A/N: After Naruto told him the whole story, they set out towards Osaka,
Japan where they met mishaps along the way because of Jiraiya being
himself again, as a pervert. Naruto learns a new lesson: DON'T LEAVE
SENNIN ALONE, NO MATTER WHAT REASON OR YOU'LL PAY THE PRICE!
Ria: argh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't know what to do!!!!! I have so much to do!!!!!!!!!! Naruto: shut up and continue ok? it's my shinning moment ya know!
Naruto: Grrr!!! Can't he keep his perverted hands to himself just for once?!
Jiraiya: come on! Can't help it! there are lots of beautiful and sexy women here in Osaka!!! yummy!!!
Naruto: Ew!!!!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, HunterXHunter and Flame of Recca...
After ten minutes of rest, Naruto insisted that they should go on with their journey.
"come on Naruto-kun! You drained me out and now we're leaving already?!" Jiraiya complained as they wait beside the highway. "we only have one week to find Joker and get the Taishaku Kaiten." Naruto told him. "but I'm tired." Jiraiya said. "oh shut up! You're one of the legendary three so stop acting like a kid." Naruto snapped at him.
a bus stopped in front of them and Naruto pulled Jiraiya to get into it.
"what's this Naruto? what's this thing?" Jiraiya suddenly blurted out. "it's a bus, Jiraiya-sama. A BUS. And stop pulling me back." Naruto hissed at him after he placed some weird looking paper inside a box near the driver. "two for Shinsekai." Naruto told the driver. "cute." A couple of school girls giggled when they saw Naruto.
"oh." Jiraiya murmured with a sly smile plastered on his lips. Naruto saw this and immediately grab the sennin's hand and led him far in the back of the bus. They took their seats and became quiet for a few minutes.
"wow! Japan has progressed." Jiraiya murmured in awe to break the silence between them. He was leaning against the window while Naruto has his eyes closed for the moment.
"look at them! They're weirdoes but the boy's cute." They heard a girl giggled. "oh kami-sama!" Naruto cursed under his breath.
"now you really ARE changed. I thought you wanted attention." Jiraiya asked him with a crazy smile on his lips.
"would you shut up for a minute, Erro-sennin?" Naruto snapped at him. "now that's what I missed!" Jiraiya patted his shoulders. "now that's what I missed...blah blah..." Naruto mocked him. "aw, the little boy got admirers." Jiraiya teased him. "ch! Erro-sennin." Naruto huffed.
Trees, houses and people seemed to shot by as the bus accelerated. Jiraiya was occupied for the moment while Naruto took the time to rest for a bit. He hasn't been able to rest ever since his journey back to Konoha. No one knew that his return to his village was full of ADVENTURES.
Twenty minutes later...
"ei Naruto-kun..." Jiraiya nudged him with his elbow. "what?" Naruto grunted. He's acting like Sasuke now. "are you sure that this Joker that we're looking for is really in Tokyo?" the Sennin asked him. Naruto sighed. "that is one possible place, I mean Joker is the kind of person who doesn't stay at one place all the time." The blonde Shinobi told him. "but you said he's in Tokyo. You mean we're not really sure where he is?" Jiraiya complained. "but Tokyo is a good place to start looking for someone like him. if not, then we shall travel all over Japan to find him." Naruto said. Jiraiya sighed. "you're too troublesome."
That was the end of the conversation for now. Jiraiya was again preoccupied with the sights outside while Naruto took the moment to rest. But when he realized that the Sennin was rather unusually quiet, he opened his eyes only to see that the Erro-sennin was giggling silently while scribbling on a piece of paper.
"what's that?" Naruto asked, leaning towards him to get a good look of the paper. Jiraiya covered the things he had written while still giggling silently.
"Naruto-kun, I've got a sudden flash of inspiration." He said while blushing a little. Naruto's forehead creased. He still doesn't get what's happening here. it took him a couple of minutes to patch all things up, from Jiraiya's ugly blushing face, his constant glance at the girls upfront and the paper he's holding. Naruto looked at the girls and saw one of them has her bloomers exposed.
