Yay! It's chapter 4 of my story! And Kyana's writing it with me! YAY!!
Kyana: Ya.
And I got rid of the yellow voice inside of my head. I locked him up in a room, tied him to a chair, and I'm making him watch stupid baby shows until I feel like letting him out, probably just for this chapter.
Kyana: Ya.
Kyana! Stop talking so much! She talks WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too much, unlike me, who barely ever talks! Yes, I'm always quiet and don't talk a lot, I just talk a little tiny bit!! Even when I'm writing stories, I don't say much and I never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever talk on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and and on and on and on and on and on and on and and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and people never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever want me to stop talking and finally start my story, that's Kyana!!! I would never do that!! Never ever ever!! And Kyana's talking SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much today, on MY story!!!! Yep!!! Right Kyana??
Kyana: Ya.
So, do you think it's time to start the story, Kyana? I think so. Do you think so like I do, Kyana?
Kyana: Ya.
Ok!!! Let's start!! How about we count down from 10 this time and then start the story, right Kyana?
Kyana: Ya.
Ok then..... Do you know how to count down from 10, Kyana?
Kyana: Ya.
Ok then................................... How do we that again Kyana???
Kyana: Ya.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh.... right. We'll start with ten! 10! uh... What's before 10??
Kyana: Ya.
OK! 10, ya, hmm... ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, and ya!!!! See! I'm smart I knew what she was going to say, so I said it and since me and Kyana are so smart, We're right!
Kyana: Ya.
Right then, let's start our story!
Kyana: Yay! Time for the story! Let's talk about poo!
No Kyana! You should know how to write stories about Inuyasha! I mean you have an account on fanfiction.net, STORMY SHADOW, and you're writing an awsome story with Inuyasha that's called THE SWITCH that everyone must read since it's so good!
Kyana: I have anothe one too! It's Spongebob Squarepants, and i'm gonna wrtite anothe one and it's going to be called ME AND MY POO!!
Great! hmmmm... I can't seem to remember what those stories are about, could you tell me a summary for them, so I might remember them??
Kyana: Ya. It's about poo, remember?
No the other ones.
Kyana: Oh, you mean the one about me playing dress-up with my poo and and there was lots of pretty flowers?
No, THE SWITCH and THE SPONGEBOB ONE.
Kyana: OOOOOOOHHHH!! I knew that! well, the is there's nothing about poo in those stories... THE SWITCH is about Sesshie and Inu turn into eachother, and it's funny. The Spongebob one is about Patrick losing his nose! The stories ar caused by my hyperness.
Ooooooh sounds interesting. Everyone should read both and review those stories, now let's start ours.
Kyana: Ya.
Ok lets start. This is how it's gonna work. You're going to write a few sentences and gonna be a few characters, and then I'll write a few more sentences and I'll be the other characters. (I'll be Kouga, Miroku, Sango, Nire, and a few others and Kyana's Inu, Sesshie, Kyana, Kagome, Shippou, and a few more.)
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(this is kyana) Kagome is STILL talking a crap since the last chapter!
Kagome: ERG! It just won't come out! I need to use a spoon! But wait! there IS no spoons in the feudal era! I guess I'll have to sit here until the end of this chapter!
So she did.
*Meanwhile*
(this is me) "Hey Inuyasha, don't you think what we said in the last chapter abut us running away together sounds like we're in a sexual relationship?" Miroku asked Inu.
(Kyana) "Yes actually, it does! What do you think this means? Are we gay? EWWWWWWWW!! Nasty! I've got Miroku cooties!" Inuyasha said.
(me) "EWWWWWW!!! Now, I'll have to ask you to bear my child since I'm now gay!" Miroku said "Will you bear my child? Even though it's physically impossible?"
(I think you get it now, this is kyana) "Of course I will Miroku, my love! GASP! Oh my god, the gayness is taking effect on me! I must stop this madnes! By eating a tree, thats it!" Inu said, while gnawing on a tree.
(me again, lets just say each paragraph is switching.) "Oh but Inu-pie, You musn't chew on a tree while making love to me... Oh No! The gayness is making me rhyme! AH!"
(Kyana, ok I'll stop now..)Oh dearie me Miroku-baby! I would rhyme with you you, but I'm not good at it. In that case, I think I should eat my tongue!" said Inuyasha! *chomp chomp chomp*
"Stop eating things! Especially if they are things that will hurt your tummy-wummie! Sing with me!
