The Yellow Voice Inside My Head-- Say it.

The Yellow Voice Inside My Head-- Say it!

I'm sorry for letting and helping my friend, Kyana, escape from the mental hospital and write the last chapter with me...

The Yellow Voice Inside My Head-- And...?

And, I'm sorry I locked you up in a room, tied you to a chair, and made you watch stupid baby shows until I felt like letting you out...

The Yellow Voice Inside My Head-- That's more like it, but I forbid you to-

No! Not that!

The Yellow Voice Inside my head-- I didn't finish what I was saying.

Oh.. heh.. I knew that! shifty eyes

The Yellow Voice Inside my head-- Okay... I forbid you to.. go to school! ...Nire, I wasn't going to say that, why'd you type it?

'Cause.

The Yellow Voice Inside my head-- You are REALLY annoying.

I know, thanks.

The Yellow Voice Inside my head-- Just start the story...

Yay! Okay!

Inuyasha and Miroku were now running happily through the beautiful green stems. There were no cucumbers because I said so. Then they pooed. It was a happy day. Then Inuyasha said, "I remember a time when I was very little. There was this demon named Gahaikilkmayocheesesalad. He said to me, 'Hey, what's up? Have you had any sugar in a cup? I have and I'm very, very glad. Because now, trees are dancing under the moonlight in pretty hazelnut dresses! Singing, "I am a happy little cat, Here and there I dance, just like that!"' And then he died. I learned a very good lesson then."

"What was that?"

"That I should never have a juggling upside-down monkey living in my right ear."

"I learned that lesson too. But a different thing happened. I was walking through a forest and then I saw a young half-dog demon. I said to him, 'Hey, what's up? Have you had any sugar in a cup? I have and I'm very, very glad. Because now, trees are dancing under the moonlight in pretty hazelnut dresses! Singing, "I am a happy little cat, Here and there I dance, just like that!' I told him my name was Gahaikilkmayocheesesalad and I was a demon. Then I faked dying, but of course I really didn't."

"Hm... That's cool."

"Yeah I know." Miroku sighed then started walking off. Inuyasha followed him.

"Hey, where are you going Miroku?"

"Kagome! Kagome!" Sango yelled, going to the outhouse that Kagome went and still was going poo in.

"Sango? Is that you?"

"Yeah, we need to tell you something."

"Urg, can't it wait? I am going poo you know."

"No! It can't wait!" Sango yelled, and then got an idea. "Hey Kagome! There's someone here to see you! He says his name is... 'A-Very-Famous-Person-That-Sango-Is-Making-Up-Just-To-Get-You-Out-Of-That-Outhouse'."

"Oh... My... God! Is it really him?! I LOVE HIM! He's, like, my favourite singer/actor! Oh my god! Oh my god!" Kagome then quickly finished up and ran outside.

"Uh... Sango? Where is he?" Kagome asked, confused that there was no incredibly sexy singer/actor anywhere to be seen.

"Uh... Heh... I... Kinda-made-him-up." Sango said this part very fast, she did not want to get Kagome mad, especially if she had to get her off of the toilet, and made something up so she'd get out... This angered Kagome, and last time she did it, Kagome chased her with an invention in her time called a 'gun'.

"Oh, ok. That's cool. You could have just told me the truth... What is the truth, anyway?"

Shippou then ran to Kagome and hugged her.

"Kagome! I missed you so much because you were pooing! And Inuyasha is really scaring me!"

Kagome was a bit angry, what did Inuyasha do to Shippou this time?

"Gr... What did that jerk do this time?!"

"Uh... Him and Miroku are kind of in a homosexual relationship..."

"Oh, that's it? I thou- WHAT?! But I thought Miroku liked girls!"

Sango then replied, "Yeah, I thought that to, we're going to have to go see them and see their side of the story..."

"I suppose so... Let's go! Where did you say you saw them Shippou?"

"By the lands of Iahiahdiawdoiahioawhdwithgiwhtowi."

"Wow... Never heard of that place before... Let's go!"

So, there they went. They got lost a few times, and this is one of them.

"We're lost." Shippou said, stating the obvious once again.

Then they finally found their way.

"Hey Inuyasha, what are- YOU DOING?!" Kagome screamed, seeing Inuyasha kissing Miroku.

"Um... KAGOME! THIS ISN'T WHAT YOU THINK!" Inuyasha laughed nervously.

"Oh yeah? Well then what is it?"

"Well... I kinda... KAFOOOOOOOM! I SHALL DISAPPEEEEEEEAR!!!!" Inuyasha was earlier practicing being a magician, and he had read a 'How To Be A Magician For Dummies' book he found in Kagome's time. ...But it didn't work very well.

Inuyasha didn't disappear, he just made a huge fool of himself in front of Kagome. So he ran away.

"Inuyasha! Wait! Come back! I'll listen to you! INUYASHAAAAAAAA!!!!" She then ran after him, but obviously didn't catch up.

Meanwhile, Sango was talking to Miroku.

"What were you doing kissing Inuyasha? I mean, if he was a girl I'd understand, but he's... not."

"Well, I decided that since no girl would bear my child, I would go to guys instead."

"Uh... One girl would have to bear your child, you just shouldn't ask them when you first see them, that's what makes them say no... And since you're so sexy- nothing. I didn't say anything."

Miroku and Sango then made out and had sex in a nearby shack.

And I'm stopping it THERE! YAAAAAY! :) That was a happy chapter. I likeded it... It wasn't as random or funny as the other ones, but.... GASPIE!

The yellow voice inside my head-- ...What...?

Nothing.

The yellow voice inside my head-- Whatever, just end this stupid chapter...

OKAY! BYEEEEEEEEEEEE EVERYONNNNNEEEEEEE!!