"temme!!!!! You're gathering data again!!!" Naruto hit the Sennin hard on the head. People in the bus gaped at them. "Itai!!!!! Nande kuso?!!" Jiraiya retorted and hit Naruto too. "K'so!!!!" Naruto cursed. "you better think again if you want to give me another blow, Naruto-kun. It's not my fault since you insisted that I leave my collections behind." Jiraiya bellowed at him. "Sumimasen, is there something wrong?" a man in blue uniform came to them. Naruto and Jiraiya stared at the conductor of the bus. "um no. Gomen nasai. My friend here is just being childish. Don't worry, I've got everything under control." Naruto told him. Jiraiya stared at the blonde shinobi. "Doo itashimashite. Just call me if there's anything you want." The man smile at them and walked away.
"childish, ch!" Jiraiya scoffed. "I don't want to attract more attention so you better stop that, Erro- sennin." Naruto warned him. "I'm not doing anything! You're the one who's pissed off while I'm just writing quietly." Jiraiya pointed out. Naruto sighed. "Jiraiya-sama, please stop being a pervert just for one week. Please?" Naruto pleaded. Jiraiya stared at the distressed boy. "fine." Jiraiya sighed in defeat. "Yosh!" Naruto cheered.
They remained silent until the end of the trip.
"let's go." Naruto nudged Jiraiya to stand up. People emptied the bus quickly. Naruto made sure that they are at the right stop, the shopping district of Shinsekai, Osaka.
"wohohow!!!!!!" Jiraiya breathed. People dressed up in weird clothes, dozens of stores that lined up in front of them and big T.V. screens perched at almost everywhere overwhelmed our Erro-sennin. "nice..." the Sennin whispered in awe. Everything is swirling in his head, too much for him to digest. Modern Japan really shocked him.
"ei, Erro-sennin." Naruto poked his shoulder but he got no response. "Ei Erro-sennin." Naruto said. He saw Jiraiya's face looked utterly bewildered so he slapped his former sensei's cheek. "Itai!" Jiraiya complained while rubbing his sore cheek. "you we're in a different plane so I really have to do that." Naruto told him. "K'so!" Jiraiya cursed and staggered to hit him back but Naruto held him off.
"hit me next time, Erro-sennin. We have to get moving to the airport to get to Tokyo." Naruto told him. Jiraiya sighed and brought his hand down to his side. "calm down ok? I know that modern Japan overwhelmed you but we can't let that stop us from completing this mission." Naruto told him. Jiraiya nodded silently and let Naruto lead the way through the busy crowd.
They made their way through the shopping district, trying hard to keep low profiles but it seems that Naruto naturally attracts females.
"hurry Erro-sennin. We have to get out of here." Naruto hissed at him. they started running, constantly being followed by pesky females.
' what's up with this baka. I thought he loves attention.' Jiraiya complained silently as he followed behind Naruto. He looks to his right and saw a store with big posters of sexy ladies on its display window. "whoa!" Jiraiya murmured as saliva stared dripping down his mouth. He looked at Naruto's back and grinned. ' I shouldn't be in a hurry...I'll go check this one out! Hehehe!!!!!' Jiraiya snickered and slowly inched away from Naruto who was busy thinking of ways on how to ditch his unexpected female fans.
"k'so!!! Now I know how Sasuke felt." Naruto murmured, not realizing that Jiraiya drifted away towards the shop.
"KAWAI!!!!!" the girls screeched.
Jiraiya-sama went inside the shop and saw a couple of guys gaping at an open magazine. "how may I help you, sir?" a man towards our Erro-sennin with a familiar perverted smile. "um," Jiraiya murmured. His eyes scanned the placed and saw things that are not supposed to be exposed to minors.
"nice..." the Sennin murmured while grinning. The man led him further inside the shop of lust... owari!!!!