Don't you put it in your mouth
(Don't you put it in your mouth)
Don't you stuff it in your face
(Don't stuff it in your face)
Though it might look good to eat
(Though it might look good to eat)
And it might look good to taste!
(and it might look good to taste!)
You could get sick (Bleck)
Real Quick! (Bleck)
Real sick! Real... Ick!
and lets stop now... And kiss me Inuyasha!"
(Kyana)"But I'm eating my tongue! Oh well, I can do both!" *Makes out with Miroku*
*meanwhile*
(me and ill say it when i feel like it) Hy, where's Inuyasha and Houshi-sama go?" Sango asked walking down a path and saw Shippou.
"Hi Sango! Guess what?" asked Shippou.
"What is it Shippou?" Sango said.
"I was just walking down the path, and I saw a bug and it talked to me! It said it was a pencil and then it erased me!"
"Wow, Really??? That's so interesting! Do you know where Inuyasha and Houshi-sama are?"
"I think I saw them skipping merrily and homosexually down the hill!" Shippou said.
"Ewwwww... Homosexually?!?! But I thought Houshi-sama liked girls! I asn't sure about Inuyasha, I kind of thought he had an attraction to his brother, I was never really sure... We have to help them! We'll need Kagome's help though!"
"Well, let's go find her. Are you jealous that Miroku is gay?"asked Shippou.
"Uhh... ye- Of course not! We just- Oh no! Now that Inuyasha's gay, he might... love Jakotsu back! this is terrible! He can't love his enemy! Kagome's taking a crap, let's go get her!"
"We are going to FORCE Kagome off the toilet? I don't think it will work, she seems pretty determined to finish her crap."
"Maybe she's done? After all, it HAS been 2 days... And if she isn't, we'll tell her it's an emergency and she has to get immediately, Okay?" Sango said.
"*sighs* okay, but if her eyes start to glow red and it looks like theres toothpaste coming out of her mouth, im leaving."
"okay, let's go!" Sango and Shippou left to go get Kagome.
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And now, I will have to finish the story later because Kyana isn't here! Yes, we could have finished the story yesterday because she was at my house, but we didn't. Oh well! Now I have to run away because The yellow voice in my head has escaped! AHHHHHH!! ok, BYE!
Kyana: Ya.
And I got rid of the yellow voice inside of my head. I locked him up in a room, tied him to a chair, and I'm making him watch stupid baby shows until I feel like letting him out, probably just for this chapter.
Kyana: Ya.
Kyana! Stop talking so much! She talks WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too much, unlike me, who barely ever talks! Yes, I'm always quiet and don't talk a lot, I just talk a little tiny bit!! Even when I'm writing stories, I don't say much and I never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever talk on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and and on and on and on and on and on and on and and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and people never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever want me to stop talking and finally start my story, that's Kyana!!! I would never do that!! Never ever ever!! And Kyana's talking SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much today, on MY story!!!! Yep!!! Right Kyana??
Kyana: Ya.
So, do you think it's time to start the story, Kyana? I think so. Do you think so like I do, Kyana?
Kyana: Ya.
Ok!!! Let's start!! How about we count down from 10 this time and then start the story, right Kyana?
Kyana: Ya.
Ok then..... Do you know how to count down from 10, Kyana?
Kyana: Ya.
Ok then................................... How do we that again Kyana???
Kyana: Ya.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh.... right. We'll start with ten! 10! uh... What's before 10??
Kyana: Ya.
OK! 10, ya, hmm... ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, and ya!!!! See! I'm smart I knew what she was going to say, so I said it and since me and Kyana are so smart, We're right!
Kyana: Ya.
Right then, let's start our story!
Kyana: Yay! Time for the story! Let's talk about poo!
No Kyana! You should know how to write stories about Inuyasha! I mean you have an account on fanfiction.net, STORMY SHADOW, and you're writing an awsome story with Inuyasha that's called THE SWITCH that everyone must read since it's so good!
Kyana: I have anothe one too! It's Spongebob Squarepants, and i'm gonna wrtite anothe one and it's going to be called ME AND MY POO!!
Great! hmmmm... I can't seem to remember what those stories are about, could you tell me a summary for them, so I might remember them??
Kyana: Ya. It's about poo, remember?
No the other ones.
Kyana: Oh, you mean the one about me playing dress-up with my poo and and there was lots of pretty flowers?
No, THE SWITCH and THE SPONGEBOB ONE.
