirls yelled and looked around to find no Miroku's in the area. "Oh... He's gone..." Then she spotted Inuyasha. "INUYASHA!!!!!"
*Meanwhile, in the middle of a forest far far away in the lands of iahiahdiawdoiahioawhdwithgiwhtowi*
Miroku sat down on a rock. "There. That should keep them away... for now..." He then saw a very stylish house. "Hmm... I wonder who lives there..." He knocked on the very good-looking door and... Kyana answered! "Hi Miroku! Me and Sesshie are having a REALLY fun time!! Want to join us?" "No thanks! I was just looking for the gingerbread man's house. Do you happen to know where it is?" "Yeah, it's 279979 steps that way" Kyana said pointing. "Now I'll just go back to have more fun with Sesshie sharing more fun 'make-up tips', Bye!" She then closed the door. Miroku walked 279979 steps that way and saw the gingerbread man's house, so he knocked on the door. The gingerbread man opened the door. "What did I tell you about eating me! Ack! I'm angry at you! Doom on you! DOOM ON YOU!!! Oh, it's you, nevermind" And he closed the door and Miroku left the forest far far away in the lands of iahiahdiawdoiahioawhdwithgiwhtowi. There he saw Inuyasha running away and Miroku asked him what he was doing. "There's this stupid girl chasing me! I would slice her in half with my tetsusaiga, but then Kagome would sit me 738740974184-08`049685691817498-`uedj841838246829fd47k472875832mx375r8375384238 cr673x,2u8923nv77vc8wc9570 times!!! And that would really hurt! And stuff! So I can't slice this stupid girl with my tetsusaiga! So I have to run away from her! And Stuff!" "Oh No!! Let's run away together!" So they ran away together.
*Meanwhile, way far back*
"Oh Inuyasha! Where are you, Inuyasha?!? INUYASHA!!!! Come here Dammit!! I will find you and you will me MINE! HAHAHAHAHAHA..." And she got hit by a car. And died a long painful death.
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And I'm done!!
The yellow voice inside my head: You do know that there are no cars where they are, right?
Yeah... But she wanted Inuyasha AND Miroku to be hers, and she CAN'T do that!!!!!!!!!! Because I hate her!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE HAD TO DIE!!!!!!!!
The yellow voice inside my head: Well, I'll have to agree with you on that one. So just say Bye to everyone and we'll finally end this chapter.
Bye to everyone and we'll finally end this chapter.
The yellow voice inside my head: ... good enough... Bye.
5!
uhh... 67!
32!
75!
89!
2!
1932838178391648961893712974291884927492841849012749184.1294!
45!
102!
13!
8...
The yellow voice inside my head-- THAT'S NOT HOW TO COUNT!!!
oh... Then how do you count down from 5?
The yellow voice inside my head-- 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
Are you sure?
The yellow voice inside my head-- yes...
Are you really positivly absolutly sure?
The yellow voice inside my head-- yes...
Are you really absolutely...
The yellow voice inside my head-- YES!
ok! 5, 4, 3... uhhh... What's after that?
The yellow voice inside my head-- 2 and 1!
ok! 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! I did it!!!!!! YAY!!! I feel so proud! YAY!!! Here's my story!!
The yellow voice inside my head-- finally...
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
So, this is where we left off...
Then suddenly...
THE END! Okay, fine it's NOT the end, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
*crickets chirp* hehe... okay, now for the rest of the story,
Then suddenly this big demon guy dude person came and killed 12.67QA69939821F382177S3289J830ML189KD7839 people!!!! AHHHHH!!! Oh No!!!! So Inuyasha and Kagome and Sango and Miroku and Shippou and everyone else that was in this story previously came to save the day!!! (except for Naraku, Kouga (sadly), and everyone except for Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango, Miroku, and Shippou.) So they started to kill the big demon guy dude person. They were sad that they had to kill a demon instead of doing what they were doing before.
****FLASHBACK!!!!****
"LA LA LA LA LA! What a beautiful day!" Everyone said. "Let's go do something fun!" Inuyasha said. "Like bear my children?" Miroku asked. "You better not be talking about Kagome!! .... or me..." Inuyasha replied.