"oi, Erro-sennin." Naruto said and titled his head, only to find out that Jiraiya is gone. "Yamero!!!!" Naruto cursed a little too loud, making heads turn towards his direction.
"I've got to find him!!!" Naruto cursed before running off towards the same direction he came.
' where could he be?" Naruto wildly asked himself. He was running at top speed that he passed by the store where Jiraiya was.
"k'so!!!!" Naruto cursed.
"thank you so much, Sir! It's nice doing business with you!" the store manager cheekily said before Jiraiya stepped out of his store, grinning like a maniac. Thank Kami-sama that he did not forget to bring some hefty gold with him or he will not be able to buy the things he needed for his book. A couple of devices, video tapes and magazines caught his eyes so he paid the man a hefty amount of gold.
"Hehehe...I can't believe Naruto did not tell me about shops like this here." Jiraiya murmured. He could just imagine the things he will put these things in use for. "this will improve my data-gathering. Hihihi..." he snickered, eyes glinting like a maniac. "now where could that dope be?" Jiraiya asked himself, pausing in the middle of the busy shopping center.
"uhoh..." Jiraiya sweat-dropped.
He started walking towards the opposite direction from Naruto's and was stuck in a middle of a shopping stampede.
"get out of here!" "wait!" "it's a sale!!!" "Naruto!!! Where are you?!?!?!" Jiraiya yelled through the crowd. He is getting dizzy with all the shouting and chaos around him. he closed his eyes and held his arm in front of him all the sudden and felt something soft, really soft.
' hey what's this? squeeze it's so soft! squeezesqueeze' Jiraiya mused, still squeezing the breast of the woman in front of him.
SLAP! "HENTAI!!!!!!!!!!!!" the woman screeched after she slap Jiraiya awake from his musing.
"HENTAI!!!!!!!!!!" someone screamed. Naruto froze upon hearing it. "oh no! please don't let it be!" Naruto muttered and started jumping from one stall to the other to get to the source of commotion.
"HENTAI!!!!!" the woman shrieked again. "Gomen nasai!!! I did not see you!!!" Jiraiya was apologizing to death to the squealing woman. All eyes were on him, burning with rage. "Gomen nasai!!!!" Jiraiya said.
"BAKA!!!!!!" Naruto yelled as he flew towards them. He grabbed Jiraiya's shirt and carried him into the air as they continue to escape the enraged shoppers. "they're running away!!!" the people yelled. Some tried to run after them but of course, they could not catch up because of Naruto's speed. Jiraiya saw the dildo that he bought fell off his pack. " NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he cried in despair.
"You're dead when we get out of here, Erro-sennin! I promise you that!" Naruto yelled ah he continued to leap stall by stall, dragging Jiraiya with him.
"it's not my fault Naruto! I swear!!!!" Jiraiya protested. "shut up!" Naruto snapped at him. a few seconds later, they were out of Shinsekai, down to Osaka's busy streets. They hid behind an old, abandoned building. Naruto released Jiraiya from his grip to let the Sennin gasp some air.
"it. was. Not. My. fault." Jiraiya said in between gasps. BAM!!!! Naruto's answer was a hit on the head. "baka! I thought you promised to stop being a pervert for a while?!" Naruto bellowed at him. "it was not my fault! I hallucinated because I was lost, baka!!!!!" Jiraiya shot back. "but do you have to molest the woman?! Man! That's extra low even for you Erro-sennin!" Naruto yelled. "I told you I did not mean it!!: Jiraiya shot back. A string of animosity flashed between the two angry shinobis.
"will you cut it out? You're disturbing someone, you know." Someone spoke from behind. Naruto and Jiraiya turned around to see who is it and both gave different reactions. Jiraiya was irritated while Naruto was frozen.
"YOU?!"