Kyana: OOOOOOOHHHH!! I knew that! well, the is there's nothing about poo in those stories... THE SWITCH is about Sesshie and Inu turn into eachother, and it's funny. The Spongebob one is about Patrick losing his nose! The stories ar caused by my hyperness.
Ooooooh sounds interesting. Everyone should read both and review those stories, now let's start ours.
Kyana: Ya.
Ok lets start. This is how it's gonna work. You're going to write a few sentences and gonna be a few characters, and then I'll write a few more sentences and I'll be the other characters. (I'll be Kouga, Miroku, Sango, Nire, and a few others and Kyana's Inu, Sesshie, Kyana, Kagome, Shippou, and a few more.)
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(this is kyana) Kagome is STILL talking a crap since the last chapter!
Kagome: ERG! It just won't come out! I need to use a spoon! But wait! there IS no spoons in the feudal era! I guess I'll have to sit here until the end of this chapter!
So she did.
*Meanwhile*
(this is me) "Hey Inuyasha, don't you think what we said in the last chapter abut us running away together sounds like we're in a sexual relationship?" Miroku asked Inu.
(Kyana) "Yes actually, it does! What do you think this means? Are we gay? EWWWWWWWW!! Nasty! I've got Miroku cooties!" Inuyasha said.
(me) "EWWWWWW!!! Now, I'll have to ask you to bear my child since I'm now gay!" Miroku said "Will you bear my child? Even though it's physically impossible?"
(I think you get it now, this is kyana) "Of course I will Miroku, my love! GASP! Oh my god, the gayness is taking effect on me! I must stop this madnes! By eating a tree, thats it!" Inu said, while gnawing on a tree.
(me again, lets just say each paragraph is switching.) "Oh but Inu-pie, You musn't chew on a tree while making love to me... Oh No! The gayness is making me rhyme! AH!"
(Kyana, ok I'll stop now..)Oh dearie me Miroku-baby! I would rhyme with you you, but I'm not good at it. In that case, I think I should eat my tongue!" said Inuyasha! *chomp chomp chomp*
"Stop eating things! Especially if they are things that will hurt your tummy-wummie! Sing with me!
Don't you put it in your mouth
(Don't you put it in your mouth)
Don't you stuff it in your face
(Don't stuff it in your face)
Though it might look good to eat
(Though it might look good to eat)
And it might look good to taste!
(and it might look good to taste!)
You could get sick (Bleck)
Real Quick! (Bleck)
Real sick! Real... Ick!
and lets stop now... And kiss me Inuyasha!"
(Kyana)"But I'm eating my tongue! Oh well, I can do both!" *Makes out with Miroku*
*meanwhile*
(me and ill say it when i feel like it) Hy, where's Inuyasha and Houshi-sama go?" Sango asked walking down a path and saw Shippou.
"Hi Sango! Guess what?" asked Shippou.
"What is it Shippou?" Sango said.
"I was just walking down the path, and I saw a bug and it talked to me! It said it was a pencil and then it erased me!"
"Wow, Really??? That's so interesting! Do you know where Inuyasha and Houshi-sama are?"
"I think I saw them skipping merrily and homosexually down the hill!" Shippou said.
"Ewwwww... Homosexually?!?! But I thought Houshi-sama liked girls! I asn't sure about Inuyasha, I kind of thought he had an attraction to his brother, I was never really sure... We have to help them! We'll need Kagome's help though!"
"Well, let's go find her. Are you jealous that Miroku is gay?"asked Shippou.
"Uhh... ye- Of course not! We just- Oh no! Now that Inuyasha's gay, he might... love Jakotsu back! this is terrible! He can't love his enemy! Kagome's taking a crap, let's go get her!"
"We are going to FORCE Kagome off the toilet? I don't think it will work, she seems pretty determined to finish her crap."
"Maybe she's done? After all, it HAS been 2 days... And if she isn't, we'll tell her it's an emergency and she has to get immediately, Okay?" Sango said.
"*sighs* okay, but if her eyes start to glow red and it looks like theres toothpaste coming out of her mouth, im leaving."
"okay, let's go!" Sango and Shippou left to go get Kagome.
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And now, I will have to finish the story later because Kyana isn't here! Yes, we could have finished the story yesterday because she was at my house, but we didn't. Oh well! Now I have to run away because The yellow voice in my head has escaped! AHHHHHH!! ok, BYE!