Spidey wrote this when I was looking after something for the summary. This is not my fault. The first line is by me, by the way.
By Spidey.
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'Yes, Mr Alchemist?' the homunculus replied, who was sitting and studying a pair of scissors.
'Would you please put those away?' the alchemist asked. Greed grinned madly, and stabbed the man in his golden eyes.
'Aaah, I feel much better now!'
'CLEAN UP AFTER YOU!!' shouted a woman from the bar.
'Sure Martel!'