2nd chapter. Same story. Keep on truckin.

Bark Country

Much later in the day, Kakashi's team arrived in the Bark Country's capital city. (lame excuse for a name, I know, don't tell me). The 4 shinobi walked through the streets of the city. They attracted a lot of curious glances and laughter, but maybe that was because Naruto had a big wet patch on the front of his pants.

"You...you..." shuddered Sakura. "I CANT BELIEVE YOU WET YOUR PANTS!" She screamed out as her inner Sakura went haywire.

"You freaking moron," said Sasuke as he gave his deathglare. "I...I...you...you...

freaking moron." Sasuke's insult trailed off.

Kakashi was far better off, luckily he had his mask.

"Stop there," said Kakashi jabbing his thumb at an inn. "Naruto, get cleaned up and I'll be back with the mission details later." One blink and Kakashi was gone.

"OK lets go," said Sasuke, quickly taking charge. "Naruto get cleaned up quick and we'll get something to eat in there while we wait."

Somewhere very close by

OH NO! Naruto...you...Neji was in perpetual agony after seeing the designer's underwear soiled by Naruto's accident.

"Hahahaha", laughed TenTen. "He pissed himself. AhahAHaHAha!!!" TenTen dissolved into helpless laughter.

"TenTen! There is nothing funny about that!" Screamed Neji. "He ruined one of the rarest pairs of underwe----"

Possibly Neji noticed a few bystanders looking at him, as well as Lee and Gai. Neji stopped and continued; "There is nothing funny about that shameless conduct!" Although, just maybe he'll let me have them...eheheh...

Gai gave out his orders. "OK! You three wait for me in that inn there," pointing to where Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura had gone, "I'll follow Kakashi and be back shortly!"

"OK!" said Lee, with a salute. The genins hopped down and walked along the street toward the inn. Neji was checking out an underwear shop with his Byakugan as Lee and TenTen talked.

Further ahead, an unlucky inn attendant was putting out Naruto's soiled pants on a washing line.

"Why do we have to do this dumb mission," sighed TenTen.

"I don't know, but... we'll be rewarded well I bet."

"With what? Sensei just has some stupid idea, that's all."

"We'll----"

At that point Lee abruptly stopped, as TenTen had walked into a piece of clothing from an overhanging washing line. It was Naruto's pants.

"AUUGGGAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!"

And TenTen had walked straight into them.

Meanwhile, Sasuke received a shocking pronouncement.