A/N: al last!!!!!! I'm back!!!!! Please review!!!!!!!! Next chapter's title is "Eclipse in Osaka" please watch out for it!!!!!!!! Please!!!!! I need beta!!!! If you want, email me at : thanks!!!!!!!! PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!
Ria: argh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't know what to do!!!!! I have so much to do!!!!!!!!!! Naruto: shut up and continue ok? it's my shinning moment ya know!
Naruto: Grrr!!! Can't he keep his perverted hands to himself just for once?!
Jiraiya: come on! Can't help it! there are lots of beautiful and sexy women here in Osaka!!! yummy!!!
Naruto: Ew!!!!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, HunterXHunter and Flame of Recca...
After ten minutes of rest, Naruto insisted that they should go on with their journey.
"come on Naruto-kun! You drained me out and now we're leaving already?!" Jiraiya complained as they wait beside the highway. "we only have one week to find Joker and get the Taishaku Kaiten." Naruto told him. "but I'm tired." Jiraiya said. "oh shut up! You're one of the legendary three so stop acting like a kid." Naruto snapped at him.
a bus stopped in front of them and Naruto pulled Jiraiya to get into it.
"what's this Naruto? what's this thing?" Jiraiya suddenly blurted out. "it's a bus, Jiraiya-sama. A BUS. And stop pulling me back." Naruto hissed at him after he placed some weird looking paper inside a box near the driver. "two for Shinsekai." Naruto told the driver. "cute." A couple of school girls giggled when they saw Naruto.
"oh." Jiraiya murmured with a sly smile plastered on his lips. Naruto saw this and immediately grab the sennin's hand and led him far in the back of the bus. They took their seats and became quiet for a few minutes.
"wow! Japan has progressed." Jiraiya murmured in awe to break the silence between them. He was leaning against the window while Naruto has his eyes closed for the moment.
"look at them! They're weirdoes but the boy's cute." They heard a girl giggled. "oh kami-sama!" Naruto cursed under his breath.
"now you really ARE changed. I thought you wanted attention." Jiraiya asked him with a crazy smile on his lips.
"would you shut up for a minute, Erro-sennin?" Naruto snapped at him. "now that's what I missed!" Jiraiya patted his shoulders. "now that's what I missed...blah blah..." Naruto mocked him. "aw, the little boy got admirers." Jiraiya teased him. "ch! Erro-sennin." Naruto huffed.
Trees, houses and people seemed to shot by as the bus accelerated. Jiraiya was occupied for the moment while Naruto took the time to rest for a bit. He hasn't been able to rest ever since his journey back to Konoha. No one knew that his return to his village was full of ADVENTURES.
Twenty minutes later...
"ei Naruto-kun..." Jiraiya nudged him with his elbow. "what?" Naruto grunted. He's acting like Sasuke now. "are you sure that this Joker that we're looking for is really in Tokyo?" the Sennin asked him. Naruto sighed. "that is one possible place, I mean Joker is the kind of person who doesn't stay at one place all the time." The blonde Shinobi told him. "but you said he's in Tokyo. You mean we're not really sure where he is?" Jiraiya complained. "but Tokyo is a good place to start looking for someone like him. if not, then we shall travel all over Japan to find him." Naruto said. Jiraiya sighed. "you're too troublesome."
That was the end of the conversation for now. Jiraiya was again preoccupied with the sights outside while Naruto took the moment to rest. But when he realized that the Sennin was rather unusually quiet, he opened his eyes only to see that the Erro-sennin was giggling silently while scribbling on a piece of paper.
"what's that?" Naruto asked, leaning towards him to get a good look of the paper. Jiraiya covered the things he had written while still giggling silently.
"Naruto-kun, I've got a sudden flash of inspiration." He said while blushing a little. Naruto's forehead creased. He still doesn't get what's happening here. it took him a couple of minutes to patch all things up, from Jiraiya's ugly blushing face, his constant glance at the girls upfront and the paper he's holding. Naruto looked at the girls and saw one of them has her bloomers exposed.