**** END OF INTERESTING, WONDERFUL, FABULOUS FLASHBACK****
So Inuyasha drew his Tetsusaiga and killed the big demon guy dude person. "Yes. DIE! Go to hell with Kikyou!" Inuyasha said. "Yay! He's fighting for my love!" Kagome said. So they went on their way. Kagome said, "I have diarreah." So everyone ran to a nearby village and Kagome took a crap. There Miroku saw a whole bunch of hot girls and went over to them. "Will you bear my child?" He asked one of them. "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD IT'S MIROKU!!!!!! OH MY GOD HE ASKED ME TO BEAR HIS CHILD!! OH MY GOD--" The rapid fangirl shouted very loudly as Miroku slowly walked away. "HEY WAIT!!!! MIROKU, MY DARLING WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!?!?! DON'T LEAVE ME!!! NOOOOO!!!! PLEASE DON'T!!!" She said as she held onto Miroku arm very tightly and refused to let go. "HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY MIROKU!?!?!" Another rapid fangirl asked. "HE'S MINE AND YOU CAN'T CHANGE THAT SO I'M GOING TO FIGHT YOU UNTIL YOU FINALLY GIVE UP AND SAY THAT HE'S MINE!!!!! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!" So the two rapid fangirls fought while Miroku backed up and ran away.
*Three hours, five minutes, and 56 seconds later*
"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! I HAVE FINALLY WON!!!! OH MIROKU MY DARLING HONEY-PIE, WHERE ARE YOU????????" The second of the rapid fangirls yelled and looked around to find no Miroku's in the area. "Oh... He's gone..." Then she spotted Inuyasha. "INUYASHA!!!!!"
*Meanwhile, in the middle of a forest far far away in the lands of iahiahdiawdoiahioawhdwithgiwhtowi*
Miroku sat down on a rock. "There. That should keep them away... for now..." He then saw a very stylish house. "Hmm... I wonder who lives there..." He knocked on the very good-looking door and... Kyana answered! "Hi Miroku! Me and Sesshie are having a REALLY fun time!! Want to join us?" "No thanks! I was just looking for the gingerbread man's house. Do you happen to know where it is?" "Yeah, it's 279979 steps that way" Kyana said pointing. "Now I'll just go back to have more fun with Sesshie sharing more fun 'make-up tips', Bye!" She then closed the door. Miroku walked 279979 steps that way and saw the gingerbread man's house, so he knocked on the door. The gingerbread man opened the door. "What did I tell you about eating me! Ack! I'm angry at you! Doom on you! DOOM ON YOU!!! Oh, it's you, nevermind" And he closed the door and Miroku left the forest far far away in the lands of iahiahdiawdoiahioawhdwithgiwhtowi. There he saw Inuyasha running away and Miroku asked him what he was doing. "There's this stupid girl chasing me! I would slice her in half with my tetsusaiga, but then Kagome would sit me 738740974184-08`049685691817498-`uedj841838246829fd47k472875832mx375r8375384238 cr673x,2u8923nv77vc8wc9570 times!!! And that would really hurt! And stuff! So I can't slice this stupid girl with my tetsusaiga! So I have to run away from her! And Stuff!" "Oh No!! Let's run away together!" So they ran away together.
*Meanwhile, way far back*
"Oh Inuyasha! Where are you, Inuyasha?!? INUYASHA!!!! Come here Dammit!! I will find you and you will me MINE! HAHAHAHAHAHA..." And she got hit by a car. And died a long painful death.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
And I'm done!!
The yellow voice inside my head: You do know that there are no cars where they are, right?
Yeah... But she wanted Inuyasha AND Miroku to be hers, and she CAN'T do that!!!!!!!!!! Because I hate her!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE HAD TO DIE!!!!!!!!
The yellow voice inside my head: Well, I'll have to agree with you on that one. So just say Bye to everyone and we'll finally end this chapter.
Bye to everyone and we'll finally end this chapter.
The yellow voice inside my head: ... good enough... Bye.