"temme!!!!! You're gathering data again!!!" Naruto hit the Sennin hard on the head. People in the bus gaped at them. "Itai!!!!! Nande kuso?!!" Jiraiya retorted and hit Naruto too. "K'so!!!!" Naruto cursed. "you better think again if you want to give me another blow, Naruto-kun. It's not my fault since you insisted that I leave my collections behind." Jiraiya bellowed at him. "Sumimasen, is there something wrong?" a man in blue uniform came to them. Naruto and Jiraiya stared at the conductor of the bus. "um no. Gomen nasai. My friend here is just being childish. Don't worry, I've got everything under control." Naruto told him. Jiraiya stared at the blonde shinobi. "Doo itashimashite. Just call me if there's anything you want." The man smile at them and walked away.
"childish, ch!" Jiraiya scoffed. "I don't want to attract more attention so you better stop that, Erro- sennin." Naruto warned him. "I'm not doing anything! You're the one who's pissed off while I'm just writing quietly." Jiraiya pointed out. Naruto sighed. "Jiraiya-sama, please stop being a pervert just for one week. Please?" Naruto pleaded. Jiraiya stared at the distressed boy. "fine." Jiraiya sighed in defeat. "Yosh!" Naruto cheered.
They remained silent until the end of the trip.
"let's go." Naruto nudged Jiraiya to stand up. People emptied the bus quickly. Naruto made sure that they are at the right stop, the shopping district of Shinsekai, Osaka.
"wohohow!!!!!!" Jiraiya breathed. People dressed up in weird clothes, dozens of stores that lined up in front of them and big T.V. screens perched at almost everywhere overwhelmed our Erro-sennin. "nice..." the Sennin whispered in awe. Everything is swirling in his head, too much for him to digest. Modern Japan really shocked him.
"ei, Erro-sennin." Naruto poked his shoulder but he got no response. "Ei Erro-sennin." Naruto said. He saw Jiraiya's face looked utterly bewildered so he slapped his former sensei's cheek. "Itai!" Jiraiya complained while rubbing his sore cheek. "you we're in a different plane so I really have to do that." Naruto told him. "K'so!" Jiraiya cursed and staggered to hit him back but Naruto held him off.
"hit me next time, Erro-sennin. We have to get moving to the airport to get to Tokyo." Naruto told him. Jiraiya sighed and brought his hand down to his side. "calm down ok? I know that modern Japan overwhelmed you but we can't let that stop us from completing this mission." Naruto told him. Jiraiya nodded silently and let Naruto lead the way through the busy crowd.
They made their way through the shopping district, trying hard to keep low profiles but it seems that Naruto naturally attracts females.
"hurry Erro-sennin. We have to get out of here." Naruto hissed at him. they started running, constantly being followed by pesky females.
' what's up with this baka. I thought he loves attention.' Jiraiya complained silently as he followed behind Naruto. He looks to his right and saw a store with big posters of sexy ladies on its display window. "whoa!" Jiraiya murmured as saliva stared dripping down his mouth. He looked at Naruto's back and grinned. ' I shouldn't be in a hurry...I'll go check this one out! Hehehe!!!!!' Jiraiya snickered and slowly inched away from Naruto who was busy thinking of ways on how to ditch his unexpected female fans.
"k'so!!! Now I know how Sasuke felt." Naruto murmured, not realizing that Jiraiya drifted away towards the shop.
"KAWAI!!!!!" the girls screeched.
Jiraiya-sama went inside the shop and saw a couple of guys gaping at an open magazine. "how may I help you, sir?" a man towards our Erro-sennin with a familiar perverted smile. "um," Jiraiya murmured. His eyes scanned the placed and saw things that are not supposed to be exposed to minors.
"nice..." the Sennin murmured while grinning. The man led him further inside the shop of lust... owari!!!!
"oi, Erro-sennin." Naruto said and titled his head, only to find out that Jiraiya is gone. "Yamero!!!!" Naruto cursed a little too loud, making heads turn towards his direction.
"I've got to find him!!!" Naruto cursed before running off towards the same direction he came.
' where could he be?" Naruto wildly asked himself. He was running at top speed that he passed by the store where Jiraiya was.
"k'so!!!!" Naruto cursed.
"thank you so much, Sir! It's nice doing business with you!" the store manager cheekily said before Jiraiya stepped out of his store, grinning like a maniac. Thank Kami-sama that he did not forget to bring some hefty gold with him or he will not be able to buy the things he needed for his book. A couple of devices, video tapes and magazines caught his eyes so he paid the man a hefty amount of gold.
"Hehehe...I can't believe Naruto did not tell me about shops like this here." Jiraiya murmured. He could just imagine the things he will put these things in use for. "this will improve my data-gathering. Hihihi..." he snickered, eyes glinting like a maniac. "now where could that dope be?" Jiraiya asked himself, pausing in the middle of the busy shopping center.
"uhoh..." Jiraiya sweat-dropped.
He started walking towards the opposite direction from Naruto's and was stuck in a middle of a shopping stampede.
"get out of here!" "wait!" "it's a sale!!!" "Naruto!!! Where are you?!?!?!" Jiraiya yelled through the crowd. He is getting dizzy with all the shouting and chaos around him. he closed his eyes and held his arm in front of him all the sudden and felt something soft, really soft.
' hey what's this? squeeze it's so soft! squeezesqueeze' Jiraiya mused, still squeezing the breast of the woman in front of him.
SLAP! "HENTAI!!!!!!!!!!!!" the woman screeched after she slap Jiraiya awake from his musing.
"HENTAI!!!!!!!!!!" someone screamed. Naruto froze upon hearing it. "oh no! please don't let it be!" Naruto muttered and started jumping from one stall to the other to get to the source of commotion.
"HENTAI!!!!!" the woman shrieked again. "Gomen nasai!!! I did not see you!!!" Jiraiya was apologizing to death to the squealing woman. All eyes were on him, burning with rage. "Gomen nasai!!!!" Jiraiya said.
"BAKA!!!!!!" Naruto yelled as he flew towards them. He grabbed Jiraiya's shirt and carried him into the air as they continue to escape the enraged shoppers. "they're running away!!!" the people yelled. Some tried to run after them but of course, they could not catch up because of Naruto's speed. Jiraiya saw the dildo that he bought fell off his pack. " NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he cried in despair.
"You're dead when we get out of here, Erro-sennin! I promise you that!" Naruto yelled ah he continued to leap stall by stall, dragging Jiraiya with him.
"it's not my fault Naruto! I swear!!!!" Jiraiya protested. "shut up!" Naruto snapped at him. a few seconds later, they were out of Shinsekai, down to Osaka's busy streets. They hid behind an old, abandoned building. Naruto released Jiraiya from his grip to let the Sennin gasp some air.
"it. was. Not. My. fault." Jiraiya said in between gasps. BAM!!!! Naruto's answer was a hit on the head. "baka! I thought you promised to stop being a pervert for a while?!" Naruto bellowed at him. "it was not my fault! I hallucinated because I was lost, baka!!!!!" Jiraiya shot back. "but do you have to molest the woman?! Man! That's extra low even for you Erro-sennin!" Naruto yelled. "I told you I did not mean it!!: Jiraiya shot back. A string of animosity flashed between the two angry shinobis.
"will you cut it out? You're disturbing someone, you know." Someone spoke from behind. Naruto and Jiraiya turned around to see who is it and both gave different reactions. Jiraiya was irritated while Naruto was frozen.
"YOU?!"
A/N: al last!!!!!! I'm back!!!!! Please review!!!!!!!! Next chapter's title is "Eclipse in Osaka" please watch out for it!!!!!!!! Please!!!!! I need beta!!!! If you want, email me at : thanks!!!!!!!! PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!